Hey yall... Just doing some last minute Halloween shopping... I'm in the candy aisle, and I'm having a difficult time weighing what is important to trick or treaters vs. my budget in the current economic recession vs. how I want to 'brand' my house as a destination for trick or treaters. Not sure if I need to 'invest' in a gourmet selection, or if I should just buy 'a shit load of cheap shit' since kids don't even know what they life.

It seems like u can get a really good deal on the Tootsie Roll variety bag, but I'm not sure if kids like that kind of candy. I feel like this variety bag lets people know that ur poor, and trick or treaters don't matter 2 u.

Might try to 'look like a baller' and hand out full-size candy bars.  Since I live in a neighborhood with multi-million dollar homes, we might be expected to hand this shit out.

'Fun size' seem good in theory, but I think people eat 5-10 fun size bars at a time, then don't really have a 'fun' experience with the candy brand.  Seems like people feel 'guilty' then grab their love handles.

Do yall know if it is still alt 2 hand out apples with razors in them?

Might participate in my local dentist office's candy-buyback program. Seems like a great community initiative 2 decrease cavities in our local community.

Does n e1 know what I should be for Halloween?
Does n e1 know a good candy 2 hand out without ruining ur brand?
Does n e 1 know which candy won't make u look like a poor/cheap ass hole?
What r u gonna be/do 4 Halloween?
Do yall ever wish Halloween lasted all year so that u could pretend 2 b some1 else 4ever?

What r u doing 2nite?