I just watched this music video for Grizzly Bear’s “Ready, Able”, and it felt very conceptual. Like a genuine video artist bro made it. I wonder if Grizzly Bear videos could be considered more/less conceptual than AnCo’s videos. Both seem to have visual brands of being ‘pretty out there.’ Just see a lot of melting and stuff. Might be a metaphor.
Wondering what the future of music videos will be in 2k10. Do people ‘really care’ about watching a lil video on a tiny portion of their computer screen? Will indie labels still ‘bankroll’ ‘that shit’, or will they say ‘we encourage you to find a friend/group of hopeful college students who will do this video for free’? Do people really care about music videos by new bands, or do music videos only really ‘work’ for already-established bands?
I just watched the video for Girls - Lust For Life Hardcore XXX Edit, and it seemed to maybe shed some light on ‘what we can expect in the future’ when it comes to music videos within the indiesphere. ‘NSFW’
This video is ‘pornography’, I think. Feel like it is supposed to ’shock’ outlets into blogging about it, but there might also be another agenda. Maybe the Girlsbros are trying to say ‘indie rock fans are fggts’ since they utilized two homosexual males ‘rollin around bein HarveyMilky 2 gether.’ Feeling a little bit sad that they created this video gimmick not for the betterment of the indie scene, but because they wanted to create a ’search engine optimized meme’ that got a ton of porn traffic.
In 2k10, will we see Animal College – “Song Title” Lesbian XXX Cum on Tits Scissoring Edit?
Will we see the Arcade Fire – “Song title” Twink Hardcore Gay Sex Bear Anal Dirty Sanchez XXX Edit?
Will we see Vampire Weekend – “Horchata” bukake milf big titted whore 3some XXX edit?
Will we see Washed Out – “Song Title” Real Amateur Barely Legal Fucking XXX edit?
What porn-themed music video do u think is most likely to be made in 2k10?
Wondering if 2k10 is going to be all about ‘cock microphones.’ Will all indie bands utilize a penis as a microphone, or will they stick with traditional microphone technologies?
Do u think that female indie stars will utilize pee pee mics?
Do u think that ‘being into indie’ means that ur a lil bit ghey?
Do u ever wish that u just had a sun tan/pizza/bottle of wine/miscellaneous lil gifts described in lyrics by GIRLS?
Do u have a lust 4 life/blogs/indiebands/______?
What will be the purpose of music videos in the year 2k12?
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GAY!
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//////////Reply by Jvac
//////////Posted November 11th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
I’m really happy that drugs and alcohol are winning the poll right now
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//////////Reply by †®åπP
//////////Posted November 11th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
@Jvac, ME TOO
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and second.
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and third
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has carles finally ‘gone too far’?
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//////////Reply by what
//////////Posted November 11th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
@cobones, how
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Jews, obviously. Jews own all the sex shops in NYC Zoo, too. The two penises are Jews.
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san francisco is going to be the brooklyn of the twomp-teens…
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”””’damn”””” i think that video was genuinely ‘conceptual’ and visually appealing (minus peen microphones) (unnecessary) … and after seeing this band play live I completely understand the video. he wore some red high heels for the performance btw. i also bought that girls shirt towards the end… true fan. gay video.
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Madonna already done that like 100 years ago – and with a ‘brother’ so i’m not that impressed.
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luv bewbs. dislke peen mics. think fleet foxes spent more $ on their claymaster than grsly brz
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mileycyrusonehorseedit.com
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//////////Reply by millie
//////////Posted November 11th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
@…, LMAO
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Feel like if you enjoy gay porn, ur ‘a lil ghey.’
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Actually, it wasn’t an artist bro who made the GB vid – it was an artist sis.
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//////////Reply by millie
//////////Posted November 11th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
@yvynyl, i dont give a fuck
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@yvynyl, ‘i’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes.’ – the good burgers
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//////////Reply by polaroid_pancakes
//////////Posted November 11th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
@steely danielle, haha, so true
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//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted November 11th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
@steely danielle, via less than goodburger
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i got a boner and this confused me sexually. might turn gay now, what the heck.
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//////////Reply by Fggt #112
//////////Posted November 11th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
@klaus,
want to meet in the bathroom at ________ and ‘talk’ (via anal sex)
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wish i was an altbro so i could have a gey phase. seems like “lezzing out” is too mainstream in 2k9.
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//////////Reply by eyepatch
//////////Posted November 11th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
@chilisfan, u can pretend to be a gaybro and sing into my peen mic if that helps.
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anyone ‘weirded out or put off’ by the dicrophones is subconsciously gay and hasn’t acknowledged it/come out to themselves yet.
is a difcult process.
(no homo)
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//////////Reply by d00dz
//////////Posted November 12th, 2009 at 12:09 am
@cobones, Yes, most straight males ARE gay
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//////////Reply by yessum
//////////Posted November 12th, 2009 at 1:32 am
@d00dz,
no ways man. I am neutral towards the dicrophone.
Also, a mouf is a mouf.
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always though peens were instruments, not recording devices. Oh well, 2k10 is full of surprises.
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does anybody else think that dude’s dick looks fake, or am i just jealous of his endowment???
does anybody else notice that you are more motivated to leave a comment when the post involves penises in some way??
what will psychoanalysis reveal about me
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//////////Reply by antónio
//////////Posted November 11th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
@hobbs, what indeed
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//////////Reply by slow doris
//////////Posted November 12th, 2009 at 9:42 am
@antónio, horrible things
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the Diesel ad up there is gay.
dick microphones are not gay.
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//////////Reply by jvac
//////////Posted November 11th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
@design@art.com, rite? i feel like a dieselbro would share more than a few genes with an ed hardybro. what is it doing on hro
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Peen Mic belongs to Seth from Hunx and his Punx/Gravy Train, the gayest alt in America
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C.A.R.L.E.$
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not sure what to think about this viddy. feel like making music using other ppls wieners is gonna be the next big fetish market. kinda wanna sing meaningful lyrics into a qt indie girls ‘gina
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I recently viewed a collection of “Wtf Photos From old Times.” Featuring mostly b&w midgets, blackface & creepie rabbit costumes, I wondered if ppl in old times were all rapists.
Now I realize I was being ageist. Grizzly BEars aren’t being rapist, they’re just some conceptual dudes “fuckin’ around.” I bet old were too.
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//////////Reply by possum
//////////Posted November 11th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
@possum,
I HADN”T READ THE REST OF THE POST YET
**NEVERMIND**
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self-promotion/spam:
off-putting nigger-dick size-issues
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i really like that grizzbare vid
r we surprised sanfran bros <3 peen?
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i’m personal friends with edward droste of grizzly bear. we’re currently in the studio recording our follow up to the break through 2009 album the veckatimest and are feeling really good about this one… just want to thank the fans for the enthusiastic support. glad you liked the vid…..
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//////////Reply by mr. jeffers
//////////Posted November 12th, 2009 at 2:44 am
@ryan dicks, creepy
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//////////Reply by Bipster
//////////Posted November 12th, 2009 at 3:27 am
@ryan dicks, How’s St. Vincent?
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//////////Reply by ryan dicks
//////////Posted November 12th, 2009 at 3:39 am
thank you for asking…st vincent is of great interest to me. making steady progress. she blocked my second twitter account today…uploaded a new youtube in which i confirm that i will be at her san francisco show next february. can only count each day that passes. feeling excited at the prospects of a kiss…feel as if i may faint. am hoping for a warm embrace. cannot wait to smell her. going to bed now on that thought..
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//////////Reply by b4hc
//////////Posted November 12th, 2009 at 10:16 am
@ryan dicks, sounds like ur in the band, r u???
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finally a good post
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Carles is right y’all.
New Flaming Lips Vid is prooph 2
http://www.nme.com/video/bcid/49582897001
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faggers
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krllllz ru?
scooping CMAs?
http://bit.ly/so_pocket
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i would go ‘ghey’ for carles, peen microphone that bro.
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really like this post. hope it ‘confuses ppl’ about their ’sexuality.’ feel like peen mics might be the new argyle.
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remote “viewing” is the new “video”
cuz, u kno, v.
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fcuk yall i’m gay and this new peen song is totally what i have been waiting for. i feel like there is a culture ofr me now.
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//////////Reply by jjj
//////////Posted November 12th, 2009 at 1:59 am
@blah, peen-mics are the new rainbow.
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//////////Reply by broseph stalin
//////////Posted November 13th, 2009 at 2:44 am
@jjj, pride you can taste.
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straight people are fucking fggts
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Sup ffgts,
Think pop band Rammstein did a better job in bringing ass’n'titties topic on the screen.
Search for their Pussy Uncesored version song and watch it to the end, it’s where the show starts.
Mnstrmrz are always ahead of the alts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtxYRn3LDW8
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likeing indie def makes you a lil bit ghey
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Of course Alison Schulnik made a painting for Grizz Bur. Her painting’s are super hawt right now.
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Kinda ‘like’ this fan viddy for house music alt bros. Feel like it represents ‘me’ (via drugs and rainbows)
http://vimeo.com/5681917
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Kinda want 2 ‘make love to’ Allison [via paper bag + Crisco]
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i like this song AND peen mics
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This vid is obviously an audition tape for an aspiring fluffer.
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Peen mics are s000 ghey/’in style.’
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//////////Reply by black mars
//////////Posted November 12th, 2009 at 10:37 am
@Bipster, i think i saw a spread in peen people
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this song is okay I guess but will never compare to voxtrot, socratic, and ted leo and the pharmasists
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a Video of 2k10 has to be “viral”.. here the last Slow Club clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2dZSHToVGc
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“Will we see Vampire Weekend – “Horchata” bukake milf big titted whore 3some XXX edit?”
I’d watch that.
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maybe if a song is about sex the video should be a little sexy, no?
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check out the new flaming lips vid of watching the planets re: xxx indie vids
http://www.nme.com/video/bcid/49582897001
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grizzly bear creature looks yummy like a vegan ice cream cake w/ sprinkles
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You failed to mention the clay p33n in the GrizBearCo vid.
Bonerphones. Big in 2k10?
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As long as there not asian peen microphones
peen mics can be really big in 2k10
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grizzly bear is worse than xiu xiu, i swear. i can’t get into that shit.
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//////////Reply by Pervando
//////////Posted November 13th, 2009 at 8:25 am
@fernando, Xiu Xiu is truly bullshit
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they “just dont give a fuck” in san fran.
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Bad Romance is way better than all these
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is officially an advocate for the use of p33n mics
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BOORING
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Hey, that penis is Hunx from Gravy Train!
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this is why “no against 8 or 9 or 10″ will never pass because of dumb shit like this. straight people dont do this in music vids? alt is dead guys, lets make the economy better then go back to art
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