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http://img.skitch.com/20091027-1c2bc3qt4×4q3h4n8bjan24bqm.png
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//////////Reply by alex
//////////Posted October 28th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
@kyleNUDES,
carl, thanks for reading the comments
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O sweet! I ‘finally made it’.
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//////////Reply by skybeard
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
@aw, fukk,
who r u
‘wanna see ur face!’ – kkk rally via ironic Chappelle’s Show sketch
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//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
@skybeard,
last one, bro (under bebe)
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//////////Reply by skybeard
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
@aw, fukk,
you seem chill
do u live in brklyn?
going to any shows soon?
see you around!
//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
@skybeard,
thx, u seem pretty chill 2.
dont live in brklyn tho. :-(
might visit sometime, hear its a cultural epicenter
//////////Reply by lolz
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
@skybeard, he’s gonna come visit me! ‘pen pal pride’
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//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
@lolz, ;-)
i would be “fucking embarrassed” to wear one of these in public.
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//////////Reply by wisp
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
@doororps, agreed sir.
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//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
@doororps, it confuses white ppl and makes blk ppl ‘boisterous’.
‘what is care-less?’ – a white ppl
‘ok, carles’ – a blk ppl
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//////////Reply by GLDFSH
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
@doororps,
it’s up there with a tool band t-shirt as a t-shirt that would make you look like a ‘fucking moron’ in the eyes of those who aren’t ‘in the know’
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fouuurth bittches
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‘I’m not there.’ -The Bob Dylans
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//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
@Perpetual Teen, ‘i’m not here’ – the thom yorkes
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//////////Reply by hey anony anony
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
@flowers4alger-anon, ‘ur everywhere 2 me’
–michelle branch
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//////////Reply by Baby Hercules
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
@hey anony anony,
lawlz
Seems like only a one or two of those bro’s/altgrls depicted really should be advertised with tht shirt on, guess sale is almost over so you can fnnly run ‘wild’ with it tho and change your demographic from alt 2 mnstrm
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//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 11:34 am
@Maxwell,
bro, i had on super-alt pants, okay
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//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
@aw, fukk, via alt apparel
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//////////Reply by Baby Hercules
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
@flowers4alger-anon,
it’s funny that there actually is such a thing as “alternative apparel”. it’s a real live fucking clothing brand that just wants to ’suck the dick’ of am appy. the coffee shop i go to sells their logo printed on alternative apparel shirts, and i’m like ‘yaller ghey’. fck yall.
//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted October 28th, 2009 at 7:13 am
@Baby Hercules, feel like my grizzle bearz shirt is ‘printed on alternative apparel’
SAD….
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why buy into this ‘corporate fucking bullshit’?
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//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
@super pyramids, five finger discount yall!!!!
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What is ‘death’?
What is ‘life’?
What is ‘Carles’?
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pretty sure the post is still here.. guess crles isnt using ‘eastern standard time”?
maybe hes the mexi from texi afterall
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//////////Reply by skybeard
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
@chong,
still not gone. maybe it’s going to be noon pst to give Cali bros a chance to ‘wake and bake’ and decide to buy an extra large shirt to make into a case for a futon pillow
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//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
@skybeard, lolzzz
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oh please. good job carles, hope u made a good profit. all y’all socialists can suck it. art is capitalism you dick bags. it’s not about who buys your product. its about your product getting bought. duh.
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//////////Reply by Faisal
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
@lolz, no true artist does art for profit. Just enough to live if not any.
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//////////Reply by skybeard
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
@Faisal,
nice ‘idealistic view of the world’ [via college sophomore]
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//////////Reply by Faisal
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
@skybeard, lol spot on, but i dont think this “idealistic view” is going to change for me. It’s instilled from me in an early age. Both my parents are artists, not as professions but in their nature of being. It’s something you can’t escape and you don’t have to make money off of it.
//////////Reply by skybeard
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
@faisal,
sometimes I think we’re all ‘artists’ inside since the nature of humanity is to ‘create, create, create’!
//////////Reply by lolz
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
@Faisal, LOLZ!!! come to new york city.
‘you think its tough now come to williamsburg, you think its tough now come to williamsburg’ [via MIA/nytimes]
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//////////Reply by ol strato
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
@Faisal, soooo shallow…
what has true art got to do with profit? or the lack of? nothing… it doesn’t matter either way.
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//////////Reply by lolz
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
@ol strato, approved
//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
@ol strato, feel like they r ‘2 separate entities’ whose ‘paths sometimes cross’.
//////////Reply by Faisal
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
@ol strato, sell your soul.
//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
@faisal, remember, carles has a wife/husband/8 kids 2 support. just wants 2 take care of his family. just wants 2 arm holes and tshirt sales profits 4 hiz girls.
//////////Reply by Blackface Killah
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
@Faisal, “[for me] once money changes hands for art, it becomes a fraudulent activity.”–Revs (graffiti bro who is probly mad poor)
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//////////Reply by Faisal
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
@Blackface Killah, boing!
think it’s ‘bullshit’ that I am only enough to ‘defend my country’ but can’t have a ‘fucking beer’ if I want
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//////////Reply by lolz
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
@skybeard, get a fake ID, duh bro
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//////////Reply by ol strato
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
@lolz, word… well hows that defending going?
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//////////Reply by lolz
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
@ol strato, going well. i like you, you’re funny. let’s be friends.
//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
@skybeard, will buy u beer. txt me when u get out of class 2 day.
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//////////Reply by lolz
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
@flowers4alger-anon, fukk the beer, who wants some Seagram’s?
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//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
@lolz, plz tell me u mean vo <3!!!!!
//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
@lolz,
didnt see your name at first, got rly excited like “who is this amazing human being”, felt even better after realizing who u r.
lets go listen to snoop dogg and get fucked up
//////////Reply by egg
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
@skybeard, so stoked how everyone here is like best budz with each other cant wait to get more into this whole friends scene gonna move to seattle or chicago stuck on a small island in the south of the world can i stay at your guys’ places when i get to the cultural epicentre mean thanks thatd be the greatest ever
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//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
@egg,
seems sweet bro, lets chill
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//////////Reply by hmm,
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
@egg, small island in the south of the world=tierra del fuego/antarctica?
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//////////Reply by egg
//////////Posted October 28th, 2009 at 4:54 am
@hmm,, naw its this great littl spot called New Zealand, heaps of great stuff here but not really especially compared with seattle, i hav to buy all my Am-Appy from the net so sometimz i get stuff that doesn’t fit me that great, slim slacks sz 32 – too big.
that last picture is carles himself, finally!
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//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
@cobones,
sorry bro, im not carles :-/
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the last picture is not ‘carles himself’.
i’m friends with that person on facebook.
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//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
@Hobbs,
bro, 4reals? who r u??? give me some sign that lets me know, discretely…
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//////////Reply by Hobbs
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
@aw, fukk,
you were obsessed with me ‘in 9th grade’
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//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
@Hobbs,
i dont remember 9th grade
is there a more recent meme that would let me kno who u r?
//////////Reply by Hobbs
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
@Hobbs, Whoever commented ‘October 27th, 2009 at 12:53 pm’ was not really me. Someone must be trying to ’steal my identity’. I feel ‘threatened’.
//////////Reply by Hobbs
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
@aw, fukk,
you sent me a message like a week ago saying how ’stoked’ you were for almost losing your virginity.
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
@Hobbs, lol
//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
@Hobbs,
bro, you could still be like 5 ppl, more specific plz
wtf is wrong with the mouth of the Carles who is ‘hoisted’ on that bro’s shoulders?
looks like the mouth was superimposed from another source
looks like a fggt
I’m insecure about myself
you should be 2
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Are those what “authentic alts” look like? Carles you have too many ads on this blog, it’s disgusting. I’m sure hornitos is a very good tequila to get “fucked up” on. And the gentlemen broncos is going to be a “zany” movie for people who like “zany” things.
Stop trying to sell us shit and just write.
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//////////Reply by lolz
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
@Faisal, stop h8ing & get out of Indiana
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//////////Reply by ol strato
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
@Faisal, faisal i dont know about you
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//////////Reply by Faisal
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
@ol strato, thanks :]
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//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
@Faisal, like being ’sold shit’ bro. gives me a place to ’spend my money on things other than boring shit like clothes/food for my son’.
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//////////Reply by Faisal
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
@flowers4alger-anon, lmfao
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feel like an appropriate costume would be 2 of my friends and i to dress up like a bunch of AA ‘hoes’ and then have someone in a bandit mask/abu gharib head covering and the ‘i am carles’ shirt. we could be “Carles’ Angels”.
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//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
@lolz, jesus thats gold
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lotta comments so far, but no flowers4alger-anon. feelin pretty sad, like I smoked all this weed for nothing
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//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
@kbiz, sorry, out of weed myself. can’t ‘think of n e thing 2 type’ :(
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chavs = ruined burberry
juggalos = ruined faygo
ppl who bought a ‘i am carles’ shirt = ruined carles
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//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
@god, feel like faygo equally ruined juggalos [via diabetes + 'sugar induced paunch']
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//////////Reply by god
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
@flowers4alger-anon,
where did all the pics go? now ppl will think that i am bitter. carles, 4 ur next meme, make sure only non-fggts buy/wear ur shirt. read no logo, pretty sweet guide 2 branding
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//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
@god, carles only read books by richard dawkins + michael parenti
//////////Reply by god
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
@god,
r u running the carles book club? when r u going 2 add sum ginsberg?
‘damn’. goodnight carles is burning meme.
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feel like carles prolly had 2 ‘take off work’ 2 day so that he could mail all these shirts out. hope u still have sick time left, carles. i kno i’m always out of vacation time at this time of year. would h8 it if u had 2 take off w/o pay. <3 u. want the best 4 u.
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//////////Reply by kbiz
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
@flowers4alger-anon, I used my last vacation days this week. Pretty nice break before the winter comes.
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//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
@kbiz, def used my last vacation day in august. funnie how i only ever ‘get sick’ between september and december…wish we got a month’s vacay like we’re told they have in ‘eurtopea’. just want paid leave 2 have my babies yall!
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http://tinypic.com/r/2qnp2tt/4
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//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
@jenessa, can i take u out 4 vegan tacos some time plz?
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//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
@jenessa, just bought a new skate deck with ur picture on it. ‘fckng sweet’.
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
clrs you sly dog.
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MAn i just got my I Am Carles shirt. SHits dope im gon rock it tonight to DJ at this ill house party in the ATL! I’m inspired by your posts man us bloggers have to stay relavent you know. I think im gonna wear the Carls shirt with some Levi shrink to fits my bbc cardigan unbuttoned an Undftd fitted and the day of the dead dunks yeah that’ll pop
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//////////Reply by Sal
//////////Posted October 29th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
@taxmaster, ROFL^^^^ you a hypebeast!!!!! and you a clown LMAO!!! stay off hro and stay on kyane’s blog
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//////////Reply by chong
//////////Posted October 31st, 2009 at 1:06 am
@taxmaster, u r a funni man
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i dont understand this post
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is that ken marino in the first pic? didn’t kno he was an hro fan. didn’t kno he was carles…
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RIP I am Carles. I love blue shirts.
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i think he is sold out. i think he has sold out. i think we have bought in. [via slc punk]
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//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
@Anna, ‘it’s the great salt lake. it’s got salt in it, it makes things buoyant.’
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he didn’t sell out, he sold a limited number of t shirts
its not like ive seen tweens wearing them at the mall or anything
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I am going to ‘recycle this meme’; gonna make it ‘ironic’.
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CANT WAIT 4 THE NEW MEME!!!!!!!
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carles chillin with angelbros in blog heaven.
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feel like i’m ‘never going to get’ my washed out ‘purple haze’ vinyl 12″. ‘damn’. feel like i need ‘jesus christ.’ vinyl asap.
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best post yet. cmon carles you knew bros and nerds would buy into it
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bebe zeda needs a face fucking
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what the heck is carles’ real name, yall?
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//////////Reply by HJ
//////////Posted October 28th, 2009 at 11:50 am
@the3rdrvltn, Keyser Söze
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can I get a wut wut
please raise ur ______ if you’re confused.
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//////////Reply by Myth
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
@Bebe, wut wut
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goodnight carlesmoon /// will wear my shirt in ‘elite ltd. edition pride’ now
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“If yall listen to Jesus Christ [the indie band] 33 consecutive times while wearing an ‘I am carles’ tee Bebe will appear in front of you and give you the sweetest, meanest, nastiest tug EVAH!!!”
-tru story brahs
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//////////Reply by HammerHeadSharks!
//////////Posted October 27th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
@fawk pDx,
http://www.myspace.com/lalalovebebe
Bro. Girl is 16.
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the last bro is wil wheaton, not carles.
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how are shirts being shipped?
the UPS?
ben gibbard’s postal services?
fedxing?
also how long are they taking to get to the destination?
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just read all these comments.
now i’m going to chop off my limbs and have someone squeeze me in a microwave.
you all do ‘this thing’ too much. its a wonderful emphasising tool, however you look like a tool for using it. let crls do his thing. find your own.
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//////////Reply by lookatmeme
//////////Posted October 28th, 2009 at 4:54 am
@not creative., fucking love you
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//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted October 28th, 2009 at 7:43 am
@not creative., ur right
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//////////Reply by chong
//////////Posted October 31st, 2009 at 1:09 am
@not creative., good ‘fucking’ job
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ill ‘kill yer whole family’
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thank god this shit is over. soooo stupid
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