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Clubbing baby seals seems like an unchill practice.
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It's always weird when a band/famous person becomes an advocate for change, especially when they are 'raising awareness' for a problem that I wasn't really aware of. One could make the argument 'out of sight, out of mind' is a good thing. Like if you knew too much about the world's problems, then u might become paralyzed with fear/h8 for humanity, realizing that 'things would never change' and evil will always live on this planet. But it's also kinda good because if you know more 'issues', then you are more interesting.

I was 'completely unaware' that clubbing seals was a huge problem in our world. I have honestly never seen any1 wearing or eating seal. For some reason, I have 'never had a desire' to wear seal/miscellaneous exotic animal fur. It seems out of my price range, since I am just a suburban upper-middle class alt, and I would rather spend that kind of money on consumer technology instead of clothes. Maybe if Am Appy 'branded' animal fur, I would be interested.

Clubbing seals 'seems unchill.' Like some1 who listens to horrorcore music would be a seal clubbing bro.

I feel like 'seal clubbing bros' should be eliminated from the Earth. I am glad that I learned about this cause. I have an opinion about it, and I understand that is wrong, but I am not sure what else I can do to prevent companies and humans from clubbing seals. It seems unchill to skin animals just to wear them. Like the people who value animal fur are 'severely troubled' and have 'a very stupid perspective of the world'--like they didn't go to school and learn stuff. I think that some1 needs to make a movie about seals similar to 'March of the Penguins' so that people think that seals can have a group brand that is 'cute enough to save/care about.' It seems like humans care about cute animals.

Really just happy that AnCo 'made it.' Feel happy that a band from my range of tastes has ascended into 'activist relevancy.'

Can't believe AnCo is such a relevant celebrity. As famous as the homosexual blogger, Pedro Hilton.

Even larger than the star of the recent teen dramedy "She's All That."

AnCo can do as much change as the world for star of 'Laguna Beach Cribs', Brody Jenner.

I feel excited for AnCo. A lot of people think that AnCo 'is going to cross over.' They keep waiting to hear them on the mainstream radio. I feel like 'lending ur brand' to a PETA campaign seems like u have 'made it.' Like if Pitchfork had some sort of 'humanitarian ratings', this would probably be around a 9.6.

Celebrities Speak Out Against the Seal Slaughter.


'U can create all kinds of textures with all kinds of fabrics.'

-Panda Bear, 2k9.8


'U can create all kinds of textures with all kinds of sounds.'

-Panda Bear, 2k4evr

Feel like my whole life make sense now that 'Animal Collective' has truly become 1 with the Animal Kingdom Collective of Real Animals.

Honestly feel sad/disturbed after watching seals being murdered. Will probably think of seals being clubbed every time I listen to AnCo from now on, even when the themes are happy. :-(


Vintage HRO post [via 2k8.1]

Remember the time Panda Bear and his wife designed hoodies?


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levo's picture

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terrible waitress's picture

@levo, #when?

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no fish today's picture

two-sie rolls

FishFry's picture

Borring

french guy's picture

@FishFry, oh come ooon!! seals? don't you see how interesting they are? even perez hilton says so! come on fishfry!

raygun's picture

night clubs not seals

Y's picture

@raygun,

club sandwiches
not seals

levo's picture

@Y, I saw Seal at a club

paco's picture

@levo, i clubbed Seal

Y's picture

@levo,
lawl.

Brononymous's picture

you suck

you suck

yessum's picture

@Y,
club seal
not seals

yessum's picture

@yessum,
FUCK i forgot to refresh now i look like a loser

flowers4alger-anon's picture

give that fan a contract!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

flowers4alger-anon's picture

@flowers4alger-anon, [via 'nice swing']

polaroid_pancakes's picture

'Can’t believe AnCo is such a relevant celebrity. As famous as the homosexual blogger, Pedro Hilton.' lol

bryce's picture

@polaroid_pancakes, I love it when Carles is like the hipster Jackie Harvey.

monster's picture

I, in no way am some sort of animal activist / vegetarian / homosexual. In fact, I make a point to eat meat every meal and don't consider it a meal unless there is meat. But, this video and photo is the most fucked up thing I have ever seen. I seriously think the 'sealers' need to getting fuckin clubbed to death themselves. Thank you AnCo & HRO for making me aware of this.

Elle's picture

@monster, meat every day is bad. I'm concerned about your rectum, no homo. (maybe homo?)

broseph stalin's picture

@monster, yeah bro, killing seals is wrong because they're 'kute' while cows are alright because they're 'aesthetically displeasing'

Sasha's picture

@broseph stalin, good point, what I don't like is peta's hypocrisy (ie, paying attention to only cute animals, and not sharks)

but the thing is, it's ok to kill seals (in my opinion) if you are doing it because you need to food/meat/whateverwhatever. It's not ok to kill an animal just for some fashion statement.

Sociolog's picture

@Sasha, absolutely, which is ironic because capitalism, in the US at least, started with the Puritans. capitalism offers convenient legitimations for killing baby seals. its all about making moneys. we'd club puppies and kitties if people would pay to wear their fur on a jacket.

ol strato's picture

@broseph stalin, let's go cow tipping tomorrow

m.o.n's picture

@broseph stalin,

What is wrong with valuing cuteness, moral values end up boiling down to emotional responses, i would fuck up a pig way faster than id fuck up a cat even though pigs have more intelligence.

Brononymous's picture

you also suck, stop hurting

you also suck, stop hurting animals NOWW!!!!

Brononymous's picture

you also suck, stop hurting

you also suck, stop hurting animals NOWW!!!!

ok ok's picture

definitely saving the bloody seal picture for use as the cover of a diy harsh noise album

flowers4alger-anon's picture

@ok ok, the seal song e.p.

jenna's picture

paul watson clubs seal clubbers.

he also sinks whaling ships.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APh-ijTNf0A

canadian bro's picture

seems like canada is being pretty alt in continuing this barbaric practice, esp considering that even progressive countries such as russia have banned the seal hunt. feeling kind of 'embarassed/alt' to be canadian right now, kind of like when you wore your first alt outfit at your small town highschool and were unsure of its reception. thought it was kind of funnie that the frozen ice trapped alot of the seal hunters last year and apparently one died.

AN's picture

panda must rlly care since he actually opened his mouth to say something

im not from brooklyn's picture

but i pretend i am on the internet

d00dz's picture

@im not from brooklyn, most people who live in brooklyn are not 'from brooklyn'

skybeard's picture

Archetypes of People Who Have Aspergers Who Achieve Fame Online

ok so I feel like writing a 'blurb' comparing the dude from Washed Out to Tay Zonday and how skillful/seasoned/well-staged performances and having stage presence are no longer a prerequisite for gaining fans/getting shows to sell out.

both of them are a result of the times that we're in - this moment in time that allows us to gather behind an anonymous dude/average joe who did something and put it online. in tay's case- this was something to laugh with him/at him about. in washed out's case, actual good songs. but both were anonymous people who don't have rock star personas and didn't have the chance to even practice that or build that characteristic before they were thrust into fame.

so tay zonday got awkward performances on TV in under a month + other shows a couple months later which had large crowds/support via Girl Talk and Dan Deacon. and this Washed Out dude got huge buzz online over his actually good songs and sold out a New York City venue with only having played one show before this.

so now it's interesting to see these people perform in huge places and do so in ways that you're not accustomed to seeing - since they don't have the live skills that one would normally or naturally have by the time they reach that level of fame.

Washed Out was awkward last night and I think it's interesting how we're rallying behind 'music leaders' these days.

brian's picture

@skybeard, worried abt u carles; worried abt 'jesus christ' performances

koko's picture

@skybeard, this may happen to tao & carles.

paul's picture

save the whales and polar bears while your at it.

Gregg G.'s picture

glad to see that Deakin is still pro seal hunt

:D

hafez's picture

@Gregg G., miss u/h8 u deakin

HJ's picture

@hafez, found a gregg g booty via 2k7. nvr 4get

http://iguessimfloating.blogspot.com/2008/05/bootleg-girl-talk-live-seat...

andy's picture

just wish, i had a chill alt grl in my room right now
so i could pull her pants down and look at her 'fur'
seems like a better way to enjoy 'fur'
she could have a lil 'landing stripe' or a lil 'thunder bolt'
since i am just a chill alt bro from an 'upper middle class'
background i could purchase 'seal fur' via grammy's credit card, should i buy real 'baby seal fur'?
does that make me a 'republican'? would make me 'racist' ? not sure

fggt's picture

seal eyeing...

flowers4alger-anon's picture

@fggt, seal eyeing [bloody cranium remix]

herro's picture

Joke of the day:
A baby seal walked into a club,

jimmm's picture

AnBros need to shampoo.

Bromo sapiens's picture

seals aint endangered and salmons and lots of fishes are but yall eat them newayz you hartless bastards im telling

brian's picture

kinda want a baby seal t, but don't really want to give my money to the PETAs.

flowers4alger-anon's picture

@brian, the ultimate [altimate] baby seal t is made from actual baby seal. more comfy than am appy. possibly 'more controversial' too.

d00dz's picture

rachel leigh cook.... bong bong

flowers4alger-anon's picture

@d00dz, yes plz

flowers4alger-anon's picture

@flowers4alger-anon, 'she's all that'

indy's picture

but what about my prized seal skin AnCo sweater????

SLEEPY's picture

"We all like animals and seals especially"

jimmm's picture

@SLEEPY,
lol

brian mcBro's picture

thank you for raising awareness carles bro. people that care about things are a lot better individuals and deserve respect. i'm s000 sick of dgaf 'fuck it let's just steak/beer it up all the time'

john's picture

AnCo is officially ruined for me. sad about the seals though

anonymous's picture

It seems like humans care about cute animals.

flowers4alger-anon's picture

@anonymous, feel like seals 'wouldn't even give a fuck' if ppl were going around clubbing AnCo for clothing/merch.

mouse's picture

feel so pathetic. when i saw this earlier with AnCo on it, i felt like i rlly should love seals more and googled 2 find where i could buy the shirt. AnCo has me under their spell :(

ouugghh's picture

I dunno, clubbing seems pretty smart way to kill a seal. You don't poke holes in the pelt like with a knife or gun. Eskimos have been making stuff out of seals for ages. Who cares?

andrew's picture

@ouugghh,

I agree. They're cute animals, but human beings matter more - I think it's mostly the Inuits that hunt seals, and they're "chill bros." I think a lot of people support some of these animal rights causes out of visceral emotional reactions to ugly images. I think we should get a handle on human problems (human slavery, poverty, corporatism, cultural degeneracy, etc.) before we take away the livelihood of Inuits/seal clubbers.

Slik Sampson's picture

@andrew,

inuits conduct 3% of the hunt

andy's picture

what about the blue whale?

which indieband/celeb/alt/bro/ will save them?

do animals have rights?
if we create law, and impose it on unconscious
beings does that make us feel better?

are Cute creatures Darwin's wet dream?

fredMS's picture

@andy, thats not what darwin was about asshole

kool kat klub's picture

@andy, no wrong darwin has a wif that he has intercorse with al the time.

flowers4alger-anon's picture

@kool kat klub, do u think they ever 'do it doggie' or do u think darwin would b against that? like it's 2 unevolved or sum thing. idk.

h8clubbers's picture

@flowers4alger-anon,

He was def. too evolved to do it doggie style, but not quite evolved enough to marry outside the fam.

RJC's picture

I love when celebrities make me aware of issues. I am so uninformed on my own, it takes a B-list celebrity wearing a PETA t-shirt to really make me "think about the issues".

Thanks for spreading "awareness".

landon's picture

heard AnCo playing in forever21...

flowers4alger-anon's picture

@landon, heard AnCo will be scoring the entire new twilight movie. fckng sweet! can't wait 2 see it! we finally made it yall!!!!

brobro's picture

From now on, I will only refer to AnCo as the 'Animal Kingdom Collective of Real Animals.' Thank you, Carles.

catsss's picture

why do they have to so stupid in the peta photographs? they look so unlikable. think peta is a really shitty marketing brand.

flowers4alger-anon's picture

@catsss, [via naked pictures of david cross]

poly's picture

es tan sarcastico que es sublime! grande carlos!

Chris Brown's picture

PETA IS EVIL.

DO NOT HELP PETA.

HOLY SHIT.

YOU HAVE TO B FUCKING KIDDING ME.

THEY ARE EVIL EVIL EVIL.

*NOM*

Semblance's picture

I'm really shocked that Canuckistan still allows this. Guess there isn't much else to do up there, though.

flowers4alger-anon's picture

@Semblance, should combine 'seal clubbing' and hockey in 2 one 'sweet ass' sport. or maybe seal clubbing and dog fighting. just want 2 see sum animals 'tear into each other' s000 bad.

Rick's picture

Bro, it's not companies arranging for this to be happening. The deal is that the seal population is completely out of hand up there and fisherman would otherwise be unable to catch fish unless they regulate the seal population. That being said, I'm not for "clubbing seals," but I do think that people being able to fish and provide for their families takes priority over the lives of seals.

plain jane's picture

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for you to pick at
other people
who don't know whats up
like youre so sure you do

you kind of make me want to
shut your mouth just to keep out
all of those unfriendly feelings
just because you've got
a lot of wax
and all those first editions
i want you to know
sticks and stones may
break my bones
but words will never hurt me
all i need to know
i knew so early

its so lame that
you could take my feelings
and make yourself feel
like youre better than
anyone else who hasnt heard"

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ol strato's picture

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HJ's picture

post more alt bewbs via LNP

chrysler5thavenue's picture

<3 PETA. Best viral non-profit.

ze's picture

NOMINAL COLLECTIVES

anonymous's picture

[insert picture of clubbing seals {via shutter shades and sealguidobros}]

Miss Journey's picture

Wow! Now I'm an animal activist or anything but this just seems soo awful. OMG!...smh.

fuck's picture

who are those people??

tao lin lol's picture

i would support this if tht fgt perez didnt.

indiechic's picture

wow, I love it how Americans can bitch about being lumped into one group who all supported Dubya and his pointless wars, but all Canadians clearly support the seal hunt...
How about instead of "stop Canada's seal hunt" we just say "stop the seal hunt" because yeah, not every Canadian is for the hunting of defenseless animals

gabe's picture

a seal is like a fuzzy baby with no limbs donthit it

soyeah.yeah........'s picture

@gabe, lawl

bestbottomintheworld's picture

@gabe, this made me lol hard

Elroymunger's picture

Seal clubbing may seem like an extremely barbarian activity, something gruesome, sadistic and totally "gore" and shit, but it's actually helping keeping the seal population at a decent level. There is an overpopulation of em, you see, and lots of fish species and other small animals are disappearing because of those littl batsrds...
There is lots of blood and guts, I know, but the littl babies don't feel any pain. And it's not like the guys who do that actually get a boner killing these seals. They do it because they know they have to, and not for the thrill or the fun of it. I hope....
Well, anyways, don't feel bad about the baby seal clubbing, from what you've seen on tv or the internet or just because some celebrities like Paul McCartney, Brigitte Bardeau and Pamela Anderson want some media attention. It's not as bad as it looks.

chris's picture

I luvvvv chix wings but i think they treat the chix really bad. i just try not to think about that while i am eating them. I think about that right before and then again a half hour after I eat them.

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Now I'm off to do some reading. Hope to chat with some of you soon.

Naturopathic Doctor Toronto's picture

All i gots to say is totally on crles!

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