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Does my life ‘make more sense’ now that PitchforkMedia.coms have reviewed the Beatles?

All of my life, I have been told that the Beatles are the best band ever. They have created the best music in the history of the world. It was always hard for me to evaluate music when a Pitchfork review of the artist/album/mp3 didn’t exist. I feel as if the 0 to 10 numeric score really gave you a ‘jumping point’ from which u could open ur mind and truly appreciate/shit upon an album/band.

My perception of the world finally makes sense. Like I finally ‘get’ music history since I can compare the Beatles to modern indie hits.

Since I have never heard the Beatles’ music, this is a huge relief. Now I have the opportunity to ‘accept them in2 my life’ since I know how 2 judge them appropriately.

Can’t believe ‘Yellow Submarine’ was a mediocre bust, sort of like a lackluster Of Montreal album or something.

I feel better about 2k9, like I know where the ‘best’ albums of the year stand [via in a historical context].

I finally know that ‘Let it Be’

is slightly worse that AnCo

but slightly better than

‘Everything in itz rite place.’ – the Radioheads singing a song about the world making sense

Just searching 4 perfection.
Not all albums were created equally
it is our duty as ‘die hard music fans’
who are the most ‘culturally connected’ ppl in the world
to find out which albums are better than others
and create a forum for like-minded people to rally around them
enjoying them for what they are
but mainly preserving them so that they don’t get ‘too mainstream.’

My concept of musical history makes more sense now.
My concept of the world makes more sense now.
I feel like I am now able to have an educated conversation with my parents about the Beatles.

Tonight, I will finally experience the Beatles when I start to play ‘Beatles Rock Band.’ Hearing them for the first time will be amazing, but I hope that I am not ‘let down’ since there are such high expectations [via perfect 10 p4k ratings].

My mind is free
I am a music critic
I honestly believe that my ‘taste in music’ is a direct reflection of the ‘best music’ in the world.
This is a post about welcoming the Beatles to my iTunes library 4 official judgment.

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56 Comments

  1. 8armsnine
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 3:51 pm | Permalink

    love the beatles

    damn they’re good

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  2. srbglfklb
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 4:00 pm | Permalink

    hate the beatles

    bunch’uh assholes

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    //////////Reply by just another HRO-bro
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    @srbglfklb, finally someone that agrees with me jeez louise

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    //////////Reply by Adam
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    Idiots do tend to flock together

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  3. chizua
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 4:00 pm | Permalink

    they’re just another buzz band, using the rock band gimmick to seem relevant.

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    //////////Reply by Liz
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    @chizua, If it weren’t for the Beatles, there would be no rock bands, n00b.

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    //////////Reply by Mitch
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    @Liz, you forget that regardless of the Beatles existence, there is also Black Sabbath and Led Zeppelin, so either way there would be rock bands. And lets not forget Blue Cheer, who was even before The Beatles. n00b.

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    //////////Reply by Dr. Donald B. MacGowan
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    @Mitch, Quote: “And lets not forget Blue Cheer, who was even before The Beatles. n00b.”

    Uh, dude…John Lennon and Paul McCartney met in July of 1960; they invited George Harrison to join them and they became “The Beatals” for the first few months of the year.[13][14] After trying other names and various drummers the band finally settled on Ringo Starr and became “The Beatles” in August 1960.

    Blue Cheer came together in 1966. It was co-founded by Eric Albronda and Jerry Russell, music aficionados who wanted to become involved with the San Francisco music scene of the 1960s.

    I’m not sure quite what calculus you are using to claim that Blue Cheer predates the Beatles, but it’s delusional at least.

    Who’s the nOOb now?

  4. aw, fukk
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 4:00 pm | Permalink

    im good at medium bass in rockband

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    //////////Reply by daddyasamAck
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    @aw, fukk, yea dude yea

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    //////////Reply by just another HRO-bro
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    @aw, fukk,
    dude

    props

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  5. v00d00d
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 4:02 pm | Permalink

    mars volta > beatles

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    //////////Reply by 88
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    @v00d00d, atd-i > mars brolta > btls

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    //////////Reply by v00d00d
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    @88, johnny mars travolta

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  6. jhesus
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 4:02 pm | Permalink

    what about wavves?!?!

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  7. Posted September 10, 2009 at 4:09 pm | Permalink

    another altband, nothing new.

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    //////////Reply by daddyasamAck
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    @jaye, its their time to shine man

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  8. xurtis
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 4:12 pm | Permalink

    p4k using their ratings system to judge music made in the 1960s just does not make any sense at all.

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  9. bill
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 4:14 pm | Permalink

    this post coulda been epic, carles.

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  10. doox2
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 4:25 pm | Permalink

    when r we guna burn it all down? im ready…

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  11. A F
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 4:26 pm | Permalink

    good post

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  12. monster
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 4:27 pm | Permalink

    Fuckin awesome post. P4k had me downloading Beatles albums all week (via rapidshare) (via dling the 10.0’s first)

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  13. hola
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 4:28 pm | Permalink

    keep hearing about this new band called Beatles. cant believe they released 20 albums and a video game on the same day. sounds kinda gimmicky. might check em out if they have an sf tour date

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    //////////Reply by fat kid
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    @hola, hahahahahhaha i just LOL. (this is the perfect response to that blog)

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  14. Posted September 10, 2009 at 4:38 pm | Permalink

    h8 the beatles

    & their whiny brittush voices

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  15. brobro
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 4:39 pm | Permalink

    Their stuff just sounds like what ppl were doing in the 60s and 70s, nothing original.

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    //////////Reply by Brandon
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    Uh, you got that backwards. Their stuff sounds like what people were doing in the sixties (and consequently, the seventies) because they were leading the way through the whole damn decade. Moron.

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  16. mr. jeffers
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 4:44 pm | Permalink

    i buried paul

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    //////////Reply by 88
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    @mr. jeffers, paul is dead

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    //////////Reply by sie
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    @mr. jeffers, this shit used to give me the chills [via kush circa 2k7 when i thought being a hippie was alt]

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    //////////Reply by Devin
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    @mr. jeffers, haaaaaaaaaaaa

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  17. carles junior
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 4:45 pm | Permalink

    i don’t understand why the beatles are SO huge.
    i do understand why N*sync was SO huge though.

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    //////////Reply by aw, fukk
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    @carles junior, tell me Y-he!!

    c what i did there?

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    //////////Reply by carles junior
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    @aw, fukk, omg that’s backstreet bois NOT nsync u slut but whatevr i get the point jk what but seriously woa

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    //////////Reply by aw, fukk
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    @carles junior, broooooooooo

    yea i kno!!!!!!!!!!

    think one of the nsync and the backstreet boys got s0 big cause of their perceived rivalry/clonage

    dont rly rmember that well, but i vividly remember singing a backstreet boys song at lunch in 6th grade, and some1 laughing at me

    lkaskjdfjahsgdkjhajkfb

    srsly tho, i <3 u bro

    thug lyfe brah

    <3<3aw,fukk<3<3

    //////////Reply by carles junior
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    @aw, fukk, luv u bro, feel connected bro, feel like we could go bowling and tell each other that it doesn’t matter who wins but in actuality we both really want to win but we’re not very good at bowling. DiRtY pOp

  18. jc
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 4:59 pm | Permalink

    the beatles suck ass.

    influential? yes. good? no.

    in a time where there was no internet and people had to get music from the mainstream exclusively they got the beatles in their faces and ears 24/7 [via radio and early tv] and probably didn’t know any better than them. of course they would turn out to be the most influential band. then we got almost 40 years of nostalgic dads and grandpas and moms and grandmas teaching the youngsters to worship a band that, had they come out today, no one would give a fuck about.

    sad really, this whole music history thing. the 60s.

    i feel pitchfork gave this scores from nostalgia-guilt. they only were authentic with their yellow sub review.

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    //////////Reply by The Anonymouses
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    @jc, I think Pitchfork really wanted to give them albums at most a 8.3.

    The Beatles are to concrete with their idealism and aren’t “Zany” enough to be considered anything groundbreaking today.

    Influential is another way of saying used to be groundbreaking, and since The Beatles are nostalgic Pitchfork are pinned into giving them a high rating. If this came out today, who knows what idji-otic Pitchfork would give them.

    Who kares?

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    //////////Reply by jc
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    @The Anonymouses, this is another problem with this generation of alts. no one seems to care. they are happy that old people and p4k are praising the beatles when we all know they don’t deserve the praise they get. maybe a bit. i feel we need to acknowledge them but that’s it. fuck the beatles.

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    //////////Reply by nostalgicdad n 2k50
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    @jc,
    bach is overrated too. fuck that guy. I can’t believe he ‘formatted’ Western music kinda like the beatles ‘formatted’ pop music today. doesn’t seem fair/right. kinda wish that evry1 ‘understood’ p4k so they could realize that all modern indie music was influenced the “goin’ to the beach ya’ll boys” and not the “the beatniks”. just looking forward to the anco rockband in 2k50 when I am nostalgic and can do acid, where a lamp on my head, and get sweet power-ups.

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    //////////Reply by chong
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    @nostalgicdad n 2k50,

    cant wait bro. we’ll sit in our underwear and tubesocks

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    //////////Reply by nah
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    @jc, unless this entire thread is full of shit, then you are. the significance of influence, cultural as well as musical, is not nullified by having been disseminated through the mainstream, nor is a lasting impact the negligible expression of nostalgia. it’s okay to dislike the beatles, but don’t tell me they are fluke that would fall flat today. that’s pure bullshit. they haven’t. all kinds of old music has not withstood the test of time. the beatles have.

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    //////////Reply by jc
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    @nah, you know you’d never like something like ‘i want to hold hands’ if it was released in mid-2009. take off the nostalgia goggles.

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    //////////Reply by Sg. Pepper
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    Well, think about it. Most people reading this blog are in their 20’s. I’m personally 24 making me not even ALIVE during the time the Beatles were releasing albums. Most people my age I’ve noticed don’t seem to know or care all that much about the Beatles unless a) they’re a musician or b) they grew up in a household with family that liked the Beatles. I can honestly say I’m the latter but growing up, I didn’t really get them until my teens when I took it upon myself to sit down and actually listen to a Beatles album. (first being Sg. Pepper) That turned into me listening to Revolver, White Album and so on and so forth. Hence my Beatles love seemed more genuine and not just inherited.

    But since musicians are still being influenced by the Beatles even after 40+ years, music is going to continue to sound like them. Elliott Smith? Grizzly Bear? Even Animal Collective? Most of you people are listening to the Beatles without realizing it. And then imagine if they didn’t come in when they did and how much different music would have been. It was a pivotal point in music history and the music they make is far more relevant and experimental than a majority of the shit that’s came out since. No one should be obligated to like them but at least respect them for their contribution to rock music.

    //////////Reply by jc
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    @Sg. Pepper, “No one should be obligated to like them but at least respect them for their contribution to rock music.”

    i acknowledge them. they still suck.

  19. Spoon
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 5:10 pm | Permalink

    I agree the beatles suck…

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  20. BEATLES FAN
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 5:11 pm | Permalink

    the beatles are so fuckin overrated jesus christ

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    //////////Reply by just another HRO-bro
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    @BEATLES FAN, dude your name is tripping me out

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  21. dude
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 5:30 pm | Permalink

    “a beatles mp3 saved my life, yall”

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  22. Posted September 10, 2009 at 5:51 pm | Permalink

    I star rated all of the beatles songs in my iTunes, does a higher average rating mean I’m a better fan?

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  23. sean john lennon
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 5:52 pm | Permalink

    i hate how the world guilt trips you into saying you like the beatles. “Can’t Buy Me Love”<"C.R.E.A.M."

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    //////////Reply by noisebot
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    @sean john lennon, YES! Wu-Tang > Beatles

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  24. serious question
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 5:52 pm | Permalink

    why is music so bad nowadays?

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    //////////Reply by srs
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    @serious question, r u kiddin me? ancon is bttr than beatles

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  25. marcus
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 5:54 pm | Permalink

    i heard beatles were the oasisbros of the 60s

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  26. JJ
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 6:08 pm | Permalink

    Carles massively oversimplifies and distorts the ideologies behind the indie scene. Okay so pitchfork is pretentious in their reviews and overestimates their ability to judge music. But there are still objective qualities to music that can be rationally evaluated, and the notion that music and art is merely subjective voids it of all meaning. There is more to art than cold logic: passion, feeling, creativity, freedom of expression. Also, pitchfork provides a valuable service to many people: sorting through a bunch of albums to find ones that people are more likely to enjoy. Acting like people that listen to indie music are idiots is baseless and reveals how vain and pretentious carles is himself. Talk about a fucking hypocrite.

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    //////////Reply by chizua
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    @JJ, TL;DR

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    //////////Reply by andrew
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    @JJ,

    missing out on the humor of this blog. Carles listens to this stuff and is/was a bloghouse afficianado. He is analyzing “indie” and “alt” through the eyes of insecure tweenagers trying to find their identities, along with an advertising/marketing schtick.

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    //////////Reply by JJ
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    @andrew, are you familiar with http://www.hroexegesis.com? According to it, Carles has some a highly developed overarching philosophy that is incredibly critical of all ‘indie’ and ‘alt.’ Maybe that site has confused me. I ‘get’ that he is being satirical, but if you analyze what he is making fun of, like that site, his beliefs are pretty insulting and cold.

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    //////////Reply by vdieselfor20
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    @JJ, godamnit JJ i dont want to h8 but i do cuz u dont ‘get it’

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    //////////Reply by JJ
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    @vdieselfor20, Explain it then. I’ve read most of hroexegesis.com and analyzed his posts myself. I’ve read his interviews. Maybe I don’t get it. Maybe you don’t ‘get it.’ I believe he thinks that people who search for ‘authenticity,’ ‘meaning’, and individuality are illogical and that their quest is fruitless. He thinks evaluating art is fruitless. If you listen to indie music, he is most likely critiquing you. Carlesian philosophy is a highly developed set of beliefs.

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    //////////Reply by brobro
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    @JJ, don’t think u ‘get’ it.

    //////////Reply by Anonymous
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    @JJ, damn dude. you reaLLY don’t ‘get it’. you’re stuck in one of CRLS’ many layers.

    //////////Reply by JJ
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    @JJ, Please help :/

    this shit is keeping me up at night…does that mean I am still am tweener?

    So he has different characters and just makes fun of their stupid points of view? I have always looked at him as one guy sardonically making fun of hipster culture and critiquing it’s artificial ‘authenticity’ and search for ‘meaning.’ Is he just making fun of people who take it too seriously and don’t take into account ‘life,’?

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    //////////Reply by Anonymous
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    @JJ, Tween is an age group, but you have shown yourself to be NTRY-LVL (at best)

    Stop trying to ‘figure Carles out’. Carleser operates on many levels, often simultaneously. You are the answer to your last question.

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    //////////Reply by JJ
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    @Anonymous, 1. read some Foucault man labels are shitty…subjugation…normalization…etc. People that use the term entry-level are the only people who are actually entry-level. Being judgmental sucks imo.

    2. “at best” implies an objective best and worst hierarchical cultural structure. This is an illusion bro.

    3. “stop trying to ‘figure carles out.’” Nah man, I will not blindly accept ideas that I have been told, and refuse to think about stuff that I don’t ‘get’ :( Sorry bro, I try to think through things for myself.

    4. “You are the answer to your last question.” woah, maybe I do take my aesthetic choices (via buying clothes not made in sweatshops, made sustainably, not a walking billboard) and reflect deeply upon my personal and cultural values. But I am not going to blindly accept social norms…I want to find my own answers, to possess a ‘growth mindset’ where I can evaluate a bunch of different ideas so I can have ‘the best cards in the deck.’

    Flame away

    //////////Reply by JJ
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    @Anonymous, My last post had some sardonic elements (”does this mean I am still a tweener,” “please help :/) but I guess you need to know me to know how absurd I find that statement. Maybe I just don’t ‘get’ humor. Maybe my confusion stems around the fact that I didn’t get that he isn’t actually critiquing culture and art itself, as I first thought.

    //////////Reply by andrew
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    @JJ,

    he writes according to different personas and mindsets with a subtle overarching view of these things. His humor works in a dumb/smart way, but I agree that sometimes it’s too mean spirited. I think the most valuable posts on his blog are about the internet economy and marketing. The stuff on “entry level”, “alt”, “mainstream” and whatnot is funny, but if you dislike people because they aren’t hip to what you like or believe, then that makes you a small, pretentious, unloving person. All people are valuable, and it doesn’t really matter if they are wearing JNCO jeans and juggalo makeup or “entry level” attire or whatever. Some things are dumb, but that doesn’t mean that people who are into them are worthless or bad or whatever, or that you shouldn’t try to show them respect and love. But it’s fun to laugh at people not like us!

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    //////////Reply by kafkaBro
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    @andrew, amen, shout out to the juggalos out there. “trunk full of faygo, car full of fat chicks…’

    //////////Reply by JJ
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    @andrew, thank you andrew for taking the time to twice answer my questions. I’ve read this site for a long time now, it’s purpose can be confusing. I usually don’t post my questions about Carles, it’s usually a dance between laughing/feeling better than tweens and feeling guilty for feeling better than tweens. I appreciate your entire response, you’ve managed to say what I’ve been thinking without coming across as an asshole [maybe via not being super tired or possibly a Buddha in disguise?]

    My favorite part that I wish this site would take to heart:

    “All people are valuable, and it doesn’t really matter if they are wearing JNCO jeans and juggalo makeup or “entry level” attire or whatever. Some things are dumb, but that doesn’t mean that people who are into them are worthless or bad or whatever, or that you shouldn’t try to show them respect and love.”

    //////////Reply by kafkaBro
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    @JJ, Interesting to hear you quoting Foucault. IMHO, if you really understood BaudrillardBro and the Foucault’s you’d realized that the real ‘doesn’t exist’ and that were in the hyperreality. Carles is just having fun, how can the reference ever refer to the referrant when the real ‘is lost.’ Hipster doesn’t exist, bloghouse doesn’t exist, MJ doesn’t exist, all are representations and simulacrum in hyperreality. As soon as the sign is created, the sign is inverted and interpreted and denatured. If you want my advice, start reading some of buddhabro and stop ‘worrying about shit on the internet.’

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    //////////Reply by JJ
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    @kafkaBro, mr kafkabro you have blown my mind. I haven’t read Foucault in a few years, and mostly only read his discourse on how labels are used as a means of social control in the military and in gay politics. I did want your advice, and buddha seems like a chill bro (via current reading of book on mindfulness.) How sad that I believe in so many Buddhist tenets yet continually abandon them on the internet. Maybe time for less internets…

    //////////Reply by generik witty cmmnt
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    @JJ,
    FOUCAULT REFERENCE SUM1 SOUND THE AUTHENTIK ALARM!

    for reals, though: krishnamurti

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  27. z
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 6:34 pm | Permalink

    lol@ beatles/anco comparison

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  28. karlheinz
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 6:35 pm | Permalink

    miss wavves

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  29. Chris Brown
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 6:42 pm | Permalink

    John Lennon selling out huge. Makin’ me sad.

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    //////////Reply by The Anonymouses
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    @Chris Brown, Yeah that who selling out thing was a cop-out. Lame.

    How’s Rihanna?

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    //////////Reply by The Anonymouses
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    @The Anonymouses, er, I mean dying thing was a cop-out.

    I think John could have learned a thing about keepin’ Yoko in line from you.

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  30. Stu
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 7:04 pm | Permalink

    Pitchfork had no choice but to give these albums 10s. They’re pushing their luck with Let It Be. I know we’re all too cool for the beatles here, but you have to realize that their music is what all other music is compared to. No matter how much you like grizzly bear, or washed out, there would be no such thing as pop music without the beatles. The scale of music judging has to have a “perfect point”, just like water has to have a boiling point. I don’t think I’m making sense, but just listen to the white album, then you’ll understand (it’s more ‘relevant’ than neon indian even after 40 years).

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    //////////Reply by Chris Brown
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    @Stu, goat piss is more relevant than neon indian.

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    //////////Reply by deaf child
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    @Chris Brown, fuck god in the face is more relevant than goat piss

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    //////////Reply by anon
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    @Stu, totes agree

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    //////////Reply by smart intellect
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    @anon, fuck “Classical Music”

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    //////////Reply by andy
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    @Stu, yea. pretty sure the rest of yall r a bunch of 20 yr olds who just havnt given the beats a shot yet. the rlly are 1 of the BEST EVR.

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    //////////Reply by tom joad
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    @Stu, ya bro its just science that muzik = H20

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  31. YeahBro
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 7:26 pm | Permalink

    Is this band a bunch of ‘commies’ and ‘reds’ (via going “Back to the USSR”)?

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  32. DAT ASS
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 7:31 pm | Permalink

    the beatles are soooo 2-3 generations ago. anyone who likes the beatles under the age of 25 has their nostalgia goggles on way too tight. wannabe hippies, stoners, alts whos personal brand is centered around the 60’s and 70’s liek the beatles. prove me wrong.

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    //////////Reply by noisebot
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    @DAT ASS, i like the beatles for the reason i like any other band. [music goes into brain. make me fell good]…music has nothing to do with a brand or style or whatever you want to call it, and if you believe it does than u probly watch mtv, read pitchfork, and buy all your cds at walmart.

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    //////////Reply by Anonymous
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    @DAT ASS, you’re skinnyjeans must be on too tight. elevate your ‘personal brand’ and get into the music, not the image.

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    //////////Reply by generik witty cmmnt
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    @Anonymous,
    put on ‘you’re’ thinking cap before you h8.

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  33. Henry
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 7:52 pm | Permalink

    I can’t decide whether the beatles should be the one band that mnstrmrs and alts can agree on, or if alts should h8 the beatles for being the most mnstrm band ever.

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  34. Posted September 10, 2009 at 8:32 pm | Permalink

    Hay friands,
    I will be honest with you, I didn’t “get” Animal Collective before Merriwether Post Pavillion. I always thought “wow this is trash” and would turn it off. That changed earlier this year with the release of MPP. I also noticed a large increase in AnCo fans with the release of that album who didn’t “get” their older stuff.

    It seems to me that AnCo has broken the mold and found a new way of dazzling new listeners with their music in ways we have never seen before from a band except The Beatles.

    You say, “what is it?”
    I say, it is the Theory of Animal Collectivity.

    What they did was release a first album which was extremely awful. The next album got a little bit better, and the next a little bit better too. You say, now don’t many bands do this? LIKE THE BEATLES!?

    And I say “yeah I guess so”.

    BUT

    AnCo did it a little bit differently in that they finally peaked with “MPP” and now people want more. So what do they do? They don’t sit around waiting for new albums. They backtrack and listen to Strawberry Jam, and then Feels, and then Sung Tongs, etc. And what happens? People are able to “get” the album that they previously couldn’t.

    AnCo albums must be listened to in perfect backwards order however. Any other order doesn’t work and violates the theory. This is pretty genius quite honestly. Because all these years they were recording albums that nobody wanted. Now that they have released one amazing 9.6 album, suddently, the 9.4 album and 8.7 album and 9.1 album seem a little bit more worthwhile to listen to. And before you know it, AnCo is not only selling MPP, but also the rest of their discography.

    Sunny and Cher did the opposite of this. And now AnCo is doing this.

    Pure genius.

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    //////////Reply by Chris Brown
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    @Farkus, Bullshit.

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    //////////Reply by smart intellect
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    @Farkus, yo stfu lol

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    //////////Reply by andrew
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    @Farkus,

    no way mannn… I got into it through a leak of Feels a few months before that came out, then I bought Jane “Beserker” and PB’s “Young Prayer,” then I got into Sung Tongs, stopped listening to them for awhile, didn’t like Strawberry Jam when I had a cursory listen to it, and liked MPP when I heard it. I even listened to it on headphones while shooting at the gun range. AnCo is not the Beatles, but they are one of those bands that various types of people can agree or disagree on.

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    //////////Reply by vdieselfor20
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    @Farkus, farkus br0 i can tell u mean well but ur theorys kinda ghey.

    kinda embarassing. made me cringe a lil bit.

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    //////////Reply by RUsriusFARKUS
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    @Farkus, no way bro. hope you dont actually believe what you wrote. that suma dumbest shit ive ever heard. ever. like forever ever.

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    //////////Reply by HEALTHYBRO
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    @RUsriusFARKUS, homos 4 ancos

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    //////////Reply by carles junior
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    @farkus, dude wtf they’re not that good. they’re just blog worthy. i miss the blood brotherz. jk but seriously

  35. Posted September 10, 2009 at 8:44 pm | Permalink

    last 2 posts = more awesome than i can handle.

    finally feel like 2k10 is real.

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  36. chong
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 8:47 pm | Permalink

    Tomorro Nevr Knows is fucking ridiculous. Heard jonny lennon collabed with the AnCos for that track [via backward guitar loops and LSD]

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  37. B
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 8:53 pm | Permalink

    How do you live even 10 years and NOT hear any of the beatles music? Do you live under a fucking rock?

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    //////////Reply by srs
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    @B, bcoz ‘the beatle’ were around b4 the internet

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    //////////Reply by Franchesco
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    @B, beatles live under rocks

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  38. B
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 8:58 pm | Permalink

    Also, can’t you just like music because you like it?! Not because it’s “too mainstream.” Obviously the stupid lyrics and music of top 40 and shit these days is pointless and mainstream, yes. But how can you hate the Beatles who were revolutionary because everyone knows who they are. How very hypocritical and ironic of you! If you do everything you do because YOU love it and not everyone else, then why the fuck do you care what everyone else thinks about certain music if it’s something you really dig? hmmm

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    //////////Reply by anonyt
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    @B, who are u talking to?

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    //////////Reply by Britteny Anderson
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    @anonyt, just the people who comment and agree in full just because Carles wrote it. Mostly the ones who don’t “get it” because it’s so damn ridiculous

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    //////////Reply by srs
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    @B, chill out dbag

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    //////////Reply by vdieselfor20
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    @B, yo b whered u find out about this site? just want to kno wats up with the influx of people who dont ””get it”’

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    //////////Reply by epic
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    @vdieselfor20, lolz

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    //////////Reply by Britteny Anderson
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    @vdieselfor20, no no i get it thanks. I’m just venting because of the people who don’t and just comment and agree in full because it’s posted on here.

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    //////////Reply by brobro
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    @B, Bro. serious, bro.

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  39. no trams 2 lime strt
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 9:03 pm | Permalink

    calling the beatles over-rated is like saying the Model T is over-rated.
    in their time they revolutionized their respective worlds but I wouldn’t have a Tin Lizzy now if you paid me & I’d rather listen to a random MySpace band than listen to the Fab Four in 2009.
    time turns everything to roadkill eventually.

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  40. rina
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 9:37 pm | Permalink

    You guys are a bunch of hipster faggots. Think for yourselves. And your sarcasm sucks, you all know you rip off one another for “originality”. Wild.

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    //////////Reply by Hung Fa Lo
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    @rina, show us ur tits, luv!

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    //////////Reply by srs
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    @Hung Fa Lo, <3 u

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    //////////Reply by Hung Fa Lo
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    @srs, sweet, wanna fuk?

    //////////Reply by vdieselfor20
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    @rina, Wild.

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    //////////Reply by Anonymous
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    @rina, still using “faggot” as an insult?

    Wild.

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    //////////Reply by srs
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    @rina, using the word ‘wild’?
    ‘wild’.

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  41. brobro
    Posted September 10, 2009 at 11:57 pm | Permalink

    Beatles are wannabe Strokes.

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  42. vdieselfor20
    Posted September 11, 2009 at 3:10 am | Permalink

    btw everyone h8 2 be a pooper but I.M.H.O. i think these pitchfork ratings were accurate and ‘on par with my expectations’. also i like the beatles a lot and dont think theyre overrated.

    hope my opinion has made the world a better place :)

    <3 each and every one of u!!!

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  43. Posted September 11, 2009 at 4:21 am | Permalink

    such a good post.

    the anco, grizzly bear part was fucking awesome.

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  44. bob dobbs
    Posted September 11, 2009 at 9:43 am | Permalink

    bob dobbs is the walrus

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    //////////Reply by t-pat
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    @bob dobbs, b-dobbs is a walnut

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  45. rhytide
    Posted September 11, 2009 at 1:46 pm | Permalink

    beatles r boring

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  46. Posted September 11, 2009 at 2:55 pm | Permalink

    heard neon indian’s jam “should have taken acid with you” was written about ringo starr idk if this is true can someone confirm/deny this?

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  47. paco
    Posted September 11, 2009 at 3:34 pm | Permalink

    to me the beatles always seemed like uncool brit dads with like, smelly feet and large-ass noses/ears like european ppl of olden timez used to have? and then they played some whack songs on guitars that sounded cool if you were a bucktooth girl in a fugly skirt living back in the creepy old days when televisions were black & white

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  48. takamata
    Posted September 11, 2009 at 3:53 pm | Permalink

    i love the beatles, yet i respect those who dislike the beatles. just like i respect those who dislike any other sort of music i like. people should respect musical tastes of others. let what moves you, move you.

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    //////////Reply by Roger
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    @takamata, i <3 u, i h8 u. please forgive me.

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  49. what we talkin bout
    Posted September 11, 2009 at 4:26 pm | Permalink

    animal collective is not the new beatles + music sounds better if ur out of the loop and am a music critic

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  50. hot pants
    Posted September 11, 2009 at 5:57 pm | Permalink

    #100

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  51. dumb cunt
    Posted September 11, 2009 at 11:45 pm | Permalink

    bubbles is dead. why did you die?

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  52. d
    Posted September 12, 2009 at 12:51 am | Permalink

    classic post.

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  53. sie
    Posted September 12, 2009 at 1:39 am | Permalink

    ?what about bubby dylly

    http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2009/09/collection-of-andy-warhol-art-stolen-from-westside-home.html

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  54. bwllmb
    Posted September 12, 2009 at 10:22 pm | Permalink

    Does n e 1 else feel ‘awkward’/'embarrassed’ when Carles says things that u have ‘caught yourself thinking’?

    Feel ‘picked on’.

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  55. bwllmb
    Posted September 12, 2009 at 10:40 pm | Permalink

    And 2 all of the ppl who r ’shitting on’ the Beatlers:

    Have u even ‘fucking listened 2 them’? Feel like ppl who shit on the BeatlingBros r ppl who ‘just heard 2 songs from RubberSouls in the background while their hippie father beat them as a child’ and ‘haven’t actually heard’ most of their more creative songs.

    Feel like if TheWhiteAlbum, Dr Pepper’s Lonely Island, and Abbey Road were ‘released 2day’, alts everywhere would put them alongside Belle&Sebby, NaturalHotelMilkings, TheShinbros, and The Flaming Arcade Lips, as ’sum of the most creative/experimental/mindfucking pop tunes ever’.

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  56. Born in 75
    Posted October 14, 2009 at 6:00 pm | Permalink

    Dear God the world is coming to an end! Are these really the voices of the future leaders of our world? Is Idiocracy some kind of terror-inducing prophecy? Quick…where is the self-destruct button? Oh wait…I guess someone already pushed it and now we are devolving.

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