Yall might know Kria Brekkan as the wife of popular 2k9 buzzband 'the Animal Collective', more specifically, the band member Avey 'David Portner' Tare. She has apparently already created tons of music on her own, as well as with the popular Icelandic runoff band "múm." [via the post-Bjork+SigurRos era]. (not sure if Iceland still has a thriving creative economy now that their 'financial/real' economy is 'in the shitter')
I recently saw Kria Tare-Brekkan's new LP cover, and wondered what it was all about. Appears to be a concept album based on the popular female topic of fluid in the uterus.
Felt confused, since I am a bro, and from what I understand, I don't even have a uterus. It seems like it might be an indie album directed towards 'the female demographic', perhaps ages 25-45. Sorta like the popular television series 'Sex and the City.' For those of yall who didn't take sex-ed [via conservative private education/middle-american public school], here is where the uterus is located.
Went ahead and did some research to attempt to find out 'why a woman would have water in her uterus.'
Feel worried. Thought uterus water might mean that 'life' was being cultivated, but it seems like it might be a legitimate health concern. Maybe this is going to be a 'dark' female album, as opposed to the light-hearted conceptual fluff that tons of female indie artists 'put out.' Seems like we are growing up, and the music 'we' listen to has tons of 'adult themes'? Maybe life isn't about 'partying'/'being free' in 2k10... Just want to be involved in a conceptual union with a human who I love.
Do u think people will take me seriously as an AnCo fan if I 'overcompensate' with interest in an AnCo auxilary band/wife?
Is Uterus Water the new 'Horchata'?
///what fluid will be 'big in 2k10'?
Comments
first
@datkidd, HAHAHA!! So F-in true!
What about water running out of a tap? OR air in the trees? What happened to guitars and distortion anymore?
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damn i wanted first
third i think, ossum
:(
h8 bitches who marry legitimately talented artists and then ruin them [via putting out shitty feminist propaganda/art [subvia yoko]]
@Z, subvia lol. classic comment.
@d, because only males can be legit. misogynist? do you know what that means hipster baby?
@ahh, lol i'm trolling HRO
@ahh, fuck you, ahh.
@ahh, Didn't say the artists said bitches were marrying were men. Actually, since they're feminists, there's a good chance a large number of them are lesbians. Now, 'misogyny'... is that anything like 'misandry'?
hope pbr will still be big in 2k10
@chillbro6, h o r n i t o s
///what fluid will be ‘big in 2k10′?
J000000000000000000000ZE
@Gregg G.,
that shit get yo dick wet
@Y,
*dat
@Y, Jewzz is 4 fggts...4loko makes a snatch moist
@Gregg G., joose is the new grey goose.
@via 1898, you drink joose like it's grey goose?
i wanna meet you.
@Gregg G., joose was the hit last year. time to find the new beverage at the cutting edge of energy dranks
FIF/davechapelle
uterus water is
the new ade of gatorz
@Y, more like the new alt vitamin water
uterus water, the bodily choice yo
@peepshow,
ahh yea
id lub ta pour dat down some sluts throat
along wif seamen
@peepshow,
fuck vitamins
@peyote, sperm/cum has vitamins in it.
@peyote, cum/sperm haz vitaminz in it.
Will not listen, mostly because its a gurl, also mostly because the title is super gross.
@Alex - Come to terms with Uterus Wave being the new Chill Wave.
@Air Biscuits & Gray, i will never conform. Get used to the fact that sum ppl 'have morals' when it cums to the type of music that they listen 2. Come 2 terms with Uterus Wave being the new Chill Wave--for unchill pplz.
Where's the post covering the Bro-Mecca of Dubstep?
@HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK, yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
more dubstep coverage plz
@HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK,
honestly, not too into dubstep
bought the caspa+rusko fabric mix tho
still feels like the juggalo music of technobros
what am i missing
@aw, fukk, dubstep was kewl back in 92 now its just ghey like the rest of tecbro i hear the poles play that shit in they seabrings
think the top photo might be a 'photoshop disaster' [popular meme]
@hunter, think u don't know what ur talking abt/'trying 2 hard'
"Is Uterus Water the new ‘Horchata‘?"
honestly wnated VW to be a maltstream band i still like but that shit sucks
can someone actually tell me when this LP is coming out
@wait, no.
@jessica, :(
i think that the biggest fluid will be "franzia," boxed wine,
of course.
@brittany, hopefully in 2k10 alts will be 'drinkin till the franzia is gonzia'
<3 u carles ;)
strongpost
I am glad that I am not a 60 year old woman with a big uterus with water in it
or am I?
múms & uteruses bro
shits freudian
She is [not] 'fucking pregnant...'
This made me laugh. :D Loved the comment's crls.
HRO put hornitos in my uterus
"If it wasn't for them damn Jews runnin' the Federal Reserve, we wouldn't have had the farm repossessed."
"It didn't help that you planted the corn crop in January, hunny".
broad is going for the classic zooey deschanelly [[aka worst actress ever]] look. perhaps they are sisters. hopes AnCo doesnt go the way of death cabby {{aka edward cullen's backup dancers}}
@Ria, lol so hard to this comment!!! So true though. God stupid movie taking the good bands and throwing them in the shitter!
Uterus Wave is the genre name you are looking for.
@Air Biscuits & Gray, i think uteral wavez sounds better.
is uterus water the new hornitos? is hro an alt tabloid now? is rootbeer the new ginger ale?
yall alts and ur buzzbandz lol
think that uterus water should be bottled [via capitalist factories] to reach a larger market. feel like its too 'exclusive' to survive
yall said 'more kuet bewbs' and yall give us a water filled uterus wtf carles
i was born without a uterus. meyer-rotitansky-kuster-hauser syndrome. wikipedia that shit, i have it.
LACK OF UTERUS = SOOO ALT
@yea, damn will u install 1 ever???
@b4hc, hell nah. it's not what makes you a woman. that's more up to the ovaries/whoremones.
Wanna 'avey tare' into Kria's uterus
wish i had a cute alt girl to 'fall in love' and not 'feel lonely'
not even funny how 'overrated' panda bear is. sure he's an amazing beat maker/artist with a nice voice but his solo limp-noodling around is heck boring without Avey screamoting all over it.
Avey
@cobones, whoops meanto capitalize Panda Bear as well as avey, my point is they are somewhat equal in fact i think Geologist pushed them away from 'bland-folk' to the water curses elecpsych shii.
they're getting divorced...and Dave is dating Angel from Dirty Projectors.
i met her (angela)
i met her (angela) once!
damn, kria. you fucked up.
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