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I was just looking at some fashion blogs about a fashion week somewhere in some fashionable city, and I noticed this new ‘fashion trend’ that is possibly authentic, but also possibly just trying to be some sort of zany internet fashion meme. I sorta feel like huge heads are the future of fashion. Like, this is supposed to represent some sort of drive for knowledge + information until our heads swell up. Also might be possible that we are evolving into ’super humans’, and our heads must expand so we can embed computers in our body.
I am very inspired by the fashion of Walter Van Beirendonck, who will probably be known better as ‘the bro who designed huge hats + heads.’
Sorta wish I could go to a fashion show that was clearly attempting to be ‘all zany.’
I feel like the designer bro must be inspired by the cranial structure of aliens.
Must be some sort of commentary on how our information economy + concept of ‘me’ has evolved so much. Like swollen heads. Maybe commentary on tween culture, and the concept of ‘me’/'ego.’
Wonder if I could be a horse jockey if I had a ‘huge head’ of if that would weigh down my horse. There are probably downsides to our evolution into huge-headed creatures.
I feel like the era of earbuds is over. We are headed back towards ‘huge ass’ headphones/earmuffs/head accessories. Also might carry a lil machine gun in our jogging pants.
Kinda cold. Have 2 keep ears warm (possibly jam to a new mp3 downloaded from the formerly alt hypingmachine mp3 search engine).
Need some huge head accessories + a belt that is ‘fly.’
(honestly might buy some of these progressive cargo pants if Old Navy releases a similar style in 2k15.)
Honestly confused. Do yall think this is a trend or some sort of commentary on society/humanity/evolution/information?
Hope I can commission one of these huge head+hat combo deals in a ‘lil douchebag faux military hat.’
What kinda hat would u get?
Zissou red beanie?
Barry Bonds post-steroids enlarged head + baseball helmet?
Feeling hopeless. Untrendy. Might just ‘melt my face’ like the broad from the Knife. (This may or may not be a global warming metaphor.)
Will probably just ’stick my head in the oven’ and see if I can implement the new melty face trend/off myself.
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my cock is massive
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//////////Reply by ANan
//////////Posted January 28th, 2010 at 10:49 am
Fever Ray ttlly “bit” Electroma
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“i want to take his face… off”
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Derek Zoolander: Why do you hate models, Matilda?
Matilda: Honestly?
Hansel: Yes.
Matilda: I think they’re vain, stupid, and incredibly self-centered.
Hansel: I totally agree with you. But how do you feel about male models?
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Holy shit the one in that bright-ass yellow tee shirt looks like a katamari cousin. O.O
Oh fashion, you hit sometimes, and you miss. This is the latter.
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//////////Reply by women's studies 101
//////////Posted January 25th, 2010 at 11:12 am
@woah, that’s what i was thinking <3
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//////////Reply by TheMySpaceWinz
//////////Posted January 25th, 2010 at 1:06 pm
@woah, That design is so hott right now
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//////////Reply by wolvesarepeopletoo
//////////Posted January 25th, 2010 at 3:46 pm
@woah,
i could go for some treats baked by the queen
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now if only we could invent a counterbalance vest that would allow us to become bobbleheadzzz
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I mean I guess I would wear those blue sweat pants with the harpoon gun thing.
I think this is carles subliminally advertising for Alice In Wonderland cause thats what this reminds me of.
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I really hope that big ass headphones aren’t coming back “in” they make your ears sweat. I’ll take some futuristic 2k10 wireless in ear monitors tho.
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//////////Reply by headwrapglory
//////////Posted January 25th, 2010 at 12:44 pm
@Ricky Rick,
I soo have big ass headphones,
they’re like my trademark…
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//////////Reply by AstroCandy
//////////Posted January 25th, 2010 at 3:06 pm
@headwrapglory, you and every other entry level music fan (via ‘beats’ by dr. dre)
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8th
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http://charlespaolino.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/mad20hatter.jpg
love the Mad Hatter <3
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//////////Reply by generk witty cmmnt
//////////Posted January 25th, 2010 at 3:55 pm
@c:,
the next ‘captain jackson sparrow’
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I was ‘chilling’ with some ‘AZN homosexer Tisch photo students’ the other day, and we had a discussion about the importance of fashion. They believe zany hats + scarves are emblematic of the culture metaphorically ‘getting ready for winter’ [via shitty economy + a barren post-Obammy world], but think the increasing size of zany hats goes with the theory that our species is becoming more intelligent, more self-aware, more post-modern. As our heads physically (and metaphorically) grow, so will our collective consciousness + impact on the world [via creating zany scarf memes + increasing the marketability of relevant musical artists]. This is the time for growth, not for zany hats. Their time will come before you know it.
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can’t wait 2 do some kinda project with this in my “fashion forecasting” class~~
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I remember when those army hats were hardcore. Still got a few.
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ak ak ak
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Gunther says, quality post and sees some really kickass fashion ruined by some ridiculous clothing/accessories.
Possible options include but not limited to:
Fire the beltbro.
Fire the skirtbra.
Fire the bros tailors/outfitters.
Retain all headwear for further development.
Gunther also notes alien being quoted, “Hows it look, doc?”
End Mental Translation_
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i would totally have sex with the daughter from the coneheads movie
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//////////Reply by generk witty cmmnt
//////////Posted January 25th, 2010 at 3:05 pm
@HJ,
<3 u.
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i think the girl in the green’s costume is a tribute to 9/11, or possibly reflecting a new sex fetish where girls fuck airplanes. melty face > acne.
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jesus…
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oversized heads are a lil ‘93
[via the feature film 'coneheads']
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looks cold in there [via tube scarf crowd]
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face melting via sylvia plath?
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the rifle sweats are a tribute
miss u plaxico
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//////////Reply by bob loblaw
//////////Posted January 25th, 2010 at 9:50 pm
@red, werdddd brah
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l8 capitalism is l8.
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Loves it! Fashion Police in order! Little teacups turned humongous on their heads! Just FABULOUS!
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<3 u h8 u miss u crles
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sometimes u try so hard that u end up failing.
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Don’t know where the human evolutions are leading.
Feel like the bigger the head, the smaller everything else looks.
Not the best thing for mating rituals/munting to electro.
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“miss u Jerry Lewis’s big head” – Paris, France
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//////////Reply by altina
//////////Posted January 26th, 2010 at 5:51 am
@vlad, for a moment there I thought you said “Jeffrey Lewis”. Was just about to say he doesn’t have a big head, he’s just balding a lil’
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your blog is failing
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why r we not talkin about hatti bros
seems really bad.
might text myself a donation of 5 dollars so i can buy a sandwich.
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fuck, planets? ilu space mama
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There is a line between amusing and frightening that Karin Dreijer Andersson crosses every time I see/hear her work. Last night I had insane dreams about Dave Longstreth and Zooey Deschanel living together in a giant dollhouse in a Kansas wheat-field, where they made ‘word art’. Tonight’s dream/nightmare will probably be of this…
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Wish I had a big zany hat…
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//////////Reply by simonsezzz
//////////Posted January 26th, 2010 at 3:35 am
@Whoopi, yaaaaaa moi aussi
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crls did u see jerkstore get at u on his blog why didnt u put up his shirt ads like u promised (lovetopost.blogspot.com)
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//////////Reply by mick
//////////Posted January 26th, 2010 at 1:20 am
@damn, jerkstore has been killing it since he came back. this fucking thing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REDAIvrue2M
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No. I’m sorry Carles, but from reading this blog it seems you know little of the ‘fashion’ world.
This fashion magazine or whatever these pictures came from show only the EXTREME of the fashion industry. AKA it’s showing that hats are going to be in-style (soon). Not big/obnoxious ones, simply because they are not practical, but just hats in general. Also big headphones are (sort-of) ‘in-style’, but I feel like Apple’s iPood ruined that when they came with their own headphones. Big headphone technology in-reality isn’t improving just coming more ‘inn’ like Beats by Dr. Dre, or the cool headphones The Blood Beetroots wear with their venom masks…
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//////////Reply by AstroCandy
//////////Posted January 26th, 2010 at 12:10 am
@John, i think i hate you but i’m not sure. say some more stuff.
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//////////Reply by Kenny G
//////////Posted January 26th, 2010 at 1:16 am
@AstroCandy,
agree w/ that statement
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//////////Reply by dc
//////////Posted January 26th, 2010 at 1:27 am
@Kenny G,
triple agree.
carles’s for president! he will pass a law to allow franzia/joose/maltbev to flow over broadband web to be downloaded into our bellies!
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slyvia plath is way ahead of you, on the whole melting your face in the oven thing
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i want a girl who wears a zany lil’ faux camo slut hat wanna reach the ‘playful cuddling’ stage
wanna show her the youtube 4 the song from the bayonetta commercial get her into my songsphere subtly maybe slip her sum ariel pink post romcom/buddyflick wanna watch monday night raw in her faux camo hat she will be my randywhorton but i will be chill and my heart will be patient
wanna tell her i still have my nintendo64 and she will tell me she played mariokart alldafuckintime and she will be toad because she is zane/keut like me and we will race on rainbow road forever
“ow ow ow ow ow” – luigi after being hit by redshell
if u think about it, we all are trying to get back to that rainbow road
i want a girl who wears a lil’ faux camo slut hat
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Its funny because all the female designs look like things a katamari ball would pick up and all the male models look like princely cousins.
mind = blown.
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china’s has very mendy shops… they are soo cool and colorfull .. i like it .. :* :* :* :*
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