Last night I had a dream that I was in a relevant dive bar, drinking an imported beer with God. He told me, “Son. I’m proud of you. Don’t be so afraid. Be yourself. Move forward. Listen. Listen to the people.”
I replied, “I’m scared, God.”
“What are you scared of?”
“Maybe I just don’t have it any more. Maybe this whole blog thing isn’t for me.”
Jesus took a sip of beer and responded, “Carles. You have always been an authentic bro. That will never change. This above all, to thine own bro be true.”
He was right. In that moment, I tuned out the classic new wave blasting in the background, and I realized something had been missing from my life for the past week or so. I had given away something that meant so much to me to a few acquaintances who I had met at a Blogging and Internet Workshop in late 2007. I had given my blog to Becca, Mike, and Reginald. It was time to stop running away from my problems. It was time to confront my fears as a blogger.
God eyed a cute 17 year old lingering by the DJ booth, obviously afraid to buy a drink and risk getting carded by the 35 year old bartendercore bartender. I knew he was about to bail on me to take advantage of some sweet, young vagina–he was really into being ‘daddy’ to so many young girls who needed lessons on ‘how to be a hipster’ before he ditched them when they turned 18.
Godbro turned to me and said, “Carles. You know what you need to do. I’m not going to tell you, because the answer is inside of you.” He walked towards the 17 year old, and his thick FleetFox-like beard was like a blowjie magnet to the 17-year old prey. Needless to say, God had booked a one-way ticket to Cum City, USA. He looked at me and said, “Cha-ching” then pretended to put a penis in his mouth, representing the eventual blowjob he would get in the bar restroom.
I walked out of the bar into the cold of the night. I knew what I had to do.
“I’m going to get my blog back.”
I went home and took my Macbook Pro out of the recycling bin.
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“We all have a reason to be alive. Michael Jordan was put on this Earth to put balls in baskets. Michael Jackson was put here to entertain. Tiger Woods was put on this Earth to _________. I am here to blog. This bro is me. This blog is me.”
-Carles, 2k9
This is Carles. After spending some time away from the internet, I decided that it was time to unretire. After reading thousands of emails and tweets from concerned followers, I finally understand why I am alive. I was put on this Earth to blog. For those of you who don’t know, blogging is an art form invented sometime in the 1990s, but gained tons of steam in the 2k0s.
In many interviews with numerous esteemed paper magazines, many interviewers ask me, “When did you know that this is what you wanted to do? When did you know that you are the Hipstar Ranoff?” I remember when I was a child, I wanted to be a doctor or a lawyer, or a professional in some other field that would offer me a bright financial future, with a chance to make a difference in my local community. Something that would give me the opportunity to raise a well-fed family and drive a nice car to my nice home every night. Then I turned into a teenager/post-teenager, and discovered my alternative identity. I wanted to express myself, contribute to ‘the arts’, or possibly some sort of niche micro-scene. I wanted to be paid for ‘being myself,’ or at least create a marketable self and ‘make Am Appy ad $$$$.’
“For a minute there, I lost myself”
-Thom Yorke
I must not be afraid of the opportunity that is the Hipster Ronuff blog. I must move forward, promoting progressive journalism and web media. I must continue analyzing mainstream and alternative topics. Carles has been widely regarded as ‘the last great music critic/journalist.’ Additionally, many websites like Pitchfork Media and GorillaVsBear credit Carles for the success of breaking such bands as Animal Collective, Neon Indian, and Grizzly Bear. With Carles acting as a consumer tastemaker forecaster and trendsetter, the scene is truly a better place. The Mission of the Carles is still alive. The Passion of the Carles is still alive in his ‘tribe’/'twitter following.’
“The Passion of the Carles.”
-Mel Gibson
We can’t forget about the teens/tweens.
We can’t forget about the former altbros.
We can’t forget about the middle aged music criticism core bros.
We can’t forget about the ‘ppl who like to laugh at effing hipsters.’
We can’t forget about the readers.
The readers who take this blog very seriously.
We must move forward together.
We must be trendsetters together.
We must filter out the finest bands/memes/tweets for our consumption.
This is our internet. This is our country. This is our generation. This is our bloggiosphere 2.
“It’s my life
It’s now or never
I ain’t gonna live forever
I just wanna live while I’m alive”
-Bon Jovi
Srsly worried about 2k10 though. Feel like ‘the rug will be pulled out from under us’ unless we ‘put together a plan’ to ‘totally overhaul the scene’, throwing past trends/bands/fashions under the bus, and moving forward. The next decade will be our last war, holding on to the power of our demographic as a consumer force before the tween generation evolves. We must get better jobs. We must not have kids. We must control trends so that tweens are late-adopters to technology/products/brands/etc. We must uphold the brands that we hold dear, and not make them affordable to minorities and the poors.
When 2k10 begins, “Alt” will end. These are the last days of Alt. These are the last days of ‘indie.’
This is my mission. I am Carles. A blog.
“God Bless us…Every One.”
-Tiny Tim
“Never forget.”
-the people who branded 9-11
The Brand is Alive. Ur kinda Carles.
“Never, ever, ever give up. Here is an orange wedge. Make sure to drink some fluids.”
-Carles coaching his son’s youth sports team
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187 Comments
first but really third
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//////////Reply by lastnightsfartie
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 4:13 pm
@mr jeffers, CRLS please make sure that you give Becca, Mikebro and Reginald one last change to blog – i would really like to follow their other projects / blogs. I feel like i’ve grown closer 2 them. Just want 2 stay in touch w/ them.
thank you!
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//////////Reply by Crlsisback
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 4:28 pm
@lastnightsfartie, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MICQZrdM8I
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//////////Reply by ANAN
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 6:26 pm
@Crlsisback, OMMGGGGG I LOVE THIIIISIISISISISI REMIXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!
//////////Reply by a_nonnie_muss
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 6:52 pm
@lastnightsfartie, i know rite
these last few days have been s0 krazie for me
don’t know what to believe anymore
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//////////Reply by Jesse
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 4:49 pm
@mr jeffers, DAMN!!!! IT’S GOOD TO HEAR UR VOICE
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//////////Reply by BROMINE
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 4:49 pm
THE RETURN OF THE KING [via l.o.t.r.core]
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//////////Reply by hey anony anony
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 6:35 pm
@BROMINE, THE KING STAY THE KING
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//////////Reply by Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 5:14 pm
@mr jeffers, I bought the Portishead album last night. Smoked weed.
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//////////Reply by remixes are better
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 7:51 pm
@Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI, ‘It’s only you, who can tell me apart, Carloses.’
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//////////Reply by HORNDAWG
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 5:26 pm
CAN NE 1 RECOMMEND SOME RELEVANT ALT PORN TO ME?
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//////////Reply by Altbag
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 7:28 pm
WELCOME BACK TAO
WE MISSED YOU MISSED YOU
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//////////Reply by jovial
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 7:33 pm
what the fuck is this?
where is the smart ass writing?
all i see is this boring fucking shit.
i need some absurd remarks to get through the rest of this year.
jfchrist, who ever manages this blog must be in marketing, always changeing fucking shit up.
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//////////Reply by Michael Richards
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Adblock for Firefox, the true altbro browser, for every1 who is sick of Carles advertizementz.
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1865
//////////Reply by Reginald FTW
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 10:29 pm
nigga plz
gimme sum hennessy
B E B E
4 E A E
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//////////Reply by Bigger_I_Said
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 4:40 pm
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//////////Reply by fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 4:48 pm
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//////////Reply by Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 5:15 pm
@fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Ha I’m team Edward.
//////////Reply by Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 5:26 pm
@fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu, I just picked up an eighth off my guy. Want to chill and watch Twilight and smoke weed? Got some cool Peter Tosh too.
//////////Reply by CrassLOVER
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 7:26 pm
YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF “ALT” DEATH [via mainstream-afication of the altbro way],
I WILL FEAR NO EVIL: FOR CARLES ART WITH ME;
THY BLOG AND THY POSTS, THEY COMFORT ME.
//////////Reply by CrassLOVER
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 7:46 pm
@Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI, u are a disgrace to chiLLbros everywhere
twilight was one of the apocalyptic horsemen of the AltWorld
ANALOGY
twilight : the dying “Alt Way”:: diarrhea : anal sex
//////////Reply by altina
//////////Posted December 4th, 2009 at 7:58 am
@simply j, hahaha Derrick ur funny LOLz etc
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No Reading Comment! 2nd?
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//////////Reply by matt
//////////Posted December 4th, 2009 at 2:48 am
looking for friends:
please enjoy critical thinking(even if you don’t do it much, we can work on that together)
have experienced euphoria and nirvana
hope for a future full of euphoria
p.s. : i’m a neuroscience major at johns hopkins that hopes to cure aging.
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‘i knew it the whole time guyz’
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thank god
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//////////Reply by remixes are better
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 7:45 pm
@sara, Boner of God.
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i miss reginaldbro…
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//////////Reply by fu
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 5:47 pm
@ncreep, lawl same
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welcome back bro
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http://www.twitter.com/comfortablysmug
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//////////Reply by gwen
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 3:51 pm
@comfortablysmug, whore
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7thish
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Praise Godbro!
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//////////Reply by CrassLOVER
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 7:48 pm
@gimmick, PRAISE BJ’s FOR JESUS!!!
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//////////Reply by CrassLOVER
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 7:51 pm
@CrassLOVER, if i grow a fleety-foxy beard will i get miscellaneous BJ’s from women??
…gotta be a tiger mountain peasant
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//////////Reply by zombiescan'tdance
//////////Posted December 4th, 2009 at 3:18 am
@CrassLOVER, Not only will you get hella bjs, but you will never die.
//////////Reply by OhNoOhMy
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 7:49 pm
@gimmick, A L E L U Y A!!!!
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thought you were gone for real this time, wish you would’ve left, wish we would all forget about alternative.
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//////////Reply by Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 5:25 pm
@anon, Ha anon, it’s like short for anonymous. Dude we should totally blase together.
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 8:31 pm
@Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI, ಠ_ಠ
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How come every time I comment first, the server crashes?
Very suspicious, I feel cursed
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//////////Reply by chilisfan
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 4:13 pm
@Bebe, dont worry bebebro. yalls face is still on the banner. mayb hro.com can’t handle too much of ur alt-jew powers. think alt-jews might be more influential than most alts via controlling the media.
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//////////Reply by mr jeffers
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 4:39 pm
@Bebe, ohhh thats why i was first but really third
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//////////Reply by Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 5:24 pm
@Bebe, Do you RSS this from a smart phone? Do you think you can teach me how to do that. I just got an iPhone and am dying to know how to use it. Let’s smoke weed.
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//////////Reply by Anonymous
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 7:16 pm
@Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI, Woah. R u 4 real?
@BeBę, diggin the myspacepics QT
@Carles, Welcome back. Thank U
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//////////Reply by CrassLOVER
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 7:30 pm
@Anonymous, Feel like weed will be big in 2k10.
//////////Reply by altina
//////////Posted December 4th, 2009 at 11:23 am
@Bebe, <3 u Crls/miss u MikeBro/h8 u Bebe
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//////////Reply by Bebe
//////////Posted December 4th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
@altina, you were in my dream last night
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//////////Reply by DAT ASS
//////////Posted December 4th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
@Bebe, <3 BEBE. THERE IS NO FINER EXAMPLE OF ALT TWEEN JB.
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another gimmick come and gone
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//////////Reply by CrassLOVER
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 7:34 pm
@dandaroo, wat do u want from this site bro?? Carles is giving us wat he has to offer. If u didnt enjoy this creative stunt I cant image why u check this site…
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//////////Reply by OhNoOhMy
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 7:51 pm
@CrassLOVER, word
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//////////Reply by dandaroo
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 8:10 pm
@CrassLOVER, i was not making any negative judgments on this particular gimmick, just pausing for moment to witness it’s passing
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//////////Reply by u go mikebro!
//////////Posted December 4th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
@dandaroo, gimmick? whatevz. just bring mikebro back.
godbro sounds chill
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so are the black guy, the fat chick and awesome mike gone?
or is this now a team?
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That douchey broad becca made me miss you carles… Thanks for not forgetting about those of us who “like to laugh at effing hipsters.”
You are a bright spot in my work day. srsly.
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welcome back carles. i knew those replacement bloggers were you. strawmen to make you look better. well, it worked. don’t leave me like that again.
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so is carles still dead.com?
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CABRÓN! ALELUYA DIJO EL SEÑOR!
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closer to being first than to being “last” — I know only this (my fave song is “Somewhere Out There” as sung by a mouse in a cartoon movie)
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It’s good that you’re back. Those other bloggers you left us hanging with are garbage.
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was worried ’sic’ about u bro
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//////////Reply by ANAN
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 8:49 pm
@MySpaceWinz, freal bro
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pheeeeeew
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new carles seems ‘fake’, somehow.
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//////////Reply by sambone
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 5:39 pm
@stvspl, yeah I get that.
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fuck you carles.
read the comment by ‘john m’ in your ‘retirement’ post. that comment is the best thing ever posted on HRO, and it was a reader’s comment.
he’s right, HRO is dead, you’re pandering to the masses now. the mainstream has walked in on hipsterdom’s inside joke, and it’s all over
it’s sad that you came up with this gimmick because it really shows how over-the-hill this blog is
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//////////Reply by Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 5:22 pm
@Conan, One time me and my friends protested in front of the admissions office. Then smoked weed.
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//////////Reply by sambone
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 5:41 pm
@Conan, it is true, he is pandering to the masses, but he seems to do this in cycles.
He gets more edgy and then gets scared and goes safe again.
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//////////Reply by John M
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 10:48 pm
@Conan,
Cheer up, emo kid.
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Carles, you owe me a page for the zine, tia
<3 Carles
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//////////Reply by grant golland
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 4:44 pm
@Carles, first
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//////////Reply by Scott Curtis
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 5:00 pm
@Carles, damn. howd you get so many posts so fast. and howd you get a kewl blue background? u r carles
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//////////Reply by Carles
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 5:04 pm
@Scott Curtis, i am carles
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//////////Reply by Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 5:17 pm
@Carles, HAHA H4XORD 4LIFE
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//////////Reply by what
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 5:45 pm
@Carles, blogstrong.
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//////////Reply by OhNoOhMy
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 7:54 pm
@Carles, praise be Carles.
Nice stunt, although you did have me mad worried.
I h8 u for <3 you.
I still want a shirt, when are you announcing the winners??
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//////////Reply by Carles
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 8:06 pm
@OhNoOhMy, you ‘won’
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//////////Reply by wantbebez
//////////Posted December 4th, 2009 at 3:55 am
@Carles, in ~2.5 rl yrs i have never noticed a crls cmmnt b4
“bartendercore bartender”
lulz
also, best dialogue in any post ever.
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bring back MikeBro
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//////////Reply by Fagcore Fggt
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 4:59 pm
@Sports, 2nd that yall MikeBros the illist
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//////////Reply by u go mikebro!
//////////Posted December 4th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
@Fagcore Fggt, fuckin totally bros!! bummin hard core. mikebro 4 evah!!!
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down with fat white chicks! up with carles!
i had a feeling this was a plan to push moar #AMAPPY “shwag” but i forgive u carles.
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noice
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whenever i go to church via xmas/easter i spend most of the time having impure thoughts about the hot girls butts in the rows ahead of me
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carles is a true bro.
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//////////Reply by karlheinz
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 7:13 pm
@justin, is he
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thank God!!!
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FAG. CARLES YOU ARE A FAG.
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//////////Reply by u go mikebro!
//////////Posted December 4th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
@ultbro, woah, carelsy is no fag, but he sure isn’t as rad as mikebro.
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I’m guna miss becca’s BBW perspectives
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the internet was blowing without you carles. blowing s0 hard.
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//////////Reply by Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 5:28 pm
@tissuesnotkleenex,
Q: How do you chop a hick’s dick off?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth.
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THANKU:)
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But I do really like Jack Johnson
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//////////Reply by Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 5:30 pm
@Brodeo clown, Yeah he’s great. He came and played at my University last year. I hope we can pull Rebeluion this year. I’m going to smoke so much weed.
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//////////Reply by Brodeo clown
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 5:35 pm
@Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI,
grabbed her tits
grabbed her ass
grabbed my bong and smoked some grass
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ITS DEAD CARLES. ITS STILL DEAD. FAKE HIATUS’ CANT FIX IT.
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//////////Reply by Carles
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 4:14 pm
@ultbro, damn
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//////////Reply by grizzlycunt
//////////Posted December 4th, 2009 at 1:37 am
@Carles, true, carles. this post is like a premature ejaculation.
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You’re such a fag. You suck, royally.
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//////////Reply by karlheinz
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 7:08 pm
@Hung Fa Lo, no yr wrong
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i’m very happy. <3 this post and <3 all my authentic cmmntrs. thnx for adding me on myspace yall.
welcome back, crls. welcome back welcome back welcome back.
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*feigned surprise*
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Becca plz come back I want to morry u
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miss u dark perspectives
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//////////Reply by gaston
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 4:50 pm
miss wavves
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//////////Reply by phydeax
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 5:09 pm
@jimothy, 2nd[ed]
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luv u.
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How’d u get ur URL back from Becca + MikeBro + Reginald!? Surprised Becca would just walk away. Knew MikeBro was a quitter all along. Reginald was probz too worried about the MediaJews.
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//////////Reply by Carles
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 4:24 pm
@pokey v., traded twitter logins
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hai crles.
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//////////Reply by karlheinz
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 7:12 pm
@NecroWizard,
LOLCATS: BIG IN 2k12????????????
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Godbro bless yall.
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jesus dude you had us really worried there for a bit – i mean, becca was kut and all but dang man she didn’t nearly have your same ‘panache’ (can I say ‘panache’ in mixed company)? i h8 to say it but maybe she could stay on as your marketing guru – she did have some hawt ‘authentic’ ideas that might help break HRO into the ‘mainstream’ – and godbro could tell you about the ‘goodtimes’ in that neighborhood.
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Is Carles ‘a gift from god’ now?
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//////////Reply by iampaco
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 5:06 pm
@Ingrid, duh carles=alt Jesus
resurrection rocks and we are his disciples
Oops got too bible there
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//////////Reply by Ingrid
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 5:12 pm
@iampaco, And this may be his ‘2nd coming’ perhaps.
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//////////Reply by iampaco
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 6:23 pm
@Ingrid, yes, we have pulled back the stone and there he was completely alive and chillin to some anco
FUCK THIS. im out
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that was fa$t
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Now that CRLS is back i have a reason to live again
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ty
i hoep u are keeping becca tho
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//////////Reply by Flip_McCool
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 7:07 pm
@teh, shes tied up
in my basement
lmao
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I know you can come up with a meme that serves a bigger and wider purpose, carles. Godbro knows it too, cause he told me so.
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i luv u w/ all my <3 carles!!!!
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i miss reginald
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//////////Reply by karlheinz
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 7:05 pm
@wila, no shit reginald ftw wtf
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<3 carles godbro blesses you all
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I MISS BECCA :(
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//////////Reply by mae
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 6:31 pm
@mnstrmylolly, becca sucked Carles lives!
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luv u carles
luv u bebe
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FINALLY
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//////////Reply by Lord Gaga's Muse
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 9:45 pm
@jenerous,
Old pirates, yes, they rob I
sold I to the merchant ships,
Minutes after they took I
from the bottomless pit.
But my hand was made strong
by the ‘and of the Almighty.
We forward in this generation triumphantly.
Won’t you help to sing this songs of freedom
‘Cause all I ever have
Redemption songs,
Redemption songs.
- some jamaican bro
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Cool ’stunt’. Excited and nervous for 2k10, wondering what ‘altbros’ will evolve into [via pokemon]
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//////////Reply by mr jeffers
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 4:46 pm
@Dave Davidson, It’s a cat who’s a vigilante.
A cat who is a vigilante.
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//////////Reply by chong
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 7:21 pm
@Dave Davidson, ratatat?
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hell yes. the normal all caps font is back. carles is back. great post, dude. welcome back.
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//////////Reply by lilers
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 9:29 pm
@scraperbike, seriously missed the uppercase title.
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Crls died for alt according to the twitter, that he was buried, that he was raized on the 3rd day accrdng to the facebook.
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carles.
just blog if u feel like it.
not really sure if that ‘retirement shit’ was just a ‘device’ to introduce becca etc, but regardless i think you are having some ‘artist problems’ about HRO. don’t ‘worry about it’.
carles is gonna die eventually, just let him die a natural death.
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was kind of hoping you’d let the Mike/Becca/Reginald ‘trifectum’ ‘marinate’ for a while and let their characters develop. but the one thing you do on this blog, and I fucking respect you for, is fuck with our perceptions. we expect something, get accustomed to it, and you take it in a different direction. you have built into you what Animal Collective does – they can write anything, change into any style at any given time, and even if it’s ‘crap’ – they will still get props for challenging us and doing what they want to do artistically. and like them, you have a league of followers who like your ‘core nature’ enough to support you in any weather. you have followers who will take your brand in, swallow it up, adopt some of the memes/mannerisms in their own way – and take it to new, such great heights/perspectives. but without you to generate the desire to do so, it is nothing. worried this paragraph didn’t ‘flow’.
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//////////Reply by Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 5:19 pm
@skybeard, Haha, Damn. This was almost like reading a text book. Man, School sucks.
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//////////Reply by brobro
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 5:20 pm
@skybeard, [via Carles = '#1' {subvia Strawberries and Jam}]
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//////////Reply by midnightspecial
//////////Posted December 4th, 2009 at 1:44 am
@skybeard,
dear carles, ‘you have followers who will take your dick in(their mouth), swallow it up, adopt memes/cremes in their own way’
skybeard is one of those followers
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//////////Reply by Runnoft
//////////Posted December 4th, 2009 at 2:49 am
@skybeard,
Agree w/ your ‘marination theory’ bro. Wish Crls character took a blog year off or so.
This site = s0 mnstrm now.
Am I not authentic b/c I spend so much time ‘online’?
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Please tell me Mikebro got fed into a wood chipper!
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also; can we get the alt report back?
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Crls,
Sanity is restored since you’ve returned to HRO – feel it is authentic again. Hope you fired Mikebro and Becca, but keep Reginaldbro around for business operations and to give us a fresh perspective (albeit only once every two months).
Hope alt doesn’t die in 2k10.
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“And after 3 days of blogsphere-death, Carles rised from the dead to save yall”
Miss the Dark Perspectives bro though…
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We all knew this was going to happen. It was only a matter of time.
Hopefully there will be less ‘gimmicks’ now and more ‘memorable’ posts.
xoxo
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CRLS this week has been s00 funny. Thanks.
feel like this was one of the best hro post ever. made me feel special. made me feel ‘part of something’
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//////////Reply by chilisfan
//////////Posted December 4th, 2009 at 1:58 am
@torbro y moi, feel like we ‘experienced’ history together. nvr frgt crls.
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CaRLES BAK YaLLL!!!! **new it**
(did you see the words blastin through my bose head fonezzz)..felt vulns for a bit.
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fuck dubstep. stay disco.
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//////////Reply by Fuuuuuuunk
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 5:33 pm
@anon, word. i feel at x1000000000000000
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Best hoax since #ballo0nboy
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CARLES…. SERIOUSLY CONSIDER the idea of
Changing the Blog Colors to
YELLOW, GREEN, BLACK
(AND POSSIBLY a little RED for the “Buffalo Soldiers”
Who Lost their lyfe in ‘Da Revolution’!)
420 Yall
Bob Marley Ya’
Raggae DUBSTEP YA!
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//////////Reply by Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 5:13 pm
@HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK, You Mean “Ja Revolution”?
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crls = altbro jesus
may your holiness last for ever.
Lol at god gettin some head gettin gettin some head
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hay carles bring back the relevant links at the top i like those a lot k thanks
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You Mean “Ja Revolution”?
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tyga tyga woods yall
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Too long, did not read.
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i’m going to jerk off to becca’s pic for the last time now.
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//////////Reply by karlheinz
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 7:04 pm
@Roanoake, lmao
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I ‘feel it all around.’
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//////////Reply by Fuuuuuuunk
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 5:32 pm
@jimmm, word. got that shit on wacks.
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becca gave alt a chance to continue life…2 bad…
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3nt3rt41n1ng 4 5H0.
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Beer Pong at my place!
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oh… good….
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My audio engineering teacher was the original bassist in Bon Jovi. Fuck all of you.
trillzy.
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Let me catch you up on the stories you need to cover:
-The Owl City ’shitstorm’
-The Gorizzly vs Bear Dirty Projjies Snub of 2,009
-GvBvP Blog War of 2,009
-What Would U Want?
a) Sky
b) Choose.Your.Own.Response.
-The Death of Carles
-p4k’s Most Meaningful Videos/Worst Covers of the Blog Year.
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//////////Reply by hey anony anony
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 7:19 pm
@brobro, + cudderisback blipster freestyle (via ottoman)
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//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 8:35 pm
@hey anony anony, link plz
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//////////Reply by hey anony anony
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 8:48 pm
@aw, fukk, http://hypem.com/search/cudderisback/1/
//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted December 4th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
@hey anony anony, <3 u
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Gonna celebrate carles on x-mas instead of that other dude.
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FUCK YEAH!
‘Never do that shit to me again, you dickhead.
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I’m tired of being a hipster. I’m tired of American Apparel, Urban Outfitters, and mediocre music that’s being used more to sell personal electronics than it is to actually listen to/enjoy. There needs to be something more than substance abuse and trying to out elite everyone else with the latest music. If you give a shit how much cooler you are because you listened to some band first, who cares? Every music blog and the internet make trying to be elitist a trivial pursuit.
Y’know how Rockabilly is the punk retirement plan? What’s the Hipster retirement plan? Where do I go to pasture, with my days of all night drug fueled benders coming to a close, not so much out of age, but out of tedium and need for something novel? Should I become one of those weird dudes who goes with their girlfriend/wife/toadie/boyfriend/fuck buddies to gallery openings and drink shitty wine/bad crackers and then leaves to go listen to Vivaldi on his MacIntosh stereo.
Maybe I should really put the gun in my mouth and take the Pepsi Challenge.
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//////////Reply by chilisfan
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 6:15 pm
@octopus magic, think the alt retirement plan is bcoming a ‘cool dad’ or ‘free-spirited mom’ and raising lil alts of ur own. yall know. montessori school. soy baby formula. 4 walls n adobe suite.
think maybe we grow up we will have kewl jobs like college professor like the ted mosbys (from how i met mom) or art gallery owner like rufus humphrey (from gossipgurl) or private practice psychologists (like alan thicke from growin painz).
excited to turn 35 yall.
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//////////Reply by karlheinz
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 7:00 pm
@chilisfan, please no
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//////////Reply by b4hc
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 8:26 pm
@chilisfan, We must not have kids
We must not have kids
We must not have kids
We must not have kids
We must not have kids
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//////////Reply by chilisfan
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 10:14 pm
@b4hc, i just do whatever uffie does. want to get knocked up by andre and/or dj feadz.
//////////Reply by ddddbbbbb
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 6:16 pm
@octopus magic, i think i wanna get into meditation and go beyond it all. like metaphysics? we’ll see, my time will soon be closing- and i definitely don’t want to be an aging hipster- must think beyond
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//////////Reply by karlheinz
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 7:03 pm
@octopus magic,
– high fashion
– do drugs by yourself
– listen to CL4SS1C4L MU51CK on drugs
– read books that are not by dave eggers/charles bukowski
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feel like my life is meaningful again/my personal brand is authentic again because u r back, carles. thank u.
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thank fucking god. i don’t care if you were those people but they were ghey. thank you.
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am now relevent thx 2 the alt report.
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u better come back strong now carles, expectations are higher than ever, especially since this post had very little laughable content.
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//////////Reply by **0**
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 7:01 pm
@sambone,
dont be a ‘fucking downer’.
it was inspirational.
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A husky fifenote
BLEW.
BLEW.
BLUE
BLOOm is on the
Gold pinnacled hair.
A jumping rose on satiny breasts of satin,
Rose of Castille.
[via toshiba commerical]
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//////////Reply by lolz
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 6:05 pm
@jjj, what the fuck do you have like AIDS is that why YOUR comment box is a different color [via world aids day twitter meme] [happy belated birthday AIDS!]
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//////////Reply by Carles
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 6:26 pm
@lolz, sigh
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//////////Reply by AstroCandy
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 8:57 pm
@jjj, “air war” by crystal castles. makes me reminisce on the ‘golden years’ of alt (via 2k7-2k8).
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Praise Carles (via Jesus).
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i’m glad that’s finally over. it was real unfunny
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//////////Reply by lolz
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 6:04 pm
@eliza thornberry, yup
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a) sup, hai, balloons, etc
b) <3 u carles, miss reginald tho
c) as a team, let us try to make 2k10 better. this year was weak 4 music (lets be serious irl)
4) we were promised shirts
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thanks carles. thank you. ive only read the past 5 comments above me and theyre all shit. keep posting and never stop again. l8r.
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carles PLEASE stop the messianic shit, it’s boring. i’m starting to think you’re Hipster Shmuli.
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FUX YA
i can hold the tears back now
no need to cower in my bed @night
can now sleep soundly
i love u bro
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qualitry
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It was foretold via Ezekiel yall. totally ‘knew all along’. all tweens should go to church. until they find hornitos/cocaine.
4 And I looked, and, behold, a sweeping wind came from the north, and a great cloud on it, and there was brightness round about it, and gleaming fire, and in the midst of it as it were the appearance of amber in the midst of the fire, and brightness in it.
5 And in the midst as it were the likeness of four living creatures [carlsReginaldmikebroBeccabro]. And this was their appearance; the likeness of a [blog] was upon them. 6 And each one had four faces, and each one had four wings. 7 And their legs were straight; and their feet were winged, and there were sparks(!!!), like gleaming brass, and their wings were [chillwave]. 8 And the hand of a man was under their wings on their four sides. 9 And the faces of them four turned not when they went [hro nvr forgets]; they went everyone straight forward. 10 And the likeness of their faces was the face of a man [mikebro], and the face of a lion [carles] on the right of the four; and the face of a calf [beccabro] on the left of the four; and the face of an eagle to the four [reginald]. 11 And the four had their wings spread out above; each one had two joined to one another, and two covered their bodies. 12 And each one went straight forward [alt solidarity]: wherever the spirit was going they went, and turned not back.
Carles is back yall.
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//////////Reply by karlheinz
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 7:10 pm
@**0**, cool
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crls that was not funny. don’t do it again.
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Too long didn’t read.
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WAVVES
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i smiled an authentic smile for this entry
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carles, youre such a dick bag. every time you leave we know youre coming back.
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//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted December 4th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
@fuck, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB30ZXGdenw
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thank crls!!!!!! wuz going “crazee”
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So does this mean that you will not be delivering my shirt??? it was the only way to get one… You will be too busy now that you are back :(
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but where are the hornitos
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baby ur backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
i love you
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;_; tears of joy
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To Carles:
Dear Carles,
I hate you for once again puttng me thru all dat turmoil. I dont understand why you do what you do; nay, I know understand why you do what you do. No one can create a ‘meme’ quite like you. Carles, after reading this post all I can say ‘without a doubt’ is that you are ‘meant’ to blog. The spirit of HRO lives on and will continue to ‘live’ on for, Carles, you are ‘forever’. I am jealous that you have ‘found meaning’ in this ‘life’. I hope to one day find ‘meaning’ in my life. You have ‘inspired’ me to love who I am, even though I already did, and knew I was better then the ‘masses’, but now I can ‘proudly’ say that I am ‘different’, I am ‘unique’, I am ‘Crls’.
The most important question remains, though, and that is: Are you still giving away 200 Iamcarles shirts?
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//////////Reply by OhNoOhMy
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 7:44 pm
@OhNoOhMy, cause I want one, js.
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weak post carles
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Feel at home again
Feel alive
Good to see this blog survives.
<3 HRO
: inspiring us all
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you had me at hello
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Dnt have anything relevant/interesting to say, just wanted to ‘boost’ up the comments to show my appreciation for this turn of events.
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Internet was empty with you, Carles.
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past few days have been so weird. weird feelings.
so glad you’re back
don’t pull anything like that again!! i don’t think i could handle it
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my name is caroline. i was born 2 read ur blog.
love u carles. welcome home.
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//////////Reply by Carles
//////////Posted December 3rd, 2009 at 11:54 pm
@carolina, new york and steve
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Wait, is this a serious site?
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we missed u carlesbro!
gld ur bck!
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more alt bewbs plz
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’shit’
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“I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you *stand, Men of the West!*”
return of the king/carles
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I think the ‘Hipster Runoff brand’ has really ‘taken a knock’ like it is not as ‘authentic’ as it ‘used to be’ before Becs/Mikeybro/Reginaldbro ‘flushed the brand down the toilet.’
Not sure I ‘believe’ in Carles like I did in the past [4 days ago].
Wonder what his web log/global brand ‘really means.’
If I tell people ‘HRO is kewl’ would they think I was ‘culturally informed’/'had relevant tastes’ or would they think I was a ‘total loser.’
Wonder if the blogosphere will remember that Hipster Runoff named the ‘Jack’ Johnsons ‘Album of the Decade.’
Just want to put this whole experience ‘behind us’ and ‘move forward.’
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i hate u for this, i <3 u for this
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this made my day. you had me worried.
what would have happened to my fav time on xmu?
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WELCOME BACK YALLS
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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy u made my shitty day
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i feel like i was just rescued from a kidnapping then finally back in nostalgic familiarity. welcome home
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its like when Charlie brown xmas came out & wuz like rilly rilly good & stuff
then it got all big pumkin
& st pattys day shit
& halloween or whutever
till u feel like a fucktard for ever likin the 1st one, bitch.
HRO makes me feel all weirded out after Becca & Reg & shit
i can’t go back to feelin kewl about carles
u cheaped out the whole franchise w/ kiddie mind games, bitch
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‘Let there b alt bewbs and blow’ – Carles, 2k12 presidential campaign
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tao lin hates carles
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‘you are coming home
are you still alone
are you not the same as you used to be’
–Victoria Legrand & the Beach Houses, worried about the ‘new’ HRO/resurrection of Carles.
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Glad to hear your back. Would not be the same without you.
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I missed you bro. My life can now be relevant.
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this was the worst week of my life. so glad your back.
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Carles Dude! You need to get a job! A girlfriend/boyfriend. And get over yourself.
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bout time, bro
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whatever, carles
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kind of happy Carles is back. Kind of miss Reggie-bro. Hope Carles allows reggie to keep the “Dark Perspectives” Brand alive.
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that picture of the vaginal birth is horrifying. glad the alt report is back.
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huzzah!
don’t think there are any i am crls shirts left, yall.
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Heard Gorizzly vs Bear referred to you as a “person” in ironic quotations. How does that make you feel?
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GLAD YOU ARE BACKERS BACK MAN!!!
YOU ARE THE COOLEST BLOGGER IN MY LIFE!!!
WORDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!
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Im glad you have returned Carles.
I will continue to read and enjoy your blog, while commenting…sparingly.
Oh and my shirt arrived today!!! Thanks
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goddamnit, i really wanna wear out that bebe zeva baby face
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<3 U CARLES.
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worried that everyone just view Reginald as an entertaining ‘house negro’ and that’s why they love him so much… not because he was being authentic.
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//////////Reply by christobro brolumbus
//////////Posted December 4th, 2009 at 4:10 am
@skybeard, chill bro
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Its good to have Carles back. Its like that scene in Conan the Barbarian when Conan is totally about to kill James Earl Jones, but then James Earl Jones is like “if you kill me, what will you do to give your life meaning?” and then Conan hesitates, like he’s not gonna kill him, but then BAM! Fucking cuts off the motherfuckers head, right in front of all his cult-followers, and just holds his head up in front of them like “Yeah that’s right bitches, I just cut this motherfucking bee-baa-BITCHES head right the fuck OFF, cuz I’m Conan the Barbarian.”
Fuck yeah.
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people like the “bleed neon” girl make me unable to read this blog without vomming. this is why I have to quit you, Carles.
I feel lost.
who killed the alt?
what is next?
there are so many twenty-somethings in subculture limbo-land right now.
we’re too old for HRO, yet too young for business socks and pleated slacks.
because we scoff at the ignorant bliss of mainstream culture, does that mean we now have to avoid all altness, because it “became mainstream”? What does that leave us with? What is the new alt? Should I “go pro”? Should I adopt a minimalist life-outlook? Should I start shopping at Eddie Bauer and L.L. Beans? Should I start fly-fishing and drinking cognac?
h8 teens.
h8 growing up
I’m so lost.
Where do I go from here?
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//////////Reply by mattmattmatt
//////////Posted December 4th, 2009 at 4:49 am
@*DeShawn’sBaby*, h8 mean ppl
[via u h8in BB [via ur puke]]
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//////////Reply by scraperbike
//////////Posted December 4th, 2009 at 9:23 am
@*DeShawn’sBaby*, relax. everythings ok. be yourself, that is tru alt
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//////////Reply by andrew
//////////Posted December 4th, 2009 at 11:48 am
@*DeShawn’sBaby*,
exit American alt (indie rock scene/hipsterism) and get into techno/house and electroacoustic compositions. You can be an electronic dj/producer/listener until you die basically… a lot of the best producers are in their 50’s right now (or older). There’s no weird holdover of rock n roll/warped baby boomer “worshipping of youth.”
Become an expatriot and move to Europe, or chip in money with friends and buy a mansion in Panama/Ecuador for cheap. Hire some Russian guys to be your private defense force. Grow organic crops year round.
Lots of things you can do that are cool, or just
live a normal working/middle/upper middle class life and enjoy it. Live somewhere interesting, work a job you like, have a lot of kids, and all that, that’s what I will probably do soon. Seriously considering getting out of the country in the next 10 years or so though, we’ll see. Have a nice garden, cycle to work, etc. Brew beer, cook a lot, have a nice life.
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am glad crls has been metaphorically resurrected.
was worried abt my future. the world’s future. the futures of relevant blogs.
was considering moving to a cabin in the wilderness to ‘escape a bleak future.’ but now crls is back.
i no longer have to ‘escape modernity.’
i am your disciple, crls. hallowed be thy bro.
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//////////Reply by Fio
//////////Posted December 5th, 2009 at 2:43 am
@dc, w o r d
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also, I just wanted to say, I can NEVER admit (outloud) to reading this website. It used to be (mildly) acceptable to read HRO but now I’m embarrassed by it. It’s become one of those unspoken websites that everyone visits sometimes but doesn’t talk about. I’m pretty sure that if you admit to reading HRO, people will think you are a poser.
does anyone else feel like 2007/2008 was a flash in the pan?
Do you think that true altness can rebuild itself from the ashes and rubble of its former identity?
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oh.
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Pioneers, o pioneers. we the youthful jean wearers
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SRSLY glad to see Crls posting.
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PLEASE KEEP MIKEBRO
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//////////Reply by altina
//////////Posted December 4th, 2009 at 7:58 am
@cha, he made me feel safe *
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hooraaay :)
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DUDE, thank god you had an “epiphany” and decided to stay…i was starting to get scared that the relevance of HRO was dead and gone….way to go crls!!!!!!!
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These past few days/blog minutes I have been checking HRO as often as I used to check it in 2k7 (via let´s get vulns/electro wars/Uffie’s nipslip). The gimmick has worked Dear Carles, and I truly am your fan.
You are one intelligent ‘person/prophet’. Glad to have you back!
ps. comments section has been thoroughly enjoyable too.
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//////////Reply by altina
//////////Posted December 4th, 2009 at 8:00 am
@altina, big up chillisfan/Derrick/anonys/miss u flowers4algie
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blogstrong carles, blogstrong
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welcome back carles, we love you <3
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ready for another ‘update’ on the XX broad/chick
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hro sux now what is this bullshit
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phew that was a close one
luv u crls
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confused ab why isnt hro on wikipedia?
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It ain’t trickin if you got it And I got it
So bad I just wanna take a shot (I got it)
Later on hit the club and get it poppin
Girl I told you it ain’t trickin if you got it
I got it (you got it) I got it (I want it)
So bad I wanna see you in the mornin (I got it)
So bad I wanna see you when you moanin
You can have whatever if you want it
Cause baby I got it I got it I got it I got it
Cause baby I got it I got it I got it I got it
Hop up in a whip and get out of here
I can turn your wrist into a chandelier
You can go where I go, I go where you won’t go
Trips to Acapulco, probably cause I got dough
Baby I got game though, I am not a lamo
Gucci Gucci Gucci, baby come up out that rainbow
Swag to the left to the right with me
And I can cover your body with Louis V.
Fantasy fulfilled if you come with me
And I’ll introduce you to a lavish live of luxury
it’s just you and me, wherever we go
all that I know is we buyin’ the store
And I’m spending the dough
Tell me what’s going to break me
Receipts so long, man, he thinking I’m crazy
If you were my baby
You could have anything, I got it
Just take a card out my wallet
It ain’t trickin if you got it And I got it
So bad I just wanna take a shot (I got it)
Later on hit the club and get it poppin
Girl I told you it ain’t trickin if you got it
I got it (you got it) I got it (I want it)
So bad I wanna see you in the mornin (I got it)
So bad I wanna see you when you moanin
You can have whatever if you want it
Cause baby I got it
Shorty got that good good man I gotta have it
Ass so fat man I just wanna grab it
that’s a bad habit, Excuse my hand
I wanna kidnap you, baby, change of plans
Monday is Germany, Tuesday Japan
Wednesday is Italy, Thursday is France
Friday is yacht day, you and all your friends
Chillin on the coast of Puerto Rico with your man
It ain’t trickin if you got it And I got it
So bad I just wanna take a shot (I got it)
Later on hit the club and get it poppin
Girl I told you it ain’t trickin if you got it
I got it (you got it) I got it (I want it)
So bad I wanna see you in the mornin (I got it)
So bad I wanna see you when you moanin
You can have whatever if you want it
It’s all on you, tell me what to do
But you gotta tell me before the night is through
it’s all on you, tell me what to do
But you gotta tell me before the night is through
I said my time is money, and baby money is time
Baby I got money, I wanna make you mine
I said it’s all on you, tell me what to do
But you gotta tell me before the night is through
So I can upgrade to you
It ain’t trickin if you got it And I got it
So bad I just wanna take a shot (I got it)
Later on hit the club and get it poppin
Girl I told you it ain’t trickin if you got it
I got it (you got it) I got it (I want it)
So bad I wanna see you in the mornin (I got it)
So bad I wanna see you when you moanin
You can have whatever if you want it
Cause baby I got it I got it I got it I got it
Cause baby I got it I got it I got it I got it
Cause baby I got it
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//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted December 4th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
think this is my new gimmick
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//////////Reply by Cambridge
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 12:17 am
@aw, fukk,
You have to do this everyday!!!!!
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sup, im back too :)
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i came buckets
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//////////Reply by Cindy Pepper
//////////Posted December 4th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
@sex muffin, That’s hawt!
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becca was fat
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//////////Reply by phat is where its at
//////////Posted December 6th, 2009 at 2:21 am
@walker, get high then she turns hot ;)
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starting to wonder if this was all a stunt for more interwebs hits and am appy ad $$. starting to question my place in life.
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i got a madge broner for carles!
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YESSSSS :):)
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miss u reginald :(
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TLDR
epic troll is epic. Thanks Carles. HRO = SRSBSNS
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-made my day-
tearfaced
SOHAPPYURBACK
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God bless you, Mr. Carles.
I missed you so much. You are a main staple of my online life that was lacking for days.
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Good to have you back. I found myself lost in your views and insights(which is good). I never thought finding my way out would be such a downer.
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PLEASE NEVER LEAVE AGAIN.
I GOT SO SCARED.
THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE WITHOUT BEING ABLE TO READ ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR GREAT BLOGOO’Z!!!
*HUGGERS HIPSTER HUGS*
;)
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Charles was born to be my favorite blogger.
Robed head of ferns
Cat child. tutored by the learned.
Darkly ghostish host
Haggard vizier of the moats
Seeks the sandled shores of Gods
Baby of the moors.
The night-mare’s mauve mashed mind
Sights the visions of the blinds
Shoreside stream of steam
Cooking kings in cream of scream.
Jackdaw winter head
Cleans his chalcedony bed
A silken word of kind
Was returned from Nijinsky Hind.
Giant of Inca hill
Loosed his boar to gorely kill
The dancing one horned waife
In doublet of puffin-bill.
The beast in feast of sound
Kittened lamb on God’s ground
Ridden by the born of horn
Jigged like a muse on life’s lawn.
Forever keep blogging on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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imma let you finish but CHARLES HAS/HAS/& ALWAYS WILL!!!
+have the BEST blogging skills EVERS.
Peace
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micbrocarlsington levi
altstrm will never “die”
http://omg.ly/q99j
dennis black, instant classic
stabbing westwood
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glad u r back. was achieving too much without favorite blog to procrastibate on. that gimmick lasted too long. hope u enjoyed va-kay
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