Will AltBro Karaoke save the music industry?

I just watched this sweet new song by the buzz band 3BRO!3, and it made me feel something that I haven't felt in a long time--it made me feel alive... like some1 truly understands me.

It was as if some1 captured all of my social insecurities and sexual angst, and put them all in a song in a very digestible format [via the power of music]. I felt like there were other people on this planet who looked like me (I look like a bro who didn't go to college, but moved into an apartment complex and threw some sick parties any ways.) It gave me a little hope that maybe 1 day, me and my best bro can move to California, transition into AltBro (California Style) make some cute lil songs, and then appeal to an emerging market of 'lost tweens.'

Really want 2 'move 2 cali' and convert to a 'california style bro.' It seems like they can just 'be stupid consumers' without having to worry abt 'seeming like the are intellectuals.' Sorta wish I could still dress/look like the 3Oh!3 bros. Wish that Tony Hawk was listed as one of my role models on facebooks.

Sorta wonder what is the 'connection' between mainstream and alt that seems to be s00 marketable these days. Maybe alternative ppl just are more in touch with their insecurities.

I feel confused by 3Bro!3. I am not sure if they are supposed to appeal to teen girls, tweens, altbros, or the homosexuals.

Seems like if I lived in Cali, life would be simple. Like I wouldn't have to worry about being 'alt', and I would just think I am 'normal' but I would actually just be a consumerAlt who shops at Hot Topic, Am Appy, and Urby Outfitties without really even 'thinking about it.' Feel sad that I'm not a CaliAlt.

Has n e 1 been to California? Is it true what they say abt it?
Do u 'get' 3bro!3? Do u think they will make Pitchfork's best mp3s of the decade list?