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I was recently looking at a cobrasnake photograph album which contained documentation of a 30 Seconds To Mars show somewhere in France. 30 Seconds to Mars is the alt rock band which contains Jared Leto as the visionary mastermind bro. I started wondering if Jared Leto is the most desirable alt man in the world. Like any alternative female in the world would feel comfortable dating him, no matter how terrible his music was.
Wonder if alt bros should be jealous of Leto because of his authentic career as an actor in alt movies, and his successful band. Even if their music is kinda like fruity alt rock, they seem to be well monetized. He seems ‘beloved’ by his fans + women. That is probably the goal of all men in music.
Remember back in the day when he represented a bro in the Fight Club, the club that every1 wanted 2 be in.
It seems like Jared Leto is a bona fide rock star, like the kind that tweens pay $30-40 to ‘stand in the pit’ then spend the whole time taking pix on their cell phones / digital cameras.
Even the tweens know that they are supposed to wear white in order to be members of the tribe. They even doodle iconography on their skin to show they are part of the tribe.
He is sort of like a ‘god’ to his fans. This means he has succeeded at the ultimate goal of all musicians.
Large, black security guards must protect him.
He is also a chill bro who can play some acoustic guitar.
In touch with new sounds, he isn’t afraid to play some sweet riffs/jingles on a high level synthesizer.
After the show, Jared Leto takes time to meet with fans, understanding that it takes an authentic connection to build a loyal tribe of customers.
Even this tiny alt wanted to get a piece of Jared Leto.
She tilted her camera at an upward angle as he approached her. Wonder if she should have embraced him like a human, instead of taking a pic of him like he was a zoo animal from 3 feet away.
Wonder if 30 Seconds To Mars is trying 2 build some sort of cult. Watched their recent music video when I was up late one night watching MTV in HD. Seemed ‘hilarious.’ Like tons of alternative underground people riding zany bikes around.
Maybe they are trying to promote street pack living + using bikes instead of ‘gas guzzling cars.’ They make me worried that there will be an urban apocalypse soon, and we will all have 2 raid Hot Topics to find clothing + food.
Jared Leto seems desirable.
Jared Leto seems like a visionary.
Jared Leto seems like he exists on a different plane of humanity than most people.
Jared Leto seems like he can ‘bang’ any alt baguette’ in the world.
Would u get on a bike and ride in a street gang with Jared Leto?
Is 30 Seconds to Mars the most cultlike crappy rock band fan base in the world?
Does Jared Leto ‘get’ it?
What is ur fave Jared Leto movie?
Should tween fans learn to enjoy a show instead of holding up digital cameras the entire time?
Should I grow a mohawk?
In a world full of so many forgettable alt bros, is Jared Leto the ultimate Alt Alpha Male?
Where’s Leto?
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//////////Reply by WhiteBlipster
//////////Posted March 11th, 2010 at 2:04 am
@arnie grape, http://trololololololololololo.com/
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When I noticed, for jared leto
I felt sad, for thirty seconds
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//////////Reply by DayGlowwed
//////////Posted March 10th, 2010 at 8:12 pm
@Blade Shakur, <3 The Teenagers
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First?
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//////////Reply by brobot
//////////Posted March 10th, 2010 at 10:28 pm
only four minutes late. fggt.
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jared leto loved by pygmeez
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Leto was totes ternative in ‘Prefontaine’
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//////////Reply by cooldadbro
//////////Posted March 10th, 2010 at 6:49 pm
@ChinStrapped, via vintage track clothing or sweet moustache?
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//////////Reply by fullscale008
//////////Posted March 10th, 2010 at 8:01 pm
@cooldadbro, his clothes are a fckn horror
put a white hood on homeboy, he straight kitkatkay
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who is this dude?
ps: first
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//////////Reply by public privates is a fggt
//////////Posted March 10th, 2010 at 10:08 pm
@hjznbluntz, my boyfriend
ps: wrong fggt
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This video sucked, but then I started pounding my dick with a hammer and I liked it….
I can’t believe that there was a whole post abt paris w/o mentioning juiceteeth
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//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted March 12th, 2010 at 1:03 am
@gentleman, or st vincent [via paris is burnin yall]
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SHIT SON THAT ALT GETS HIT BY A mnstrm WHO WAS “WORKING LATE” @ shitty job THEN THERE IS A HORSE AND THE ALT IS OKAY OMG OMG OMG OMG
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Rly wonder what the ultimate goal of all men in music is.
R u still alt if u learnt/play guitar ‘4 the nookie’.
Is it alt to b well monetized and/or well liked by fans + women.
Is it alt 2 play in frnt of 1000+ tweens, all dressed to honour your brand.
Wndr if being ‘alt’ is moar than just crazie fashion y’all. Seems like many of the brands/celebrities that msntrm America currently endorses all dress way zanier than nrml ppl, however the ‘products’ that they deliver all sound generic && similar, and r therefore ‘underwhelming’. Feel like mayb ‘zany fashion’ is used 2 compensate for a ‘shitty-ass’ product that ultimately doesn’t satisfy any of the needs of its target market.
Wonder if the bro responsible for lady gaga’s marketing + p/r was educated at the same skool as the mcdonald’s marketing bros (via shitty ass, disposable product delivered 2 the masses in a kewt + visually appealing pkg ). Wonder if this means that mnstrm music in its entirety is a ‘disposable product’ that is ultimately harmful 2 ur health.
Seems like jared leto simply used this ‘scientific marketing’ 2 appeal to impressionable tween girls who may/may not b unsatisfied w/ life at their boring ass suburban elementary skool. Sorta confused abt whether or not this makes him ‘alt’, however. If he is alt, than lady gaga would have 2 b alt. && kanye would be alt 2.
damn y’all. can u b the ‘most desireable alternative male’ w/o being alternative?
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//////////Reply by dan-onymous
//////////Posted March 10th, 2010 at 6:26 pm
@stvo, well put.
Also, wonder if there are alt focus-groups.
Does hro commenting function like a focus group?
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feel jealous
feel unlovable
feel like my ‘gf’ would tug jared leto behind my back
feel vulnerable
what comes after the irony, y’all?
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miss u jordan catalano
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//////////Reply by overthehillaltbro
//////////Posted March 10th, 2010 at 9:09 pm
I was going nowhere
Going nowhere fast
Drowning in my memory
Living in the past
Everything looked black till I found her
She’s all I need and that’s what I
say I call her RED
She’s my shelter from the storm
She’s the place to rest my head
Late at night she keeps me safe and warm
I call her RED
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//////////Reply by jvac
//////////Posted March 10th, 2010 at 9:29 pm
@overthehillaltbro, ITS NOT RED ITS CRIMSON GLOW
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//////////Reply by pls1
//////////Posted March 11th, 2010 at 12:04 pm
@christine, frozn embryo. he let me drive his car.
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isn’t he lol worthy, this jared leto.
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To answer your question: Yes. Yes, Jared Leto is the most desirable alternative man in the world. The end.
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lmao. saw his band 8 years ago. this sounds like a brag, except that i saw his band when they were opening for incubus. both of them were horrible :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
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//////////Reply by jagermaster
//////////Posted March 10th, 2010 at 10:10 pm
@Kath, obviously don’t toke enough or you would totes “get” incubi
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//////////Reply by kisskiss
//////////Posted March 11th, 2010 at 12:25 pm
@Kath,
def not a brag
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//////////Reply by MEMEs
//////////Posted March 14th, 2010 at 12:14 pm
@Kath, very indie of you ;) ah well i guess we all have a shitty music period…
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jordan catalano comeback 2k10?
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//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted March 12th, 2010 at 1:04 am
@meantime, dan castellaneta comeback 2k20?
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Miss u jordan catalano
h8 u 30 secs to mars fggt
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Fairly sure that Mr. Edward Norton can beat the crap out of him
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Pizza Tribe
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number 1 alt!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 h im!
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u r way off on this carles, this leto fggt is not an alt desirable. He is sorta the nick jonas for frumpytweens, i mean look at that tribe, i wouldnt want any of that snazz.
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my so called bro
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in early 30 secondz 2 marz jared leto seemed 2 kinda ‘ripoff’ authentic alt Davey Havok aka singer from goth-core bayand AFI
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jared leto isnt desirable, jordan catalano is.
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“Should tween fans learn to enjoy a show instead of holding up digital cameras the entire time?”
bwahahahaa . YES PLEASE.
They’ve ruined one too many concerts for me.
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half minute to red planet bro seems like he was born in a rcrd lbl brainstorm
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//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted March 12th, 2010 at 1:07 am
@patstik, ‘damn’. right? moribund taxi for sexy sais s0…
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“i dont read this fucking blog anymore”
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h8 that i own a fixed gear now.
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Feel like shooting up in to my infected armsies yall
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//////////Reply by AnBro
//////////Posted March 11th, 2010 at 4:04 am
@WhiteBlipster,
best movie
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//////////Reply by chong
//////////Posted March 11th, 2010 at 6:30 pm
@WhiteBlipster, ASS TO ASS
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//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted March 12th, 2010 at 1:08 am
@WhiteBlipster, shuld have shot the herins wich yall
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Frozen Embryos yall
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There are 2 Leto’s in that last picture. And a Mom.
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Jared Leto was the hottest alt in the world circa the 90′s. Now he’s a douchebag (would still tug him though).
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30 Seconds to Mars is the new Creed
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jered leto sucks fggt cocks……30 sec to mars are talentless hacks
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j leto = not desireable on account of his friends probably suck
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picture, caption, picture, caption, picture, caption… “…wonder if 30 Seconds To Mars is trying 2 build some sort of cult.”
NOW we’re fucking onto something
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leto’s such a great looking guy i’m sure he’s really cool from what this blogg report says. wish i could be a close companion of his so i could actually enjoy life.
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Angela Chase is probably a successful librarian today.
Angela Chase wins
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funny and informative!
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should have called the band ‘my so-called U2′
also
minus like -100 cred pts for jared coasting w/ aerospox
brakes R 4 fakes poser didnt you get the memo from urban outfittrs
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//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted March 12th, 2010 at 1:10 am
@the freewheelin’, is minus -100 a dbl negative? feel confused.
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“Even the tweens know that they are supposed to wear white in order to be members of the tribe. They even doodle iconography on their skin to show they are part of the tribe.”
are those tweens? they look like 22 year olds, the type of late bloomers that “never really got into concerts until college”.
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//////////Reply by the freewheelin'
//////////Posted March 11th, 2010 at 4:29 pm
@teh, ya the kind that look at you funny when you say do you want to go to a ‘show’. and then they go ‘OH A CONCERT like at the shoreline ampitheatre?’
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//////////Reply by apreludes@gmail.com
//////////Posted March 16th, 2010 at 5:53 am
@the freewheelin’,
hahahaha
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I love him in movie Highway.
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what is white on white crime called
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//////////Reply by Bipster
//////////Posted March 13th, 2010 at 6:19 am
@mk: Hockey?
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sense when is 30 Seconds To Mars alt?
is EVERYTHING alt nowadays? if so, alternative is dead.
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the 30 secs to mars sucks dick
30 secs to mainstream fame
30 secs to mass consumerism
30 secs to alt suicide
fuck jared leto. fuck his shitty band.
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//////////Reply by HeyThatsMyShoe
//////////Posted March 12th, 2010 at 12:24 am
@kevbro, Bah, you’re just jealous, bro.
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r sun chips the most desirable chipz ‘in the world’?
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//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted March 12th, 2010 at 1:12 am
@flowers4alger-anon, damn, feel like avey. or maybe deacon [via 'good 2 b back'].
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//////////Reply by altina
//////////Posted March 12th, 2010 at 8:08 am
@flowers4alger-anon, missed you <3
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ps. heard chris taylor ‘of grizzly bear’ is producing the next 30 secs 2 mars albie. should b ‘better than ezra’.
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//////////Reply by flowers4alger-anon
//////////Posted March 12th, 2010 at 1:15 am
@flowers4alger-anon, [via s000 good]
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Repulsive haircut… he reminds me of a failed Brazilian model (Alice Dellal)
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THERE YA GO http://www.flickr.com/photos/44276854@N08/4426198523/
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//////////Reply by Bipster
//////////Posted March 13th, 2010 at 6:18 am
@Bebe: Thx. I’m envious of your ‘personal’ avatar. Shout out to Jerkstore.
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I remember when LetoBro ‘fucking shot his semen inside of’ Selma Blair in that low-budget grifter film that nobody watched [via 2001/2].
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I remember when LetoBro got a blowjob from his double/doppelgänger who was wearing a bear suit in that one vid.
Felt like that was really ‘deep.’
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The girl in the 2nd to last picture is Rosie Huntington, a Victoria’s Secret model. He goes to all the fashion parties with gay model agents and is usually turned down by all the girls. Word is he’s def bi.
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i don’t care if he has a gang of tweens who worship him, or that his music is kind of “shitty” i just wanna “bone”
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its coolest music and band ever in the world
i love kings and queens…..
i like ur music 30 second to mars
your music make me inspiration in my life
thank u so much, and i believe in my country indonesia my bro and sis very love you like my love to you……keep goin!!!!
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//////////Reply by bradlee
//////////Posted March 17th, 2010 at 1:15 am
@alvandhy bimasakti, thank you. – jared leatoh
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Best in Requiem For a Dream (2000), once of the most intense movies ever!!! Nothing interesting since then…
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