Hi! We’re the staff at your family dentistry practice. It’s great to see you. Have you been brushing and flossing? Let’s take a look…
I feel scared to go to the dentist. It doesn’t matter how successful/relevant/cultured/financially well-off I am, I am still scared that I will be exposed. When I walk into the Dentist’s Office, my personal brand doesn’t matter. The only brand that matters is my mouth’s hygienic brand. The dentist and/or his assistant will be able to see whether or not I am focused enough to make ‘taking care of my teeth’ part of my daily routine.
Maintaining your teeth is about self control. Do you eat a ton of sugary foods? Do you fail to brush your teeth after eating carby foods? Do you like acidic solutions stripping the enamel from your teeth? Do you brush for 4-6 minutes per brushing session? Do you floss daily? Do you want ur teeth to fall out?
Every time u go 2 the dentist, He will judge u. He will rate your work. He will evaluate you. How do u perform when u go to the dentist? Is it a ‘routine home run’, or do you ‘crumble’ since you didn’t bother to take care of your teeth for the past 6 months? How does this make u feel? R u ashamed? Do u ‘expect more’ from urself? Do u wish you could tell ur dentist that you are ‘actually a very competent person’ but you just didn’t really take care of ur teeth.
I feel chill when I go into the Dentist’s Office. I know what to expect. Scraping teeth. Polishing. Chill soft rock in the background. Some lady ‘trying to make small talk’ with u. Some light in ur face. Water spraying.
I feel confused when the majority of my visit is a ‘cleaning’ by a dental hygienist. I think that she probably has a high school education, 2 years at a technical school, then passed some test. She seems simultaneously content and unsatisfied with her life. Her cartoon scrubs make me sad. She seems ‘good at what she does’, but still seems like some1 living a life of servitude/a job where you don’t get to waste time on the computer all day.
I think I start to feel uncomfortable when the dental technician begins ’scraping a metal pick’ against my teeth. I don’t understand why this instrument is only necessary every 6 months. It seems like a similar product should be available to the masses & ‘branded’ by a toothbrush company or something.
I understand the importance of dental hygiene. Throughout my childhood, my parents have invested thousands of dollars in my teeth. I wore braces for a year to make sure that my teeth are straight and my bite is perfect. When you don’t have straight teeth, it doesn’t really reflect on you; it tells the world that your parents were poor-ish/didn’t value you enough to make sure you had aesthetically-pleasing teeth for the rest of ur life.
I understand that if I don’t take care of my teeth, they will probably fall out. I know that I will be wealthy enough to get ‘replacements’, but I would feel ashamed of myself if I let my teeth rot away. Like every night I would look in the mirror and think, ‘You really let yourself down.’ I will look back on my life and wonder what I could have done differently.
The most suspenseful part of a dentist’s visit is ‘finding out whether or not u have a cavity.’ You are a failure if you have a cavity. You should feel bad. Why didn’t u brush before you went to bed all those nights? What were you doing that was so important that you ‘only brushed’ but didn’t floss? Why wasn’t taking care of your teeth important to you? Can you name 3 things that are more important to you than dental maintenance? (1. checking fb + twitter 2. watching internet pornography 3. substance abuse)
Just need to acquire the tools to prevent tooth decay.
Not sure which toothbrush to buy. So many choices.
Will probably buy an electric one, since it theoretically does ‘more work 4 u.’ Just need to make sure to brush at a 45 degree angle along my gum line.
Relieved that I don’t have a ‘manual’ toothbrush.
Regular Toothbrush : Dell Desktop Computer :: electric toothbrush : Macbook Pro
Sorta wish medical companies could brand their products as effectively as tech companies are able to.
It seems like Listerine has the most powerful mouthwash brand.
Will probably buy some ‘high end’ floss instead of the ‘generic shit’ just so that I don’t seem poor when people use my bathroom. I feel like the ‘regular green floss’ can sometimes get stuck in your teeth and begin to unravel.
But srsly. You really need to start flossing. Every day. It’s just as important as brushing. I know that you have been programmed to think that ‘brushing is enough’ but it’s not. (It seems like flossing wasn’t as important in the 90s.) You need to take care of your gums. Eventually bacteria will get to the root of your tooth. Then you will ‘be fucked.’ S000 much decay happens between the teeth. Places ur brush can’t reach.
This is how to floss. Do you remember? We went over this last time. It doesn’t make sense that you have a college degree and make over $_0,000 per year, but for some reason you don’t care enough to floss. You deserve to feel bad and incompetent.
It seems like people should ‘theoretically’ be able to maintain their teeth without the consultation of a dentist. Like we should be given the tools to keep our teeth healthy. I honestly feel like ‘a lil brush and some string’ is not enough to keep our teeth clean and healthy. It seems like the dental industry is ‘giving us just enough to stay healthy’, but we still need us to fail+be dependent upon their services. Hope that Obama’s healthcare plan includes ’self-servicing dentistry kits.’
It seems like it is ‘okay’ to get a few fillings. Like it is just a symbol of the quality of your life. If ur parents are making u happie and filling ur tummy, u will get some cavities during your life. I just feel relieved that we live in the era where fillings are white instead of silver. Seems like there has to be ’something wrong’ with putting that silver shit in your mouth, like your mouth tastes like metal.
Really just hope my teeth ’stay healthy’ as my life improves. Hope that ‘tooth decay’ over time does not mirror my ‘quality of life’ over time. Feel ‘relieved’ to have dental insurance from HRO, Inc.
Really need to ‘take care of my health’ before I get older and everything is irreversible. Seems like doctor/dentist visits seem ’stressful’ when ur old. Like the medical bro is ‘out to get you’ and ‘ruin ur life.’
Worried that I will get ’stupid’ and ‘insecure’ as a grow older. Feel incompetent, like the world is moving too fast. Will feel like every1 else in the world is ‘more accomplished’ than me, and that I ‘can’t do anything right.’ Seems emotionally taxing, as if it will take 2-5 years off my life.
The brand of ‘good dental hygiene’ is so surreal. Lil Tooth Bro. Just wanting you to brush and floss. Keep him healthy.
It seems like a positive tooth bro, encouraging you to stay healthy in the mouth, but at the same time sorta being ‘a dick’ about it. Letting you know that you’re not good enough and don’t have self control. Kinda weird how your interpretation of brands changes as you grow older.
It seems like even when u ‘brush and floss regularly’, u can sometimes still experience tooth decay. It really makes u feel ‘helpless’ when u try hard but see no positive results, and the dental technician still ‘makes u feel like a failure.’ Sorta feel like I don’t control what happens in my mouth. Apparently ur mouth has more bacteria than ur colon. Seems like a ‘death sentence’ for ur teeth.
It’s kinda weird how simple stuff like ‘having teeth’ can help u 2 connect with humanity. We’re all just trying to ‘be happy and eat good food + fall asleep without brushing’ without losing our teeth. We all feel _____ about going to the dentist. We all feel _______ when ur lectured on how to ______ correctly. We all feel ______ when we find out that they are going to have to remove our _______ because we have _______.
How many times do u brush per day?
How many times do u floss per week?
Do u drink regular sodas, diet sodas, or no sodas?
When is the last time u went to the dentist?
Is it ‘alt’ to keep ur wisdom teeth in?
Do u feel sad whenever u go into a medical family practice office?
Should I quit my blog and go 2 med school to ‘make a difference in the world’?
Will I have my original teeth in my skull when I die and my body is buried?
Would u like to schedule a follow up appointment?
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1st!
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//////////Reply by Anna
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
1st
…post to make me throw up
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//////////Reply by lolz
//////////Posted October 19th, 2009 at 1:10 am
@Anna, yeah i agree with you. carles, ‘vomit’
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//////////Reply by combien
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
@ok ok, i think that it’s particularly hilarious that whenever somebody happens to be the first to post a comment, they post “first” instead of something ‘meaningful’ or ‘worth reading.’
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//////////Reply by wisp
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
@combien, if u wana BE first, ain’t no time to be meaningful.
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//////////Reply by grizzlycunt
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
@wisp, brilliant
//////////Reply by ernii
//////////Posted October 22nd, 2009 at 5:50 pm
@ok ok, thats funny coz im actually studying to become and RDA and a dental hygenist and i just love all the stuff u had to say about it
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crls, hope you didn’t have 2 many cavities this time. ur analysis of the happiness of a hygienist srsly made me feel sad, tho.
seems like the wht collr/blu collr distinction between types of jobs might be obsolete and we should talk about being able 2 waste time on the internet/not being able 2 waste time on the internet. sometimes think abt how i hate both.
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//////////Reply by hey anony anony
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
@nim chimpsky, srsly. still feel sad. still feel bad about the hygienist. feeling sad about the end of an american ‘middle class’ (miss u). feeling bad that we might have created her just b/c we just wanted 2 ‘make bank’ from ideas/cre8tivity/chilling on the internet instead of manufacturing ‘actual goods’ and spending ‘within means.’
just want the hygienist 2 have health care+dental+vision plan.
just want 2 ‘empower’ the ‘middle class’ (via oprah+hillary+90s ‘grrl power’)
just want her to ‘tell off’ the dentist.
just want her to tell the dentist she ‘don’t want no scrubs’ via the tlcs (miss u left-eye)
just want her to tell her story to the world.
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had to post this eh? makes my wiener wiggle when i think about my oral hygiene.
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//////////Reply by Lola
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 11:57 am
@wisp, i think i love you
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//////////Reply by fullscale008
//////////Posted October 14th, 2009 at 12:09 am
@wisp, “wiener wiggles” as a new holiday. like 11/11/09, “WIENER WIGGLES DAY” on the L train
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//////////Reply by wisp
//////////Posted October 14th, 2009 at 2:06 am
@fullscale008, i am all for a Wx2 holiday. just wish i could be on the L train flexing my bizkit with a few broquaintances.
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Getting better carles, last two posts were rlly’ weak
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H8 dentists so much
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//////////Reply by yessum
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 11:48 am
@Anti-Dentite,
that’s because you have poor oral hygiene
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//////////Reply by Anti-Dentite
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 11:53 am
@yessum, The only good part about going to the dentist is that lead-weighted blanket you get to wear while having x-rays taken. Srsly want one for home use.
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//////////Reply by yessum
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
@Anti-Dentite,
I like my dentist/dental experience. maybe u need a girl dentist. had 2 get fillings replaced. she was rubbing dem tits on my chest/head/shoulders. feels good man
also, take care of ur personal brand. having bad teeth is a RL metaphor for ur image: relevant on the outside, rotten/fuckin gross on the inside
//////////Reply by eyepatch
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
@Anti-Dentite, my dentist hooks me up with NO2 that fucts me up
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//////////Reply by poor dustin's mouth
//////////Posted October 15th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
@Anti-Dentite, i rlly h8 dentists, im scared of them because of the film where the nazi man makes holes in dustin hoffman’s teeth and keeps saying ‘is it safe’. nazi dentists are bad at swallowing diamonds though
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don’t ever eat packaged foods, like chips, cookies or anything that could come from a vending machine.
packaged food causes gum inflammation, bleeding and eventual tooth decay.
just eat ‘whole’ foods—-like Brussels sprouts and kumquats and/or Arctic Char with arugula.
also—limit the amount of crystal meth you may snort, smoke or mainline—causes bruxism, which can lead to ‘meth mouth’
google image the last one
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//////////Reply by Natty Meth
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 11:58 am
@Jacke, u can ‘do’ meth 2 as long as it’s been integrated into the Arctic Char (via food web) and it’ll be all good just watch 4 the bones they’ll choke u
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//////////Reply by yessum
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
@Natty Meth,
meth mouth is caused by the drying out of the gums, not the meth itself. stay hydrated via vitamin water and you’ll be fine.
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//////////Reply by cobones
//////////Posted October 14th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
@yessum, or snapple [via late 90s brand comebacks
i just went to the dentist for the first time in 1.5 years. i had two fucking cavities and i had to go back two fridays in a row to get them filled. i’m really not that bad at flossing. i just want to tell them “sorry dentist i have cavities not because i don’t know how to floss but because my diet consists of sour candy, coffee, and cigarettes, and many times i am too wasted to properly brush before i pass out, i am sorry.”
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//////////Reply by Al X
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
@brittany, amen to that. wayyy 2 drunk/stned to brush let alone floss.
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//////////Reply by thereaper
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
@brittany, so true
t00000 wasted and high when I get home to even think of brushing my teeth by the end of those nights. Does smoking weed mess up your teeth? or just crazy ass drugs like meth and crack?
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//////////Reply by wisp
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
@thereaper, weed is all good. just gotta eat alot, sleep alot, and brush’em like crazy.
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//////////Reply by belovedbrogue
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
@wisp, run alot. do alot. never be lazy. never be lazy. never be lazy.
PS
why hasn’t BETH DITTO been hired to model for American Apparel?
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//////////Reply by x
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
@Jacke,
bcuz amapp hates “plus” people. they could make endless more dollars if they did.
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ah dental hygeine, the great equalizer! love this post crls!
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real weak carles. what kind of fuckwit doesn’t brush their teeth?
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seems like my hygienic brand is not in keeping with my personal brand (which is fresh and lacking decay)
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this was solid
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feel like in some places the going to the dentist is a luxury. feel like carles is azn via riding apples dick. feel like my dentist is ‘old’ and ‘weird’ and all the hygienists are ‘hot’ and ‘dumb’
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great. now my teeth are on trial.
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srsly carles, start sharing the drugs
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CRLS, I have never had a cavity/filling and I haven’t been to the dentist for over 4 years and have never flossed. Flossing is a weird American invention, don’t rlly get it.
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//////////Reply by chong
//////////Posted October 14th, 2009 at 12:09 am
@rere,
how do uknow u dont hav a cavity if u havnt been to the dentist?
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crls, i have amalgram fillings as well as nice white composite fillings. it’s like… it’s like they’re tearing me apart. amalgram says one thing, composites say another, and everything changes back again…
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i’m at highschool, in my computer class. i just got a pass to the bathroom and brushed and flossed my teeth after reading this.
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//////////Reply by chong
//////////Posted October 14th, 2009 at 12:10 am
@yea,
u brought ur toothbrush to computer class lol
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HAHAHA. This is one of my fav posts.
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Crls, I luv flossing and brushing. I believe in my teeth. I dont care if my body is dirty as long as my mouth is clean. my friends make fun of me for brushing for a long time, but i have to be careful not to do it too hard cuz i heard it hurts my teeth so I do it gently for a while.
when I dont have time/am too lazy to brush some mornings i feel guilty and double up the next day to make up for it.
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//////////Reply by Salem
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
@Salem, p.s. forgot to say flossing is soo important too everyone should do it ya’ll u gotta start b4 its too late :(
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//////////Reply by wisp
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
@Salem, i hear yuh
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//////////Reply by grizzlycunt
//////////Posted October 14th, 2009 at 3:31 am
@Salem, i fucking flossed tonite and it looked like i got punched in the mouth
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oh my …
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At first I thought I was reading a Maddox article but then I realized that you didn’t exactly write “Hi, we’re you’re FUCKING Dental Staff. Why don’t you sit on that chair over there and let us examine your teeth. When our FUPAs graze gently against your mainly arms, resist the urge to punch our ovaries at through our dental masks and launch them into the sun.” You were just Carles. This is the closest that you’ve been to Maddox tho ever, bro (a real bro).
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//////////Reply by blib_dipper
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
@skybeard,
Being maddox-esque would be “stooping.” He’s a one trick pony (who is really funny sometimes but I got bored of him long ago.)
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//////////Reply by jvac
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
@skybeard, my bf reads maddox & i read hro. he can’t get past crls’ bad grammer. i think maddox is effing lame. think our relationship might be doomed. ne advice?
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crest pro health enamel shield, holla
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//////////Reply by yea
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
@no fish today, thats what Im talking about!
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//////////Reply by grizzlycunt
//////////Posted October 14th, 2009 at 3:28 am
@no fish today, fuck crest, fuck proctor & gamble.
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best post evs @ dentals
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Ive never had a cavity and the dentist would say i didnt need braces because my mum would take me to the dentist ever since i can remember! because my mum would force me to take care of my teeth and see my dentist roundly. I believe those fancy smancy ‘electric’ toothbrushes are only for lazy fat americans who like wasting their money constantly because they have been manipulated enough to make them think they need it. Carles your one of them!
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The best:
http://t2net.com/blogtace/uploaded_images/flosser-719328.png
Makes it SO easy!
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kind of entry lvl, i thought.
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aargh … i’m 16 and i’m a senior and i still have braces in my mouth, actually i just got my braces back in may but whatever just wanna get them out b4 i start college!!
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when my office job finally gave me dental care, i was given a list with a bunch of names/offices on it. i asked my HR guy, well, which one should i pick? he said, well, there’s the Mexicans, the Russians, and the Chinese. so i asked, well who do you go to? he said, the Russians. so that’s who i picked.
BAD CHOICE. now i don’t go to the dentist. the Russians are scary and mean – and i have good teeths! :(
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//////////Reply by wisp
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
@eriq, i had one choice. caucasian baptists
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‘Reg toothbrush: Dell Desktop Comp::Electric toothbrush: Macbook Pro’
‘Damn.’ That ‘equation/analogy’ is, like, Nobel Prize worthy, bro.
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//////////Reply by brobro
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
@ToothFaerie, Obama : Nobel Peace Prize :: Taylor Swift : VMA Female Video of the Year
Carles : Nobel Peace Prize :: Beyonce : VMA Female Video of the Year
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//////////Reply by Poeckt
//////////Posted October 14th, 2009 at 10:01 am
@brobro, hurrr durrr
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I have ‘perfect’ teeth. Never had a cavity. Although my teeth don’t bite AT ALL. When I go the dentist they call everyone over to look at my teeth and beautiful they are. They say ‘We love that’. i use non-flouride toothpaste and rarely floss. i smoke. here is a vid that inspires me to care for my teeth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MaCXVSwec4
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Ahhhhh the Dentists’ Office: A place where empty promises are born.
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feel like me and crls had a mind-meld since last night i began flossing again after a few weeks hiatus.
if the mind-meld was real crls’ next post is going to be about fashion forward rain gear.
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has n e 1 ever got a ‘boner’ @ the dentist?
that is my fear…
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//////////Reply by wisp
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
@broke, hellz yeah dude. thats one of my favorite parts of the dentist. trying not to get a boner when the ____ lb woman has her junk all up in your face.
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I have 4 holes in my teeth.
I am ‘in love’ with my dental hygienist.
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totally alt to keep your wisdom teef. we are smarter than are parents anyways.
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Never have needed braces, hope I never need them.
4 out of 5 alts think visiting the Dentisit is mnstrm.
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Even though I read hipster runoff semi-religiously, sometimes I think maybe too much irony is bad for my outlook on life.
Like sometimes instead of just lolling and moving on, reading this stuff makes me realize how pathetic and cliched everything I enjoy/do is, and how empty and pointless my existence really is.
(Thats not really related to this post, i’m probably just having an existential crisis because I have to go to the dentist.)
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//////////Reply by Blade Shakur
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
@james, Yeah. If he deconstructs every aspect of life like this there will be nothing left. Need some solid advice on how to live instead of tearing dentistry to pieces.
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//////////Reply by kal
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
@james,
agreed
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//////////Reply by chong
//////////Posted October 14th, 2009 at 12:16 am
@james,
life is pointless, crls just helps us lol abt it
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Carles this post is unbelievably lame. Why don’t you delete it right now and we can forget it ever existed.
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//////////Reply by jjj
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
@Iceberg, felt like he typed ‘Dentist’ into HRO generator and pasted the outcome.
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//////////Reply by jjj
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
@jjj, feel like I read this blog waytoofuckingmuch for my own good.
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LAST
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//////////Reply by smithie mcsmithie
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
@Perpetual Teen, cool story, bro.
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they don’t do analogies on the SAT anymore
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//////////Reply by remixes are better
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
@lou, that’s not fair! i always did the worst on those.
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Carles, this post is probably in the top ___ most retarded/brilliant posts you’ve ever written.
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What I really want to know is where dentists go when their teeth go bad. Is there “scratch your back” exchanging going on between dentist bros?
How many sexual favors would you give for free dental work? Would giving oral sex with a mouth full of busted teeth be more sexually rewarding for the dentist/more degrading? Would you want to compare your gf giving you oral pre and post? Has anyone tried to jab Novocaine in their peen so they could ‘last longer’?
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i’m enjoying the new direction of hro… keep it up dude; eff the haters, etc. word to the introspective social commentary ;)
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Want 2 not have so many ads on your blog? Thx.
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//////////Reply by Elle
//////////Posted October 13th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
@nathan, want 2 use firefox and get adblock plus? i haven’t seen an internet ad in years like for real :D
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weak post crls.
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Scalers (the hygenists’ metal thingie) are too expensive to be handed out to every1.
If alts can take the pain of wisdom teeth, then they should keep those in.
Also, I look good in scrubs.
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“Every time u go 2 the dentist, He will judge u. He will rate your work. He will evaluate you. How do u perform when u go to the dentist? Is it a ‘routine home run’, or do you ‘crumble’ since you didn’t bother to take care of your teeth for the past 6 months?”
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–> same with gg to get pedicure.
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mayb crls is ‘done’ with being ‘clever’? aka mnstrming aka ‘dumbing down’ his topix to ‘reach 0ut’ to evry1 aka meow catz can haz cheezburger
where is the relevance//??//?? obamy?? remixz??? existential dilemmas?? being tweeny//being mature/??????????????
halfy disappointed in you man.
glad these comments are anonanonanonynon
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i didn’t know it was alt to keep your wisdom teeth. i still have mine only because i’m too lazy to ‘fix’ the situation.
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How did you know
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ive been so depressed ya’ll, been like this since 2008
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//////////Reply by solidarity
//////////Posted October 14th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
@depressedguy62, bro
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I’ve never related to a post on such a deep level. I feel like dentists are bullshit too. And I agree, we should all have access to professional scrapers. Even brushing and sometimes flossing, I can’t get rid of stains from coffee/tea/cigarettes. I’ve seriously spent thousands trying to maintain pretty/non-cavities teeth, to no avail. It’s a scam.
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b4 i even read this………… THE NEON INDIAN ABCP4KNEWS COVERAGE IS 2 MUCh
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dentists are ‘quacks’
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@newbie,
same. went to the dentist and they gave me the #s of 3 oral surgeons. made an apptment just never went. now another ones comin in and it hurts. need more vics
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i rly dont feel the need 2 b defined by my oral ‘failures’
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Yes! I love having my teeth cleaned. “It makes me feel…prosperous.”
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How dental appointments should be treated:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggqrEMtA3TU
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Can’t get through this post. Too many ‘u’s in place of ‘you’, and too many times saying ‘bro’. Does hipster = fratboy trash now?
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has the comment board ‘really gone downhill’
i just feel almost disgusted
am i too fucking jaded
ugh
fukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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//////////Reply by Sébastien Tellier
//////////Posted October 14th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
“what
Posted October 14, 2009 at 3:06 pm | Permalink
Can’t get through this post. Too many ‘u’s in place of ‘you’, and too many times saying ‘bro’. Does hipster = fratboy trash now?”
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are you fucking kidding me
this is just fucking redic
the comment section wasnt like this 2 months ago
plz, back me up some1
need 2 kno im not losing my edge
i suppose it means crls is getting mad hits and making crazy bank from ad revenue
but it just feels hallow
soo depressed now
should i just ‘end it’
i have half a bottle of tylenol pm
’suicide is painless’ –dj am
lets just go back to 2k9.35
cmon babe
me+u=4ever
oh yah, its ‘aw, fukk’ i just commented as Sébastien a while ago and havent changed it
//this has been a comment about ruining the illusion//
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my p.e. teacher was fat.
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What you need is some LED grillz that display your texts so you never have to speak again. Excessive talking is the number one cause of tooth decay.
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I really connected to this.
I used to ‘know’ you and hope you are well.
I miss the days of nv bars and yr mp3s.
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“It’s kinda weird how simple stuff like ‘having teeth’ can help u 2 connect with humanity.”
OH god this is fucking GOLD, bro! (no pun INTENDED, lol)
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great post carles, i “let myself go” by “not reading hro” for a whilz, but i am backxcore
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im a dental hygienist and I dont hate my life or job at all. srsly
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Agreed, I’m a dental assistant and do not hate my life. This article couldn’t be more off.
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Loved your article. And all the happy pictures. Some say all the teeth ailments of humanity are caused by bad nutrition… like your parents spent $1000s on your checkups, cavities and braces, yet they bought you food that caused ALL this, including the braces!
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