Yall… Can’t believe Halloween is already over. It seems like the goal of the modern Halloween costume is to ‘go moderately viral’ on the internet. Ur Halloween Costume can last forever if it is ‘memorable enough’ to be ‘worth blggng about.’
These are the alt-est costumes of 2k9. Which 1 should win the most ‘indie pitchfork points’ for being creative/original/relevant?
Banger-era masked DJs.
Daft Punk bro costume.
Justice lesbians.
Justice Xavier DeRosnay Rentacop.
PoliceBro of Justice #2.
Pregnant M.I.A.
Zany bro from the Office
Continue reading 4 more zany alt costumes…
Where the Wild Alt Bro
Mel Gibson on a Jew Killing Spree.
A metaphorical ‘golden calf.’
The buzzband ‘The XX’ (slutified remix)
Mario and Luigi (supersize yall)
Have an AZN build u a transformer costume that ‘actually transforms.’
2 Google employees looking for some huge titties 2 marry.
Contestant on ‘The Biggest Loser’
Photos by lastnightsparty
The Lady Gaga.
A ‘liberated’ homosexual feeling ‘comfy in drag [via Nautica]‘
Broccoli Bro
A slice of pizza [via pizza alt]
A group of banana bros.
Snarky Alt Comedian David Cross
A ‘zombie flasher’
Photo via sbtvc
Frida Kahlo and Salvador Dali
The Chromeo Bro as ’some sort of gansta’
A cum dumpster.
A resident of Seattle in the post-Kurt Cobain era.
Hunter S Thompson bein all gonzo
The Host of ‘Reading Rainbow’
Mickey Rourke
Tao Lin and Bebe
Photo via ronysphotobooth
A bro dry humping The XX broad
Nappy Dynamite (miss u)
Amelia Earhart if she shopped at Hot Topic
A commenter
John Lennon and a failed AZN
A baby juggalo.
Carles
Photo via Nick McGlynn
What was ur fave costume of 2k9?
When is it time 2 ‘grow up’ and ’stop playing dress up’?
Was this the last Halloween of my life?
//Photo credits
Lastnightsparty//thecobrasnake.com//Streetboners&TVcarnage///theArabParrot//ronysphotobooth//Nick McGlynn
Last Year’s Halloween Post
http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2008/11/the-best-halloween-costumes-of-2k8.html
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54 Comments
FIRST!
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oh christ.
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i went as a ‘wild thing’
[via denise richards]
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Didnt dress up this year. saw a flaming lips bro dressed up as a giant eyeball. everything else kinda sucked.
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me and my bro were culturally relevant and went as t-swift and kanye
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//////////Reply by Cat
//////////Posted November 3rd, 2009 at 5:37 pm
@cass, haha. the best
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//////////Reply by Seasonal Affective D
//////////Posted November 4th, 2009 at 1:32 am
@cass, luv it
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//////////Reply by Alex
//////////Posted November 4th, 2009 at 11:34 am
@cass, Saw that pic on last nights party! Wait… no, that was fbook.
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I’ll never forget the time Carles nominated 3 ‘chix from my high school’ for best halloween costume of 2k8 (via Girls who were Born to have Objects Enter their Bodies)
miss ‘LMFAO’ till I cry my eyes out
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//////////Reply by fullscale008
//////////Posted November 3rd, 2009 at 11:53 pm
@Memorie Slain, some girls are born for eternal bone zones
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lol at passed out girl (via rolling) getting felt up and seattle resident post kurt cobain. Baby juggalo was funny too.
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broccoli bro seems healthy
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//////////Reply by funky_rutabaga
//////////Posted November 3rd, 2009 at 5:59 pm
@tao, Feel broccoli is so 2k7.5. Feel being a banana bro is way more authentic – feel like taking it a step further and being a fair-trade banana bro would help my personal brand.
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//////////Reply by Sayyy
//////////Posted November 3rd, 2009 at 9:19 pm
@funky_rutabaga,
Chiquita isn’t fairtrade, bro
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//////////Reply by funky_rutabaga
//////////Posted November 3rd, 2009 at 9:27 pm
@Sayyy, Wouldn’t be a Chiquita banana – feel free trade is hurting the altinos growing Chiquita bananas. Think there might be fair trade bananas at Whole Foods.
//////////Reply by Seasonal Affective D
//////////Posted November 4th, 2009 at 1:35 am
@Sayyy, Banana: The Fate of the Fruit That Changed the World
read it
Hi Carles, the first dress are The Bloody Beetroots (full blood italian) not Ed-banger djs!!!
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//////////Reply by The Troit
//////////Posted November 3rd, 2009 at 5:55 pm
@pimpumpam, whoa I forgot about those dudes – I thought it was two venoms from the marvel comics.
Bloody Beatroots exist in 2k9?
Do they still make shitty uninspired repetitive music?
Italian you say?
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//////////Reply by pimpumpam
//////////Posted November 3rd, 2009 at 6:02 pm
@The Troit,
you don’t offend me when you throw shit on TBB but, maybe you have to see they one night in a club.
they are bigger now! They published “ROMBORAMA” their first album for Steve Aoki’s DIM MAK label
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//////////Reply by The Troit
//////////Posted November 3rd, 2009 at 6:08 pm
@pimpumpam, Right on – I think everything is repetitive and shitty because I’m depressed lol!
I’ll check out the new album.
//////////Reply by HJ
//////////Posted November 3rd, 2009 at 6:13 pm
@pimpumpam, only like 3 of those 21 tracks are good
//////////Reply by legit
//////////Posted November 4th, 2009 at 10:45 am
@pimpumpam, they are the ed gardy of dance music
really low-bro and extremely mainstream commercial
your such a fucking entry level
//////////Reply by this is halloween
//////////Posted November 4th, 2009 at 5:18 am
@The Troit, via DETROIT (ghetto edit)
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//////////Reply by pimpumpam
//////////Posted November 4th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
@legit, is knowledge a crime?
//////////Reply by I am Nietzsche
//////////Posted November 9th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
@pimpumpam,
i think carles was referring to “club bangers”/the “banger era” rather than “Ed Banger Records”/”the Pedro Winterz”.
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hard halloween in LA?
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the “first!” costume was pretty creative.
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went out on halloween ‘in blackface’. was scared that it was gonna be ‘too offensive’/'no one was going to get it’. some alt-bro’s got mad when i was walking to the party and told me, “that’s just not right… not even funny…”.
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//////////Reply by Lil' Blackface
//////////Posted November 4th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
@manbaby, Dallas Cowboys’ cheerleader in Lil’ Wayne blackface ‘totally gets it’: http://bit.ly/4s3HW4
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//////////Reply by Blackface Killah
//////////Posted November 6th, 2009 at 1:56 am
@manbaby., went as a mexican once and all the mexicans I met that night were pretty stoked on the costume. Gotta know your audience, bro.
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I went as a Post-Marxist Minnie Mouse.
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I was once a pizza bro for halloween. Felt it was a pretty authentic costume. Think I might have been able to attract the alt slut dressing as the XX (sluttified remix).
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http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksiqgnxQgR1qzgumno1_500.jpg
proud to be in this list
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would love to get dibs on the zombie slut and amelia
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//////////Reply by Miss Twist
//////////Posted November 17th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
@no fish today,
“Amelia” is married, so you may not have dibs. thx
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//////////Reply by no fish today
//////////Posted November 17th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
@Miss Twist, you ma’am may not dictate how many penises amelia would like to ride
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//////////Reply by Miss Twist
//////////Posted November 18th, 2009 at 1:23 am
@no fish today, I am that “Amelia” so…yeah.
//////////Reply by no fish today
//////////Posted November 18th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
@Miss Twist, feelings honored right about now, he is a lucky bro
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went as tao lin
wore “i am crls’ shirt”, carried a book of poetry, drank an iced coffee
2 ppl got it
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AltZN transformer is more than meets the eye
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reading rainbowwwssss
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//////////Reply by eyepatch
//////////Posted November 3rd, 2009 at 9:25 pm
@chong, omg i know rite!?!
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Wheres the pic of The Deadmau5 bro?
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goddamn, did tao gain some weight or what.
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//////////Reply by generk witty cmmnt
//////////Posted November 3rd, 2009 at 8:33 pm
@klaus,
‘damn.’
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Funny post CRLS, made me lol.
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Punching my Alive poster…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/zerwas/4072265441/in/set-72157622715487548/
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//////////Reply by bebe imposter
//////////Posted November 3rd, 2009 at 11:07 pm
@’authentic’ daft bro, bebe thinks your daft punk costume was the best one at hard, hands down!
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was ladytron… am always ladytron.
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i was where’s waldo this halloween at hardfest and had split up with my group for a while haha and they were litterrrly asking, “where’s waldo?”
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//////////Reply by Craig
//////////Posted November 3rd, 2009 at 9:35 pm
@viva la chase, I was Waldo too
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I was CRLS for halloween. I went trick or treating in the suburbs, and no one understood my personal brand. Feel people in the suburbs are ignorant, and were expecting me to dress up as a ghost instead of CRLS.
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carles, i saw ‘team zissou’ on the bus and thought of u.
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I’m really good friends with that chick in the XX costume, and the bro dry humping her is actually the gay son of the guy who wrote chicken soup for the soul
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//////////Reply by Seasonal Affective D
//////////Posted November 4th, 2009 at 1:42 am
@doesn’t matter, plz b tru
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//////////Reply by Doesn't matter
//////////Posted November 4th, 2009 at 1:59 am
@Seasonal Affective D, it is completely true, I know them both.
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//////////Reply by sis
//////////Posted November 4th, 2009 at 10:57 am
@Doesn’t matter, are u sure? Coz his son is like 30.
http://www.orancanfield.com/LPS.html
//////////Reply by Doesn't matter
//////////Posted November 4th, 2009 at 11:54 am
@Seasonal Affective D, yeah that’s the older one, this one is the younger one who’s gay and has drug problems, why would I make this up?
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that xx broad made my peepee go hard
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lol @failed azn
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i personally saw the baby juggalo smoke a cigarette with the baby juggalo hands. children consuming toxins, nothing the hippest find funnier…
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clockwork orange bro.
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wow… look at that baby juggalo. you should have taken a picture in the dark…i can see you. I bet the owner of that costume had a fun time fondling those sticks all night.
props on the costume tho
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I was dressed as an of Montreal concert attendee [via body paint/lack of clothes/male-on-male grindage].
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Were there any Max’s from Where The Wild Things Are? It seemed rlly DIY, rlly relevant, rlly alt, rlly white, rlly timely as a costume idea.
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‘nip slip’ [via the XX broad]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-Q6GfTRfFY
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oh, also, ‘intentional nippage’ [via @diplo]
http://tweetphoto.com/uoeazial
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XX broad rulez!!!!!
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XX tity jiggle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLBe7y-122M
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green man!!! (via broccolibro)
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Carles it looks like you had a lot of fun with your friends. They sure had some weird costumes. I liked your friends who dressed as bananas. And your friends who dressed like you for halloween are all so pale compared to you, LOL! Also that girl in the small black leotard looks like your cousin Ashlei. My she has grown up.
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//////////Reply by Mom
//////////Posted November 4th, 2009 at 8:56 am
@Mom, oops! I forgot! Don’t forget to send us pictures of your costume! Check your email, we sent you pictures of your sister from the junior high dance, she went as that singer Lady GaGa. LOL!
Love ya!
Mom and Dad
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//////////Reply by wisp
//////////Posted November 4th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
@Mom, moms and dads? ghey.
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//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted November 4th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
@wisp, damn bro, ur shitting on evrythign 2nite
did u have a bad day bro?
//////////Reply by wisp
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 2:22 am
@aww fuck, no. this is actually what i do when im having a good day. thnx for asking :)
I hate when girls use Halloween as an excuse to dress slutty. it’s like, look, just dress slutty every day, why use a National Drinking Day (TM) as an excuse. real alts wear ‘nostalgic’ costumes. duh
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//////////Reply by manbaby.
//////////Posted November 4th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
@lolz, r u ghey? or an ugly grrrl? stfu.
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//////////Reply by lolz
//////////Posted November 4th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
@manbaby., lolz! are you retarded?? or do you just live in Bumblefuck, Indiana?
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//////////Reply by wisp
//////////Posted November 4th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
@lolz, yeah lolz. your pretty ghey.
//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted November 4th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
@manbaby.,
damn bro, its like ur trying to get less blowjays [via post-sexism sexism]
‘just dress slutty every day’ =/= ‘ghey’ or ‘ugly grl’
ugh, h8 when ppl dont read the whole thing, but think they ‘get it’ anyways
plz gtfo fggt, kthxbai
<3<3aw,fukk<3<3
//this has been a condescending comment about assholes that dont know how to read//
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Cool
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fun post crls
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http://www.we-are-awesome.com/nights/killallhumans/img_0051.html
this guy is it.
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Luv T&E but glad they werent on the list. They arent that alt ne more since that Vanity Fair article. Did see a Jan and Wayne Skylar costume tho at a very alt Halloween party.
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my parents r teabaggerz
i had to b Nathan Hale 4 halloween
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http://www.facebook.com/niharika
LOVE the MIA
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Went as Sailor Moon, for the fourth time. Ever feel like a costume is ‘meant for you’? Sailor moon 4 me.
Saw 2 many bloody beetroots and deadmau5 guys at HARD but gotta say Max from ‘Where the Wild Things Are’ wins this round.
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I went as an amish teen on rumspringa addicted to crystal meth
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//////////Reply by lolz
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
@SMKBNZ88, I like you.
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//////////Reply by b4hc
//////////Posted November 5th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
@SMKBNZ88, devil’s playground lol, had to watch in social deviance
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admiral ackbar with the 1983 don post mask and the rest hand made.
hazzah!
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Whoa, commenter FTW
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LOLZ, I got my 2 outfits and stripper boots via craigslist best way to try to slut out on the cheap
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wish crls would write about ke$ha vs. uffie. want his perspective on the debate…
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