IAMCARLES.com introduces the GENRE SHIRT.
A shirt for hi-level music bros.
“What kind of music do u listen 2?”
What’s ur fave genre of music? Chillwave, pitchforkcore, alt-rock, or lofi-Christian-trance?
Way more authentic than wearing the t-shirt of an individual indie band.
Helps ppl understand that u r transcendent. U r not a fan of 1 band. U r a a fan of ‘good/relevant’ music.
What did u list as ur fave music on facebook/myspace?
(available in 2 colours)
About to go 2 bed. Listening 2 my iPod.
Genres are important to the evolution of music/music fans.
Genre names may or may not be ‘completely retarded.’
Genres are tools that we use 2 communicate abt music.
Without genres, we wouldn’t know what kind of music we like.
Genres are labels we give to groups of similar music/artists.
the GENRE SHIRT: Presented/designed by Carles from IAMCARLES.com
$25
Buy Now
www.iamcarles.com
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TAO LIN 1983-???? SHIRT
A self-portrait by popular alternative writer, Tao Lin.
Author of Shoplifting from American Apparel.
I am Tao Lin.
$19
Buy Now @ http://www.iamcarles.com/
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///////////Shirt #3
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I AM CARLES THANK YALL shirt.
Let’s reconnect… (miss u)
Still just bein Carles.
$18
Buy Now @ http://www.iamcarles.com/
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/////////// I AM CARLES dot com
//////////// still here 4 u
/////////// just want 2 help ur prsnl brand
/////////// want 2 enable u 2 connect
/////////// with ppl who truly ‘get’ u
srsly tho….
what kind of music do u listen 2?
the GENRE SHIRT: now selling @ IAMCARLES.com
What r u buying ur BFF 4 xmas?
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//////////Reply by a bro
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
@pokemrmon, u just got promoted to ‘first’ [via comment removal]
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//////////Reply by chrysler5thavenue
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
@a bro, oh man
i was 1st but my link was “2 hot 2 handle”.
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//////////Reply by Reginald FTW
//////////Posted December 16th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
is bebe under 15?
if so, I have a lock and a cage with her name on it
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//////////Reply by melbourne
//////////Posted December 16th, 2009 at 1:26 am
@pokemrmon, does she come with the shirt?
hahahahaha
but srsly, i want to rape her…
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//////////Reply by tvbro
//////////Posted December 16th, 2009 at 7:50 am
@melbourne, ‘you’re gonna love raping that girl, I guarantee it’
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//////////Reply by gaudi
//////////Posted December 16th, 2009 at 11:42 am
@tvbro,
i “get” it. mens wearhouse
//////////Reply by justin
//////////Posted December 16th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
would totally do her
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//////////Reply by dingdongs
//////////Posted December 20th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
@pokemrmon,
Can someone plz explain to me what Bebe Zeva “does”?
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//////////Reply by †®åπP
//////////Posted December 21st, 2009 at 4:46 pm
@dingdongs, its called being a hot girl, its full time and very demanding
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I’m gonna have to run another marathon now…
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//////////Reply by Dan
//////////Posted December 16th, 2009 at 2:02 am
@a bro, new years resolution
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makes a great christmas gift.
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COOL DOG, IM GUNNA BUY THESE AND IMPRESS 14 YR OLD ENTRY LEVLRS
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//////////Reply by john anybro
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
@Gregg G., tugs-a-plenty
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clever im gonna ask santa for one,
thanks Carles
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just made my mastycard dbt tripl to be more aware of your ‘brand’ crls.
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the touch.
the feel.
the fabric of our lives.
<3 this/these.
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//////////Reply by a_nonnie_muss
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
@Kyle, of c0tton
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oh wow, an when we see these, we say, oh wow. How is it eel?
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chillwave has just been immortalized. booyah
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Hey I really like the concept of this shirt but I don’t really want to pay too much cash for it, do you mind if I get my dad to print a few out (he works with print shops that can do t-shirts).
Do you have the patterns available online? SVG would be great, mainly interested in the black genre shirt.
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//////////Reply by j
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
@youri, can i sexy u pls
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//////////Reply by Fucking Hell
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
@j, DUDE how did u make that post so shiny mate bro man
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you forgot sampledelia carles
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//////////Reply by Wildwood
//////////Posted December 16th, 2009 at 10:30 am
@WhildenVI, The Avelanches are like the best sampledelia band ever!
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//////////Reply by Blackface Killah
//////////Posted December 17th, 2009 at 12:23 am
@Wildwood, avies are best period. really bummed since I left you 2.0 did not drop this decade.
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jesus christ.
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//////////Reply by Jesus Christ
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
@wisp, What do you want, you have like 10 days until my b-day
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//////////Reply by jig
//////////Posted December 16th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
@Jesus Christ, 9 yall
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Love that Bebe Zeva
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Tao Lin <3Kombucha<3
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//////////Reply by Big Jimmy Johnson
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
@\\\\\, A bro put me on to Kombucha last night when I was getting my weekly supply of organic nuts and kale. Told me it tasted like swamp water, but was really good 4 you and makes you feel like Tony the Tiger shortly after.
Goin to try it this afternoon. I’ll be sure to keep you posted as to whether I also <3 it or not.
::: Hopes drinking $5 swamp water will surpass my daily consumption of nothing but raw kale, protein shakes/bars and organic nuts on the elitist dick scale :::
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//////////Reply by bloopie
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
@Big Jimmy Johnson, you can make ur own kombucha via a big mason jar
save $$$, get HEALTHY // DISCO
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//////////Reply by b4hc
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
@bloopie, feel retarded buying kombucha almost every day, then drink it and forget how retarded i felt paying for it yeeeEE
//////////Reply by \\\\\\\\\\
//////////Posted December 17th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
@bloopie, ginger (not peen) is the best flavvy
//////////Reply by andrew
//////////Posted December 17th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
@\\\\\, hate you guys for makin me crave kombucha
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fuck, i want these.
fuck my teenage unemployment!
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//////////Reply by Fucking Hell
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
@Lauren,
ya really want that shirt, don’t ya… wink wink
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Like the new layout.
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//////////Reply by a_nonnie_muss
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
@a_nonnie_muss, or colors rather
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got 2 have 1
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so now is my original ‘i am carles’ tee sort of outdated? need 2 kno if i am still cool/ironic/post-ironic when i wear it, or if i should get a new one.
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
@carolina, ‘original i am carles shirt’
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ah pshaw, just in time for xxxmas? how’d yall know what i wanted??
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that girl looks like she’s 12 years old and got into her mom’s makeup. also she has no hips.. when one of these sketchy-ass HRO bros takes her virginity, her pelvis bones will feel like they’re breaking
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//////////Reply by Bebe's Clit
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
@uh, get off me
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//////////Reply by generk witty cmmnt
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
@uh,
sounds like ur a:
A. jealous twilight fan
B. recently dumped tegan&sara fan
C. sexually frustrated bro
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//////////Reply by uh
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
@generk witty cmmnt, b is most accurate
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//////////Reply by rolf
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
@uh, wish ‘becca’ was the model
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//////////Reply by uh
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
@rolf, ‘whoever’ ‘that’ ‘is’
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//////////Reply by bro
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
@uh, guess its been a week now
also you’re a goddamn tool if you buy any of these t-shirts
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//////////Reply by James Keenan
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
@uh, I want to take a minute to confirm that this statement is misleading and that consumers will not be a part of my band should they choose to purchase one of these t-shirts.
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//////////Reply by dnl
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
@uh, fggt, buy a tee by a.n.y. brand and your a tool
(bought1)
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MAINSTREAM, YALL.
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Can anyone confirm if Bebe=Carles im so confuzed
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//////////Reply by generk witty cmmnt
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
@Shirtbrobro,
crls is jay reatard.
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//////////Reply by Malt
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
@generk witty cmmnt, is geologist is tao lin is jeffbro is becca is bebe’s mom is dan deacon.
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//////////Reply by jig
//////////Posted December 16th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
@Malt, bet bebe’s mom is a ‘MILF’
transcribed on my tumblr 4 yall
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//////////Reply by anjelica pickles
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
@PLZfollow, you fucked your url, tho
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//////////Reply by PLZfollow
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
@anjelica pickles, Thanks, wish I could edit/delete my comment bc I noticed that too.
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i like the tao one
looking forward to the day bebe is a well-known internet celebrity & gets picture posts on ONTD, jezebel, etc. think she might be ’significantly smarter/savvier’ than peaches geldof, lil j/cindy loo hoo, corey kennedy, etc.
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//////////Reply by generk witty cmmnt
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
@anjelica pickles,
loved ur show.
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//////////Reply by jvac
//////////Posted December 16th, 2009 at 10:16 am
@generk witty cmmnt, not sure if she is ever going to be relevant/respectable enough for any website besides this one based on all the mnstrm h8 for ‘it girls’
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feel like this is better branding for carles. might buy one, would never wear it in public.
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feel u should give shirt tew douche photog kylebro 2b rocking one of deez inverse post-ironically
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CRLS, this is ‘crass holiday commercialism.’
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//////////Reply by yoshimi
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
@john anybro, sick of x-mas gimmicks around every corner.
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<3 bebe zeva plz be mine <3 <3 x x x x x
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//////////Reply by kbiz
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
@bluebird., feel like you want to use her for sex/bjs.
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//////////Reply by j
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
@kbiz, i love u
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This shirt should come in v-neck. With a chest pocket. Need a place to store my cigs, YOU ALL!
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//////////Reply by altbaby
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
@kbiz, seriously. minus the chest pocket. but v-neck am appy, for sure.
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//////////Reply by JESSICA
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
@kbiz, def sure. iwant a v-neck too…but no chest pocket. those are pretty fggt :)
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//////////Reply by Ender
//////////Posted December 16th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
@kbiz, in the process of sewing chest pockets onto existing tshirts. oversized chest pockets definitely 2k11
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PROBABLY THE BEST POST OF 2K9.
MOST BEBE TO PIXEL RATIO OF ANY POST THUS FAR. NEAR PANTY SHOT WITH LOTS OF ORIGINAL CONTENT TO BOOT. MIGHT BUY THE SHIRT SO I CAN FEEL CLOSER TO HER. THE NEW RED SHIRT REALLY COMPLIMENTED HER LIPS AND HER NON-CHALANT-ALT-SEX-KITTEN HAIR-DO. TOO MUCH OF THAT AZN GUY BUT WHATEVS.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK CARLES;BEBE.
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h8 these new shirts
like the way hro used to be. miss u
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//////////Reply by \\\\\\\\\\
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
@Myth, yeah bro.
miss 2-3 sentence postes with mp3s of “PArty time 2000″ imbedded
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//////////Reply by yoshimi
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
@Myth, i am also ‘empty’ inside
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I will not buy this shirt because there is no Choose.Your.Own.Response. option.
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//////////Reply by hey anony anony
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
@brobro, <3 u
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‘finally’, an HR shirt i feel like i can ‘wear’.
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vneck me. otherwise might have to ‘get my photoshop on’ and type all that shit out in a similar font. tshirt mart here i come? vneck please.
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//////////Reply by nvwls
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
@brybro,
Agree. I feel like a vneckie would compliment my personal brand alot more. I think regular ‘tees’ might only be for regular mnstrm bros who don’t have any significant collarbone. Would appreciate having a product more tailored to my alt/authenticCore brand.
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//////////Reply by sis
//////////Posted December 18th, 2009 at 11:45 am
@nvwls, V neck NO! As a high lvl alt I warn you, Vneck tees are s0 2005.
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someone explain the genre ‘pizza’ to me, please
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
@DayGlowwed, pizza ep
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//////////Reply by coolidge
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
@anonymous, doi
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//////////Reply by brobro
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
@DayGlowwed, similar to the ‘bottle of wine’ genre.
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might be better without ‘genre shirt’ on the top
also can’t tell if this is more authentic than a screenprinted sasquatch shirt
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dig tao’s shit-eating grin in his 1st pic, looks like every ID photo i’ve ever taken. bros 4 lyfe, tao!
bebe is really channelling her inner AmAppy model here.
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how the fuck is “Swag-Hop” not on this list of music??
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kindof want to get the genre shirt just 4 listing “cop_killa_rap” and “sufjan_house”
feels like you really ‘get’ me carles
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jesus, was going to buy a major lazer shirt, now i dont know what to do
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//////////Reply by dudebroman
//////////Posted December 17th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
@aw, fukk, werd. kinda torn. maybe layers?
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Carles I made ten kinds of shirts for bran 182. I’ll trade you five kinds for these three.
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ima buy a tao lin shirt and tie dye it with my class on field day
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//////////Reply by anjelica pickles
//////////Posted December 16th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
@HJ, i like u
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//////////Reply by HJ
//////////Posted December 16th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
@anjelica pickles, like u too wanna be my gf?
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Carles is an entrepreneur. Diversifying his merchandise was a ’savvy business decision’ that I can ‘get behind.’
Also, will ‘courtly love’ [not courtnee love] make a comeback in 2k10. Might write some ‘love letters/poems’ to Bebe Zeva instead of ‘vulnerable ipod playlists’ to ‘possess her heart.’ [via the dethcab kewties]
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//////////Reply by chrises
//////////Posted December 16th, 2009 at 1:34 am
@dc,
he seems pretty well into ‘branding’
I think he learned about it in business school.
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//////////Reply by dc
//////////Posted December 16th, 2009 at 6:07 am
@chrises,
possibly was a supplementary business course at his high-level design school.
wish my brand was managed as well as his.
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u should model ur brand after pbr. don’t advertise. its moar authentic if u find it on ur own or if one of ur friends tells u about it.
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I didnt think that girl was cute at first. but now i do.
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//////////Reply by HJ
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
@ok ok, u remind me of leo getz (via lethal weapons 2-4)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy5TJ0s2HJs
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If I ever see somebody wearing one of these shirts in public, I will personally punch them in the teeth.
I’m ’so not down’ with flaunting the fact that you spend millions of hours every day downloading music and listening to half of each song.
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//////////Reply by generk witty cmmnt
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
@deadhau5,
via hyperbole.
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//////////Reply by women's studies 101
//////////Posted December 18th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
@deadhau5, there are only 24 hours in a day bro
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//////////Reply by †®åπP
//////////Posted December 21st, 2009 at 4:52 pm
@deadhau5, fuck off i listen to all of them all the way through
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bulletproof – yet speechless
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you’re right- tao lin is lovin some damn kombucha.
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what kind of boots are those on that girl
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//////////Reply by moonsovermyhammy
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
@_, steve madden
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bebe is so tiny! like a fairy or a teacup poodle! awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
think that this shirt is funny, but wearing it would make me look like ‘a douche.’ won’t buy it.
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bebe is a fukin 12 year old, and the picture of her on the flowery bed is gross. feel like carles ‘exploits’ children.
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//////////Reply by chilisfan
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 7:30 pm
@kombucha tastes yum, feel like just looking at this website is statutory rape
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//////////Reply by DAT ASS
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
@chilisfan, BOTH OF YOU JUST DONT GET THIS WEBSITE. PLZ LEAVE THIS CORNER OF THE INTERNET AND GO BACK TO AOL. SHE IS ATTRACTIVE AND ANYONE WHO DOESNT THINK SO IS GAY. GIRLS BECOME ATTRACTIVE WHEN THEY START MATURING AND GO THROUGH PUBERTY. JUST BECAUSE WE DONT SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR GLOBALIZED VERSION OF BIOLOGICALLY MISGUIDED SEXUAL NORMS DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN DENY OUR FINDING BEAUTY IN ONE OF THE FINEST SPECIMENS OF INNOCENT BEAUTY AVAILABLE.
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//////////Reply by brobro
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
@DAT ASS, LOVE YOUR CAPS BRO.
//////////Reply by lainz
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
@DAT ASS, bro, you need some chillwave in ur life.
2 uptight. stress = mainstream.
//////////Reply by young larry
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
@DAT ASS, (via ‘HumbertHumbertBro’)
//////////Reply by chilisfan
//////////Posted December 16th, 2009 at 2:58 am
@DAT ASS, lol, dude, i read bebe’s ‘twitter’ ok? i think i ‘get’ it.
//////////Reply by yoshimi
//////////Posted December 16th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
@DAT ASS, you’re a moron
//////////Reply by qwertty6y6y6y6y6
//////////Posted December 17th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
@DAT ASS, i agree
//////////Reply by yoshimi
//////////Posted December 16th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
@chilisfan, hoping she is legal so charges won’t be filed
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damn y’all, can’t decide which shirt i want 2 align my brand with.
feel like genre shirt is the coolest bt don’t want tons of bros reading my body all day.
feel like iamcarles meme was s0 2k8/9
i like the tao lin shirt BUT don’t want bros thinking i was born in 1983.
damn y’all, help a bro choose?
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//////////Reply by eyepatch
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
@torbro y moi, ur new album is real real good, i put ‘my touch’ on my top ten of 2k9 list, i’ll stop talking to myself
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Has Bebe gotten way hotter in the last few months or is it just that the wine i’m drinking is allowing me to admit to myself that i think a 16/17 year old is hot?
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//////////Reply by DAT ASS
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
@GLDFSH, THERE IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED ABOUT, ITS NATURAL. THE ONLY IMPEDANCE TO HER NATURAL PERFECTION IS HER MORTALITY.
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//////////Reply by d00dz
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
@DAT ASS, ………….
you just got on some morbid-creepy shit, DAT ASS.
what happened to the just skeezy-creepy shit?
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//////////Reply by DAT ASS
//////////Posted December 16th, 2009 at 5:43 am
@d00dz, sry bro, this post has just gotten me a bit flustered. just realized my caps-lock has been on for the past month. how silly of me lol
//////////Reply by gross
//////////Posted December 16th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
@DAT ASS, it seems u spend ur life inside ur parents basement. srsly crazy and stuff.
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feelin’ pretty sad
miss u OG i am carles blue shirt
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i bought your tee so please come back to the old hro-posts. tiger woods/tvthings = LAME
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fuck fuck fuck.
i got a rip in my old HRO tee.. please bring back the original design!
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//////////Reply by qwertty6y6y6y6y6
//////////Posted December 17th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
@chichi, sew it u moron
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//////////Reply by chichi
//////////Posted December 17th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
@qwertty6y6y6y6y6, the rip in beyond repair. the shirt is more like 2 pieces of cloth now, cunt.
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OMFG i want that shirt so bad!!!
i totally know what you mean.
i HATE getting the question “what kind of music do u listen to?” from mainstreamers.
I want to say “well, i kind of like everything, as long as it sounds good” but that sounds really douchey. and you can’t just go “i like metal, indie, hip hop” because then you feel like you’re degrading the music you love so much.
so frustrating. UGH!
that shirt will solve everything.
thank you Carles.
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when this site is just an ad graveyard, it will be remembered as ‘that place where Bebe Zeva….’
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i like the GENRE shirt but wouldn’t be caught dead wearing it in an authentic hipster setting. would probs wear it to my little cousin’s first communion or something like that. maybe wear and it walk by a high school to attract tweens.
bebe looked hotter modelling the original HRO shirt. i’d still accept blowies from her though.
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//////////Reply by Bebe
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
@a., SORRY, I ONLY HAD 12 HOURS TO TAKE THESE PICS
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I am a horny bro where are nakeds of that girl!
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first i was like: this is cool
then i was like: this is shit
wud rather wear a white-t with ‘music’
printed real small in cursive
in red under my left armpit
bebe vs gaga
what yall think?
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she reminds me of my 13 yr old sister.. feels so wr0ng..
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//////////Reply by chexoffender
//////////Posted December 15th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
@dayum, pics?
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‘the tween in me is the tween in u’
-the smashing pumpies [via the tila tequilitas]
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Buying the I Am Carles (version 2.0) shirt and the Tao Lin shirt will not only enhance yer personal brand, but bamboozle mnstrmrs.
Wonder if Urban Outfitters is going to sell the Tao Lin t-shirt alongside Shoplifting From AmAppy.
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genre shirt is best! hahaha buying one at work now…
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“I just want 4 walls and a HRO tee 4 my girls.” -AveyBear
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About to go to bed. Listening 2 my iPod (mYpod). 4got to take my eye makeup off.
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If I buy a new shirt can I get one of the old I Am Carles shirts too?
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feel scared u r just trying 2 sell _______
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shits weak as shit.
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Carles, how much is the ‘personal delivery’ option on these shirts?
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whoever ur model is is A+ fuckable
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bebe is the biggest babe of all time
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srsly yall, been reflecting
this genre shirt is ‘hella ghey’ and wearing it would make me feel like a lame maltstreamer who tries ‘too hard’ to be authentic. might as well wear a p4k.com shirt everyday. feel like the ‘i am crls’ shirt is way better (via simplicity). like tao lin’s shirt kinda…
also, feel like using pictures of an underage girl not wearing pants to sell merch is kinda skeezy. bebe seems smart and cool, and she is ‘totally keut’ enough 2 b a model/spokeswoman, but also feel like that picture is ’somewhat creepy’.
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//////////Reply by gross
//////////Posted December 16th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
@chilisfan, i agree with u. this blog has jumped the shark. carles uses obnoxious marketing methods to sell merch, as if we are just another group of brainwashed consumers to manipulate.
thought he hated the mnstrm. now i realize, he is mnstrm.
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//////////Reply by qwertty6y6y6y6y6
//////////Posted December 17th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
@gross, yeah but it’s just a blog—it’s not like it’s ART or anything right?
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siq shirt. Model is hot 2, when I see her I automatically think “wow someone is totally going to kidnap and kill her some day”. u know? Like those pics remind me of the stuff they show the police when she has been missing. Haha woopz got sidetracked. Gonna buy this shit 4shure.
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//////////Reply by DAT ASS
//////////Posted December 16th, 2009 at 5:47 am
@DICKZ, “wow someone is totally going to kidnap and kill her some day”
TOTES AGREE WITH YOU ON THAT FOR SOME REASON
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that girl is hideous, apply MORE makeup
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//////////Reply by FGGT
//////////Posted December 16th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
@wannabe,
stop the hate..
BEBE 4eVr
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deathcore
electro
indie pop/rock
this shirt is so ‘nxt lvl’ [via transcending]
Bebe Zeva is ’so keut’, not as keut as an azn but almost
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//////////Reply by louis
//////////Posted December 16th, 2009 at 4:29 am
@louis, wait a minute.
fuck u crls
why you always tryin 2 sell me shit
thought we were bros
this is ‘bullshit’
i bet ur going 2 try and sell your ’shitty’ jesus christ EP too
ur such a selloutBro
going 2 buy a shirt and cross out every genre except horrorcore,
fuk u hipsters
juggalo 4 lyfe
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//////////Reply by kafkaBro
//////////Posted December 16th, 2009 at 5:31 am
@louis, woop woop my ninja! That’s right bitches you thought we were gone, oh hellzzz no. We were just going UNDERGROUND on yo a$$. we’ve been monitoring all yo posts since you called us out.
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//////////Reply by altina
//////////Posted December 16th, 2009 at 9:17 am
@kafkaBro, lol
hope they can send these shirts to ppl who live in europe
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goddamnit, that bebe zeva; i want to wear her out and wipe my dick with her face until her makeup looks like the joker heath 2k8.
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//////////Reply by Wildwood
//////////Posted December 16th, 2009 at 10:50 am
@no fish today, yeah…that azn chick is pretty cute too
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I just bought Genre shirts for me and my brothers (the biological kind, not the way black people use it, which i think is more meaningful) – but need to know if i can wear it with boobs… i’m thin, just have big boobs, and need to know if they can be alt (altbags?)
p.s. is quoting zoolander alt?
p.s.version2.0 – is “p.s.” too mainstream?
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//////////Reply by chilisfan
//////////Posted December 16th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
@GradSchool=Alt,
“i’m thin, just have big boobs, and need to know if they can be alt (altbags?)”
-only if you let ppl do blow off them
“p.s. is quoting zoolander alt?”
-only in a post-post-ironic context
“p.s.version2.0 – is “p.s.” too mainstream?”
-no way bro
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//////////Reply by really?
//////////Posted December 16th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
@GradSchool=Alt, you’re a moron. can’t believe u graduated from high school.
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these shirts r “expensive as fuck” and therefore mainstream
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//////////Reply by grizzlycunt
//////////Posted December 16th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
@SMKBNZ88, i got the knock off right here bro $5
http://rlv.zcache.com/ubfm_genre_scale_t_shirt-p235211668701092500ud3o_400.jpg
order now
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FUCK!!! make a shirt for the larger folks come on. XXL please
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whar is fagcore via lovehatehero
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Where is bro-fi, Carles??
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i dont care about the shirt, i just want the chick!
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hmmmm, fake retirement followed by resurrection, followed by major scandal that ends up in a news sources meaningful to hipsters in a meaningful alt city, followed by Tiger post, followed by 100 plus comments on each post followed by new marketing push of the Carles/Tao Lin brand just in time for the holidays…there is method in this madness
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Srsly about to buy this shirt for someone for Christmas…
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I will buy the Tao Lin shirt because that is both meaningful and relevant to me. It will impress my creative writing class and make me feel good about helping Tao Lin become an icon.
Might buy genre shirt. Fact that is has “anything but country & rap” on it makes me laugh aloud. Fact that is has “anything but country & rap” on it makes me think crls browses the imageboard /mu/, which scares me on an existential level.
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your female t-shirt model here is quite hot
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Love Bebe’s lazy eye. It kinda makes her approachable.
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bebe is a babe
bebe = babe
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all your shirts look like something old people in nursing homes wear, i work in one so i know, they are more for old people than hipsters, very lame
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//////////Reply by Cindy Pepper
//////////Posted December 19th, 2009 at 3:14 am
@lobro, Is there a nursing home for old, retired alts?
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OJ was not this decade.
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CARLES,
You have got to be able to get a better photographer/model/shirt design
than that, c’mon now,
really?
: p
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