Carles has received tons of feedback after posting a picture of this broad dressed as ‘an X’/'the XX’ for Halloween. She seems free spirited and enigmatic, the kind of woman who you’d love to ‘own as a sexual object’ but potentially ‘take her home to meet your mother.’ So many bros have sent me emails, tweets, and comments, asking ‘Carles…whats her deal? I really wanna get to know her as a person.’
It seems like every bro wanted to be dryhumping bro. Sorta like a male figure who ’she belonged to’, both physically and emotionally.
I decided to ‘dig a little bit deeper’ [via journalism] and found a video of her ‘nipslipping around’ on stage while the popular bloghouse banger DJ duo ‘Crookers’ played. She seems fun, like an ‘exhibitionist.’
Really missing 2k6.5 right now. I feel like this woman is the last memory I will have of ‘electro culture.’ She is sorta like the final ‘candle in the wind’ of the spirit of electro.
Really miss the days when it was authentic to ‘flash ur titties all over the place.’ Miss u electro era. Feel like I wrote this post with the now defunct 2k7 Carles voice.
Do yall miss the electro era?
Will California always have a relevant electro scene?
Have u ever seen titties flash at an AnCo show?
Does the XX broad have the perfect alternative breasts?
Do u think this woman is a ’safety hazard’ and could potentially be ‘groped to death‘ if the bangers were hard enough?
R u an ‘exhibitionist’?
Do u remember the search 4 the perfect alternative breasts?
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/tag/perfect-alternative-breasts
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first yay
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//////////Reply by spad thatchy
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
oh man bro i rlly think this is a sign that wwe should bring back the altiest tits search. rmbr when hro was just a bunch of dudes looking for alt tits? yeahhh
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let the whild rumpus begin
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//////////Reply by Max
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
@Bro, yay!
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//////////Reply by lolz
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
@Bro, lolololz!!
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I was at that show, and actually thought she was a gogo dancer >.<
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//////////Reply by fullscale008
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
@May, One of the Seven Wet Wonders of the Worlds
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//////////Reply by fullscale008
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
@May, one of the 7 wet wonders of the world
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i would have been first if hornitos didnt get in my fucking way. ELECTRO SHOULD JUST DIE ALREADY.
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//////////Reply by spad thatchy
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
@tonka,
yo bro we all know electro died when LA GRÈVE GÉNÉRALE came out w/ the “Blog House is Dead mix” back a million blog years ago in ‘07. where have u been? its like totally retro to be into contemp. electronic music. and we all know being retro is 4 those indie fags.
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//////////Reply by tonka
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
@spad thatchy, brooo, i dont know what the hell you are ranting about. all i know is that within electronic music umbrella genre, there are way better sub genres out there. im tired of seeing all these electropop/rock/clash acts coming out. too much shit that sounds like the next act to the right. the idea of being hip/alt/contemp doesnt apply if all the acts sound manufactured, bro.
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//////////Reply by spad thatchy
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
@tonka,
i c what u r sayn bro but just cuz it comes out doesn’t mean it isn’t dead bro. Like i bet elvis or country music or like the spice girls all still exist /somewhere/ bro but we all know that shits in the grave rite bro?
***thx for the semi***
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Great follow up piece, Carles, excellent journalism skills bro, I’m proud of you.
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//////////Reply by Nick
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
@Perpetual Teen, http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/11/what-were-the-best-halloween-costumes-of-2k9.html#comment-75450
You’re welcome.
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the california elect
needs to go back to mexico/africa
:]]
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moar brawd shots
http://ronysphotobooth.com/hardsnaps2.html
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//////////Reply by d00dz
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
@trendwhore, I can’t fap to this.
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dman bro. just want 2 fucking dance now [via inside that girl's vagina].
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//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
@flowers4alger-anon, ‘damn’. bro.
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too bad she has a muppet face
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//////////Reply by chan
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
@no fish today, ya rlly
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What are some examples of authentically alt colleges? Is it ‘authentic’ to go to an ivy league school/stanford/duke/georgetown? Is it possible to be ‘authentic’ if you attend a ‘fucking community college’?
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//////////Reply by lolz
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
@IvyLeagueFratstar,
SUNY PURCHASE.
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//////////Reply by Orange Jews
//////////Posted November 7th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
@lolz,
westchester, ahahahaha
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//////////Reply by yea
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
@IvyLeagueFratstar, its not authentic to go to college :P im not authentic cus i go to state school in SF
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Take a hike Flowers For Algernon! I’m ’sick of your shit’
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//////////Reply by 1000freeipods
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
@BARAK Z., leave him alone. we don’t need ur forum bullying.
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//////////Reply by BARAK Z.
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
@1000freeipods, Ohh, I was just kiddin’ anyway.
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//////////Reply by Chris Crocker
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
@1000freeipods, LEAVE him ALONE!!!!!!!!!! :’C
and how dare anyone out there make fun of him!
After all he’s been through! He lost his aunt! Went through a divorce! He had two fucking kids alright?!? :’C
He’s a human!!!!!!!!!!!!
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//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
@Chris Crocker, r we human or r we cmmters
//////////Reply by Kanye West
//////////Posted November 6th, 2009 at 7:01 am
@aw, fukk, Yo aw fukk. I’m really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but Chris Crocker’s meme comment was the best of all time, of all time!!
Owl City PWND
I agree with the Pitchforks, but I think it deserved a 0.5308 not a 1.0
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//////////Reply by BARAK Z.
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
@oooooooooooooooooooo, haha when I heard that song, I thought to myself, ‘this MIGHT BE, the worst song I’ve ever heard.” honestly.
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//////////Reply by brobro
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
@oooooooooooooooooooo, Read that review. They are ‘from my home state’ & i still h8 them. Wouldn’t be as harsh as you tho, would have given a 0.54227
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Hawt.
Electro is dead; Long live electro!
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Has Dos Equis ‘bought her’ yet?
I think she’d make an ‘epic furniture piece’ 4 the world’s most interesting man (via Klockwerk Oranj)
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What a classy lady.
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That video was awful.- Feel so embarrassed for her.
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This poor woman is the reason of the decline of our civilisation.
I wore BR00TAL CORPSEPAINT for Halloween to express my sadness that it is no longer an initiation ritual, but has become a silly party for children and posers who don’t really know what Halloween is really all about: to make the guardians of HELVETE believe they are dead and to make them let the living gain access to in the realms of the DEAD.
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//////////Reply by SoBroUdontEvenKnow
//////////Posted November 6th, 2009 at 2:04 am
@VARG, whoa, bro. are you a juggalo or ’sum shit’?
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//////////Reply by ReaperBro
//////////Posted November 6th, 2009 at 11:41 am
@VARG,
the real decline of civilization is that even with modern technology like spell check built into internet applications now days, people are still fucking illiterate.
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//////////Reply by preggers bro
//////////Posted November 7th, 2009 at 5:42 am
@ReaperBro, OWNED
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her nipples are very nice
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//////////Reply by Stella Dancerella
//////////Posted November 11th, 2009 at 1:17 am
@anonymous, lolz
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Wish I was one of those dryhumping bros. Wish electro hadn’t become mnstrm.
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//////////Reply by sperry
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
@funky_rutabaga, Hi, i’m rutabaga i’m a fucking hipster who listens to a suburban chinky.
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AMANDA BYNES WAS AT HARD!?!
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carles, you are the best e-stalker ever!
nice alt tits, wish this broad would have more naked pics online so i could masturbate to them.
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//////////Reply by HJ
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
@jc, u read my mind
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//////////Reply by Nick
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
@jc, ask and you shall receive.
http://ronysphotobooth.com/hardsnaps2.html#25
http://ronysphotobooth.com/hardsnaps2.html#31
http://ronysphotobooth.com/hardsnaps2.html#32
http://ronysphotobooth.com/hardsnaps2.html#24 [partial vag]
http://ronysphotobooth.com/hardsnaps2.html#28
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//////////Reply by Nick
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
@jc, be sure to clean up after yourself.
http://ronysphotobooth.com/hardsnaps2.html#32
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//////////Reply by Nick
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
@jc, http://ronysphotobooth.com/hardsnaps2.html#31
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//////////Reply by Nick
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
@jc, http://ronysphotobooth.com/hardsnaps2.html#24
//////POSSIBLE LABIAL EXPOSURE/////
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//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
@Nick, r those giant ‘lucky purple rabbits foot’ shoes
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//////////Reply by Nick
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
@jc, also, here’s her ’slut face’. feel free to photoshop this onto all other pictures before engaging in fapular activity.
http://ronysphotobooth.com/hardsnaps2.html#92
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//////////Reply by jc
//////////Posted November 6th, 2009 at 2:14 am
@Nick, OH BOY
THX UR A REAL BRO
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i feel like she is ‘gaining acceptance 4 our bodies’ [via being a meme] becuz even tho showing ur titties is ‘fukn illegal’ she is ‘2 hott 2 arrest’. but at the same time she is ‘diminishing her brand appeal’ becuz in 2kXX every1 will have titties out so she wont b speshal.
or maybe shes ‘just sum slut’ who cant ‘keep it in her shirt’ & iz lookn 4 attn becuz she was born prettier than othr grrlz. probz wuld be phun to ‘hit it & quit it’ becuz her act wuld get ‘fukn old’ after 2+ months.
eithr way i came in my pants twice thx 2 dis broad.
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Carles,
We need to talk. This is inappropriate what if your sister saw? Grandma and your Aunt Kerrie already did. Your cousin got grounded, you don’t need to “blog” about it. Please call me or we will have to re-evaluate that credit card we got you.
Love,
Mom and Dad
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//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
@Mom, dont take away carles’ credit card!! he needs it to make down-payments on sweet ‘raw’ merch to alter and sell 2 us!!
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MY PHONE HAS BEEN DEAD ALL FUCKING DAY UGGGGHGHGHGHHGHGHGHHGHGHGHHGHGHGHHGHGHGHGHHGHGHGHHGHGHHGHGHHGHGHHGHGHGH MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
FUCK YOU ASSHOLES FOR DEHUMANIZING HER I KNO U JUST WANNA GET UR DICK WET BUT SRSLY SHE WAS PROBS ON X HAHAHA GET IT GET IT GET IT GET IT GETITGET YTE STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS LOLOLOLOLOLPENIS SUCKING FAGS
shit my capslock was on FUCK YOU COCAINE
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//////////Reply by d00dz
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
@aw, fukk, nice use of cruise control bro
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//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
@d00dz, thx bro <3s
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I’m confused. why is she dressed like that, though. Like why is her costume like that. I guess I’m more confused as to why she is dressed as an abominable snowman from the knees down. the XX really? i want to meet her and be like, so, girl, what’s up, i bet she’s a litigator IRL.
i bet she likes it in her ass.
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//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
@lolz, dont all girls like it in teh ass?? #thingspornhastaughtme
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she has nice breasts but she looks kinda old, specially in the face. bet she is some1s secretary for her day job.
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//////////Reply by aran
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
@zara, attaway 2 make urself feel better abt not bein a part of her scene
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//////////Reply by doesnt matter
//////////Posted November 6th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
@zara, http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1057110135&ref=ts
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gets my vote 4 perfect alt breasts
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//////////Reply by peepshow
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
@brian, amen
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feel ‘confused’ and ‘kinda sad’ regarding carles’ ‘journalism skills’. come on carles, you can’t take credit for everything, especially when there’s proof that i brought you these gems.
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/11/what-were-the-best-halloween-costumes-of-2k9.html#comment-75450
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//////////Reply by Blackface Killah
//////////Posted November 6th, 2009 at 2:13 am
@Nick, real journalists don’t reveal sources, real sources don’t blogwhine about how they didn’t get n e credit. feel like you don’t get it
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//////////Reply by Nick
//////////Posted November 6th, 2009 at 2:15 am
@Blackface Killah, just wanted to feel ‘relevant’ for once.
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feel like my breasts are too mainstream. what makes breasts alt? ironic smallness? a nipple piercin’ or two?
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//////////Reply by anonyt
//////////Posted November 6th, 2009 at 12:19 am
@chilisfan, send me a pic and i’ll tell u where you’re goin wrong
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//////////Reply by DICKZ
//////////Posted November 6th, 2009 at 1:04 am
@chilisfan,
sup, I know a thing or 2 bout boobs and i can help you. They need 2 b small, perky, and have ski slope action.
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//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted November 6th, 2009 at 1:49 am
@DICKZ, ’ska slope action’
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totally saw her in line when i was grabbin my tick from willcall. feel cool
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drank too many pbrs to leave a relevant cmment. sry carles
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//////////Reply by funky_rutabaga
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
@via nineteen eighty8, You mean Hornitos?
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//////////Reply by lolz
//////////Posted November 6th, 2009 at 1:20 am
@via nineteen eighty8, lolz!!! i like you.
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If I knew I’d be able to see titties at raves, I would have been going to raves since a long time ago.
when’s the next hard monster massive?
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I just want titties that match my aesthetic [via p4k theory of criticism]
Would give these tits 8.1/8.3 respectively on the p4k 10.0 scale. They deserve to make ‘Best New Tits.’
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Feel sad that alt tits don’t excite me like the target demographic for this blog. Just wish for hot alt bro jouranlizm. Just wish I could beg for moar labia links lyk every1 else.
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//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted November 6th, 2009 at 1:52 am
@jjj, damn, arent most alt chicks just a lil bi?
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//////////Reply by jjj
//////////Posted November 6th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
@aw, fukk, ain’t a chick, bro.
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still waiting for the perfect alt pubic hair. I’m thinking if someone can shave their snatch to look like the pitchfork P you win.
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not trying 2 b sexist or anything but i think my dick has AIDS just from lookin at those.
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holy shit the “bro” grinding on him is a glam gay kid who went to my school…we though he was still in rehad
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//////////Reply by doesnt matter
//////////Posted November 6th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
@salty, HAHAHAHA I knowwwww, fucking critter
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Well how do I watch this video if it’s invite only??
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put yuh handz togeva n say yea!
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Sumtimes we just want ‘to be noticed.’
Sumtimes we just want to ‘be kewl.’
Sumtimes we just want to be ‘mad wasted.’
Sumtimes we just want to ‘fuck.’
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hey guys, this is her facebook, add her
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1057110135&ref=ts
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//////////Reply by somehipstr
//////////Posted November 7th, 2009 at 3:01 am
@doesnt matter,
whats her m space or twitter?
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//////////Reply by ter
//////////Posted November 7th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
that’s so funny. i’m a ‘12 too.
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Ok I get it. Being nostalgic is kinda dumb. got it got it.
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seriously though how do i see the video
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that asshole made the viddy private.
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//////////Reply by LordPancreas
//////////Posted November 9th, 2009 at 3:27 am
@somehipstr, some1 must have it saevd… s.o.s. y’all, pls reupload
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hoooray for boobies?
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I don’t think alts “own” women, but this could change. I’ve been predicting the rise of alt BDSM for a while now (maledom).
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i think i know her..
http://i33.tinypic.com/2a0al4p.jpg
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thx to alt-halloween costumes she was able to be someone else for 1 night. The next morning she caught the bus back to Helena, Montana.
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How many guys did she screw that night? I need more journalism. I need to know if she pooped after gang bang justice up her x. ahhhhhhhhhhh what a whore.
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haha I was there 2 but didnt see her?!?! owell, was in the middle of the crowd ‘dancing my heart out’ 2 their remix of the salmon dance by the chemical brothers ‘wow’.
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