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I am sure that 80% of the world is familiar with the FUPA, an acronym for ‘Fat Upper Pussie Area.’ It seems like after the mom jeans resurgence of 2k7, FUPAs were really just ‘inevitable.’ As females continue to grow older, their metabolism will slow down, and they will begin to gain weight. Usually women gain weight in their ass and thighs first. (Men are more likely 2 get ‘bellies’.) It seems like this FUPA trend might be ‘metabolically driven’, as opposed to just a ‘viral marketing gimmick.’
It seems like FUPAs are some sort of rare phenomenon, possibly caused by the form fitting structure of most altPants. Maybe as u gain wait, the tightness of ur pants ’shape’ where fat is distributed. Seems like it might be a ‘major health risk’ or something. Wish that Parsons/Pratt would do some sort of ’study’ about that, instead of just generating ‘designers’ who will work for mainstream brands. Seems like FUPAs might be ‘trendy’ but also ‘unhealth.’
From what I understand, they sell ‘butt pads’ for women with no asses. I wonder if some1 will market FUPA pads, for skinny girls with a Skinny_Upper_Pussie_Area. I might add this as a product to iamcarles.com, in order to capitalize on tween females who are still ‘rain thin’ but want that extra ‘padding’ to achieve an older aesthetic.
(Did yall used 2 stuff ur bras when u felt like u had no titties?)
Feel confused about FUPAs, mom jeans, skinny jeans, and how health + fashion can counteract one another. Might buy velco orthopedic shoes for old people to have a post-ironic prsnl brand, but more importantly, to give feet/arc/ankles proper support, ensuring the load bearing capabilities of my footwear are optimized.
Do yall think that FUPAs will ‘catch on’ in the next decade?
Will alternative women gain weight in the next decade?
Will altwomen have to ‘retire’ leggings in 2k10?
Will the current alt generation ‘gain weight’ and how will it alter the future of fashion?
Do u have any health tips 4 ’staying thin’ besides ’shopping at Holes Foods and ‘doing lines of blow’?
R u a bro with a FUPA?
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Still trying to reach $3,000 to videotape the iamcarles t shirt delivery.
http://livingears.blogspot.com/2009/08/i-am-carles-shirt-delivery-fund.html
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//////////Reply by le CEECEE
//////////Posted August 12th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
@Scott Curtis, GO AWAY
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//////////Reply by skybeard
//////////Posted August 12th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
@Scott Curtis,
I think Carles should have made the ‘denial of service clause’ for those deemed to be ‘mentally unhealthy’ and ’stalkerish’, kinda like Marnie Stern’s disclaimer in her Kissing Booth 2k8 gimmick.
Two are also similar because one day you’ll regret the fact that you were 2 shy and you thought it would’ve been 2 creepie to go ahead with it, when it retrospect it seems it would’ve been worth it to fork over cash for the chance to do something incredibly memorable like ‘chilling with Carles’/'tongue kissing Marnie Stern’.
Damn, hate myself now and then.
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//////////Reply by Scott Curtis
//////////Posted August 12th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
@skybeard, ur so right
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//////////Reply by ne pas
//////////Posted August 13th, 2009 at 1:24 am
@skybeard, /tongue kiss carles…
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are we a cult yet.
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def conflicted abt FUPAs. have def looked at them b4 and thought ‘oh fuck no!’, but on the right alt broad could see myself going ‘yes plzzzz’. willing 2 at least try 1.
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//////////Reply by NONO
//////////Posted August 12th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
@ne pas, you dont care about FUPAS! Yoos the anyal KWEEN! ne pas! Get on your shit!
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//////////Reply by ne pas
//////////Posted August 13th, 2009 at 7:11 am
@NONO, wow…feel like u r rlly ‘relentless’ or ‘in jr high’ or something. feel proud of both of us.
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//////////Reply by ne pas
//////////Posted August 13th, 2009 at 10:51 am
@ne pas, evry time i look at that 1st pic it makes me want alt FUPA more + more.
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brooding helps me stay thin.. i live in the capitol city of a state commonly stereotyped as ‘redneck’ (also one of the fattest states in the us.) FUPAs are all over the place here and are def not alt. just gross. i gagged a little at the last pic.
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//////////Reply by ne pas
//////////Posted August 12th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
@juliedelusion, u r frm hbg 2?
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//////////Reply by juliedelusion
//////////Posted August 12th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
@ne pas, hmm. nope. cwv. got a FUPA problem in ur hometown as well? i guess in large relevant cities it could be alt..but. no. i see way too many entire families with FUPA’s at the local Big K-mart/arby’s/_____’s All u can Eat Buffet!
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//////////Reply by NONO
//////////Posted August 12th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
@ne pas, Her royal heininess, the KWEEN OF buttyholz! Bring it back!
gotta get dat. gotta get dat. A-NAL-K-WE-EN!
je ne veux pas des vajs. JE VEUX SEULMENT LES ANYOLES!
AHAHAHAHAHA
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//////////Reply by ne pas
//////////Posted August 13th, 2009 at 7:14 am
@NONO, think i approve of the effort ur putting in 2 this. feels like u think ur ‘blowing up my spot’ but it seems more like u r blowing up ur own spot may b? not sure.
//////////Reply by yosh
//////////Posted August 14th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
@ne pas, I’m from Harrisburg, but not sure that we have FUPA trend going on here yet… Happy to see that other Harrisburgers are searching for a culturally relevant life too.
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//////////Reply by ne pas
//////////Posted August 14th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
@yosh, was focusing mainly on ‘capitol city of a state commonly stereotyped as ‘redneck’’. whether or not we have a FUPA ‘problem’ is subjective. i’ve spotted many a FUPA in my life tho…
glad we’re both from the same ‘geographical region’, searching 4 similar meaningfulness.
After I ‘left the city’ 4 summer break i’ve not done much, resulting in a small ‘bellie’ bro, kinda h8, need to ‘get readie’ for my private university again.
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//////////Reply by smedly
//////////Posted August 13th, 2009 at 12:42 am
@ALL I DO IS PARTY, word …
have been living in my parents’ coffee shop, and been eatering the delicious “gastro-cafe” food. but need to go on a man-diet b4 i get back to school (to befriend some freshmen)
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OH NO PLEASE NOT
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That, my friend, is what we like to call, a ‘GUNT’.
Much better than FUPA.
Etymology: GUT & CUNT, together at last.
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//////////Reply by chong
//////////Posted August 12th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
@AltHombre, GUNT>FUPA (via hot 3rd grade teacher)
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my gf is half azn, her fupa is real big.
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fatty upper PELVIC area = unisex term.
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hmm, FUPA is better than fat gooch or fat vagine
/amirite
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wow a post that doesn’t mention animal collective
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pics of carles at carlesisnotalt@gmail.com
hit it up brahss!!!
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wtvr. my preschool teacher totally rocked the FUPA way before any of them altbroadz could talk.
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not attracted sexually to fupas
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is the FUPA the new “hip fat hanging over the sides of alt grls low-rise cigarette jeans??”
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where is the funny?….. :(
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mom jeans are the worst trend.
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//////////Reply by Z
//////////Posted August 12th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
@d, WRONG, uggs and crocs are (were?).
i had a pair of mom jeans
just want to fit in
and yet be “unconventional” (via cory kennedy).
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//////////Reply by lykk
//////////Posted August 14th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
@Z, haha cory kennedey haha
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if girl has fupa naked; it is horrific
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hahaha i havent even read the post yet, but i lol’d and startled every1 in the immediate area.
Always wondered what to call that general area..
Thx Carles.
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ITs not a fupa, its a handle/fulcrum.
Mom jeans are the same thing as shitty glasses and most ‘alt’ hair’cuts’…just a way to make people look ugly so that when they have a one-night stand/tugjob in the restroom they think its because of ‘chemistry’ or personality not just because seeing them made you ‘want 2 cum’
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//////////Reply by skybeard aka 555
//////////Posted August 12th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
moose knuckle
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//////////Reply by gentleman
//////////Posted August 12th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
@skybeard aka 555, mooseknuckles r when there are lines on a bro’s pants caused by the seam going right btween his scrottum sac.
Feels good, looks better
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Bro FUPA is FUBACA, Fat Upper Ball And Cock Area.
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FUPAs hot. been jackin off to FUPA sites for a minute.
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i’ve always called fupa a ‘vagomach’ when stomach fat leads its way down to the vag
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frontbum.
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hipsterauthetic.blogspot.com
It just taste’s better
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//////////Reply by lykk
//////////Posted August 14th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
@anon, no.
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quality post
A-
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if yr askin yrself ‘why did i just masturbate to that first pic’, welcome to the very large club.
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could u brand the FUPA as a “third boob” 2 make it more chill.
feelin “self conssie”
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in middle school i bought those gel things that feel sort of like real boobs
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…. h8 / <3 this post =l
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//////////Reply by Z
//////////Posted August 12th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
@May, MLIA
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//////////Reply by May
//////////Posted August 12th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
@Z, ????
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//////////Reply by Z
//////////Posted August 12th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
@May, my
//////////Reply by Z
//////////Posted August 12th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
@May, life
//////////Reply by Z
//////////Posted August 12th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
@May, is
//////////Reply by Z
//////////Posted August 12th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
@May, average
*tuggin2 Girls of eBay*
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KULT A FIED ER KOLD.
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hey is ne1 here in to Nirvana?
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//////////Reply by gofuparun
//////////Posted August 13th, 2009 at 9:29 am
idk that last picture seems pretty grunge to me
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It might happen… It would be a sad time though. I certainly wouldn’t get one. I prefer to not be ugly… My secret to staying thin is not having enough money to buy food (I’d rather buy alcohol and go shopping with the little I get) Also probably wouldn’t retire leggings personally. I like them.
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‘fupa’ sounds like a french dessert. possibly consisting of fruit and topped with whip cream. would it be kewel to eat a ‘fupa’ outta one of those fat girls pussies?
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I HATE FAT
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FCK
UPPER
PANTALONES
APPY
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//////////Reply by fullscale008
//////////Posted August 12th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
@fullscale008,
what i meant was.
EVERYTHIGN SINCE FUBU
SEEMS/SOUNDS LIKE FUBU
“FML”
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FUPA>MUFFIN TOP
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WTF is “girls of ebay”
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Interesting man,
I used read your blog constantly…now, I feel like I grew out of it (srs).
good luck and maintain, I’m looking forward to catching some people pretending to be Carles.
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WAISTIES
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Heys, Im purdy sure the man at one our nations finest spots for learnins has one of these things:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gfhAJWz7vKY/Ru8LWbiazKI/AAAAAAAAAGU/Rmk5HMtpoJY/s320/WeisCharlie.jpg
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i really hate trendy girl fashion so much.
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omg fupas
they r so gross dood
unless theyre on alt grls
did ur upa gain weight grl?
ur fat in the middle
ur pants prove it to us
supas and mupas
omg fupas
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carles must be making ‘tons of money’. did i see gap banners on the top?
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fuck me from behind crls til I blow my load
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ordered my i am carles t-shirt on monday
it didn’t say when it would get here in the email
when will it get hurrr?
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FUPA = front butt
(that’s what we’ve always called them anyway)
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every time i look at that lil alt chick’s fupa i just think about ‘cumming on that shit’
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should also be tagged as misogyny
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//////////Reply by hjznbluntz
//////////Posted August 13th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
@A F, tagging as in ‘tagging’ a FUPA with cum?
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Natasha Khan has the definitive FUPA/Gunt.
I’m okay with it because she still “looks good” but isn’t self-conscious [via anorexia].
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relevant related nytimes article http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/13/fashion/13POTBELLY.html?ref=fashion
i conjecture that the recession is finally starting to affect hipster purchasing patterns (via trust fund empty/parents finally broke/unemployment). instead of shopping at whole foods, doing lines of coke (via rich friends), and drinking hard liquor hipsters are trying to save money by eating at mcdonalds, begging people for a cigarette (and not getting them), and buying cases of beer.
if this is true this means hipsters as a demographic are tending to burn less calories (via coke), suppress their appetite less (via coke/cigarettes), and consume more empty calories (via cheap food/beer). i bet carles could make a good post of this with party pictures comparing people in party pix from summer-”pre crash irrational exuberance”-2k7 and summer-”holy fuck how am i going to pay rent”-2k9 .
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who needs clothes? its stupid. if the social norm were to be naked, people would feel like they would have to be ‘fit’. clothes hides some of the fatness. its unfortunate that clothes are such a big deal. i like being naked, i like seeing naked people. nudity should have to mean sex, though i dont disagree with that either. and being naked gets you an even tan everywhere! also, i was riding the bus today and a larger woman sat in the seat in front of me, i thought to myself, yuck, look at that fatty, and i know this isnt an original thought, but i feel like i should say it anyway, im glad for all the chubby chasers, fat people need loving too. that picture of the fatties above really grossed me out. i dont like it. im gonna go vomit now, bye;
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So the ladie gagger would have a FUP+PA (via baby peen + pussie)
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think it sounds better as CHUNT (Chubby Cunt) yall
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like those FUPAs (haha this is the first time I hear it) in the last picture… it’s pretty rare where I live. only regular fatties or just a few pounds here and there but people are normal.
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I’m sorry to say that, but I guess, your blog could use a facelift. Those colors and fonts caused me headache after only ten seconds and prbably I missed out on the best only because of that. :(
Best,
Eigensinn
(eigensinn83 @ Twitter, if anybody cares… *g*)
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