Does n e 1 know a good alternative to 'serving turkey' on Thnxgvng?


As yall know, I am a vegan/vegetarian. I am looking for a good alternative for 'serving turkey' on Thanksgiving. I wasn't able to make it home for this Thanksgiving, but fortunately, there's a few people staying behind in our dorm. Hopefully we can come together as a community to create a memorable experience. Even though the food might not be the best in the world, maybe we should be thankful for all of the options we have to eat in America/the World.

Do u know any good alternatives to 'turkey' on Thanksgiving?

Kashi frozen pizza?

Snackwell's Devil's Food?

Hummus?

Miscellaneous biscuits + cinnamon rolls [via cans]?

7 layer Mexi Dip?

Chili's Babyback ribs?

CLIF bars?

Soft Pretzels?

Guacky?

Taking my family on an annual trip to Golden Corral 4 authentic buffet style slop dining?

Couple bags of Pirate's booty?

Peanut Butter Cup milkshake?

Chex mix sweet and salty?

Zany dorito flavors?

A bento box?

Some tubes of gogurt?

a kid-sized serving of fun?

A duck marinated in Sparks?

turkey with PBR sauce?

Yall...
what should I buy to celebrate an alternative thnxgvng?

R u having a mnstrm thnxgvng or an alt 1?