I was recently on the internet, and I happened to see that former bloghaus ‘it girl’ Uffie had some sort of ‘new music video.’ I am not sure if I ever liked her, or if I was just ‘really into being into bloghouse bangers’/pretending that I was ‘into electro culture’ as I tried 2 distance myself from the mainstreamification of meaningfulcore indie rock.
I am not sure how to feel about this video. Sorta is like some sort of time machine, or a vessel to the past. You watch it and remember ‘how the electro blog scene used to be.’ U sorta want to move to L.A. and try to become internet friends with altCelebs. I think this song is like from 4 years ago. From what I understand, Uffie’s appeal was to be some sort of ‘lolita’ type of figure since she was a [BARELY LEGAL] teen when she ‘first came on the scene.’ Now it seems like her brand is ‘cougar.’ Not sure if her product/brand will be able to ‘penetrate’ as deep as it once could have now that electro sorta died and ppl want ‘conceptual shit.’ Miss when Uffie used to ‘chill out’ with her nipples hanging out all the time.
I feel like even the market for female raunchy slutty crappy myspacey rap acts bubble ‘burst’ a while ago. I’m not sure if alternative girls still want to ‘be like that.’ I think they have new aspirations, and don’t want to hear skanky girls rapping about getting drunk and letting men put their erect peepees into them.
(This music might still be popular with Californian females.)
I am not sure how long the ’shelf life’ of an aesthetic/genre/band is supposed to last. Once you have a ‘fan’, will that fan buy something from you for the rest of his or her life? I wonder if a chillwave band will ‘release’ a video/single for one of their 2k9 songs in 2k13. Really ‘baffled’ that Ed Banger is ‘back on the scene.’ I think it is generally a ‘good thing’ for music websites to have a 6 month turnover on a genre, so that ‘we’ can appear to always be on the lookout for something totally new and different. I just wish more blogs and music site zines would be willing to ‘throw artists under the bus’ and ‘act like certain artists never existed.’ It’s okay to be ashamed of who u used to be. Distancing urself from bands that u used to like is ‘just part of growing up’ in the modern world.
Just because u were ‘relevant’ once doesn’t mean u earn the right to be relevant 4evr. I wonder if modern indie bands ‘want to last forever.’ It seems difficult, like the forces that helped u become a buzzworthy band would be the same forces that tore u apart/made the world 4get abt u.
Speaking of Ed Banger products, I also feel ‘very confused’ by this video for Justice’s remix of Lenny Kravitz. Sorta just ’skimmed’ through it and saw a lot of confusing parts and heard a lot of Justicey sounding music. Seems like a gimmicky conceptual music video that I ‘don’t really have time’ to try to watch in order to ‘get’ the concept. S0 many memes, not enough time.
Wonder if an older version of me would have thought this was ‘kewl’ and ‘blggbl.’ Or if I would have been proud that ‘bloghouse had finally made it.’
I wonder if ‘bloghouse’ and ‘bangers’ will come back after the chillwave era. Seems like we are still searching for ‘what is next’ for the winter months.
If there was some sort of alternative stock market, would u invest in bloghouse? Would u buy shares in Uffie/Ed Banger?
How much would AnCo stock be worth?
What would the ‘google’ of alternative stocks?
Would Am Appy stock be worth more in ‘the real stock market’ or ‘the alt stock market’?
Is now the time to buy stock in Horchata Core?
‘WTF is horchata?’
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i wouldnt, since that song was horrible.
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//////////Reply by bryon
//////////Posted October 6th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
@bull market, sounds like we need a market for publicly traded reputation.
http://www.jus.uio.no/sisu/accelerando.charles_stross/2.html#246
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//////////Reply by bull market
//////////Posted October 6th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
walloftxt.
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//////////Reply by bryon
//////////Posted October 6th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
@bull market,
citation link to charles stross’s idea of publicly traded reputation.
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//////////Reply by †®åπP
//////////Posted October 6th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
@chewed unicorns, woah, i totes get wut ur sayin
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//////////Reply by jvac
//////////Posted October 6th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
@chewed unicorns, nice
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Time to buy stock in rice milk and cinnamon.
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yeah, horchata is shit.
buy stock.
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Horchata is a drink from some latin american countries you douche bags….
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//////////Reply by deers.
//////////Posted October 6th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
@davidg, something infinitely more important than any smug reference.
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//////////Reply by Jenny Haniver
//////////Posted October 7th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
@deers., mmmmm I LOVE HORCHATA!!!! so Thirst Quenching MWAHHHHH!!!!! (Horchata
Horchata is an old-world drink that was enjoyed by the Aztecs. Today this agua fresca is served throughout Mexico, as well as in many authentic Mexican restaurants in the United States. Horchata is a cool and soothing enhancement to spicy food.
* 1 cup uncooked white rice
* 1/4 cup ground, blanched almonds or almond meal
* 1 cinnamon stick
* 6 cups water, divided
* 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
* 1/2 cup sugar
Put the rice in a blender and grind to a powder (about 2-3 minutes). You can also use a spice grinder or coffee grinder for this. Grind the mixture as smooth as possible. Combine the pulverized rice, ground almonds and cinnamon stick. Cover tightly and allow to set overnight or at least 6 hours.
Remove the cinnamon stick and place the rice mixture in the blender. Blend for 4 or 5 minutes until the mixture is smooth, powdery and no longer has a gritty texture. Add 2 cups of water, and blend again for about 15 seconds.
Strain into a pitcher through several layers of dampened cheesecloth (or a coffee filter). Do not skip this step or the drink will have a chalky taste.
Add 4 more cups water and the vanilla and sugar, stirring until the sugar dissolves. If the mixture is too thick, add some additional water. Horchata should have the consistency of milk. The drink is supposed to be sweet, so taste and add more sugar, if desired.
Cover and refrigerate. Horchata will keep several days, refrigerated. Serve it chilled in tall glasses over ice. Makes 1-1/2 quarts.)
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//////////Reply by alfredo palmero
//////////Posted October 8th, 2009 at 3:07 am
@Jenny Haniver, that is a sad excuse for horchata. horchata made with rice is like coffee made with acorns or something. feel a lil sick reading about your fakeass horchata. real horchata is made with tiger nuts (chufa).
plus you have confused “old world” and Aztecs in some way [via embarrassing US-American grasp of geography?] horchata is from Valencia in Spain, which is in Europe (”old world”). the original recipe was probably brought there by the Arabs (from middle east, invaded Spain in 711 AD, stayed for about 500 years). Spanish invaders then took their name for the drink and the recipe with them when they invaded South America (new world, conquest/ colonization starts 1492). but since chufa / tiger nuts were not available they made it with ground rice / almonds / cashews. whatever was available.
please stop spreading lame mexican substitue recipes for the real thing. thx
//////////Reply by Jenny Haniver
//////////Posted October 8th, 2009 at 4:05 am
@alfredo palmero,
It’s been made in Mexico long enough that the recipe is acceptable. I don’t know about you, but I don’t have the money to go out and buy chufa. I didn’t confuse anything. I just posted a recipe I found on a cooking website. I just thought it would be nice to share the recipe. Mexico is a fantastic country with a beautiful culture. I appreciate the historical background though, Alfredo. Do you call Halloween “All Hallows’ Eve”? Or do you just celebrate Samhainn instead? What kind of purist are you? Give the world a fucking break, you smug shit.
at some point i thought i read ‘californean’
haha
CALIFORNEAN
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//////////Reply by Bitcr
//////////Posted October 6th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
@bro tox, CaliforNeon?
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Sometimes i like them tall
Uh-huh
Sometimes i like them short
Alright
But if you got no moves,
You’ll be my last resort
Thats right
So come on boy
Let’s shake it,
Ya take me to the floor,
I’ll bite your lip & scratch your back,
I swear i’m not a whore.
Now don’t be shy i swear i don’t bite hard but i always get my fill & i am going in for the kill.
I move it, i grind it i drop it to the floor
I move it in the line, & even at the door.
Now if you see me shakin it please come get a taste
Cause you look good i want you bad ohh i want you bad.
<3 millionaires
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//////////Reply by BlipsterCambridge
//////////Posted October 7th, 2009 at 12:40 am
@DAT ASS,
Marie Needs 2 b fuckedbyme.
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jesus christ the indie horchata
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def was missing horrible nursery rhyme crap rap circa blondie ‘the rapture’
thnx carlz0rz
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this song sux
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2 little 2 late 2 care
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horchata is fucking delicious!
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horchata sux, carles’ and tao lin’s song is actually pretty good. carles, let us remix it plz. want 2 add some electro VOOM YEOP to it 4 my dj set.
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//////////Reply by Total War
//////////Posted October 6th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
@GAMMAZORD, carles’ and tao lin’s album could be a real face-melter. I felt dizzy listening to the leaked track today, in a good way. I should eat, haven’t eaten today. xoxo
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That was the worst video I’ve seen since that Bloody Beetroots with Steve Gheyoki video, which in turn was pretty much the worst shit ever.
Kinda sorta h8ing myself right now. Really should have known better than to click on that.
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2k10 isn’t here yet but it’s safe 2 say HORCHATA is not going to represent it. Vampy Wknd are only popular bc of the vampire frenzy. duh. It’s time for all ALTS to be SAVED by J/C The Indie Band.
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can’t believe i used to like uffie. she is a the epitome of narcissism.
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//////////Reply by hipster fuckoff
//////////Posted October 7th, 2009 at 8:18 am
@panda, there’s some serious irony in that comment sitting on a HRO post. and not self aware/self referencing irony either, genuine irony. this blog makes me feel slightly ill.
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//////////Reply by chrysler5thavenue
//////////Posted October 7th, 2009 at 9:50 am
@hipster fuckoff, kind of narcissistic of you to be ultimate arbiter of degree/types of irony. Ironic also. I think your illness is a manifestation of your own emotional/spiritual unrest an unaddressed anger/h8 issues.
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//////////Reply by hipster fuckoff
//////////Posted October 7th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
@chrysler5thavenue, my illness is more a manifestation of the sickening self importance of this ‘hilarious blog’. being able to recognize irony in its different forms isn’t really narcissistic. not sure what you’re going for there. psychoanalysing me, however, is
//////////Reply by chrysler5thavenue
//////////Posted October 7th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
@hipster fuckoff, what I was saying is that it’s narcissistic of you to think that you understand all the levels of irony involved. It’s kind of obvious that you don’t and it’s agitating you. The unease you feel is all your own. You should own up to it instead of blaming it on what other people write.
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//////////Reply by house dressing
//////////Posted October 7th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
@chrysler5thavenue + hipster fuckoff,
seems like you are both narcissistic….
//////////Reply by hipster fuckoff
//////////Posted October 7th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
@chrysler5thavenue, it’s not really narcissistic of me to think i understand the levels of irony in a blog post. at all. there are many things i don’t like about HRO (see irv snurdley’s spot on comment below), but i don’t think it’s an irony puzzle with loads of different layers, it’s not that well written. please don’t think i’m lashing out at HRO because I don’t get it; i used to find it quite funny, but over time it’s become apparent that really, carles is pretty self important, and his writing appeals to the people he’s attacking – a certain microcosm of people with severe status anxiety who blindly follow trends. life is too short for HRO.
//////////Reply by chrysler5thavenue
//////////Posted October 8th, 2009 at 7:59 am
@hipster fuckoff, Sorry you’re “over it”. Let me know what the current thing is that you’ve “moved on to.”
This blog appeals to me and I didn’t even know it’s trendy like you did. Just followed a link a couple of weeks ago and found it prescient. Never even listened to Animal Collective. The writing is a complex mix of reflective and reflexive thought relevant to the specific moment it’s posted, giving voice to a new way of communicating and a new way of thinking about ourselves and our culture. Sorry you’re capping your understanding of the blog at the ironic level. You’re missing the sincerity at the post-ironic level. Crles (sp?) is a writer, an artist, a linguist, a philosopher, and a Jesus-figure. I bet people screamed at Jesus “Hey, you’re self-important!” and “You’re just making fun of your followers!” Those that understand Crles (sp?) are Crles (sp?). You’re just angry that you can’t buy a t-shirt to identify yourself with it because you’ll lose your high self-esteem wearing it. Just seems like you’re jealous. That’s narcissistic. What do you have against someone else’s self-importance anyways?
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i will invest in sparkxxx 2.0
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this video is the nail in the coffin for 2k9.76
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//////////Reply by Northsidelady
//////////Posted October 7th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
@testicular dancer, haha!
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I like “Horchata.”
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//////////Reply by Burglnar
//////////Posted November 18th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
@Andrew., Kewl.. I like “Coca Cola”. Wannafightaboutit?
Also, Uffie is single-handedly the absolute worst, most tallent-devoid emcee in the history of any and all types of poetry/prose/rhyming/rap/hiphop. She needs to listen to Amanda Blank and figure out that she ain’t shit when it comes to spitting/writing/rapping/MCing/stage presence. Amanda Blank is the fucking shit (especially among white female rappers, not that it really matters except for demographic/meme significance).
‘Sound like twista
Fast as hell
Our rock will beat you know damn well
Gonna make it to the top
Spit this shit Til you drop
Down low Is where to keep it
Boy, don’t let anyone know’
WOW. Amazing. And, also, ‘fast as hell’.. Like ‘Twister’. How Busy P/Justice/Ed Banger ever let Feadz talk the label into actually RECORDING his dumb ass girlfriend make the worst rhymes in history is beyond me.. Must be the loss in translation or something. Those french electrohouse bros just loooooove their english vocals after all.. She depresses me.
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//////////Reply by Andrew.
//////////Posted November 18th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
@Burglnar, What?
P.S. – You knew that this post was from the beginning of October, right? That’s like a blog decade ago.
P.P.S. – ‘Chill.’
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//////////Reply by Burglnar
//////////Posted November 19th, 2009 at 12:50 am
@Andrew., well thanks for making your second post that is of zero consequence. I’m sorry that you feel that a post you made a month ago is no longer relevant in the ‘blogosphere’ or whatever you crazy rascals are calling it these days on the webz3.0z. I only chose your post because I was sick of scrolling down and all I really wanted to do was express my opinion of Uffie’s skillz, or lack there of.. I apologize for ‘blowing your buzz’ bro, it really had nothing at all to do with you. Guess I should queue up the Chillwavez and ‘mellow out’. I never expected a retort but thanks for playing anyway! I’m gonna go ‘chillout’ now, Brovah. Peace in the Middle East..
Guess that baby in her belly made her realize soon her kewt little self won’t be marketable, so she finally got her shit together. She may be old news, but I’d definitely still pop the glock.
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//////////Reply by Burglnar
//////////Posted November 18th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
@remixes are better, Eww. Uffie is gross and has gross/mishaped tits/nipples. Not to mention everything i said above..
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lmao uffie
lmao millionares
lmao women trying to find meaning in something other than makin babies
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//////////Reply by BlipsterCambridge
//////////Posted October 7th, 2009 at 12:43 am
@octopus magic,
They need to make me more sandwiches.
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//////////Reply by daffy
//////////Posted October 7th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
@octopus magic, so, would you say that attractive to passable females are ‘useless whores’ and that unattractive females would be ‘useless whores’ if they were more attractive?
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Not ALL California girls are like those played out Peaches wanna-be’s. You are right, that female, electro, “shock”, sex shtick was lame in 2003 in my opinion. Anyway my fiancé is from Southern California and she is about as far from that as you can get. She’d rather watch Darkwing Duck or read a book than to listen to that garbage. She is very far from “alt” or “hipster” but that is why I love her. As a matter of fact, all of the “alt/hip” girls I have dated that fit this Peaches/party/tattooed/rocker girl mold were really just cold, brain-dead, vacuous bitches. What guy would want to marry a girl like that anyway? Maybe I am just reflecting my age (I’m 32, she is 24) but the image those girls are promoting does in fact tell the world “I am a floozy.” Spot on Carles, spot on.
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//////////Reply by no fish today
//////////Posted October 6th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
@Lord B, she’s probly banging indy bros behind your back
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//////////Reply by Lord B
//////////Posted October 6th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
@no fish today, Nah, not likely.
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//////////Reply by pseudononymous free
//////////Posted October 6th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
@Lord B, IDK man i like bitches that are DTF, theyre fun and they never trip if you dont call’m n shit.
Seems like ev’one is too poor to partie now a days so peeps started lstening to chill ass music. Which is all good considering that new AIDS vaccine is out n ev’one is gonna b effing like rabbits
or maybs the partie scene will blow up again
Good come up on the young broad tho!
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//////////Reply by Lord B
//////////Posted October 6th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
@pseudononymous free, Ha! Thanks. By the way DTF chicks ARE very fun and I have definitely had my share in my day but when you hit your 30’s and gain some perspective about your mortality, you want a lot more. That and the film Alfie…the old Michael Caine version…”piece of mind”.
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//////////Reply by †®åπP
//////////Posted October 6th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
@Lord B, dad? omg ur embarrassing me in front of my friendz gtfo!
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//////////Reply by Lord B
//////////Posted October 6th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
@†®åπP, Don’t worry you whippersnapper, you’ll be “old” like me one day!
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//////////Reply by john
//////////Posted October 6th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
@Lord B, you dont belong on this blog, please get the fuck off.
//////////Reply by Jenny Haniver
//////////Posted October 7th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
@Lord B, YES!!!! I like this.
//////////Reply by BlipsterCambridge
//////////Posted October 7th, 2009 at 12:47 am
@†®åπP,
Your dad messes with them dtf chicks,…he’s a pretty cool bro/dad.
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//////////Reply by Jenny Haniver
//////////Posted October 7th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
@BlipsterCambridge, Lord B is the man! I bet he has a bigger dick than john!
//////////Reply by HEALTHYBRO
//////////Posted October 8th, 2009 at 4:57 am
@BlipsterCambridge, i think you you were looking for the rolling stones blog.
//////////Reply by CougarBabyFriend
//////////Posted October 8th, 2009 at 11:32 am
@Lord B,
Big fan of your actual point here but what do you think your 24 yr old wife will want when she hits her 30’s and gains “some perspective”? A 40 yr old you? or a 24 yr old bro? wups.
p.s. really hope its You.
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whoa, just LOLLD soo hard at your ‘new single’!
way to go jesus christ. nuthin to do but go back to my catholic roots. mom will be so proud. i will show her this song. it will be so epic.
also carles, i have a diagnosed personality disorder, and it’s never given me reason to forgive anyone for anything.
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yesterday was chill, got two new digi DLs… i’m diggin both that chatski and the JC.
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fucking hate uffie ugh
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AnCo stock = evergreen
VampWeekend stock = buy
Uffie stock = sell
Aoki stock = sell
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//////////Reply by BlipsterCambridge
//////////Posted October 7th, 2009 at 12:52 am
@nerdAlt,
AmAppy stock= Platinum
Grizzbear stock= Buy
Justice stock= Buy
Kings of Leon stock=???
Washed out stock=Buy
HRO stock= Sell
Me n U we can strt this stock mrkt, we’ll be rich.
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i am in the bg / worked on the video / in the credits as “script supervisor”
feel cool
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death vessel – deep in the horchata
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yo altbros, I would tell that bitch her horrible music was good to get a slice of that herpes pie – it always worked back at the frat at asu am i right?
lying to chixz is the best evar
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//////////Reply by Jenny Haniver
//////////Posted October 7th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
@pnv, FUCK Arizona State University
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i listened to half of the new vampire weekend song and felt really bad
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The Vampire Weekend “I Think Ur A Contra” meme should be called the “I think you’re a pretentious Ivy League brat who did study-abroad in Latin America last summer and now thinks it’s hip to use titles like ‘Horchata’ and ‘Contra’, having already moved on from your fickle infatuation with faux-African/Congolese themes on the last album because you’re a spoiled third world tourist in a group dubbed the ‘Whitest Band’ by Stuff White People Like.”
PS: A-Punk sucks.
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//////////Reply by the fink
//////////Posted October 6th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
@anonybro, chillbro.
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//////////Reply by angry-alt
//////////Posted October 6th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
@anonybro, yeah, those fucking assholes.
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//////////Reply by HEALTHYBRO
//////////Posted October 8th, 2009 at 4:58 am
@angry-alt, shit just got ‘mad real’
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hey guys look a lil plastic castle!
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orange bang > horchata
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Uffie the VampyWeekend slayer.
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//////////Reply by generk witty cmmnt
//////////Posted October 6th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
@vampybro,
yes.
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I love horchata, best Mexican drink
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//////////Reply by i digress
//////////Posted October 7th, 2009 at 9:12 am
@May, well its up there but i would say that jarritos give you a wider variety of flavors to choose from
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//////////Reply by May
//////////Posted October 7th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
@i digress, sure, if you’re into mainstream drinks
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love uffie
i know her irl, like bffs
we sometimes read hro together
this will upset her lol
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Whorechata (Uffie remix)
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//////////Reply by hikikomori.
//////////Posted October 8th, 2009 at 9:56 am
@zxcvb, that’s hilarious. maybe they could try to get that for the b-side on the 7″.
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okay, does ‘any1′ here want to fuck?
this is not a metaphor or a meme just need 2 get my dick ‘in some hot lil cunt’
ps: buy my cd its about sex, makes girls wettr than the amazon
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i want to ‘poop on’ the past 4/next 3 years of alt-humanity.
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miss u pre-chubbie/fluffie/preggie uffie.
feel like i cant take u srs anymore cuz i dont want to ‘fuck the shit out of u and listen 2 bangers.’
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CRLS, you’ve done it! Your personal brand has completely infected tweens/teens and shitloads of other people who are entrely too scared to think for themselves. Through twitter or browsing through different commenters website links, it’s quite disturbing how many people just ‘wrap’ random quotations around random words and are totally fooled that they are ‘authentic’ and ’speaking with their own tongue’. gotta give you kudos though, bro. you’ve got a niche. i mean it’s a niche in taking advantage of easily impressionable people (craaazy challenge, dude!) and you’ve got that shit on lock! on a par w/ paris hilton? nah, this is too hot for that shit. good thing is, that was a phase too. what is the lifespan of HRO? How long will it take for people to realize that HRO is just a ton of recycled content with different titles? How long can you polish a piece of shit? How does it feel to slip the world a mickey? Not doubting your intellect, bro, but isn’t your message contradictory? People are convinced that they’re thinking alt, but they’re really thinking the same as you. Such charisma! Pretty fucking disgusting. Just sayin’. Keep up the good work
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//////////Reply by nerdAlt
//////////Posted October 7th, 2009 at 7:11 am
@irv snurdley,
I ‘agree’
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//////////Reply by chrysler5thavenue
//////////Posted October 7th, 2009 at 9:58 am
@irv snurdley, u r smart 2 see thru all that.
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//////////Reply by dee
//////////Posted October 7th, 2009 at 10:08 am
@irv snurdley, thinking too much abt HRO is so over
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//////////Reply by daffy
//////////Posted October 7th, 2009 at 11:48 am
@irv snurdley, could this be ‘mark hunter’ or ‘the uffie boyfriend’ ‘?’
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//////////Reply by Jenny Haniver
//////////Posted October 7th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
@irv snurdley, I just comment on things having to do with food. But yeah, you’re right. I don’t know if Chuck is ever going to do anything with substance. And, No (having a book published and sold at AA or Hot Topic or whatever is not an accomplishment)
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//////////Reply by chrysler5thavenue
//////////Posted October 7th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
@Jenny Haniver, ur funny
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//////////Reply by the fink
//////////Posted October 8th, 2009 at 10:37 am
@irv snurdley, maybe invest in some ‘chill pills’ (via ludes)
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//////////Reply by wittynselfaware
//////////Posted October 8th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
@irv snurdley,
You are correct, but you are also getting mad about the nature of this demographic. Hipsters are consumers just like everyone else, except most of them are white protestants with plenty of money for decadent things. They are spending money, and that makes capitalism work. So they can’t be faulted for valuing objects in the same way that a ‘corner ‘nigger” does, as that has become the hallmark of North American living.
durr
This blag needs to be assessed at face value.
Just assume this gai reads Doug Coupland then rewrites a few pages and adds ‘cultural’ ‘relevance’
And
@the fink
u r a fagg0t. ‘ludes haven’t been produced in over 20 yrs. stop making pop culture refs u don’t understand.
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//////////Reply by wittynselfaware
//////////Posted October 8th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
@wittynselfaware
I forgot to bridge the gap between groupthink, viral marketing and the future of consumerism, but crls has written extensively about it alrdy
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i eat horchata with a spork.
and ya, i’ll take “justify my love” (JC the indieband remix) over that gap commercial for lenny justIPS any day.
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if u can unironically listen to The Hustle then everything in life will be ok.
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Vampire Weekend ruined horchata (the drink) for me…ahaha jkjk but my mom makes some bomb ass horchata!
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Horchata is yummy :]
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horchata is the best drink in the world and all you bitches need to recognize
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100th comment, uffie is well ghey
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Horchata was just a very mediocre song I thought. Wish they would leak something worth listening to.
http://appreciate.tumblr.com/
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