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Are vaccines ‘fucking bullshit’?


I have always been told that it is important to get vaccinated from miscellaneous evils like ‘the flu’, ‘the bird flu’, ‘the swine flu’, ‘bacterial meningitis’, miscellaneous Hepatitis strands, and even ‘HPV.’ As u grow older, ur body needs help fighting off these evil illnesses/bacteria/viruses. Feel sort of vulnerable, like I won’t actually live 4evr.  Like there are tons of competing lifeforces that are in direct competition with my own personal lifeforce.

From what I understand, vaccines work because they ‘introduce a lil bit of the strand of bad stuff into your body’ so that your body is able 2 build up a natural immunity 2 the evil stuff. It’s kinda weird how that works. Seems questionable. I feel like the goal of life is 2 ‘avoid being exposed to germs/etc’, not to ‘introduce the germs’ into your system.  I think this is why companies created ‘hand sanitizer’ to make sure germs don’t spread.

I got scared after watching this video. There was a ‘perfectly normal broad’ who took a vaccine, then her whole life got turned upside down.

She seems to have ’serious permanent damage’ just because she took a flu shot. Needless to say, I won’t be taking any vaccines any time soon because I don’t want this to happen 2 me. Jesus Christ. Might as well ‘get the lethal injection’ instead of a vaccine. These things seem dangerous, and I can’t believe so many health care professionals still believe in them. Maybe if they saw this video, they would change their minds. Afraid of taking a vaccine, then ‘gettin da funky walk.’

It seems like ‘the government’ has made up an entire schedule of vaccines that I am supposed to take. I don’t even know what is in these vaccines. I have heard tons of ‘conspiracy theories’ that the government is somehow trying to slowly kill us, or at least make sure we die by age 65 so that there aren’t population+food issues.

I wonder if the government is trying to slowly kill you, me, & every1 we know.

I feel kinda afraid of swine flu, but I don’t think it is worth it to take a vaccine. I might just quarantine myself in my loft for the next 1-3 years until the government kills all the people they want with the H1N1 vaccine. Worried abt the H1N1 vaccine. Part of me wants it since it is ‘rare and valuable’ (sorta like how people wanted Wiis when they first came out), but part of me is rlly afraid of it. Like this disease is going 2 kill me if it enters my body.

It seems to enter your body in a ‘non-traditional way.’

I am rlly afraid of vaccines, yall. I wonder if I should ‘risk my brand’ and become an anti-vaccine spokesperson. Even though most anti-vaccine ppl seem ‘krazie’ right now, I feel like in the end, they will be ‘right about everything.’ I never want a needle entering my child’s body, flushing evil into his pure system.

Do vaccines work, or are they just a myth?
Will vaccines kill u?
Should we be afraid of the government?
Do I really need health insurance, or can I take care of myself with proper nutrition and good decisions with multivitamins?
Is there any vaccine that ‘actually works’?
Will infants and elders be ‘wiped off the Earth’ when the next pandemic goes down?

Previous Pandemic/Swine Flu coverage

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/04/overwhelmed-by-the-swine-flu.html

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/04/looking-4-something-that-will-protect-me-from-swine-flu-via-american-apparel.html

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59 Comments

  1. Gregg G.
    Posted October 22, 2009 at 11:55 am | Permalink

    i have the flu it sucks :(, in bed listening to podcats on my macbooky

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    //////////Reply by yessum
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    @Gregg G.,
    @carles
    no, vaccinations are not bullshit. get your flu shot. that is allll….

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    //////////Reply by Tom's Mom's COKEline
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    @yessum,
    fuck vaccinations/walgreens/CVS/bigCompanies that are “in the white house”

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    //////////Reply by yessum
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    @Tom’s Mom’s COKEline,

    you’re still going to get one
    fag

    //////////Reply by anonymous
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    @Gregg G., podcats

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    //////////Reply by Fredrick James
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    @anonymous, copyright that before it’s too late!!!

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    //////////Reply by EFF G.Gillies
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    @Fredrick James,

    HRO not updating is FUCKING BULLSHIT. WTF? used 2 B like 3 blog updates per day… now it’s 1 update every couple of days……. need moar blog postings.

    //////////Reply by melbourne
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    @Gregg G., id still fuck that chick

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  2. Maxwell
    Posted October 22, 2009 at 12:02 pm | Permalink

    Great post carles! not sure if I wanna ‘inject’ myself with anything that might ‘fuck me up’ unless it ups my social authenticity via heroin—On another note, I kinda feel like the marketing strategy of ‘Hipster Runoff’ has gone downhilll, might refer you to a popular clothing co by the name of am appy (http://www.americanapparel.com/men.html) they seem to know how to advertise their product without raping their content, not so sure about the bottom bar, kinda seems like you have ’sold out’ / taking a metaphorical shit on your readers for a lil more money to buy ‘material things’ that you don’t need.

    Just worried,
    Max

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    //////////Reply by Grizzho32
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    @Maxwell,
    fail

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    //////////Reply by blib_dipper
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    @Grizzho32,

    Total win via failing dumbshit wannabe parrot fucker aka Maxwell.

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    //////////Reply by gnar sesh
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    @blib_dipper, Just Worried, about Maxwells douchosity. yes thats a word.

  3. Posted October 22, 2009 at 12:07 pm | Permalink

    i’ve gotten sick 3 times in the last month, but it’s better than getting ‘retarded’.

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  4. Posted October 22, 2009 at 12:19 pm | Permalink

    feel like a big fat bowl of marijuany would cure ‘da funky walk’

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    //////////Reply by Tom's Mom's COKEline
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    @flowers4alger-anon,
    gotta big fat blunt comin her way

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    //////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
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    @Tom’s Mom’s COKEline, feel like trying 2 ‘get a shotgun’ from her would b prtty unchill, like she’d b ‘moving all over the place’ and shit.

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    //////////Reply by sie
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    @flowers4alger-anon, ya think about the difficulties that ‘connecting’ your mouths would entail. that would make for a gud utube tho.

  5. generk witty cmmnt
    Posted October 22, 2009 at 12:36 pm | Permalink

    ‘walk it out’

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  6. kbiz
    Posted October 22, 2009 at 12:41 pm | Permalink

    I just wanna say ‘first’ one time. gotta be quicker/check more often

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    //////////Reply by HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK
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    @kbiz, or you could just get a smart phone and RSS the Blog like all the other firsties….. duuuh, no other way.

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  7. peet_the_pony
    Posted October 22, 2009 at 12:42 pm | Permalink

    ok, just one thing:

    FUCK THIS STUPID GOSSIP AND HORNITOS ADS!

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    //////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
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    @peet_the_pony, but not as much as fuck this comment

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    //////////Reply by gnar sesh
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    @flowers4alger-anon, bahahah

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  8. Bromo sapiens
    Posted October 22, 2009 at 1:01 pm | Permalink

    I haven’t lold that hards 4awhile – thanks funkywalk lady keep on truckin’

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    //////////Reply by SLEEPY
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    @Bromo sapiens, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgQKVrQeF4c the rmx

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    //////////Reply by FNKmstrFLX
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    @SLEEPY, WOW.
    She’s bringin it ‘HARD’

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    //////////Reply by jjj
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    @SLEEPY, so fucked up so fucked up so fucked up so fucked up so fucked up so fucked up h8 evry1

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  9. EFF G.Gillies
    Posted October 22, 2009 at 1:02 pm | Permalink

    holy fucking shit, that’s a crazy disease / disorder. da funky walk is WEIRD as hell !!! I don’t want to be able to run normal and walk backwards normal but walk all janky… that’s just fucking WEIRD

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  10. d00dz
    Posted October 22, 2009 at 1:02 pm | Permalink

    How do you walk backwards ‘normally’?

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  11. no fish today
    Posted October 22, 2009 at 1:14 pm | Permalink

    GO REDSKINS! YOU GO GIRL!

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  12. Posted October 22, 2009 at 1:44 pm | Permalink

    I will always side with science over Jenny McCarthy.

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  13. carolina
    Posted October 22, 2009 at 1:51 pm | Permalink

    ‘damn,’ my best friend tried to tell us all the story of the cheerleader broad the other nite and no1 believed him. [just thought he was kinda creative 2 come up with something so crazie]. have 2 call him now & apologize 4 laughing… wish i could call cheerleader broad and apol 4 laughing @ her 2.

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  14. Posted October 22, 2009 at 1:59 pm | Permalink

    You laugh, you’re going to hell.

    1. Load: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGT0r-udstQ
    2. Fast forward to 17 seconds in.
    3. Pause and mute.
    4. Load: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2ib4N-tqzQ
    5. Press play on both.

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    //////////Reply by Broseph
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    @Bro, them Banana Republic ho’s

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    //////////Reply by kbiz
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    @Bro, too risky for me, I don’t want eternal damnation.

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    //////////Reply by megatitz
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    @Bro, laughed so hard i seized when i tried to swallow my oatmeal [via 'morning fiber']

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  15. Posted October 22, 2009 at 2:07 pm | Permalink

    Fine running but not walking?

    She needs to see a psychiatrist, y’all.

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    //////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
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    @Domocles, yah bro, seems like she is ‘mad obsessed’ with fitness and ’staying in shape’ almost to ‘debilitating levels’…

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  16. CARLES JUNIOR
    Posted October 22, 2009 at 2:36 pm | Permalink

    okay here’s the deal, i had swine flu two weeks ago, you don’t need the vaccine, if you get it, just take it super easy for seven days (assuming your symptoms aren’t lethal and you can handle it). it went away after like two weeks completely and the doc said i was chill now, just use hand sanitizer all the time and eat more fruit/veggies/nuts.

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    //////////Reply by EFF G.Gillies
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    @CARLES JUNIOR, once u get the swine, u shouldn’t get it again. i say get the swine now before it turns into sumthing moar lethal. BTW – can u still party w/ the swine???? should have taken swine flu w/ you…

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    //////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
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    @EFF G.Gillies, it’s like chicken pox, but for evry 1!!! pretty sure ur supposed 2 take acid if u get the swine flu. so i would say, yes, u can def party on h1n1 [which already sounds like it could b sum zany chemical hallucinogen]

    “u can’t spell ‘party’ w/o ‘h1n1′ yall!” – dr. carles

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    //////////Reply by hey anony anony
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    @flowers4alger-anon, shoulda taken acid/H1N1 vaccine w/u

  17. c u
    Posted October 22, 2009 at 3:01 pm | Permalink

    Wonder if she got the grant from the Ministry of Silly Walks.

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    //////////Reply by tronypop
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    @c u,
    Haha, glad one mentioned it:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqhlQfXUk7w

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    //////////Reply by megatitz
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    @c u, marry me.

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  18. skybeard
    Posted October 22, 2009 at 3:03 pm | Permalink

    are you joking? 1 week of no activity seems enough to make me want to kill myself. what if a Neon Indian/DFA DJ set/Wavves ’secret show’ ‘pops up’?

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    //////////Reply by remixes are better
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    @skybeard, MSTRKRFT secret show was the best!

    of course a disease a white person obtained would be a popular dance for the black folk. OF COURSE.

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  19. Posted October 22, 2009 at 3:26 pm | Permalink

    The antivax crowd and sensationalist reports like that are doing so much harm. There is a greater likelyhood that you’ll die in a car accident than you’ll face adverse effects like that girl from your vaccine. The fact is that H1N1 is a nasty bug and you’d do better to immunize yoourself than just risk getting very sick.

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  20. skybeard
    Posted October 22, 2009 at 3:43 pm | Permalink

    yes, but it turns into one of those unnecessary risks that would make you question if it was really worth it in the first place. I think I’d rather run the risk of contracting H1N1 and riding it out. If something very bad happened to me, then I could just attribute the blame to something out of my control. However, if I was one of the small percentages of people receiving the ‘vax’ who has a terrible neurological reaction, I couldn’t live with myself since I’d spend the rest of my shitty life wondering if it was even worth it and if I even would have gotten H1N1 anyway, and if I did, how it wouldn’t have been as bad as what I’m now living with. I’d be able to ‘accept my fate’ better if it was something out of my control than if it was based on a decision that I made. I don’t feel like getting into an argument now based on ‘odds’ and ‘how far back you can trace the decision-making process’… this is just ‘my opinion, man’.

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    //////////Reply by skybeard
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    @skybeard,

    meant to reply to @Alfie, yall

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  21. DAT ASS
    Posted October 22, 2009 at 3:54 pm | Permalink

    I still would.

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  22. spncram
    Posted October 22, 2009 at 4:11 pm | Permalink

    “From what I understand, vaccines work because they ‘introduce a lil bit of the strand of bad stuff into your body’”

    You forgot the part about virus/bacteria being long-since dead before it enters your body in an immunity shot. Your body then learns how to defend itself from future invaders. The flu shot uses the top three strands from the previous year, so while unlikely you will get the flu, it is still possible to get a new strand.

    And as far as the video; it’s a pretty clear case of correlation does not equal causation. That would be like me getting in a car wreck 10 days from now and blaming it on reading your blog.

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    //////////Reply by anonyt
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    @spncram, i like your style..

    feel like u should have had a ’starring role’ in the popular documentary ’scrubs’

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    //////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
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    @anonyt, omg!!!!1 luv that show s000 hard [via my cock]

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  23. Grant Laughlin
    Posted October 22, 2009 at 4:57 pm | Permalink

    Are you ‘fucking stupid’?

    Maybe you are scared of vaccines because you can’t spend the time to actually figure out what the hell you are talking about. Possibly you should get your information from credible, reputable, scientific sources, who spend a lot of time and money studying the effects of vaccines, instead of just watching some sensationalist news report that presents the journalist equivalent of a chain-letter scam. “One of my friends sent on the chain letter to twelve of his friends, and the next day she got a love letter from her secret crush. A different friend DIDN’T pass it along, and a month later she was hit by a car!”

    It might sound crazy, but a lot of people do get sick from the flu, and many actually die from it! If you are a healthy, young man (as I am guessing you are), this may not be a credible risk to you. But if you did get the flu, you still might be a vector, passing it along to somebody with a weakened immune system without your knowledge. This is just to show how even when very healthy people get flu shots, it can help save lives.

    At the very least, if you can’t be bothered to do any research, just don’t post it to your web page and nobody will be the wiser.

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    //////////Reply by anonyt
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    @Grant Laughlin, don’t like your style so much. bit aggro

    guess you could play some sort of ‘dr cox-style’ part

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    //////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
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    @anonyt, lolzzrr

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    //////////Reply by Boobadooba
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    @Grant Laughlin,

    Please lower your voice a lil bit, man, ass. Didn’t you know that you’ve committed a very cruel act towards Carles, who is just an earnest young man tryin’ to understand the world. He is authentically confused. You don’t ‘get’ carles, and that hurts him. Please stop with the ad homiphones and slippery antelopes. Maybe you could learn somethin yourself and modify your brand to be much less antagonistic and hateful and (possibly) not go down the road to horrorcore.

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    //////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
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    @Boobadooba, juggalos r ppl 2

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    //////////Reply by Molly
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    @Grant Laughlin, Dude, sounds like you come straight from the Canadian winter. Via Winnipeg. Or some shit.

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    //////////Reply by Josh
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    @Grant Laughlin, This guy is dead on. Joking around about vaccines when people will end up dying unnecessarily is not cool or funny.

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    //////////Reply by Boobadooba
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    @Josh,

    Oh I ‘get it’ now! I missed the joke, yo. Everyone knows that joking around about dying unnecessarily is the core of funny. But you guys are hifi sophisticated sarcastic hilarious being all “mock offended” an all. Shit. I prob just collapsed the waveform of funny by x-planing it.

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    //////////Reply by grant golland
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    @Grant Laughlin,

    o no similar name no no no

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  24. dj ironlung
    Posted October 22, 2009 at 5:24 pm | Permalink

    black eye, black dog, black car, black people, black taco?

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  25. smoke meff
    Posted October 22, 2009 at 5:43 pm | Permalink

    i totally want to fuck that retarded cheerleader chick.

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  26. mouse
    Posted October 22, 2009 at 6:13 pm | Permalink

    that girl is the new forest gump, keep on runnin’ baby

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  27. =ll Modest Moose ll=
    Posted October 22, 2009 at 6:56 pm | Permalink

    Funky-walking cheerleader chick should just either run everywhere or walk backwards.

    Problem solved!

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  28. tdotopotamus
    Posted October 22, 2009 at 7:35 pm | Permalink

    srsly y’all. i know the pharmaceutical companies are pretty much bad guys, but this whole connection between vaccines and autism is fucking bullshit. attenuated viruses do not cause neurological disorders. ever heard of circumstantial evidence? vaccines have saved millions of lives in the developing world, not to mention millions of lives in the developed world. or maybs we should just let some polio and small pox strains out of the bag and see what kind of fun ensues. as for the hpv vaccine, i hate all the fear mongering surrounding it. you can get hpv even if you use a condom, and hpv causes effing cervical cancer. so why the eff wouldn’t you get vaccinated? finally, it’s not like the govnt is is knocking down people’s doors and shooting them up. i’m pretty sure there’s always an “opt out,” even for shots you get in schools.

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  29. nerdAlt
    Posted October 22, 2009 at 7:37 pm | Permalink

    WHAT THE FUCK IS HORTINOS AND WHY IS IT SPREADING ITS CANCER ALL OVER MY SCREEN

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  30. skybeard
    Posted October 22, 2009 at 7:40 pm | Permalink

    feel like if she picked up a guitar, she could start a new genre aesthetic based on her ‘physical posture as she played it’, like what happened with the Crabcore genre.

    slowwave?
    tardcore?
    etherwave? [via Raoul Duke's similarly wonky movements in Fear and Loathy when he's 'fucked up']. I like this one.

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  31. Posted October 22, 2009 at 8:16 pm | Permalink

    Crls your slick irony works well when you are talking about cultural and music stuff, not so much when you are talking about science. You know how a lot of people don’t ‘get’ ur blog? Well, do you not think it’s a littler irresponsible posting a lengthy post about vaccines in a persona that people might not ‘get’. Not funny. Not cool.

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    //////////Reply by anonyt
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    @tangletwister, fuck people

    if they can’t figure this shit out then a plague [via h1n1] on their houses

    <3 natural selection

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    //////////Reply by 555
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    @tangletwister,

    who cares? fuck public service

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  32. Posted October 22, 2009 at 8:51 pm | Permalink

    Why does everyone assume carles is laughing at this girl? Regardless of circumstance, her life is so fucked right now. more <3 less h8/public destruction. Anonyculture is lonely and souless.

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  33. Posted October 22, 2009 at 9:23 pm | Permalink

    man that is HUGE. hugely bizarre. Wow. She can talk normal when she runs, and run normal..but just can’t walk forward..and she can walk backwards normally. That is definitely something you have to see to believe..thanks for sharing that.

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  34. Lunar Sea
    Posted October 22, 2009 at 10:11 pm | Permalink

    h8 u hornitos

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  35. andrew
    Posted October 22, 2009 at 10:53 pm | Permalink

    Weird that pregrant women aren’t supposed to eat fish because of mercury, but they’re highly encouraged to get shots that have tons more mercury so they won’t get swine flu… Carles has a point. I don’t ever get flu shots or any vaccines, and I don’t get sick. Eat healthy, excercise, have a positive mental attitude (via Bad Brains), and you will most of the time be fine.

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    //////////Reply by V
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    @andrew, except that there hasnt been mercury in vaccines since 1993, and the scientist who wrote the paper that linked vaccines with autism not only faked his results, he was paid by lawyers who were suing a vaccine company. dont be an idiot and wager the life of a child. When people dont vaccine their children there is always outbreaks of those diseases. not vaccinating your child can also fuck over those who were vaccinated. dont be a dick

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    //////////Reply by autista
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    @V, look up thiomersal C9H9HgNaO2S asshole

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    //////////Reply by andrew
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    @autista,

    right on.

    People need to read stuff written by knowledgeable (as in, have put in research in the field) alt doctors. There is a link between autoimmune responses to vaccines and autism and other disorders. Autism has become an epidemic in countries that vaccinate children. This is not merely because more people go to doctors/get diagnosed. Any doctor/person who has been alive for over three decades can see that there are more autistic kids nowadays than in years past. This is statistically true. Babies nowadays are encouraged to get tons of vaccinations, more so now than even 15 years ago. And there’s a lot more autistic kids than before. And there’s doctors who have researched these matters and are against this practice.

    Oh yeah and what about the girls that die because of the HPV shot? Or are now paralyzed? It’s called an “autoimmune response.”

    The “correlation does not imply causation” crowd should maybe read doctors they disagree with, or look into the research done by the thousands of doctors who are against vaccinating children.

    Also look into the links between increased likelihood of Alzheimers for people who take flu shots (the mercury builds up in your brain). I don’t know, correlation does not imply causation.

    No reason for me to post this on HRO. Don’t tell me what to stick in my body though.

  36. Posted October 22, 2009 at 11:33 pm | Permalink

    never gettin’ vaccinated

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    //////////Reply by HJ
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    @brittany, never wearing a rubber

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  37. AstroCandy
    Posted October 22, 2009 at 11:34 pm | Permalink

    one post per day is fucking bullshit

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    //////////Reply by HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK
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    @AstroCandy, I think he is working on some kinda super project right now and is ’so tied up’. It always happens like that. Like that dude, from SWPL (Stuff white people like), he only blogs like once every month or two, because he got book deals and tv shows and shit.

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  38. romeo
    Posted October 23, 2009 at 12:04 am | Permalink

    your really not crazy, i also can say that i’m impress to hear you being right at talking against vaccination without knowing the causes. For your information, beleive me, its all about the pharmaceutic industrie profit so big lobbying, big money for everyone exept taxe payer.

    anyways, who care, money sucks, go fucker, take our money and get mofokin rich, rich, yeahhhhhhhhhh!

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  39. wisp
    Posted October 23, 2009 at 1:25 am | Permalink

    ‘jesus christ’. This ruined my day.

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  40. Boris
    Posted October 23, 2009 at 3:00 am | Permalink

    My eyes are being injected with hornitos and I don’t much care for it.

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  41. Bipster
    Posted October 23, 2009 at 4:27 am | Permalink

    I want to ‘be pleasured’ by the ‘Hornitos’ grl. May b she has a ‘funny walk’, too.

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  42. DICKZ
    Posted October 23, 2009 at 4:31 am | Permalink

    vaccines r real but there are so many morans not aware of the truth that there are diffrtn vaccines for poor ppl and rich ppl. im not worried of cours cuz im rich. very rich.

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  43. DICKZ
    Posted October 23, 2009 at 4:34 am | Permalink

    also the flu shot made a girl retarded. now she craps out of her mouth when she has 2 go 2 the bathroom. feel bad 4 her. sometimes we gotta ask “what has science done”?

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  44. Posted October 23, 2009 at 7:22 am | Permalink

    this thnxgiving i am thankful 4 ‘ongoing juggalo updates’.

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    //////////Reply by DICKZ
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    @flowers4alger-anon,

    i am with flowers. I live for the links at the top of the page. can i get that shit in rss feedz?

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    //////////Reply by b4hc
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    @flowers4alger-anon, <3MCL<3

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  45. Posted October 23, 2009 at 9:36 am | Permalink

    hipster runoff is soo mainstream

    hornitos blow

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  46. HJ
    Posted October 23, 2009 at 9:54 am | Permalink

    cant believe yall fell for this. this chick is faking and trying to git famous like balloonbro

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    //////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
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    @HJ, if it turns out her nonretarded self is hiding in a box in her house somewhere, she’s going 2 face major insurance fraud charges.

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  47. Wildwood
    Posted October 23, 2009 at 10:59 am | Permalink

    All you kids are seriously fucking stupid and need to go read a book.

    And shame on you Carles for spreading such ignorant thoughtless ideas.

    Vaccines are responsible for wiping out at least a few diseases like polio and smallpox. Vaccines are absolutely legitimate medicine, and this story about the cheerleader is sensationalist bullshit. Did any of you notice the headline asking “was it the flu shot?” They don’t have any idea what triggered that girls ultra-rare disease, and 10 days should have been more than enough time to get it out of her system before her disorder came up. If she hadn’t gotten a flu shot this story would’ve ran like this: “Did america’s public school systems cause this poor cheerleaders unfortunate disease? Did the stress of too many kids per classroom trigger her disorder?”

    The only reason this story even made the news is because the girl is an attractive white teenage girl. If it had been anyone else, ANYONE ELSE, this story would never have even made the last page of the girl’s local newspaper.

    If people like you all ran the world over the last hundred years, smallpox would’ve killed off all of mankind by now.

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    //////////Reply by Lunar Sea
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    @Wildwood, go ruin someone elses fun. h8 u

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    //////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
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    @Wildwood, yah, sounds like a fggt. hope u get hiv1n1.

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    //////////Reply by Wildwood
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    @flowers4alger-anon, fuck you

    “i was faced with the realization that i existed only as my past-self, in the past-present, and existed only as my future-self, in the future-present, and that i had essentially reduced my worldly presence to two isolated time-space vortexes”

    This is about the fggtest shit I’ve ever read. You DEFINITELY need to go read a book…

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    @Wildwood, u have aids, 4 real.

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    @ flowers4alger-anon, these are your great contributions to this? fggt’s w/ aids?

    Yeah – you’re right, you don’t need to go read a book….

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    @Wildwood, u being a fggt + u having aids = completely unrelated. if it is n e 1s fault that u r a fggt w/aids, it is ur own. i think. idk.

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    @Wildwood, suuuuuch a long post, sorta zoned out there for a sec. kind of wondering if more alts are drinking bacardi due to all the remixes they pay for…

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  48. jimmm
    Posted October 23, 2009 at 11:14 am | Permalink

    Have a tickle in my throat, yall. Think I’m contracting the H1N1. Gonna just drink a lot of ‘hot tea’ and listen to a shit load of chillwave. Wash out via Washed Out.

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  49. Marg
    Posted October 23, 2009 at 1:05 pm | Permalink

    Vaccines are full of heavy metals and most of the chemicals produced by pharmaceutical companies eventually do more harm than good. Sure people are living longer, but the growing numbers of kids with autism and cancer rates should cause some alarm.

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    @Marg,

    there’s a difference between a growing number of people WITH a disease and a growing number of people DIAGNOSED with a disease. everyone’s in the pocket of the drug dudes, and regardless, if it’s not pharmaceuticals, it’s somethin’ else — welcome to 2k9.

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    @Marg, Autism and Cancer are as closely linked to vaccines as they are to reading blogs on the internet.

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    @Wildwood,

    no they’re not. You are belittling people who have done research into the subject and disagree with the “mainstream” view. There is a correlation between increased cancer, autism, early onset of puberty in girls/feminization of boys, and crazy allergies and consumption of new environmental/pharmaceutical/whatever things… GMOs, vaccines, crazy stuff in the water and plastics, etc. all have some correlation to this. This is not just superstition or whatever. Serious minded doctors, scientists, medical ethicists, and “concerned citizens” have put real research into these things, and have opinions that differ from the “mainstream” corporate/government opinion. Not very alt to malign those who “question the status quo.”

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    //////////Reply by Steve G
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    @andrew, you should read this http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/01/090130093407.htm
    Science works by testing falsifiable hypothesizes

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    @andrew, pseudoscience is so alt.

  50. Poody
    Posted October 23, 2009 at 2:01 pm | Permalink

    Can’t believe nobody has referenced Freddy Got Fingered yet [via the backwards man]

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    @Poody, i can walk backwards fast as you can [can also see through wooden doors]

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  51. tonka
    Posted October 23, 2009 at 2:18 pm | Permalink

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49lW64Wg24s

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  52. Posted October 24, 2009 at 12:54 pm | Permalink

    some bros in chelsea did da funky walk last nite

    it’s really taking off

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  53. Posted October 24, 2009 at 1:04 pm | Permalink

    why you watchin inside edition?

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  54. Jenny Haniver
    Posted October 24, 2009 at 2:59 pm | Permalink

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS AMAZING!!! Dystonia sounds like FUN!! I can’t wait to get the flu-shot!

    But, in all seriousness, get that flue-shot!! My mom has been working for the Public Health Department, and she said that all this shit is legit. Plus, it’s people our age who are most susceptible to getting it, because we don’t give a fuck and bum around for cigarettes and party and grind up against each other.
    Neither condoms, or birth control help. Just get the shot. Come on guys! Clean up your stinky dicks!!

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  55. †®åπP
    Posted October 25, 2009 at 4:48 pm | Permalink

    oh the carnage

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  56. g
    Posted October 25, 2009 at 9:37 pm | Permalink

    kkkhhh

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  57. g
    Posted October 25, 2009 at 9:38 pm | Permalink

    myspace / ditchdork

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  58. basha
    Posted October 30, 2009 at 1:21 pm | Permalink

    would you rather: be one of the 36,000 people who die of the flu each year, or the 1-in-a-millionth person who becomes crippled by the flu vaccine? big questions.

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  59. Posted November 4, 2009 at 11:22 am | Permalink

    Yeah, the swine-flu is coming! ynot?

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