Yall might remember the popular trend ‘mom jeans.’ They sorta invaded the altbaguette scene, then sorta crossed over into a ‘mainstream joke’ cuz the name was s0 true since we all know a local mother who wore mom jeans that made her ass look all mommy. Saw this hot momjean ass, and sorta made me feel ‘aroused’ and then I got a lil depressed because I started 2 yearn for the complex touch of an authentic alt woman.
Whose mom jean ass does this behind belong 2?
a) Miley Cyrus
b) a Dirty Projecty
c) a member of ‘The Black Kids’/'The Go Team’ [vintage indie meme]
d) Ben Gibbard’s wife
e) Scarlett Johnannysens
f) Taylor Swift
g) a member of the band GIRLS
h) a member of the band ‘gals’
i) It’s On with Alexa Chung
j) altPorn Star ‘Sasha Grey’
h) the porno broad from the Dim Mak sex tape
i) a post-tween who is about to pursue a modeling career
j) a cast member of the popular show ‘The Hills’
k) a cast member of the popular show ‘The Real AltWives of Brooklyn.’
l) a cast member of the popular show ‘Project Runway’
m) a cast member of the popular show ‘Man Vs. Food.’
n) Lindsey Lohan [via leggings meme]
o) Beth Ditto
p) Feist
q) Regina Spekty
r) Cat Powers
s) Brandon Teena
t) Tina Brandon
u) youtube sensation ‘Leave Brittney Alone’ Guy
v) Wanda Sykes
w) Kathy Griffin
x) miscellaneous female comedian
y) a cast member from Bev hills 90210
z) the St Vincent
aa) Choose.Your.Own.Response
who do yall thinks ass it is belongs to?
Felt sad when ‘mom jeans’ became a mainstream meme.
Not sure if it is still a relevant ‘trend’ or just a ‘huge joke that mainstreams talk abt.’
Sad Halloween is over. Wish I could post zany costumes all year… but if u really think about it, maybe I already do… maybe I already do…. ///#hallotween
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//////////Reply by anon
//////////Posted November 8th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
hornitos can suck ma dick
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//////////Reply by altigator
//////////Posted November 9th, 2009 at 10:41 am
@anon, god damnit hornitos is on pitch4ky now too ,make it go away!
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Second.
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3rd?
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umm. ghey?
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haha, ‘gals’…
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i wish bebe waz my mom
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//////////Reply by DAT ASS
//////////Posted November 8th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
@via nineteen eighty8, samesies
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plz be st. vincent *tugz*
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//////////Reply by big j
//////////Posted November 8th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
2nded….feeling this….
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Looks like 3rd rock from the sun broad
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//////////Reply by jvac
//////////Posted November 9th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
@Stu, best show ever!!
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<3 sasha ghey…wanna shoot all over her altbuttocks.
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//////////Reply by funky_rutabaga
//////////Posted November 8th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
@tonka, Sasha Grey and the porno broad from the Dim Mak sex tape (Andy San Dimas) – even better.
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//////////Reply by god
//////////Posted November 8th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
@tonka,
no fucking way sasha grey is alt…she’s got a billion vidz on twistys and she bangs all the mnstrm dudes
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//////////Reply by Gavin Bigtaint
//////////Posted November 9th, 2009 at 2:43 am
@tonka, it’s always the buff spikey hair bros in the prn vids. when’s a skinny altbro gonna get his chance to ‘bag’ a porn broad?
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//////////Reply by tonka
//////////Posted November 9th, 2009 at 10:14 am
@Gavin Bigtaint, brandi belle is actually a true altpornstar and has the strangest vidz. sasha grey is a industrialgoth ho who listens to kmfdm and probably reads philip k dick cuz she is so cliche
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//////////Reply by The Troit
//////////Posted November 9th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
@tonka, Want to cum all over PKD’s tits
*tugz* 2 Beth Ditto is moar lik it.
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//////////Reply by funky_rutabaga
//////////Posted November 8th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
@Who Cares, The chick pictured is too thin to be Beth Ditto.
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//////////Reply by Who Cares
//////////Posted November 8th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
@funky_rutabaga, Yeah I figured.
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there are no girls in “GIRLS”
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//////////Reply by Mr Fruit
//////////Posted November 8th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
@bobfajita, What would we do without you?!
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//////////Reply by lil bro
//////////Posted November 9th, 2009 at 12:35 am
@Mr Fruit, we would think ‘girls’ is an all girls band.
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Lindsey Lohan
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chloe seviggey?
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//////////Reply by StephGolightly
//////////Posted November 8th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
@tween_spirit, obv
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thats not an azn ass, you cant see her alt breasts, and shes obviously not a tween/JB
Next post plz.
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bebe zeva is the biggest tag along. she is 16 homeschooled because everyone hates her. she spends most of her time on the internet searching for friends and trying to rip off blogs.
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//////////Reply by DAT ASS
//////////Posted November 8th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
@wannabe, i see u, hi hater.
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//////////Reply by cobones
//////////Posted November 8th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
@DAT ASS, ken ‘wannabe’.
toro ‘wannabe’.
sounds kind of like an azn name
but is not; it means ur a
poser
or making fun of ‘posers.’
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//////////Reply by gism
//////////Posted November 8th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
@cobones, *poseur is the correct spelling and u shouldn’t make fun of them unless they’re really obnoxious and need to be ‘put in their place’
//////////Reply by alt bro's sis
//////////Posted November 9th, 2009 at 3:21 am
@wannabe, realizing that more n more. how does she know carles, and how come he hasnt realized that? silly rabbits.
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chloë sevignyyyy.
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mine
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Kate Moss
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lol @ “It’s On With Alexa Chung”
p.s. I’d take Carles’ mum out for a nice steak dinner.
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//////////Reply by funky_rutabaga
//////////Posted November 8th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
@nerdAlt, Steak isn’t very alt; alt foods – sushi, Thai food, Mexican, anything that doesn’t represent egregious super-sized American ideals (except overly greasy, cheese laden pizza).
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//////////Reply by god
//////////Posted November 9th, 2009 at 8:02 am
@funky_rutabaga,
basically any food that was created by non-white people that got bastardized and ‘toned-down’ for the fragile tongues of pretentious white people
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//////////Reply by carles moms v
//////////Posted November 9th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
@nerdalt been there. here’s one for the scrapbook: http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v631/219/87/202700772/n202700772_30081444_3351.jpg
stephanie tanner???
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The more I look at it the more it’s grossing me out.
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Think about moving to Brooklyn
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//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted November 8th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
@HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK, me 2
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//////////Reply by jjj
//////////Posted November 9th, 2009 at 12:09 am
@aw, fukk, Heard bedford-stuyvesant is cutecore.
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who gives a shit…famguy just outed miley c as an android.
yep.
getting my news from the fine folks at fox.
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Letters h, i, and j repeat. There are 30 options!
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wait i haven’t been following this blog for a long time. ever since electro died and nudisco got cool. anyway, did we ever decide who has the most perfect alternative breasts or no? faye reagan?
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fap?
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mary-kate.. def
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guyz i really want “real alt-housewivez of brooklyn” to be a show. me and my altbro life partner living in bushwick. having fights bcuz he doesnt like that i listen to chillwave. just want 2 b on tv with my hubby.
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Do any of y’all think Bebe looks like the broad from cult indie horror flick Night of the Creeps?
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stereotype of a black male misunderstood.
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//////////Reply by Who Cares.
//////////Posted November 9th, 2009 at 7:54 am
@blackbro, And it’s still all good.
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//////////Reply by nerdAlt
//////////Posted November 9th, 2009 at 7:59 am
@blackbro,
you love it. it makes you even more of a minority which is so Alt.
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def scarlett johansson you can tell by the huge back needed to hold up those big ass tittays
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those are not child-birthing hips :(
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its mine
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Chloe.
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uffie?
alice glass?
miss u crls circa 2k7-8
:’(
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gwyneth paltrow
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sorta makes me disturbed
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This style is actually on the am-appy website…
maybe this mom is actually ‘hip’
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