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Flag burning alts,
What are you trying to prove?
Burning Old Glory over your coal-powered BBQ pit
If only u knew how beautiful our great country was
If only u knew abt those men who died 4 u in wars
If only u remembered what they taught u in American History (X)
Many Americans have 'come 2gether as 1', uniting around our coloured President's 1st year in office
but others still continue to rebel
continue to laugh with their bros
as 50 stars & 50 stripes burn {like a candle in the wind [via Eltons Johnson]}
If only BBQ pits were 'regulated'
and we could ensure that humans only burned animal-based foods on them
I can imagine how America feels, since Carles was once the victim of a metaphorical product burning.
Shame on any alt who BBQs the American flag
Shame on any alt who burns a war movie, such as 'Platoon', 'Saving Private Ryan', or 'In the Army Now.'
Shame on any alt who thinks that this is good for 'our scene.'
////worried about the 'national media' writing a piece about how 'hipsters hate america and have flag burning parties'
Wonder if it is still 'alt' 2 h8 America, or if it is chill to <3 America.
Felt confused after I some of my high school ex-bros etched a swastika on a local golf course, mashed up with Obama.
Might open up an online tshirt boutique, kinda like how people can <3 NY.
Might get buzzed and watch a zany comedy about 3 Americans who enlist, get deployed 2 Iraq, but accidentally end up in Mexico and think that the 'fucking beaners' are the 'Iraqi Savages.'
God Bless America
Support our Troops
(Sorta missin George W. Bush. Worried Obama wasn't the right man 4 the job.)
Remember the time those alts dressed up as 'the twin towers' [via 9-11]?
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/09/seen-any-possibly-inappropriate-costumes-lately.html
Hope this isn't a metaphor.
(worried that the PBR brand will get tied to this scandal)
Comments
first?
@dayum, aw yah
@dayum, using this so people will actually read my post.
The swastika is representing good, and the right path towards god. They failed.
@doororps, While you may be technically right about the swastika's original meaning, once a symbol is adopted by a megalomaniacal, genocidal maniac who tries (in vain, I may add) to physically force the rest of the world into believing the same, bigoted, single-minded rhetoric spewed from 'Mein Kampf', it has a slightly different implied significance. Not to take away from how they 'failed', they certainly did, I'm just sick of being reminded of just how far we (as a nation) have to go to real 'freedom and equality for every man'. It ain't 'kewl to BBQ fLaGzzzzz' when you have family and friends fighting for our daily comforts (and our right to read/ create 'culturally relevant blogz' for that matter). Flag burning is teh LAMEzzzzz.
@Matty, WHY YA'LL TALKIN BOUT SWASTIKAS WHEN WE GOT SASHY GREY JOOOOOZED A LA NABAKOV CREAM FACTORY.
@Matty, the american flag merely represents the false image of a world still defined by sovereign nations. we need one flag representing the reality of our "global feudalism" so that i may burn it and create a meme.
@Matty, they made the swastica go in the wrong direction, which is a symbol of peace and is still found all over india on temples
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WHAT WILL WHITE PEOPLE DO NEXT!?!???!
@pedro, pedro alberto salazar?
@pedro, burn more shit. srlsy tho, that guy burning the carles t-shirt is ghey, way to give some one you despise $30 u tolerant bastard
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carl, less ads please! im trying to enjoy your job when out of nowhere comes some mexican beer bottles or something! what the hell. get it together. i like wikipedia's slogan 'knowledge forever, ad-free forever, wikipedia forever.' its nice
@cnt we all b friends,
public interest isn't alt
@yessum, yes they are. and ads are mainstream.
@cnt we all b friends,
if that was true, sum1 shoulda given me a ride home from st.vincent's concert
@cnt we all b friends, no1 cares about ur stupid li'l 'St Vincent' show, thats what taxis r 4
@cnt we all b friends,
:O
@cnt we all b friends, xD
@yessum, Install an adblocker and shut your trap.
@Shiho,
this is such a bad post i don't even know where to begin
@cnt we all b friends, *blog not job, xP
Hating America is soo 2k0 to 2k8
via dick and bush
carles i support ur adds as long as it enables you to 'go fucking crazy' at amappy.
has anyone ever read/burned the Declaration of Indiependence?
'jesus christ'. just drank an entire bttl of hornitos. thnkfl 4 tequila ads + deaths within the juggalo community this thnxgvng.
@flowers4alger-anon, ps. i totes 'swatika' obama 2!!!!!11
damn carles how'd you find that pic of me and my bros?
Disapprove of burning the American flag. Totally disrespectful and "stupid".
Am ashamed to have PBR associated with this picture. Even more ashamed that these people can potentially vote in any given election (given the fact that they don't think voting is "stupid").
Vote that we send them to live on Mercury. So they can burn up themselves. Will petition to coin the phrase
'redneckster' via that nothing they stand for even remotely resembles irony; rather crass ignorance and blissful drunken smarm.
@bettyannfromjapan, it's not their fault, they just listened to too many vhs or beta remixes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5CE3lBnUqI&feature=related
beginning to "authentically" hate our generation.
want to smack orange-trucker-glasses bro in face/
make him work for the military/
make him get a job and shoes that require being tied/
cram hot BBQ coals up his elitist arse
@bettyannfromjapan,
*** my "b". his shoes are tied. (only redeeming quality)
@bettyannfromjapan, 'sacred' is not alt. Can't we all just stop pretending we have feelings and just burn everything?
@jjj, we'll start w/ you, if you like
@bettyannfromjapan, Just relaying how I perceive those in discussion truly feel [via sarcasm]. It's kind of a theme for this blog.
@bettyannfromjapan, yeah, pretty much.
its like beavis and brohead are alt for the 2k+ generation
Just curious when my IAMCARLES shirt will arrive. Feel very 'unsatisfied' by this online transaction. Any other international buyers [via Canada] want to weigh in on the wait time?
@Joshbro, just trying 2 express myself by burning "the mapled flag" [via Canada]. doesn't feel authentic as an alt-burn. rlly srry ur "bi/curious" and maybe "very fucking unsatisfied" w/ something.
TEXAS
@cooterbear, represent
@cooterbear, Damn Straight
saw this guy burning 1$ bills at an outdoor wedding and it was the funniest thing evr looll burnning munny
christmas ale \m/
Joose = new Sparks?
@john anybro, 4 loko is the new sparks 12% not pussy 9%
@Al X,
I had some 4 Loko recently and it tasted really gross. Has too WAYYYYY much sugar (high fructose corn syrup). I couldn't finish all of it (until the next night).
@Al X, Amen Brah
@john anybro, Joose = new Grey Goose
blame it on the joose
ZOMG. FEEL LIKE AN INFAMOUS HALF-CELEB. i know those bros, we chill @ the same dive bars and shit.
have never burned a flag with them though. 'damn,' diego. thought with that pbr in hand and the slogan u kno so well [it'll b honest, it'll b tru, & it'll always b red white n blue] u would never treat amurica this way.
i feel like burning the american flag is okay if you are an american. feel like it's our right, and we fight for the freedom to do shit like that. feel like burning the am. flag is more rebelling against the 'ideals' than the 'nation'. i love america, but i would gladly burn a flag b/c it is something ppl get mad about 4 no truly good reason. also, getting offended is 4 pussies.
@Anna, Wht if im not an american and i burn it? Bitch
@PPPnis,
p sure it's okay for everyone to burn ol glory
go go go 4 it
@bloopie, I brrnt mine and yours together! 'twas like thy were merging
can we merge?
@Anna,
Feel like burning a flag to make 'ignorant' people angry is inherently dumber than being those ignorant people.
@d00dz, feel like calling somebody ignorant is ignorant 2. diff. opinions don't make some1 ignorant.
Isn't the video-bro aware that all hro is satirical ?
Is This Really What You Want is satire.
T/F
@spagett, does video-bro believe carles actually is the hro or is videobro satirizing carles? he seems to know the future
Are u sure they are authentic alts? To me they look kind of like maltstreamers/'f*ckin pseudo hipsters' ('zany orange glasses' bro is 'definitely' more pseud than authentic alt).
@HeyThatsMyShoe, lol, you dont now who ’zany orange glasses’ bro is right?
@DFTHtto,
No I don't know who the zany bro is. Uh, just a bro in the universe doin' a bit of drinkin' and rollin' up his jeans and 'having a giggle' with his brosefs?
kinda feel like these bros are trailer-park-alts, not true alts or alt-bros. does that make their drinking of pbr only semi-ironic, not ironic at all or even more ironic than true alts?
feel scared that joose might also be caught in the controversy. deconstructionism, bro. 1st time seeing the ads. hornitos is now a meme.
@via 1988,
Hornitos makes u do crazie things that u wouldn't otherwise have the confidence 2 do, like running thru sprinklers and/or burning American flags.
@possum, it is so alt to "do zany things u otherwise wouldn't" when ur "hammered on energy laced booze"
@via 1988,
srsly, w/ alc u can do n e thing that would otherwise devalue ur brand like "hugging ur bros" cuz as long as ur on something premium like Popov or Hornytoads then u can always be like "yo i'm just Mischieving!"
@possum, gonna go 'shotgun' a few natty lites n and carv 'memory tapes 4 lyfe' into the local urban college's student center bathroom stall
yall, i was making human bone jewelry in like pre-2k. soo ahead of my time.
No worries cause the flag was made in China, just like all the rest of our stuff.
Lame.
Once had a college bro who was into burning old glory back in his high school dayz (Bush 2.0 era). Somebody filmed while he burnt the flag n danced around to "Disco Inferno" in combat boots and then he submitted it for a grade in sum class. Just seems like a more authentic way to burn a flag yall.
I am Carles
are they juggalobrahs/trailerparkbrus????!!!!!
are they gonna be sent to guantanamix bay???!!!
are they gonna go on the no flight [facilities] list????!!!!
are they gonna replace lou dobbs????!!!!
are you still hiring crls??/!!!
I need a job :(
thought p4k gave barry obam a 8.2 (via best new prez). thought it was kewl to <3 america again. s0 confused.
~~~~nvr forget the electro warz~~~~
'this is what's gonna happen to your fan base, carles'
-i am carles shirt burning bro 2k9
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