Is the bro who tattooed glasses on to his head the human meme of the decade?


I was reading some mainstream snarky blogs and zany meme aggregators, and they showed off some guy who had a model of child predator glasses tattooed on to his face. Some people said that he is a ‘hipster’, but I feel like he might be more of a GenX-alt4lifer, who probably has a bartending job or something. Most people who have invested heavily in don’t have a ‘real job’, unless they are an African American professional athlete.

It seems like people who get ‘just want to bring more attention to their personal brand’, but this bro took it a step further. After covering his whole body with , he needed something more than I.R.L. ppl looking at him like ‘omg.’ He needed to create a lil bit of social media that ‘took the internet by storm.’

The process seems straightforward.

Have a ‘tattoo artist’ doodle/trace some glasses on to ur face/skull.

Make sure every1 is chill.

Make sure my mnstrm bro is filming it

Try not 2 ‘lol’ cuz of the pain.

Reassure urself. Say ‘when ppl look at my body during my open casket funeral, they will see an old man who had zany glasses tattied on to his face. They will truly understand me. This tatty is worth it 4 my long term brand goals.’

Get ready 4 the ink gun.

Bleeding a lil bit. Feeling pain.

Need 2 take a breather since it hurts so much.

Almost done… Wonder if a ‘tattoo artist’ has the same skills as a ’sandwich artist’ [via Subway].

Does my GF like it? She will look into this face as I make love 2 her. This face will sit across from her parents at Thnxgvng dnnr. These bifocals will enhance the view of my son exiting her birth canal. This bro is me.

Feeling pumped about my new brand. Like I could get a job at some sort of rugged Gen X alt lifestyle magazine like Vice or Street Carnage and Television Boners.

Feel happy 2 b alive. Feel happy 2 have a girl who will support me no matter what.

Is this bro a ‘hipster’?
Is this a ‘hipster meme’ that is as strong as ‘the hipster olympics’?
Is this bro ‘trying 2 hard’?
Is this bro ‘fucking bad ass’ and ‘not a pussy like u’ because he got a face tat?
What type of sunglasses would u get tattooed on to ur face? Wayfarers? Child Preds? Shuttershades?
Is this bro’s brand enhanced, or ‘in the shitter’ with his new face tat?
Is Mike Tyson the ultimate face tat bro?
Do u think he could hold down a job in Corporate Middle America?
Do u think this decade will have solid human memes?
Does it ‘hurt’ 2 get a tattoo?
Is the only pain that hurts u ‘emotional pain’?
Is there more 2 life than ‘how kewl u look’?
Is the GenX alternative brand ‘too raw’ 4 u, like they don’t value their own consumer power?

Do u ever miss ‘the old u’, before u transitioned ur brand into something totally new and different?

Ever just wish u could go back in time and chill with ur bros, back b4 everything got complicated?
Do u ever regret some of the personal branding choices/personal interests that ur personal brand implemented/absorbed?
Should I get a _________ tattoo on my _________?


Previous Child Predator Glasses Coverage

http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/2009/01/forecasting-the-child-predator-glasses-economy.html


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http://www.hipsterrunoff.com/tag/tattoos

     
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76 Comments

  1. bradfordcox
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 10:34 am | Permalink

    r.i.p. jay reatard

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    chris

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    @bradfordcox, ur right, how can i think about glasses_bro when jay reatard is fucking dead? i feel like i have vertigo irl rt now

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    monster

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    @chris, RIP Jay Reatard. True rock n roll motherfucker. Blood Visions is one of the greatest records of all time. So sad

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    tragedy in toyland

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    @monster, would someone please tell me who the f jay reatard is

    HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK

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    @monster,Ima bet you are like 17 or 18

    THE "SITUATION"

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    @bradfordcox, LET THE MYTHOLOGIZING BEGIN!!!

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  2. Drew
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 10:43 am | Permalink

    Man, she is gonna leave him one day…

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    hipsterectomy

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    @Drew, she will leave him for a shuttershadetatt_bro

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    Knobs

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    @hipsterectomy, hahahahaha

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  3. hestompedterra
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 10:49 am | Permalink

    maniac, how does he afford all those tats, he def isnt working at a corp job, mom and dad? what a doofus

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    ant1ph0n

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    @hestompedterra, a few possibilities. he’s had a secure “job” before getting covered with attention seeking tattoos. he’s an apprentice at a shop. his g/f pays for it.

    as for me, my ex paid for my left sleeve which was awesome =p

    there’s really not a problem with tattoos as long as you can cover them. so obviously, unless you want to wear gloves, ski masks and scarves all the time, don’t get them in those particular areas… -_-

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  4. \\\\\\\\\\
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 10:58 am | Permalink

    Im gonna get jay reatards face tattooed on my face

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    OhNoOhMy

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    @\\\\\, wrd

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  5. THE REAL A.W.K.
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 11:00 am | Permalink

    I’ve been keeping up with HRO for a while now, I know you from high school and I just want you to know how proud I am of your accomplishments. I’m just wondering if you’ve quit your day job yet.

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    HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK

    //////////Reply by HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK
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    @THE REAL A.W.K., Do you think CARLES reach the American Dream in an honest and ethical way?

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    Cindy Pepper

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    @HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK, God, I hope so.

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  6. megadeathfromabove
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 11:11 am | Permalink

    holy life changing mistake batman!

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    tragedy in toyland

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    @megadeathfromabove, it was a viral advertisement for ray ban it’s fake

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    megadeathfromabove

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    @tragedy in toyland, in the end they were just after my 18-30 year old dollar. Feel like a pawn in their game of lies.

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  7. Bipster
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 11:14 am | Permalink

    I’m going to get a jar of horchata tattooed on my face.

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    hoochie coo

    //////////Reply by hoochie coo
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    @Bipster, pics, plz.

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    hipsterectomy

    //////////Reply by hipsterectomy
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    All he wants is an alt brand and glasses tatt for his grrl.

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    Knobs

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    @hipsterectomy, b4 MTV True Life “I Hate My Tattoos”

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    Blackface Killah

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    @Knobs, met this lady who produced MTV True Life at a Coachella Pool Party. Told her I was thinking about getting my first tatt and she said I could probably be on the show. Then she told me that I would not be paid and MTV would also not pay for the tatt. Don’t understand how ‘Pimp My Ride’ can have the budget to put six TV’s in one car and True Life won’t even pay for your tatt.

    broette

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    @Bipster, I’m going 2 get my cousins tatted on my face

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  8. AdGeek
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 11:17 am | Permalink

    This was a publicity stunt for Ray Ban. It has nothing to do with his personal brand so much as it’s selling out for a corporate brand.

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    b4hc

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    @AdGeek, seriously don’t want him 2 get paid for that, h8 him, h8 his tatstylelifebrand

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    Knobs

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    @AdGeek, That is a Ray Ban knock off tattoo anyways, no lil logo

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  9. altina
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 11:21 am | Permalink

    ‘She will look into this face as I make love 2 her. This face will sit across from her parents at Thnxgvng dnnr’
    true dat. what a douche.

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  10. Bradcore
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 11:25 am | Permalink

    rip reatard

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  11. Posted January 14, 2010 at 11:29 am | Permalink

    am i 2 much of a str8-edge bro?

    cuz i think face tats and hand tats are fucking stupid

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    Knobs

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    @wawawawa, Only Earth Crisis face tattoos are well within mosh standards

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  12. takamata
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 11:38 am | Permalink

    This dude’s a dumbass, he should’ve gotten a monocle.

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    HJ

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    @takamata,
    holy shit that is EXACTLY what i was thinking, ill buy u a pbr next time i c u

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    ant1ph0n

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    @takamata, brilliant!

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  13. \\\\\\\\\\
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 11:39 am | Permalink

    ‘dammit’

    -glasses_bro in 3 years

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    eedit

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    @\\\\\, hahahaahah

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    smokymtn dbldip

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    @eedit more like fuckin 3 days. got damn

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  14. Posted January 14, 2010 at 11:54 am | Permalink

    I hope you got paid to post this, bro.

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    TripStar

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    @yvynyl, or some sweet ray bans

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  15. sally
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 12:11 pm | Permalink

    hmmm, that will be ‘chill’ through october, entry-leveler by december, and mainstreamer/ghey in a year. i own a pair, but my pair doesnt require ‘lasers’ to remove when they arent ‘in’. also does that ruin it now when he wears them///

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  16. Nun on the run
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 12:40 pm | Permalink

    i have this tattoo on my face. MAN! I’m so beyond all trends.
    no srsly, this disgust me in disguise.

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  17. Knobs
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 12:56 pm | Permalink

    Bebe on The Cobrasnake, doesn’t rep HRO once

    CLICK CLICK

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    Knobs

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    @Knobs, wow no html skill bro

    http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/backthatthangup/IMG_1595.html

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    DAT ASS

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    @Knobs, GOLD MINE GOLD MINE GOLD MINE GOLD MINE GOLD MINE GOLD MINE GOLD MINE GOLD MINE GOLD MINE GOLD MINE GOLD MINE GOLD MINE GOLD MINE GOLD MINE GOLD MINE GOLD MINE GOLD MINE GOLD MINE GOLD MINE GOLD MINE GOLD MINE GOLD MINE GOLD MINE GOLD MINE GOLD MINE GOLD MINE GOLD MINE GOLD MINE GOLD MINE GOLD MINE GOLD MINE GOLD MINE GOLD MINE GOLD MINE

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    cousins

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    @Knobs,

    not sure how i feel about bebe zeva pictures that aren’t highly contrasted

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    chilisfan

    //////////Reply by chilisfan
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    @cousins, miss u, photoshopped bebe zeva.

    d00dz

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    @Knobs, wtf am i looking at?

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    Nun on the run

    //////////Reply by Nun on the run
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    @Knobs, She’s supercool! Does she know Sky (Ferreira)?

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  18. TripStar
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 1:01 pm | Permalink

    currently attending school to be able to remove tatts think im gnna be hella rich in about 5 yrs when ever1 scramble to remove the mnstrm mistakes

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    OhNoOhMy

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    @TripStar, capitALTlist

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    TripStar

    //////////Reply by TripStar
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    @OhNoOhMy, dolla dolla bils ya’ll

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    lizard

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    @TripStar,

    NICE

  19. Posted January 14, 2010 at 1:03 pm | Permalink

    This guy is retarded and I would never hire him at the fact factory.

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  20. steve guttenberg
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 1:32 pm | Permalink

    this guy is a receptionist at the place I get my haircut in LA. I’m not kidding

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    OhNoOhMy

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    @steve guttenberg, where??

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    chris

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    @steve guttenberg, shoulda got a mutton chops tatty. resentment is a torturous prospect, glasses_bro.

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  21. ray bland
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 1:44 pm | Permalink

    That’s cool that he got John Corbett to do it but maybe he should have hired somebody who can actually draw a straight line.

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  22. cousins
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 2:09 pm | Permalink

    cant even pretend to be an altchick reading HRO for this comment.

    This guy is just asking to get punched in the face via douchebag tattoo of the Hamburglers mask

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  23. carles=manstrm kid
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 2:21 pm | Permalink

    omg jay reatard died. :( carles you cant die before i do.

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  24. HJ
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 2:23 pm | Permalink

    so glad i dont hang out with this bro and have to listen to all his lame eye glass jokes.

    “u wouldnt hit a guy with glasses would ya?”

    “has ne 1 seen my glasses? oops im wearing them!”

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    OhNoOhMy

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    @HJ, hardy hardy hardy harr

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    DAT ASS

    //////////Reply by DAT ASS
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    @HJ, goddamnit i actually lol’d, thus breaking my stranglehold on the caps lock key. well played HJ, well played.

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    HJ

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    @DAT ASS,
    wow thats pretty ‘heavy’ glad i could help

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    \\\\\\\\\\

    //////////Reply by \\\\\\\\\\
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    @HJ, “they were all of contact lens tattoos!”

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    smith

    //////////Reply by smith
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    @\\\\\, jokes are funnier when they have all of the words

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    john candy

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    @smith,

    real talk.

  25. totes obv
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 2:47 pm | Permalink

    this dbag didnt get enough attention from his parents when he was a baby (h8 u mom/dad)

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  26. sheils
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 3:24 pm | Permalink

    ..errr, getting that off is gona b a bitch……..unless he has a job that doesnt mind such, uh, attrocities. but hey, kid looks happy. that matters, init?

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  27. Posted January 14, 2010 at 3:49 pm | Permalink

    he could always wear tons of make-up

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    lizard

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    @OhNoOhMy,

    HAHAHA! TRUE EMO

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  28. SMKBNZ88
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 4:19 pm | Permalink

    thats retarted

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    john candy

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    @SMKBNZ88, that’s reatarded*

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    plant food

    //////////Reply by plant food
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    @john candy, that’s retarded

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  29. chris
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 4:58 pm | Permalink

    if he isn’t respected by alt’s, isnt that an indictment on the alt community’s true authenticity and uniqueness? how are corporate-premade-brands more ‘alt’ than this dude? i think we should be embracing him.

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    chilisfan

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    @chris, word.

    <3 face tat guy and his zany personal brand

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    Lola

    //////////Reply by Lola
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    @chris, i feel like as alts you are only supposed to try so hard until it starts to look like you’re just trying to be different. bro crossed over into an unacceptable realm of trying, he should be exiled

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  30. Lewis
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 5:02 pm | Permalink

    raybans are gay

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    Elle

    //////////Reply by Elle
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    @Lewis, gaybans

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    Ezra Koenig

    //////////Reply by Ezra Koenig
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    @Elle, Gheybans

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    Lewis

    //////////Reply by Lewis
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    @Lewis,
    why does everyone think jay reatard is dead?

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    gaudi

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    @Lewis,
    because he is.

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  31. (|)
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 5:04 pm | Permalink

    it wouldve been more alt had he gotten tape tattooed on the middle of the “frames” but i do like the uber alt no lens look for now.

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    lizard

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    @(|), agreed!

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  32. Spoon
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 5:10 pm | Permalink

    Wow.

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  33. brn
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 5:32 pm | Permalink

    wow it doesn’t look good at all

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  34. Posted January 14, 2010 at 5:34 pm | Permalink

    how can yall sit around and talk about tats when

    1- RIP JAY REATARD
    2- BEBE ZEVA ON COBRASNAKE

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    generk witty cmmnt

    //////////Reply by generk witty cmmnt
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    @chilisfan,
    and the ep release of 2010 buzz band ‘haiti.’

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    rudolph virchbro

    //////////Reply by rudolph virchbro
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    @generk witty cmmnt, ‘haiti’ = viral mrktng campy for the arcades on fire?

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    \\\\\\\\\\

    //////////Reply by \\\\\\\\\\
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    @rudolph virchbro, ‘haiti’ = viral mrktng for ‘Wyclef Jean and the Fugees’ reunion tour

    HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK

    //////////Reply by HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK
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    @chilisfan, BRO… You reall fuckin check Da cobrs? “Oh YEAH Yeah! Only Post Ironically though.”

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    chilisfan

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    @HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK, nah bro. dont really lyke cobrabro… too many mainstream tits. i saw it on tumblr. that’s how i know about everything that ever happens.

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  35. 86-87 Fleer MJ
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 5:48 pm | Permalink

    That a TR401 Tri-Coffee I see?

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  36. Posted January 14, 2010 at 5:52 pm | Permalink

    1. Carles, why haven’t you posted on Jay Reatard’s death?

    2. “Tattoo bro” is not alt NOR is he relevant. He is one of Ray-Ban’s (the altest glasses brand) few – if not only – corporate tool(s). Worried tattoo bro may bring Ray-Ban to a mnstrm audience.

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    HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK

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    @funky_rutabaga, Le me guess. you probs want him to pos somethin bout Jersey shur too.

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  37. n8daWg
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 6:02 pm | Permalink

    This is a viral marketing campaign. The tattoo is fake. Watch the video on youtube. This is a bloggable meme that was genetically modified (via Corn) to be a bloggable meme. CRLS is just playing in 2 the fake hype surrounding this “personal branding”. Viral Viddy Masquerade 2k10: Climbing Hype Mtn.

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  38. no fish today
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 6:10 pm | Permalink

    i would enjoy banging his girl with no mercy

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    d00dz

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    @no fish today, his girl looks kinda trashy… like her face is rotting from not eating enough and spending too much time in smoke-filled rooms

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    b4hc

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    @d00dz, perf for merciless fuck

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    no fish today

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    @d00dz, exactly

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  39. mr. jeffers
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 6:15 pm | Permalink

    looks more like a pair of goggles, maybe rec-specs

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    rev. pat robertson

    //////////Reply by rev. pat robertson
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    @mr. jeffers,

    benjamin gibby specs

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  40. Posted January 14, 2010 at 8:13 pm | Permalink

    i wonder what he’s going to do when that already retarded trend finally becomes realized as retarded. what a dickhead.

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  41. -@-@-
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 8:33 pm | Permalink

    pretty “disappointed” carles fell for this viral

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  42. Bipster
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 8:34 pm | Permalink

    His GF is sorta ‘hott.’

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    Knobs

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    @Bipster, In a ‘wore out’ and ‘dates guys with neck tattoos’ sorta way

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    dax jax

    //////////Reply by dax jax
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    @Knobs, plus “scabby”.

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  43. Posted January 14, 2010 at 8:43 pm | Permalink

    What’s that thing on his gf’s face?

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    ( @ Y @ )

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    @chrysler5thavenue, herpes

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    lizard

    //////////Reply by lizard
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    @( @ Y @ ), sifilis

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  44. shitsfake
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 8:45 pm | Permalink

    This was fake. I know the kid – and the tattoo, the video, and the photoshoot are faked and are actually from months ago. It is a viral video from Raybans where they used clever cuts and special effects makeup to fool a bunch of retards into over-reacting and getting buttheart and angry over getting one pulled on them.

    But hey, for the last 72 hours thousands of people online have typed, thought, and said “Raybans”. So mission successful.

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    oliviar

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    @shitsfake, thinking about something and buying it are two completely different things.

    i’m assaulted with a barrage of advertisements every day, it’s not going to make me buy them.

    what the fuck is the point otherwise, to make us say “RayBan”? i’m sure that could have been executed in way that’s considerably less annoying.

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    okbro

    //////////Reply by okbro
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    @oliviar, whether it’s real or not makes no difference to this post.

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    //////////Reply by 'Haiti' -The Musical
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    @shitsfake, is ‘trolling’ viral marketing 2.0?

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  45. FGGTWAGGON
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 9:24 pm | Permalink

    Nah, bro. ‘Wayfarers.’

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    Bipster

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    @FGGTWAGGON, word.

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  46. Chubs
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 9:28 pm | Permalink

    man that boi is totally living in 2005, i mean the wayfayers are a classic look, but come on every1 knows that Ray Ban’s Clubmasters are the new sunglass choice of alts. ( via michael cera in youth in revolt)

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    gottabeanony

    //////////Reply by gottabeanony
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    @Chubs, clubmasters are sooo goood.

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  47. yallr fggts
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 9:46 pm | Permalink

    the cmmnts used to be way funnier ‘back in the day’, like is everyone still upset over haiti and jay reatard, or something

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  48. HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK
    Posted January 14, 2010 at 9:47 pm | Permalink

    LOOKS LIKE THE DUDE WHO ALWAYS FUCKS FAYE RAEGEN. / faye velntine

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    Knobs

    //////////Reply by Knobs
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    @HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK, CEO of AmAppy?

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  49. Posted January 14, 2010 at 10:02 pm | Permalink

    ‘lost4lyfe’
    like the peen boys called girls.
    yawwwwwn, 2kay10.
    earthquakes are ’sad’.
    eyetooz are permeme.

    ~ http://omg.ly/4wLh ~
    new db,ic, bitchezzzz

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    black mars

    //////////Reply by black mars
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    @black mars, u fknfggr,u fell for it.
    L7 (retrogr8)

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  50. Posted January 14, 2010 at 10:29 pm | Permalink

    might as well’ve gotten these

    http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/bono.jpg

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  51. aweslaw
    Posted January 15, 2010 at 12:15 am | Permalink

    if this is real, it’s one of the gayest things I’ve ever seen

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  52. Posted January 15, 2010 at 12:15 am | Permalink

    Should I submit this to http://www.yourtattoosucks.com or wait for him to?

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  53. Hrrr
    Posted January 15, 2010 at 1:53 am | Permalink

    Nerd glasses have had their day. I mean cmon the writing’s on the wall I put up mine a year ago and go a nice pair of faux tortoiseshell ones. I still miss you nerd/buddy holly glasses.

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  54. lovey
    Posted January 15, 2010 at 2:17 am | Permalink

    Possibly the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.

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  55. HOMOSAPIEN_FUCK
    Posted January 15, 2010 at 2:25 am | Permalink

    Maybe I should just design a ZANY tee at threadless.com

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  56. possum
    Posted January 15, 2010 at 2:33 am | Permalink

    h8 virl mktg

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  57. hipsterectomy
    Posted January 15, 2010 at 8:49 am | Permalink

    Fuck i just got gayban frames like this with my last Rx change guess my nu brand is mnstrm_bro. can i pass them off as post-post ironic? im so fucked

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  58. tabdynamo
    Posted January 15, 2010 at 9:17 am | Permalink

    This dude is (or at least was) the singer in a hardcore band from Iowa City, Iowa, he used to work in the Co-op Market and he’s a regular @ the Picador – http://www.thepicador.com/ which is where I saw his band play once.

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    @tabdynamo, csb

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  59. fernando
    Posted January 15, 2010 at 1:14 pm | Permalink

    i’d see his porn

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  60. bob dobbs
    Posted January 15, 2010 at 3:33 pm | Permalink

    my swatch watch tattoo is still wicked kewl after 23 years

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    Knobs

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    @bob dobbs, is it a tattoo of the X swatch [via vegan xXx till the day i eat a heroin soaked steak]

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  61. smokymtn dbldip
    Posted January 15, 2010 at 4:10 pm | Permalink

    if thats real then holy shit what a dumb idiot fag

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  62. mk
    Posted January 15, 2010 at 5:58 pm | Permalink

    i fucking lol’ed hard. what a douchefag

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  63. cousins
    Posted January 15, 2010 at 11:19 pm | Permalink

    thinking of getting a tat of my
    ‘personal brand’
    may get ‘cousins’ on the back of my neck to symbolize
    my connection2 carles/the internet/alts
    not via the vampyweek song
    may have to reevaluate my HRO name
    cant b tied to a mnstrm band that tanked
    via MTV/VH1

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  64. christine
    Posted January 15, 2010 at 11:27 pm | Permalink

    ooooh, blog365 fail

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    gottabeanony

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    @christine, roflzzzz

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    yayay

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    @christine, wuz comin here 2 ‘talk shit’ 2. gj.

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    Bipster

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    @christine, I was just about to make a joke about FAIL365. Damn.

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    Mittens

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    @christine,

    i ‘cried’

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    @christine, 4sho and it was on a shitty post which makes it worse

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  65. tagonist m
    Posted January 16, 2010 at 12:01 pm | Permalink

    whos this jay retard guy?

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    Elle

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    @tagonist m, http://tinyurl.com/y9axdpk

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    Who Cares

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    @Elle,
    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=andrew+fenlon+american+idol

    Andrew Fenlon 4 HRO.

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  66. rooshio
    Posted January 16, 2010 at 5:17 pm | Permalink

    ugly people make me vomit my breakfast out of my nose

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  67. Jacqueline McCleary
    Posted January 16, 2010 at 8:03 pm | Permalink

    What song is playing in the background? It’s awesome.

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  68. Posted January 16, 2010 at 9:05 pm | Permalink

    Carles, did you ‘forget’ to blog yesterday?

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  69. Posted January 16, 2010 at 9:55 pm | Permalink

    Carles
    Missing u

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  70. NancyHill
    Posted January 16, 2010 at 10:21 pm | Permalink

    OMG this guy is totally weird. I respect him for having the confidence to go around with that tattooed, but seriously that’s taking it too far.

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  71. ryan
    Posted January 17, 2010 at 12:01 am | Permalink

    less tattoo glasses more carles, KAY?

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  72. jenny
    Posted January 17, 2010 at 12:04 pm | Permalink

    ummmm…. Carles: snark much? Bartending is a REAL job. And it doesn’t require selling out.

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  73. pookie
    Posted January 17, 2010 at 1:29 pm | Permalink

    d00d looks like a character from teh ‘peanuts’ comics.

    ‘pub stunt’ or not, he looks ridic

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  74. _viatehpancakes
    Posted January 17, 2010 at 10:45 pm | Permalink

    This guy obviously just gets tats to distract people from his weird teeth.
    The middle part of the shades are a little too thick via the bridge of his schnoz. looks weird

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  75. Posted January 18, 2010 at 3:03 pm | Permalink

    wayfarers are not child predator glasses, they do however attract douchebags hopping on the bandwagon.

    i liked them a lot because of pictures i saw from the 50s of people wearing them…

    i do hope the cheap knock offs with color variations disappear though =\

    p.s. especially the ‘tards wearing them sans lenses

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  76. Posted January 18, 2010 at 3:07 pm | Permalink

    also. your comment about tattoos is totally ignorant =\

    people who get tattoos for the sake of attention, yes, they don’t have “real jobs”.

    i have a sleeve myself and am disgusted with 80% of the people i see covered with tattoos because they are literally skin deep when it comes to reasons/meaning of why it’s there in the first place.

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    Nurg

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    @ant1ph0n, Yeah, you’re totally different…

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