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I am the lil alt. The mini alt. The lil-est alt.
Learned how to be alt at a young age
with the help of my older sister
I am young, with my entire life ahead of me
many years to evolve into the perfect personal brand
but today I am young
I am alt
I am small
but my heart is strong
I am sure of myself
The kids at school do not ‘get’ me
But I have learned that is a good thing
I am oblivious to the tween sensations that mnstrm kidz are in2
(had to google ‘Kanyegate’)
I am literally the youngest person in the world to genuinely appreciate The Dirty Projectors
I will start a mp3 blog 4 kids by kids
carrying the alternative torch to make the kids scene
a lot better 4 every1
There’s just so much more to the world than Disney bullshit
I am proud.
One day I will be an old man
on my death bed
looking back on the life that I had
so many missed connections and casual encounters
I will look back on my youth
and smile
A large grin for my alternative innerchild.
I am the lil alt
The embodiment of the alternative spirit.
(miss u. say hi 2 Heath 4 me in meme heaven)
U cannot put out
the flame
of the alternative fire
in a tru alt.
So much alt in such a lil alt.
///learning how 2 blog again….
-crls
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//////////Reply by b4hc
//////////Posted October 30th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
@inalandscape, u bore me
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//////////Reply by evelina
//////////Posted October 31st, 2009 at 11:59 am
@b4hc, i’m enthralled.
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ummm, ok w/e
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sorry carles, think this may be the littlest dirty projjie
http://www.vimeo.com/6965905
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//////////Reply by dickrichard
//////////Posted October 30th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
@hey anony anony,
i love when people exploit their children for channel views
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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truest thing I’ve ever heard. ‘word’.
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<3 the lil spiderman alt
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:’ )
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wanna have sex w/ that alt. wanna stick my ‘cock’ up his/her ‘ass’. think it would be ‘fun’.
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//////////Reply by chris hanson
//////////Posted October 31st, 2009 at 2:50 pm
@Ronald Reagan,
oh really
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awwwwwww…. so keut!
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Behind those glasses he looks like Taylor Swift!!!!!!!!!!
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//////////Reply by b4hc
//////////Posted October 30th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
@possum, got them evil eyez……….
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//////////Reply by sie
//////////Posted October 30th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
@possum, via 3D glasses from Coraline with popped lenses
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//////////Reply by cory kennedy
//////////Posted October 31st, 2009 at 8:25 am
@possum, thought he was AZN
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so will this turn the child into a ’super alt’ with age, or will he burn out by fifteen?
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dear lil bro,
if u find that ur parents ‘are fucking bullshit garbage’ and u need 2 run away 2 a relevant city, u can totes crash on my futon [i also sleep on the futon].
<3,
me
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//////////Reply by 1000freeipods
//////////Posted October 30th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
@flowers4alger-anon, wish there were more flowers4algernonies in this world.
could of used u when i was a lil’ alt…
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//////////Reply by simonsez
//////////Posted October 31st, 2009 at 1:01 am
@1000freeipods, u couldve gotten futon raped
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//////////Reply by Pedo Bear
//////////Posted October 31st, 2009 at 4:32 am
@simonsez,
No.
//////////Reply by lil bro
//////////Posted October 31st, 2009 at 8:27 am
@flowers4alger-anon, thanks flowers. i will ‘take advntge’ of your offer when i move out of this ’small town’ in central/northern Massachusetts and into the ‘big city’. starting to think i really belong in br00klyn where my tru brotherz & sisterz can express themselvez freely.. drinking PBR on thursday nights while speaking of relevant things with grizzly bear steadily ‘beating’ through the ihome in the back ground. can u provide 4 walls/adobe slabz 4 me?
<3 lil bro
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4 xmas this year, will buy my lil brother [via grizzly bear] an ipod nanoshuffle loaded with the entire anco catalog + relevant live performances [incl. bonus panda bear solo footage]
‘my god that’s not the way’ – department of grizzly bears
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//////////Reply by god
//////////Posted October 30th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
@flowers4alger-anon,
feel like being an alt ’should be a choice’
did u see jesus camp?
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//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted October 30th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
@god, i shoplifted it from fye, then broke in 2 my neighbor’s house and watched it on their ‘home theater system’ while they were on vacation.
do u think that lil bro speaks in alt-tongues evr? feel like glossolalia is ‘mad alt’.
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//////////Reply by b4hc
//////////Posted October 30th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
@flowers4alger-anon, lololo
//////////Reply by hey anony anony
//////////Posted October 30th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
@flowers4alger-anon, glossolalia, think less and see it grow, like a riot like a riot oh!
//////////Reply by brobro
//////////Posted October 30th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
@flowers4alger-anon, probz speaks in anco lyrics + ‘prays’ 2 bradford cox.
//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted October 30th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
@brobro, i am bradford cox’s marfan’s syndrome
//////////Reply by maximaxi
//////////Posted October 30th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
@god, my cousins are in that movie, no lie
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someone should give that kid some killer weed 2 get him lifted.
Show him harmony korine movies and put howl by ginsberg on his ipoddynano.
we all need to rally behind the ‘godhead’ of our generation, tha lil’est alt.
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mnstrm.
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‘i paid $100 for in rainbows’ – jesus
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//////////Reply by siesie
//////////Posted October 30th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
@flowers4alger-anon, i dont get it.
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//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted October 31st, 2009 at 12:52 pm
@siesie, need 2 listen 2 the remix…
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dont think that lil alt has the brain capacity yet 2 truly understand brillience of dirty projecters or animal collection. He probably just sayz same stuff his sis says about it. probably secretly just wants to listen to regular kid stuff but his sister forces him because she wants the coolest lil bro. Wonder if when he reaches his rebellious teens if he will have a backlash and become a young republican or something.
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//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted October 30th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
@DICKZ, or worse, a young log cabin republican
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can’t wait to have lil alts of my own some day. me and my alt-bro bf will get illegitamately preggers in a few years and since we’ll be done with our liberal arts education already we will decide not get an abortion. gonna raise our kids to be meaningful and not afraid to dress different or care about music and art. gonna feed my baby nonalcoholic sparks and sing him regina spekky songs as lullabyes. alts parents rule.
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this is like a post that if it were a basketball game from today it could be put on espn classixx tomorrow. figuratively spkng.
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//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted October 30th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
@gnar sesh, would watch it [or at least dvr it]
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one of my favorite posts i was giggling all the way through. ben gibbard’s son tehee
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Damn. I was seriously thinking about helping my 8 year old brother be the youngest alt on lookbook. But he said no. Wish you were my bro, youngest alt!
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carles is back………thank god
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i hope my crotch drop will be cool and not into transformers and shit
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lil-est petshop boy
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Think I might have been alt when I was little (via being obsessed with school buses when all my peers were obsessed with Pokemon). Feel by liking school buses I set myself apart from the mnstrm and created an alt identity for myself, instead of assimilating to my suburban peers’ monotonous inane bullshit interest – feel Pokemon may be alt in an ironic sense once one reaches ad-alt-hood. Wish I would have known about lookbook at age 10.
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//////////Reply by BlipsterCambridge
//////////Posted October 30th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
@Funky Rutabaga,
Wish I would’ve known about:
Cobrasnake
Steve Aoki
PBR
Hipster Runoff
Condoms
Lookbook
Blind I
&
Toms
Back when I was in Middle school.
Felt like I could have ‘gotten it wet’ way back then.
High school girls are smelly.
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UH.. DISNEY CHANNEL??
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that kid dresses almost exactly like me. not sure how this reflects on my personal brand/style. either he dresses like an older alt or i dress like a babybengibbard.
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what about the long and tiresome journey that has gotten us to true altdom? thats not fair, he should endure what all of us did. via generic alternative music and band t-shirts.
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//////////Reply by gnar sesh
//////////Posted November 1st, 2009 at 9:26 am
@siesie, yes no alt can become truly alt if he hath not endured such things all ‘grown up’ alts have.
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Fuck these kids, they aren’t alt, they are just style as they sit their lil fggt asses home and listen to Lil Weasle and Molly Cyrus. Fucking little tard shits.
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I’m a mstrmer
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//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted October 31st, 2009 at 12:52 pm
@flowers4alger-anon, eh?
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so..who went or is going to hard? :p
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umm I’m really ashamed that I even have to ask this… but I’m kind of ashamed to talk about blogs/the internet “in real life”…. is meme pronounced “meem” or “me-me” or some other way???
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//////////Reply by kbiz
//////////Posted October 31st, 2009 at 4:15 pm
@Lookbook.nu, hope ur not bein serious
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//////////Reply by mariahcarey
//////////Posted November 1st, 2009 at 2:29 am
@Lookbook.nu, emancipation of mimi
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feels like @flowers4alger-anon is ‘ripping it up’ on the HRO comment board
not sure if i ‘get’ the @flowers4alger-anon phenomenon that is sweeping our online community
//this has been a comment about losing your edge//
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http://www.limelife.com/blog-entry/Mini-Hipsters-in-American-Apparel/18408.html
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