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Carles has received tons of feedback after posting a picture of this broad dressed as 'an X'/'the XX' for Halloween. She seems free spirited and enigmatic, the kind of woman who you'd love to 'own as a sexual object' but potentially 'take her home to meet your mother.' So many bros have sent me emails, tweets, and comments, asking 'Carles...whats her deal? I really wanna get to know her as a person.' It seems like every bro wanted to be dryhumping bro. Sorta like a male figure who 'she belonged to', both physically and emotionally. 
I decided to 'dig a little bit deeper' [via journalism] and found a video of her 'nipslipping around' on stage while the popular bloghouse banger DJ duo 'Crookers' played. She seems fun, like an 'exhibitionist.'
Really missing 2k6.5 right now. I feel like this woman is the last memory I will have of 'electro culture.' She is sorta like the final 'candle in the wind' of the spirit of electro. Really miss the days when it was authentic to 'flash ur titties all over the place.' Miss u electro era. Feel like I wrote this post with the now defunct 2k7 Carles voice. 
Do yall miss the electro era? Will California always have a relevant electro scene? Have u ever seen titties flash at an AnCo show? Does the XX broad have the perfect alternative breasts? Do u think this woman is a 'safety hazard' and could potentially be 'groped to death' if the bangers were hard enough? R u an 'exhibitionist'? Do u remember the search 4 the perfect alternative breasts? http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/tag/perfect-alternative-breasts
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first yay
oh man bro i rlly think this is a sign that wwe should bring back the altiest tits search. rmbr when hro was just a bunch of dudes looking for alt tits? yeahhh
let the whild rumpus begin
@Bro, yay!
@Bro, lolololz!!
I was at that show, and actually thought she was a gogo dancer >.<
@May, One of the Seven Wet Wonders of the Worlds
@May, one of the 7 wet wonders of the world
@fullscale008, 1 of the 7 w3t 1ders of the world
i would have been first if hornitos didnt get in my fucking way. ELECTRO SHOULD JUST DIE ALREADY.
@spad thatchy, brooo, i dont know what the hell you are ranting about. all i know is that within electronic music umbrella genre, there are way better sub genres out there. im tired of seeing all these electropop/rock/clash acts coming out. too much shit that sounds like the next act to the right. the idea of being hip/alt/contemp doesnt apply if all the acts sound manufactured, bro.
@tonka,
i c what u r sayn bro but just cuz it comes out doesn't mean it isn't dead bro. Like i bet elvis or country music or like the spice girls all still exist /somewhere/ bro but we all know that shits in the grave rite bro?
***thx for the semi***
Great follow up piece, Carles, excellent journalism skills bro, I'm proud of you.
@Perpetual Teen, http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/11/what-were-the-best-halloween-costum...
You're welcome.
the california elect
needs to go back to mexico/africa
:]]
moar brawd shots
http://ronysphotobooth.com/hardsnaps2.html
@trendwhore, I can't fap to this.
dman bro. just want 2 fucking dance now [via inside that girl's vagina].
@flowers4alger-anon, 'damn'. bro.
too bad she has a muppet face
@no fish today, ya rlly
What are some examples of authentically alt colleges? Is it 'authentic' to go to an ivy league school/stanford/duke/georgetown? Is it possible to be 'authentic' if you attend a 'fucking community college'?
@IvyLeagueFratstar,
SUNY PURCHASE.
@lolz,
westchester, ahahahaha
@IvyLeagueFratstar, its not authentic to go to college :P im not authentic cus i go to state school in SF
Take a hike Flowers For Algernon! I'm 'sick of your shit'
@BARAK Z., leave him alone. we don't need ur forum bullying.
@1000freeipods, Ohh, I was just kiddin' anyway.
@1000freeipods, LEAVE him ALONE!!!!!!!!!! :'C
and how dare anyone out there make fun of him!
After all he's been through! He lost his aunt! Went through a divorce! He had two fucking kids alright?!? :'C
He's a human!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Chris Crocker, r we human or r we cmmters
@aw, fukk, Yo aw fukk. I'm really happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but Chris Crocker's meme comment was the best of all time, of all time!!
Owl City PWND
I agree with the Pitchforks, but I think it deserved a 0.5308 not a 1.0
@oooooooooooooooooooo, haha when I heard that song, I thought to myself, 'this MIGHT BE, the worst song I've ever heard." honestly.
@oooooooooooooooooooo, Read that review. They are 'from my home state' & i still h8 them. Wouldn't be as harsh as you tho, would have given a 0.54227
Hawt.
Electro is dead; Long live electro!
Has Dos Equis 'bought her' yet?
I think she'd make an 'epic furniture piece' 4 the world's most interesting man (via Klockwerk Oranj)
What a classy lady.
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That video was awful.- Feel so embarrassed for her.
her nipples are very nice
@anonymous, lolz
Wish I was one of those dryhumping bros. Wish electro hadn't become mnstrm.
@funky_rutabaga, Hi, i'm rutabaga i'm a fucking hipster who listens to a suburban chinky.
AMANDA BYNES WAS AT HARD!?!
carles, you are the best e-stalker ever!
nice alt tits, wish this broad would have more naked pics online so i could masturbate to them.
@jc, u read my mind
@jc, ask and you shall receive.
http://ronysphotobooth.com/hardsnaps2.html#25
http://ronysphotobooth.com/hardsnaps2.html#31
http://ronysphotobooth.com/hardsnaps2.html#32
http://ronysphotobooth.com/hardsnaps2.html#24 [partial vag]
http://ronysphotobooth.com/hardsnaps2.html#28
@jc, be sure to clean up after yourself.
http://ronysphotobooth.com/hardsnaps2.html#32
@jc, http://ronysphotobooth.com/hardsnaps2.html#31
@jc, http://ronysphotobooth.com/hardsnaps2.html#24
//////POSSIBLE LABIAL EXPOSURE/////
@Nick, r those giant 'lucky purple rabbits foot' shoes
@Nick, OH BOY
THX UR A REAL BRO
Carles,
We need to talk. This is inappropriate what if your sister saw? Grandma and your Aunt Kerrie already did. Your cousin got grounded, you don't need to "blog" about it. Please call me or we will have to re-evaluate that credit card we got you.
Love,
Mom and Dad
@Mom, dont take away carles' credit card!! he needs it to make down-payments on sweet 'raw' merch to alter and sell 2 us!!
I'm confused. why is she dressed like that, though. Like why is her costume like that. I guess I'm more confused as to why she is dressed as an abominable snowman from the knees down. the XX really? i want to meet her and be like, so, girl, what's up, i bet she's a litigator IRL.
i bet she likes it in her ass.
@lolz, dont all girls like it in teh ass?? #thingspornhastaughtme
she has nice breasts but she looks kinda old, specially in the face. bet she is some1s secretary for her day job.
@zara, attaway 2 make urself feel better abt not bein a part of her scene
@zara, http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1057110135&ref=ts
gets my vote 4 perfect alt breasts
@brian, amen
feel 'confused' and 'kinda sad' regarding carles' 'journalism skills'. come on carles, you can't take credit for everything, especially when there's proof that i brought you these gems.
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/11/what-were-the-best-halloween-costum...
@Nick, real journalists don't reveal sources, real sources don't blogwhine about how they didn't get n e credit. feel like you don't get it
@Blackface Killah, just wanted to feel 'relevant' for once.
@aw, fukk, nice use of cruise control bro
@d00dz, thx bro <3s
feel like my breasts are too mainstream. what makes breasts alt? ironic smallness? a nipple piercin' or two?
@chilisfan, send me a pic and i'll tell u where you're goin wrong
@chilisfan,
sup, I know a thing or 2 bout boobs and i can help you. They need 2 b small, perky, and have ski slope action.
@DICKZ, 'ska slope action'
totally saw her in line when i was grabbin my tick from willcall. feel cool
drank too many pbrs to leave a relevant cmment. sry carles
@via nineteen eighty8, You mean Hornitos?
@via nineteen eighty8, lolz!!! i like you.
If I knew I'd be able to see titties at raves, I would have been going to raves since a long time ago.
when's the next hard monster massive?
I just want titties that match my aesthetic [via p4k theory of criticism]
Would give these tits 8.1/8.3 respectively on the p4k 10.0 scale. They deserve to make 'Best New Tits.'
Feel sad that alt tits don't excite me like the target demographic for this blog. Just wish for hot alt bro jouranlizm. Just wish I could beg for moar labia links lyk every1 else.
@jjj, damn, arent most alt chicks just a lil bi?
@aw, fukk, ain't a chick, bro.
still waiting for the perfect alt pubic hair. I'm thinking if someone can shave their snatch to look like the pitchfork P you win.
not trying 2 b sexist or anything but i think my dick has AIDS just from lookin at those.
@VARG, whoa, bro. are you a juggalo or 'sum shit'?
holy shit the "bro" grinding on him is a glam gay kid who went to my school...we though he was still in rehad
@salty, HAHAHAHA I knowwwww, fucking critter
@VARG,
the real decline of civilization is that even with modern technology like spell check built into internet applications now days, people are still fucking illiterate.
Well how do I watch this video if it's invite only??
put yuh handz togeva n say yea!
Sumtimes we just want 'to be noticed.'
Sumtimes we just want to 'be kewl.'
Sumtimes we just want to be 'mad wasted.'
Sumtimes we just want to 'fuck.'
hey guys, this is her facebook, add her
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1057110135&ref=ts
@doesnt matter,
whats her m space or twitter?
that's so funny. i'm a '12 too.
Ok I get it. Being nostalgic is kinda dumb. got it got it.
seriously though how do i see the video
that asshole made the viddy private.
@somehipstr, some1 must have it saevd... s.o.s. y'all, pls reupload
hoooray for boobies?
I don't think alts "own" women, but this could change. I've been predicting the rise of alt BDSM for a while now (maledom).
i think i know her..
http://i33.tinypic.com/2a0al4p.jpg
thx to alt-halloween costumes she was able to be someone else for 1 night. The next morning she caught the bus back to Helena, Montana.
How many guys did she screw that night? I need more journalism. I need to know if she pooped after gang bang justice up her x. ahhhhhhhhhhh what a whore.
haha I was there 2 but didnt see her?!?! owell, was in the middle of the crowd 'dancing my heart out' 2 their remix of the salmon dance by the chemical brothers 'wow'.
All i gots to say is totally on crles!
Moar?
saw those the night before at Hard 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_TlpDcXEaQ&p=F0D82A1F7C3E136E&playnext=1...
see 2:58, profit
surprised she was at crookers because justice was playing at same time, gaspard would've nommed em up
Anyone have the original
Anyone have the original video since it's now private on youtube??
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