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I saw some alt with a mural of the cast of The Simpsons on his skin, in the art form of tattooification. It seemed like a bold statement, because your skin is an accessory that will be with you forever. The decision to let people know ‘I chill in front of the TV’ might not be a good one, since we don’t know if ‘the TV’ will even be around in 5-10 years. Now that sites like youtube, hulu, funnieanddying.com, and collegehumorbrovideos.edu exist, many content creators exist on the internet, creating viral videos that no longer allow us to grow/live/love/learn with a cast of fictional characters.
I wonder what cast would be the altest skin mural to get. Maybe ‘Family Guys’, or perhaps ‘The Office Staff (Ft Jim & Pam & the 40 Year old Virg).’ Possibly a tattoo of Tim Allen from ‘Home Improvement’ or the Banks family from Fresh Prince of BelAir. Worried that too many ‘dumb ppl pretending 2 be smart’ are into SouthPark/the Daily Colbert Show franchise. Really need a skin mural so that I can finish my tat sleeve.
What was ‘the best television show of 2k9′? Are there ‘new shows’, or are people just into glorifying old franchises? Wonder if tv shows have to ‘get better’ or if tv watching is such a loafcentric process that consumers don’t really demand that much from TV. We sorta just need a ‘cast of characters’ that we can find identifiable for a 2 year gateway period, then we can sort of ‘lean on them’ to be there for us over time, even if the show just perpetuates existing gimmicks + 1dimensional characters. Wish we expected as much out of TV as we do out of bands.

What were the buzzworthy television shows in 2k9?
How about that Office spinoff show that ‘failed/tanked’? Probs had to do with the fact that they selected a terrible female lead, born from the over-adoration of 80% of modern post-SaturdayNightLive personalities.

Wonder if ‘SNL’ is still relevant? Seems like a lot of ppl still watch it/talk about it on the internet. Not sure if that is directly related to a ‘better product.’

Not sure if alternative demographics have a TV show to turn to. What is the deal with ‘Gossip Girl’? I have heard it portrays alt kids/rich kids, and sometimes they use soft porn 2 get viewers.

Does n e 1 know what the deal with the show ‘The Mad Men’ is? From what I understand, it is some sort of reality show set in the 1960s, tying in real events with a quirky cast. Have heard that ‘critics/bloggers’ ‘absolutely love’ the show. Wonder if it is legitimately good, or just internet-hype ‘good’/overrated.
‘The Sun is Always Shining in Philadelphia’ also seems to have a rabid fan base of ppl who buy complete seasons of DVDs. Not really into Danny DeVito as a comedic actor.

Miss being a kid/tween, back when there were shows that directly appealed to me.
Maybe I should focus on watching shows that are meant to showcase a fascinating/sad segment of humans. Wonder if MTV’s ‘Jersey Shore’ is the future of television [via the National+Natural obsession with Guidos].

Need a cast of characters
That I can grow with
enjoying their lives’
until the show ends
and I feel dissatisfied with the conclusion of the show
(Will I feel just as dissatisfied with the conclusion of my own life
Ross & Rachel getting married/having a baby
Vincent Chase and his bros masturbating on Entourage
Bart Simpson/cartoon character ‘getting in2 troub & learning abt life’
Will Smith fighting aliens in The Fresh Prince
TV seems fun & comfortable
learning abt life
while staring at the screen
instead of chilling on social networks
living life, interacting and chatting
while staring at the screen
Wonder if TV on the Radio
will rename their band
‘Internet on the TV’
Not sure if ‘Television’ is a sustainable industry
Might just start a company that produces viral vids
and gets paid per millions of views
What is ur fave TV show?
Do u buy complete seasons of shows on DVD, or just stream them on ur compie?
Is the best TV Show better than the best movie?
Is the best blog better than the best TV show?
Do u wish the internet didn’t exist?
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76 Comments
FIRST!!! :)
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//////////Reply by Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
@JESSICA, Is that Jessica as in short for, “Jessica Let me Toss your salad While me and my boys smoke weed in a circle around you?”
LOL
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//////////Reply by jean-paul sartre
//////////Posted December 8th, 2009 at 4:41 am
@JESSICA,
happy to hear that carles dosn’t own a tv
it is important to note that if YOUR interested in tearing down our shit culture, you do not participate in any of it’s distractions, including, and i’d like to say foremost televison, as well as porn, and videogames
we have the potential to become gods
but every life given to the pockets of some ignorant fucks will just lessen the chances
get off the internet, in fact, get off here, pursue philosophical studies, build an ideological foundation(everyone has an ideolgy, even cynics)
if your witty or alt enough to read this website then you have enough of it in you to put that intelligence and will into something more meaningfull(i.e. not so transitory, HRO won’t be here forever and it isn’t saving the starving african babies)
if your interested, e-mail me, i’ve got spare time
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//////////Reply by Carles
//////////Posted December 8th, 2009 at 8:00 am
@jean-paul sartre, wattup bro. lookin to make my life mean something.
p.s. tv is also obsolete to me. however, i love anything produced or written by allen ball.
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//////////Reply by god
//////////Posted December 9th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
@jean-paul sartre,
I am already a god
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//////////Reply by Elle
//////////Posted December 8th, 2009 at 9:51 am
I love when people reply to the first comment even though it’s not an actual response to the comment because they want their comment to be read.
Back to the line bitches!
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//////////Reply by Seabass
//////////Posted December 10th, 2009 at 2:39 am
but the office and sunny is so good though
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//////////Reply by Justin
//////////Posted December 11th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
um, BREAKING BAD!!! It’s about a nerdy high school chemistry teacher who starts a meth lab (~100% pure product) after being diagnosed w/ terminal lung cancer.
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//////////Reply by Justin
//////////Posted December 11th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
@Justin, also, i’ve come to the conclusion that people who think that people who think “the office and sunny is so good” are the same retards who think that “the american office is better than the BBC version” (or they have never heard of the BBC version at all).
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2nd
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third win
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4th 4th 4th
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yall it’s my bday 2day, think i deserve 1st.
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//////////Reply by Blackface Killah
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
@broseph stalin, wishing you birthday sax (via johnnie coltrane)
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6 bitches
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Curb is the best show of all time. I like how TV has a few shows that are written, directed by and acted by actual talented comedians, rather than a production team. I feel this is very authentic and also a bit ironic to me, as TV seems like the least authentic meduim of expression when compared to mediums like film or music or the like. Prettay… prettay…. prettay good!
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//////////Reply by broseph stalin
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
@bob dobbs, best episode of all time was the lil girl’s pussy rash. maybe.
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//////////Reply by Brandon Ulrich
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
@broseph stalin, everything i ate, tasted like peaches.
-leon black aka danny duberstein
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//////////Reply by broseph stalin
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
@Brandon Ulrich, i danny duberstein’d the fuck out of that crazy man in there!
//////////Reply by Carles Bro'nson
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
@broseph stalin,
How’s your daughter’s pussy by the way?
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//////////Reply by Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
@Carles Bro’nson, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… So Jokes Bro
Flight Of The Conchords HBO Series
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//////////Reply by anyomos
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
@umbros, hell yeah
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//////////Reply by Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
@umbros, Fuck yeah. Just got that shit on Netflix, gonna blaze, sip some brew, and LMFAO!
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//////////Reply by Lauren
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
@umbros, What’s the deal with the Flight of the Conchords? Are they supposed to be ‘funny’? I remember I watched an episode, and it wasn’t very funnie, but there were quirky characters who wrote songs about zany stuff. The songs borrowed popular aesthetics from music over the past 50 years, sort of ‘parodying’ these genres while musing about the dilemma that the characters found themselves’ in. Not sure if I should ‘respect them’ for writing their own songs that sound like old songs, or if I should find them to be inauthentic.
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//////////Reply by umbros
//////////Posted December 10th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
@Lauren, i dont know. I think i might have just watched it to see Rhys Darby as the character ‘Murray’. I believe Brett & Jemaine to be skilled song writers even if they do parody other people songs. It is a bit confusing. The humor is not for everybody i guess.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNaLX1ne2vw
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//////////Reply by bob dobbs
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
@Blue Flood Gates, hahahahaha awwwwww shit
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//////////Reply by b4hc
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
@Blue Flood Gates, i don’t even know what 2 do w this info………….. prob nothing
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JERSEY SHORE IS THE BEST SHOW OF 2K9. SNOOKI AKA SNICKERS IS A CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF MAINSTREAMERS+ETHNICITY GONE WRONG. SHE NEVER WOULD HAVE TURNED OUT THAT WAY IF HER PARENTS GAVE HER A MACBOOK. PLUS THE AMOUNT OF TITS/ASS/UPSKIRTS IS GREAT.
ANY OTHER SHOW TRYS TOO HARD.
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//////////Reply by Cliff Clavin
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
@DAT ASS, Duck Phone certainly seems alt…
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//////////Reply by skybeard
//////////Posted December 8th, 2009 at 12:36 am
@DAT ASS,
I wanna fuck snooki [via dumb mainstream chicks now being alt to me]
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yo whale warzz wuz wack wazted
love you simpsons
hate you guidos
miss you jersey shore
ice rd. truckers y’all!
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been watching ‘the jersey shore’, pretty effing funny
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<3333 hobbit grl fr0m drrrty jerzy sh0re
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My fav shows are the ones that play and give commentary on viral vidz. Sum times I want the internet on my tv.
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//////////Reply by bob dobbs
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
@jjj, like tosh.o? hate that show.
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2nd blue
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//////////Reply by bob dobbs
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
@chrysler5thavenue, so whats it like “in there”
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//////////Reply by chrysler5thavenue
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
@bob dobbs,
sweet. need to figure out how to install google gears to get all the features.
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im gay
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//////////Reply by bloopie
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
@Carles, :o
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Dexter is my favorite show, love ya Dex <3
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//////////Reply by rAIDSallen
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
@fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, maybe dexter’s lab, but not dexter.
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//////////Reply by fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
@rAIDSallen, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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//////////Reply by DAT ASS
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
@rAIDSallen, DEEEDEEEEE GTFO MY LABORITORYYYYYYYYYY
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//////////Reply by Cliff Clavin
//////////Posted December 8th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
@fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, MISS U TRINITITTIES
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kinda miss pee wee hermans playhouse
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//////////Reply by bob dobbs
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
@HJ, pee wee <3s bobb dobbs http://farm1.static.flickr.com/24/62254047_6343c70ce9.jpg?v=0
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//////////Reply by d00dz
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
@bob dobbs, tru dat. little known fact: Paul Reubens is a SubGenius
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//////////Reply by bob dobbs
//////////Posted December 8th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
@d00dz, praise be to slack!
tool academy’s ‘da fuckin best’
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//////////Reply by Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
@buttercup mcgillicuddy, One of my boys applied to that shit. Got called back and shit.
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//////////Reply by d00dz
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
@buttercup mcgillicuddy, Tyler was totes the less ‘tooliest’ of the whole bunch and prob def deserved to win.. T-shaw DID make the most progress however. Stew was totes tool-bag.
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mikebro would have provided a sharper critique than this…
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Thought TV was for mnstrm fggts?
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//////////Reply by Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
@jimmm, Yeah dude, it totally is.
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had to check my facebook profile to remember which TV shows I like since I don’t have cable youz guys. pretty sure south park is still tits and will never fall off in a manner akin to simpsons or produce five spinoffs fathoms worse than the original much like Family Dude [experimenting with alternatives to Carles speak from the old decade] miss cartoon warz. miss muppet babies
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//////////Reply by *DeShawn'sBaby*
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
@Blackface Killah, MUPPET BABIES!!!
miss u Hannah Barbara
miss u ‘wild n’ crazy kids’
miss u ‘eureka’s castle’
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30 rock, mad men, possibly the soup but that doesn’t really count. SNL slowly gets better, this round just needs time to mature. Jersey shore and the rest of the MTV/VH1 “reality” shows are short-term entertainment causing long-term damage to the entire industry…lowering standards daily.
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tv shows arent that great anymore. i miss those tv shows from the 90s. like boy meets world, fresh prince, jonny bravo, dexter’s lab, hey anorld. all the stuff i grew up with.
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I’ve thought of leaving my TV on while shows air that emulate something that I think would like in a TV show so that a show I might actually watch develops in the form of a spin-off of that original show.
Haven’t gotten around to it yet.
youtube vids might be better anyway.
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//////////Reply by grant golland
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
@Myth, make a show about watching classroom unit.
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who could frget aboot Joey? the super successful FRIENDS spnoff?
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//////////Reply by Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
@Gray Ian, Watched it 4sure! It was Great!
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//////////Reply by Dwreck_PHAG SIGMA PI
//////////Posted December 9th, 2009 at 5:03 am
@Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI, you’re an annoying fggtbr0.
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//////////Reply by Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI
//////////Posted December 9th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
@Dwreck_PHAG SIGMA PI, Seriously man, I should take a Xanax or something.. bahaha, know what I mean? Or smoke a bowl.
//////////Reply by Dwreck_PHAG SIGMA PI
//////////Posted December 9th, 2009 at 5:06 am
@Gray Ian,
i definitely remember like, 1 episode. super fail.
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My fave TV show is streaming documentaries on Netflix and the ‘This American Life’ podcast on my iphone.
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//////////Reply by Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
@vlad, Yo Just got an iPhone last week. Can you tell me how to get podcasts?
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The office is still by far the funniest. Better than its always sunny.
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//////////Reply by generk witty cmmnt
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
@tonka,
sry to hear that. get well soon!
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//////////Reply by Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
@generk witty cmmnt, YO LOVE THE OFFICE. Dude, you should check out, DORM LIFE on HULU, it;s likethe office only set in a dorm. OR check out THE BURG very funny WEBISODES LIKE The Office. Smoked Weed to it Last week.
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//////////Reply by Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
@tonka,cmmnt, YO LOVE THE OFFICE. Dude, you should check out, DORM LIFE on HULU, it;s likethe office only set in a dorm. OR check out THE BURG very funny WEBISODES LIKE The Office. Smoked Weed to it Last week.
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//////////Reply by Dwreck_PHAG SIGMA PI
//////////Posted December 9th, 2009 at 5:08 am
@tonka,
The Office (US) > Sunny in Philly > The Office (UK)
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for reelz the best shows were/are: Madmen, Its Always Sunny, The Wire, and Curb (though last season was better).
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did you all know that anco etc are all just ripoffs of dan deacon?
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//////////Reply by Carles Bro'nson
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
@kekekeke,
and dan deacon is a spinoff of mr. bungle
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//////////Reply by kekekeke
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
@Carles Bro’nson, carles can you post about deacon plz
he is dr alt
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//////////Reply by chong
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
@kekekeke, deacon is a ripoff of deakin
and deacon is a pussy whos scared to trip balls
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DOLLHAUS via Joss Whedon
want a #tug from Eliza Dushku 4 christ’s day.
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‘Community’ released the best debut album/season this year, out of left field. They are the xx of tv of 2,009.
‘30 Rock’ stayed at a ‘creative peak.’ They released the best TV show of 2,009. They are the AnCo of tv of 2,009.
‘The Madd Men’ is a new-ish buzzshow that receives ‘critical acclaim’ despite being ‘lower key’ and seeming like it’s ‘from a different era’. They are the Grizzly (vs.) Bear of tv of 2,009.
‘Curbside Enthusiasm’ had a ‘reunion season’. They are the Pavement of tv of 2,009.
‘South Parking’ cranked out a decent 13th season, but ’sillie’ ppl still enjoy the poop jokes/mnstrm tendencies of the show. They are the Yo La Tengo of tv 2,009.
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//////////Reply by chilisfan
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
@brobro,
like this metaphor thing yall do, bro.
feel like ’scrubs’ is the jay-z of television via being mnstrm and popular but also being ‘kind okay’ for a few seasons and ultimately retiring. but, then, coming back and releasing a ‘fucking unnecessary’ new season/album.
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//////////Reply by chilisfan
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
@brobro, but i think you’ve oversold 30 rock. that show is not funny. at all. i have never watched an ep of 30 rock and even so much as chuckled.
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//////////Reply by grant golland
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
@chilisfan, no chillisfan you are so wrong! Every character in 30 rock is so well written.
You’ve got Tina Fey character, who has the power to project whatever she wants via tv but who’s personal life is slavish to the creation of the show, plus who comically “can’t catch a break,” PLUS who plays straightman.
You’ve got Alec Baldwin character, who has the power to do virtually anything because of how absurdly rich he is and who is corporate to the point of (maybe?) exaggeration.
Tracy Morgan actually just straight up plays himself, but he also wrote a book called “The New Black,” so whats not to love?
Jenna, perhaps the most overlooked character in the show, literally IS INSCURE ABOUT BEING OVERLOOKED IN THE SHOW THAT THEY MAKE IN THE SHOW, which is so meta it rules. AND Kenneth is like this bizarre parody of innocence that somehow regularly interacts with people who have more access to market data and who have more of an idea about what it means than any regular person.
So yeah, my passion runs deep. 30 Rock rules. Fav show right now.
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//////////Reply by generk witty cmmnt
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
@grant golland
cool story, bro.
better response would’ve been:
’still entertaining but not lol funny. [via the 'futurama' rule].’
//////////Reply by eyepatch
//////////Posted December 8th, 2009 at 1:45 am
@grant golland, i’ve tried to get into dirty rock, cause i’m huge tracey morgan fan, he’s hilarious, but it seems like they are just scrubs(the tv show) in a tv studio, i’m like so which one is the funny one?
//////////Reply by chilisfan
//////////Posted December 9th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
@grant golland, sorry bro. i will concede that 30 rock, while not being funny, does seem to be ‘well-written’ and have ‘good-actors.’
think i may have ‘bad taste’ in tv b/c my fave new show is ‘glee.’ wish they sang more indie songs though. want a glee version of MPP.
//////////Reply by brobro
//////////Posted December 8th, 2009 at 2:59 am
@chilisfan, “What is this, horseville? Because I’m surrounded by naysayers!”
–Tracy Morgan on 30 Rock, discussing chilisfan’s dislike of 30 Rock.
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//////////Reply by hey anony anony
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
@brobro, does that make cali4nic8on the dirty projjies (via red hot chillbros), for being ‘inaccessible’/featuring altbaguettes that may or may not be d2f?
is ‘breaking bad’ the sleigh bells/beach house/choose.ur.own.response of 2k10?
is ‘bill moyers journal’ the very best (via radioclit {subvia LBJ}) of tv?
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//////////Reply by aw, fukk
//////////Posted December 8th, 2009 at 2:09 am
@hey anony anony, <3 breaking bad
also <3 house
the end
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//////////Reply by chrises
//////////Posted December 8th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
@hey anony anony,
bill moyers journal was my favorite comedy of 2008
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//////////Reply by eyepatch
//////////Posted December 8th, 2009 at 1:43 am
@brobro, community is pretty pro brobro, i feel like donald glover is gonna be big big big, he’s so hilarious, him and the indian bro make a good team, love their viral endings.
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Dexterbro he like kills people that kill people.
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is arrested development still relevant?
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//////////Reply by Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
@anonymous, OH MY GOD, I LOVE THAT SHOW! SMOKED WEED TO IT YESTERDAY!! HILARIOUS!
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//////////Reply by anonymous
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
@Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI, i think the personal brand your trying to develop on hro is ‘too strong’
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//////////Reply by chilisfan
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
@anonymous, i like this cmmnt (via facebook)
//////////Reply by Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
@anonymous, Oh yeah totally Dude. I agree, I tell my friends to tone it down all the time too. You know, like “Stop that noise.” Usually works, if not, smoke bowls.
gold diamond!!!
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Amazing Tits everywhere on this post!
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guys tv ‘ended’ when ‘the wire’ season 5 finished.
best show ever y’all.
dn’t even watch tv anymore, just vloggers on youtube.
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//////////Reply by Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
@torbro y moi, totally feel you on that. We only use bunny ears in my frat to keep it real. We don’t wanna brainwash ourselves or nothing with corporate programming.
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//////////Reply by d00dz
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
@torbro y moi, I feel compelled to reiterate what two other commenters have said here: The Wire: Best show ever.
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And Bananas in Pajamas is kinda funny. It’s kinda ironic to watch it now because it’s retro and doesn’t air anymore.
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i didn’t read the post. funny pictures i guess. lmao @ danny devito hehehehe
just posting to say network tv suxxx. IT DOES STFU. like why does videogum even cover gossip girl. jesus christ those scripts are written by utter dimwits. HOT GIRLS THO!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!! *BONERZ*
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Community and The Vampire Diaries <3 Best shows to come out this year no lie.
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//////////Reply by marisol
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
@Elle, hell yeah to vamp diaries<33
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p class=”thdrpy”>Reply//////////Reply by Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 7:47 pm@JESSICA, Is that <Jessica as in short for, “Jessica Let me Toss your salad While me and my boys smoke weed in a circle around you?”
LOL
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//////////Reply by d00dz
//////////Posted December 7th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
@Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI, brain exploded
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YOU SHOULD HAVE ALREADY WATCHT THE WIRE AND ADOPTED SOME DRUG DEALER SLANG
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Those who commented on this post can no longer consider themselves “alt.” Being “up on the latest tv” is just about the least alt thing one can do. I feel betrayed by Carles. Not sure what to think. Miss mikebro…
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Cops!! it’s timeless. and relevant in every situation.
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//////////Reply by HJ
//////////Posted December 8th, 2009 at 9:14 am
@Sociolog, i like to chug my pbr every time someone resists arrests… get pretty wasted
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//////////Reply by bob dobbs
//////////Posted December 8th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
@Sociolog,
alt boys
alt boys
what the fuck you gonna do
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luv gossip girls.
feel like alts can relate to it.
i had ‘wealthy parents’ who didn’t understand.
think dan humphrey might be an entry lvl.
think bebe zeva is the serena vanderwoodsen/blair waldorf of the alt community.
wish my dj boyfriend dressed like chuck bass.
also wish he was a creepy child billionaire who previously enjoyed the company of ‘high class call girls.’
is ‘growing up rich’ is the new alt?
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hahaha
tv
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i watch foosball, of the en eff el. on a scale of not alt to alt. how alt am i?
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my roommates are constantly watching ‘marathons’ of the worst shit, and wonder why i don’t ~come hang while they watch dexter/sex n the city bitches/entourage/bev hills 90210 (season one why??????) for 4+ hrs at a time
won’t miss the dirty looks/lil theme songs when i move out
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in this case, yah totes best blog > the office re-run.
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not much of a tv watcher…more into film shorts online. if anything, It’s Always Sunny is always a magical adventure of fun and joy. FOTC is decent, but season one was more interesting because the songs were written first, then the script was written around those songs.
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is it just me or is carles getting stale with the same ol’ lame subject matter analysis/’emotionally detached’ poem every friggin’ week??
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Stopped watching TV in 2k9.6 (via not purchasing a converter box). Feel TV is not an authentic medium of entertainment.
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//////////Reply by bob dobbs
//////////Posted December 8th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
@funky_rutabaga, agreed, but (see my comment at top of page) via lazy-ass
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Spaced
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I have a friend who’s child will not stop eating, to the point of obsesivness. She is not hungry, but would rather eat than play with children. Will take food from strangers plates, will snatch food from any child and eat it, even after a big feed.She constantly wants to eat.
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Ha! tv, would rather jack off while reading bret easton ellis
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I also am not into Danny Devito as a comedic actor.
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just thinking outside of the [television/comment]
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Hey I like parks and rec! wtf…
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//////////Reply by John M
//////////Posted December 8th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Parks & Recreation is surprisingly pretty good after a few episodes.
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Only one comment about Arrested Development?! COME ON!
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//////////Reply by Dwreck_PHAG SIGMA PI
//////////Posted December 9th, 2009 at 5:17 am
@Sara, seconded. RIP The Bluths
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TV is so annoying. I don’t understand what all of amerika sees in it. I can’t even stand to watch CNN anymore because of how many times they say ‘twitter’ and walk us over to that fucking smartboard.
My sister sits in front of the TV all day watching the Office. She also ‘h8s music’. totes feel bad 4 her, but mostly just for myself.
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what about Max & Jason yall?
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SAMCRO!!!
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I have to vouch for Mad Men…I think poeple over look it because of how quickly it got popular. It’s true the masses usually will lead you astray but not on this. Mad Men is brilliant! The characters are sharp; they each sorta stand out in their own right; they’re dynamic-like real people. I think the fact that its a time piece is also awesome-time pieces(when well done) really give me a sense of perspective..you should watch an episode or two online..you’ll be pleasantly suprised
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oh and screw Gossip Girl, there’s nothing about that show that Skins doesn’t do ten times better
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My fav show of the 90s was pronz.
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//////////Reply by Dwreck_PHAG SIGMA PI
//////////Posted December 9th, 2009 at 5:19 am
@Anthony F., haha.
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‘How itz Mayde’?????????
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It’s gotta be Family Guy for me.
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Hoarders is pretty legit. Did u see that one lady eating all that rotten stuff? And that one kid with his fluffies. Emblematic of our current mnstruggles.
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//////////Reply by Dwreck_PHAG SIGMA PI
//////////Posted December 9th, 2009 at 5:21 am
@christobro brolumbus,
hoarders always leaves me feeling horrified. my friend and i couldn’t stop laughing when that trick looked at her rotten pumpkin on the floor and wanted to salvage the seeds.
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its not 2k9 but how not to live your live is awesome shit!
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just realized that HRO is now completely mnstrm
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Star Trek reruns are about to be so hip.
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ya
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nat geo is g2 B the ‘nu-alt’ channel. forrealsies.
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six feet under changed my life. it was the best show ever produced in my opinion. brillant writing and cast. the characters (a family) become a part of you over the 5 seasons and you’ll come out of the show loving and knowing them better than your own family and feeling like a part of your life ends when the show does. /sigh.
also, dexter = fucking brilliant.
(yes, i love michael c. hall)
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recommend weed + pro wrestling. like, seriously. lmfao.
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//////////Reply by Derrick_PHI SIGMA PI
//////////Posted December 9th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
@dollar billington, No bro. King of the Cage… Ultimate fighter, you know? And yeah + Copious Buds.
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gilmore grls y’all
got me the dvds
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