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I saw this video, and it made me 'yearn 4 the days' of myspacers worth blogging about, a now-deceased HRO blog gimmick. It's kinda weird how we're all trying to express ourselves', and it seemed like myspace used to be the best way for tweens to do this. U could post tons of pictures, and make ur profile 'kewl kolours' and add tons of embedded images of ur favourite shit that represented u.

Then myspace became a 'graveyard' of dead profiles, not just because facebook/twitter became more authentic/functional, but as internet-centric humans, we are in a neverending search for 'the best way 2 express ourselves' via the internet. Now that all tweens+humans have 'high speed internet' and cheap hi-enuff quality videocameras/'cameras inside of their phones', the ability to show off your brand in video format is something that every1 can do.

Feel like I might need to develop a new gimmick, fresher than both Myspacers Worth Blogging About, and more 'relevant' than I Wish They Had Macbooks When I was a Tween.

Just want 2 put on my most authentic outfits
show the world who I am
free spirited, open 2 new ideas and life experiences
and get my dance on
to a relevant tween indie pop hit
as performed by Miley Cyrus's brother
who has a shitload of tattoos

R u thinking of starting up a youtube channel to make zany videos with ur bffs that 'go viral'?
Do u plan on making 'tons of ad revenue' via Google Adsense Ads?
What online social media tool provides u with the best creative outlet to convey the 'real u' to your 'tribe'?

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Bebe's picture

How could u do this 2 me

anonymous's picture

@Bebe, ;_;

mr.jeffers's picture

Dictated but not yet read

nona's picture

sry bebez

lykk's picture

feel like listening to this song is the only way to truly 'get in touch' with the 'real me.' just want to 'shake it' infront of my imac. just want to find my 'place' in this crazee mnstrm wrld yall.

doom's picture

@lykk,
do you live in pasadena,
r you a cat.

cobones's picture

finally found something worth blooging about; life completed.

Joee's picture

THX

kevbro's picture

i'm not skinny enuff 2 b 'alt'.
afraid to post 'anthropomorphic' image of myself on 'utube', just want 2 be accepted as part of the 'alt tribe'.

tom joad's picture

see yall on bebo in 2k10

anon's picture

MEEKAKITTY!!!!!

z-zzang's picture

that ginger has gone wild..

A F's picture

she doesn't even kno the words to a song she filmed herself dancing 2

john anybro's picture

I want to bone that ginger.

JJ's picture

Hi I am the girl in this video.

I represent a 'tweenager' trying to 'figure out' the cruel, random, shitty world around me. I made a music video. It was fun! But now I wish I hadn't :( Carles didn't think how I would feel if I saw this, that I might become very depressed, possibly end it all (via suicide.) He should have realized that my obsession with aesthetics is rooted in severe self-consciousness, and I am very vulnerable. He ruined me.

This post is about Carles lack of empathy.

vdieselfor20's picture

@JJ, yo jj I like ur p4k marijuana leaf album more than ur opinions.

JJ's picture

@vdieselfor20, I agree, that album is incredible. Not me though

andrew's picture

@JJ,

yeah I was wondering if you are that jj.

Anyways, I think this blog is funny, especially the stuff on the economics of alt stuff on the internet, anything related to Daft Punk, and "social commentary," but bringing kids into this isn't very cool. They're young and just trying to have fun; they have the misfortune of being watched by a bunch of snarky critical 20-somethings with little real life experience or perspective, who will mock and scorn them, and possibly turn them into a lame internet meme. These are real people, and it is a bad deal to hurt others for no real reason except for being young and "zany" and having digital technology, especially tween/teen girls who already have all sorts of "issues" to deal with on growing up.

ripples's picture

@andrew, was on your side until i visited her youtube page.

she is highly tugworthy though

JJ's picture

@andrew, Yeah man, no kids! Let them be. I could elaborate further, but you outlined my argument nicely.

TYLERDURDENISNTREAL's picture

@andrew, once you press 'submit video', you're kind of 'aware' of the consequences, via becoming a bloggable,possibly lame meme. why cant yall have fun without turning on iMovie

andrew's picture

@TYLERDURDENISNTREAL,

Yeah I know. Parents need to tell their kids that posting stupid stuff on the internet can have negative consequences. Kids these days don't have a good sense of privacy and boundaries and are worse off for it (ie easily exploited).

hot pants's picture

@andrew,

who are you? the catcher in the fucking rye? this girl probably grew a nut when she found out she made it to HRO. andrew no offnse but u sound like a queer

JJ's picture

@andrew,
bro, I think you [and everyone reading this site] will find this interesting. It expands on our collective moral objections of HRO, along with some killer analysis.

http://www.riffmarket.com/2009/01/re-hipster-runoffs-animal-collective.html

raaraar's picture

LOL@ the Youtube Douchebags tag. luv u, carles

Scott Curtis's picture

molly ringwald 2.0

Bertrand DeNovo's picture

Hells yes Carles. Keep em pretentious, dumb, gangly & ginger.

Mister Felipe's picture

i see ur panties gurl.

gyration's picture

brands are so entertaining.

DAT ASS's picture

fuck this sorry excuse for alt JB. i didnt even read the rest of the post.

POST MORE BEBE! POST MORE BEBE! POST MORE BEBE! POST MORE BEBE! POST MORE BEBE! POST MORE BEBE! POST MORE BEBE! POST MORE BEBE! POST MORE BEBE! POST MORE BEBE! POST MORE BEBE! POST MORE BEBE! POST MORE BEBE! POST MORE BEBE! POST MORE BEBE! POST MORE BEBE! POST MORE BEBE! POST MORE BEBE! POST MORE BEBE! POST MORE BEBE! POST MORE BEBE! POST MORE BEBE!

mike cera's picture

u r just quirky enough for me

Sean's picture

Spoon's picture

@Sean, I didn't see the link, until after I posted my comment. But yes I agree 100%

aw, fukk's picture

@Sean, YOU WIN THIS ROUND

doom's picture

grizzled dadz's picture

you're videos are so painful...you should put together a collab with all of your fav vids mashed up together.

LOL's picture

IF I WAS SCANDALICIOUS IF BE PISSED!!

al x's picture

whens 2k10 g0nna get here?

&hearrrrts;'s picture

This is such bullshitty news to get! Now all of the upper middle class girls are wearing skirts "differently high" and its cool for them. How am I supposed to be stylishly query now, ITS COOL THERE?

Spoon's picture

That girl is like a wacky waving inflatable tube man.

testicular dancer's picture

she should have a dance off with that other youtube douche; the one who puts on fake blood cuz it's "beautiful". That would be highly bloggable.

vegan jules's picture

shit was dope.

Me's picture

@vegan jules,

You, or someone with the same screen name as you, are a twat.

THE REAL ANDREW W.K.'s picture

That girl is like a wacky waving inflatable tube man.

Hung Fa Lo's picture

I think Carles Jr. posted about this chick as a way to say to her, "I want to 'do it' with you."

I wonder if she's impressed enough to "put out" for the Blogmeister?

JoShmo's picture

ahh tweeeeeens

AntiCrlesmovement's picture

Crls stop making fun of the tweens, they dont know no better. If you were 16 just trying to have fun the last thing I would want is some asian guy who doesnt admit hes Crls whose 25years+ getting at 15years+ girls showing only their faults. But I guess thats what America is now days.

ok ok's picture

nobody wants to watch you dance. jerk.

aw, fukk's picture

aw, fukk's picture

@ok ok,

HERE IS A HOWTO SO THAT U2 CAN JERK!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1KFKCA3Wzw&feature=related

FSITOluvr1234's picture

OMG JUST SAW FSITO ADS, AND THINK THE WEBSITE IS BRILLIANT. ORDERED MYSELF SOME SMALL CREME T SHIRT AND A WRISTBAND. IT'S A PROBLEM Y'ALL, I WANT TO HELP. YOU SHOULD WANT TO HELP TOO! THANK U CARLES FOR ALLOWING SUCH A GOOD THING TO BE ADVERTISED ON UR BLOG.

snags's picture

over cooked noodle limp dick dance

g's picture

guyse guyse guyse.

this is obv. a "viral" ad for high-waisted skirts.

observer's picture

Ugh, that's a bagger

shelley winters's picture

i like the dance
her body looks made of serpents

dankfaced's picture

why do you subject us to this painful material?

daffy's picture

omg <3 this song

tessa's picture

I'm hardly a tween, you guys are silly XD.

Thanks for the blog mention anyway!

<3 Tessa

XanAOZ's picture

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