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Will I kill my BFFs if I text while I am driving?

I just watched this public service announcement marketing gimmick, and it makes me very afraid to text while I drive.

From what I understand, if I text while I drive, 2 of my bffs will be ‘brutally killed’ in a car accident. I will also kill some lil kid’s parents and leave the child orphaned. Jesus. Feel overwhelmed, like I would have a lot guilt 2 live with 4 the rest of my life if I was in some sort of text-driving accident. Like texting while driving is possibly ‘more dangerous’ than drunk driving or something, because u don’t really ‘consciously remember’ a drunk driving accident.

It seems like the theme of this video is that ‘people need to stop text driving because cleaning up accidents means that the government wastes tons of money.’ If text-related auto accidents are worthy of punishment, I believe that we shouldn’t do so much to try to save these horrible people. It seems plausible that we should not utilize the jaws of life to save the criminals, but instead we should possibly transport them to be ‘burned alive within their car.’ Based on the feelings of h8 and anger that this video evokes, I feel like this would be a fair, cost-effective punishment.

I am not sure if it is kewl to do ‘other shit’ while driving. Tons of pundits say that ur supposed Some state laws don’t even let u talk on the phone while u drive. It makes me sad that our nation is s000 dependent on cars. People don’t realize that if we cut out the ‘gas guzzling bullshit’ we will cut our ‘dependence on foreign oil.’ As yall know, the only reason that the dark side of the world has any influence is because they are chilling on top of most of the world’s fossil fuels.

Can’t believe Public Service Announcements have 2 be ’s000 graphic’ in order to get people’s attention. I wish that people still had ‘good parents’ who ‘taught them life lessons’ instead of just buying them a video game console, a cheap desktop computer, and meals from fast food restaurants. Advertisements like this really make me feel like ‘the world is ending’ or like I legitimately have ’something to be afraid of.’

Worried that I’m going to die at the hands of a tween who is sending a text while driving.
Srsly need to move to ‘the city’ so that I don’t have to drive, and I can just
Do yall rlly think that texting is so dangerous?
Worried that I’m going to go to jail for using my phone when it is ’seriously an emergency’ even though I am driving.
h8 laws.
Wish we lived in a perfect society where ppl didn’t even need cars and we didn’t need oil from the Middle East.
Teens ruin everything. :-(
Does n e 1 know why European people drive on the wrong side of the road?

Previous Teens + Texting Coverage
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/03/i-wish-there-more-ways-to-sexually-pressure-my-girlfriend-as-a-tween.html

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43 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted August 26, 2009 at 2:30 pm | Permalink

    First.

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  2. xoxo
    Posted August 26, 2009 at 2:34 pm | Permalink

    kinda confused. is this a psa, or a movie? is this the movie scream, or a snuff film? is the soundtrack for sale?

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    //////////Reply by bANANAS
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    @xoxo, its a psa. musiq sucks.

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  3. bwllmb
    Posted August 26, 2009 at 2:35 pm | Permalink

    thrid

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  4. xoxo
    Posted August 26, 2009 at 2:37 pm | Permalink

    it’s cool you get 3 scene points for using a hand-held mobile while driving, tho.

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  5. bwllmb
    Posted August 26, 2009 at 2:40 pm | Permalink

    Is ’sexting while driving’ more/less/equally safe than ‘conventional (non-sexual) texting’??? Kinda worried that if my BFFs die while I’m sexting, my messages might end up on TV.

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  6. the fink
    Posted August 26, 2009 at 2:44 pm | Permalink

    every fifteen minutes [via highschool]

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    //////////Reply by vdieselfor20
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    @the fink, L.O.L. my skool had that too

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  7. daffy
    Posted August 26, 2009 at 2:46 pm | Permalink

    psa 3 min too long.

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    //////////Reply by grozz
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    @daffy, psa 4:16 too long

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  8. Posted August 26, 2009 at 2:47 pm | Permalink

    i walked across a street texting a few weeks ago

    i felt myself acknowledging the possibility of getting hit by a car

    i was looking down at my cell phone

    i felt calm

    saw myself ‘flying through the air’ sort of

    seemed sweet

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    //////////Reply by ne pas
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    @tao, feel like if u get hit by a car while texting + walking that you’d almost have to have a sort of unapologetic tho ‘i kind of deserved that’ attitude.

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    //////////Reply by gnar sesh
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    @ne pas, Yea you really can’t get upset when you are lying on the asphalt like a bag o bones. u axd 4 it.

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  9. daffy
    Posted August 26, 2009 at 2:49 pm | Permalink

    carles did yall write this post?

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  10. bob dobbs
    Posted August 26, 2009 at 3:09 pm | Permalink

    do the psa’s about weed convince u that u support terrorists if u get stoned?

    dont be so soft

    i used to shoot dope while driving. cant just shoot up in yr car in the bronx, safer on the GW.

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  11. Posted August 26, 2009 at 3:10 pm | Permalink

    She should have updated her FB status and Twitpic her dead friend instead of screaming in pain.

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    //////////Reply by chong
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    @Sly, should have taken a video with her phone goin more viral than the psa

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  12. neezy
    Posted August 26, 2009 at 3:43 pm | Permalink

    THAT WAS REALLY FUCKED UP

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    //////////Reply by anonymous
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    @neezy,
    yes indeed.

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  13. PADAY
    Posted August 26, 2009 at 4:22 pm | Permalink

    yo dawg i heard you lik- WAIT… WHAT ??

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  14. Posted August 26, 2009 at 4:26 pm | Permalink

    too many errors in this post to follow. plz proof then repost.

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  15. messedup
    Posted August 26, 2009 at 4:39 pm | Permalink

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QggEvJAlV1s

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  16. no fish today
    Posted August 26, 2009 at 4:51 pm | Permalink

    welcome to 2 weeks ago

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  17. al gore
    Posted August 26, 2009 at 5:11 pm | Permalink

    DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

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    //////////Reply by runnin
    //////////Posted

    @al gore, WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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  18. Posted August 26, 2009 at 5:43 pm | Permalink

    y did it haf 2 b so gorey/shitty/low budget/long/confusing. un necc ess arry.

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  19. †®åπP
    Posted August 26, 2009 at 6:10 pm | Permalink

    im driving a \-\µg3 £Xpe∂¡†iø/\/ rite now LOL!

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  20. bANANAS
    Posted August 26, 2009 at 6:19 pm | Permalink

    carles i fancy you you make me text & drive <3

    the english have fucked up teeth & shittty food. why even bother questioning their driving lawz??

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    //////////Reply by jjj
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    @bANANAS, I hate brittain.

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    //////////Reply by Claire
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    @jjj, Britain

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    //////////Reply by jjj
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    @Claire, I was speaking post-post-ironicly.

  21. the hip
    Posted August 26, 2009 at 6:20 pm | Permalink

    man o man. this blog dead yet? ARE WE ALIVE?

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  22. anon
    Posted August 26, 2009 at 6:30 pm | Permalink

    women drivers.

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    //////////Reply by a
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    @anon, yeah women drivers is right.

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    //////////Reply by Sir Ainsley Bumblnek
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    @anon,

    good thing they dont haz azn drivers in Grate Brittain or they would be really in trbbl but they is safer now i think they got the memo the women didnt

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    //////////Reply by anonymous bitch
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    @anon, ur such a sexist asshole… go fuck yourself

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  23. JT
    Posted August 26, 2009 at 7:17 pm | Permalink

    feel like since i live in a ‘normal’ place where we drive on the ‘correct’ side of the road this wont happen to me.

    the direct advantages of being american ftw

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  24. Posted August 26, 2009 at 7:20 pm | Permalink

    I know his is more funny and all, but I think Mr. Carlos stole my “texting and driving” post from my blog post yesterday. He did it better though and at a better perspective. Kind of feel honored. Like I’m not “entry-level” anymore. Maybe 1 step past “entry-level”.

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  25. xavier
    Posted August 26, 2009 at 10:04 pm | Permalink

    “Srsly need to move to ‘the city’ so that I don’t have to drive, and I can just
    Do yall rlly think that texting is so dangerous?”

    what?

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  26. Joshbro
    Posted August 26, 2009 at 10:40 pm | Permalink

    Feel like in Canada our psas are more ‘authentic’ and ‘horrendous’. In the following commercial we acknowledge ‘workplace accountability’ while being ‘fucking gruesome’ at the same time.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FS02ZMvQjs

    ‘Greaseface’ an acceptable edu-meme in 2k___???
    You be the judge.

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    //////////Reply by Sambone
    //////////Posted

    @Joshbro, yeah saw all these a while ago. Watched them @ a party with some friends.

    I like this one:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ8zztibaQ0

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  27. wutZ
    Posted August 26, 2009 at 10:54 pm | Permalink

    somewhat funny

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  28. :(
    Posted August 26, 2009 at 11:23 pm | Permalink

    i rear ended someone when trying to punch in numbers to call someone while driving… THIS SHIT IS REAL…

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  29. Carles is Burning
    Posted August 27, 2009 at 12:45 am | Permalink

    Carles,

    i purchased your shirt just to burn it. Your site will crumble beneath you and your followers will wander away from your site.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sWb7KQuGtE

    I’m watching you.

    Down with Carles
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    //////////Reply by anonyt
    //////////Posted

    @Carles is Burning, carles just has to rid himself of all these fckwt cmmntrs

    cmmnts on the ‘alt is dead’ post made me want to off myself

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    //////////Reply by bob dobbs
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    @anonyt, u should try it. near death experiences are totes ‘auth’

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    //////////Reply by anon
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    @bob dobbs, lol

    //////////Reply by clrks
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    @Carles is Burning, bro i don’t think u ‘get it.’ thnx 4 the monies tho.

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    //////////Reply by HEALTHYBRO
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    @clrks, tl:dnw

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    //////////Reply by HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK
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    @clrks, I don’t think you get it guy

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  30. Posted August 27, 2009 at 2:15 am | Permalink

    driving on the road can turn an lol into a great big omg, yallz

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  31. zoetrope
    Posted August 27, 2009 at 2:59 am | Permalink

    saw this on a russian blog a russian minute ago. NOT HIP. lets revert back to hunterz n gatherz. anyone care to join?

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  32. smkbnz88
    Posted August 27, 2009 at 11:09 am | Permalink

    cultural relevance is mainstream

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  33. Posted August 27, 2009 at 11:30 am | Permalink

    why do kids always think dead parents are just ’sleepin’ ?

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  34. Jules
    Posted August 27, 2009 at 12:06 pm | Permalink

    that made me feel ‘afraid’ because it showed the stereotypes of my mainstrm friends

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  35. stonedbro
    Posted August 27, 2009 at 12:29 pm | Permalink

    new post….???

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  36. quizzyrascal
    Posted August 27, 2009 at 12:33 pm | Permalink

    the one driving is a friend of mine.

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  37. Mari
    Posted August 27, 2009 at 7:39 pm | Permalink

    Does n e 1 know why American people drive on the wrong side of the road?

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  38. Posted August 27, 2009 at 10:16 pm | Permalink

    OMG! Carles said “pundit”! It’s upbeat and uberhip to see that the blag has transmogrified into a shrewd poly-sci omniverse. Or is it an assimilation of dead language pop culture into the hipster lekxsikon. Really pushing it with these hawkish outs! I’m excited for the phuture!

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  39. Posted August 28, 2009 at 3:05 am | Permalink

    I’m too poor to own a car because I spend all my time reading this blog instead of looking for a job. So instead I ride the bus, and text all my skeezy broke-assed friends who also ride the bus. So in away Carles, your saving my life.

    Carles Saves!

    sorry J. Christ.

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    //////////Reply by Cory Walker
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    @Cory Walker, I used your instead of you’re because I am being post post post modern, /posting from the 5 dimension its the newest thing from Japan, here contractions dont even fucking matter.

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    //////////Reply by XXXZodieBrawXXX
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    @Cory Walker, EXCUSES! h8 when ignorants like you confuse the y0r yore thing.

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    //////////Reply by uncle tophat
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    @XXXZodieBrawXXX, fuck u, h8 that u r a d-bag with a saggy peni. also h8 that u spend new years all alone.

    so sad!!

    f u

  40. madizin
    Posted August 29, 2009 at 3:49 am | Permalink

    nice generalizing, not all Europeans drive on the opposite side of the road…

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  41. anonymous bitch
    Posted August 30, 2009 at 3:34 am | Permalink

    Um…. am I a “bad person” for laughing through out the entire video?

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  42. Posted October 26, 2009 at 5:37 pm | Permalink

    Your mate, really?

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  43. Posted October 26, 2009 at 5:38 pm | Permalink

    who’s mate are we talking about here?

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