Photos by the cobrasnake
I feel like I want to try a new drug. Sorta want something that I can buy at my local store. Something more authentic than cough syrup, though. I want to feel happy, not groggy and retarded [via Lil Wayne].
Want to feel the temporary buzz of nitrous oxide from Whip Cream containers, then reward myself with the sweet taste of cream.
Just want to get fucked up out of a balloon, but not do heroin. Might sit in my van, and ‘waste away’ my life after high school.
Really want to get serious about using this drug. Might buy a starter kit at my local bong store.
Is it more alt to get ‘effed up’ on computer duster?
Just want to buy some balloons, get effed up with a bunch of losers at my rural college that is stealing my parents’ money. Want to masturbate with Dorito dust fingers every night and get into relaishes with fat gamer chicks.
Need a new drug. Something more ‘light hearted’ and more readily accessible than weed/ cocaine / the horse / tussin / meow meow / etc.
Want a light hearted drug that fits in with my lifestyle. Wonder if computer duster is the same as Whip Cream cans.
Need to get ‘lifted’, then see what happens with my cute alt baguette friend [via scissoring]
Have yall ever done Whip Its?
Are they a light hearted drug?
Does the high last 4evr?
Have u put nitrous boosters in the back of ur car to make it go faster?
Is Cool Whip more alt than whip cream in a can?
Do yall like Whip Cream on top of ur hot chocolate / milkshakes / ice cream sundaes?
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second. want to scissor.
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//////////Reply by chong
//////////Posted March 28th, 2010 at 2:02 pm
@Chris Lien, yea these girls are so hot, check out the other pics from on cobrasnake
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third. got my weekend planned. thanks HRO
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redi-wip iz tah alt drg ov choiz i selz it lik crkz
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poppers, y’all
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whip its are the shit.
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are we in the post-straightedge era? i used to do crazzy stuff like this but now life is hard enough without adding artificial problems
real life is the real trip, ya’ll
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//////////Reply by bro noir
//////////Posted March 28th, 2010 at 4:10 pm
@teh, yeah, a boring trip. take a walk on the wild side, via that classic rock song and do some drugs man
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just want 2 feel ‘good’ y’all
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feel blessed to be around cheap blow[via living in south america] and not be a ‘fucking’ ‘loser’ that has to snort pills/food/kitchen utensils/garage wear/farts/hro’s comment section/corn syrup/etc
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//////////Reply by bro noir
//////////Posted March 28th, 2010 at 4:11 pm
@gringo, south american vacay?
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should’ve taken ‘reddi wips’ with y’all
bleep bloop bloop unce tiss~
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i have done it, its nice but the high lasts for >30 seconds. feels like all your nerves are tingling. def not a “mindset-changing” drug.
friend told me it fuks ur brain thaaough
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always wondered what would happen if helium and propellant (via duster) were done in succession – one makes the voice high, the other low.
would anything change? maybe your lungs just explode?
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not feeling the whip-its, but defs feeling the scissoring.
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I’ve never heard of a drug called tussin before. What does it do?
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//////////Reply by Elle
//////////Posted March 26th, 2010 at 4:14 pm
@alternativity, it cures your flu symptoms hurr hurr
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//////////Reply by chong
//////////Posted March 26th, 2010 at 6:49 pm
@Elle, lol
robotripping
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//////////Reply by KissaVotka
//////////Posted March 27th, 2010 at 3:23 am
@alternativity, wiv tussin i felt scary and started cry really
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feel like floppin on the floor yall [via NO2]
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//////////Reply by Knobs
//////////Posted March 26th, 2010 at 7:42 pm
@Nipslip, ready 4 the floor
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it was like i was walkin’ on sunshine
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//////////Reply by chilisfan
//////////Posted March 27th, 2010 at 12:31 pm
@allison, love ur collab w/ The Interventions.
IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE
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//////////Reply by TheStrongestOak
//////////Posted March 27th, 2010 at 5:01 pm
@chilisfan, LOL, ALISON!
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//////////Reply by TheStrongestOak
//////////Posted March 27th, 2010 at 5:02 pm
@TheStrongestOak, I mean, ALLISON!
forget whip-its, most alt = jenkem
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//////////Reply by post-post
//////////Posted March 26th, 2010 at 3:16 pm
@dw, butt hash is where it’s at
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//////////Reply by altmikey
//////////Posted March 27th, 2010 at 10:20 pm
@dw, sniffing shit via human is not alt
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got offered 2 try a whip it once. felt ‘peer pressured.’ decided 2 turn it down and ‘blaze’ instead
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wooo crls u haven’t done a drugz post in forever! keep it up, i feel like its something we can all bond over.
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Bought some dustoff for a tween couple in Staples once, because the clerk wouldn’t sell it to them since they weren’t 18. Made their weekend.
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Hold on a sec, U tellin me it’s 2003?!?!
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yea carlos /carles
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//////////Reply by chong
//////////Posted March 26th, 2010 at 6:50 pm
@\\\\\, yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya
via flaiming lips
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i must’ve killed half my brain cells on whip-it’s back in the day. It’s def a trip, but not one i’m going to go back to unless these couch girls are offering.
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//////////Reply by lolwut
//////////Posted March 26th, 2010 at 10:39 pm
@crayolabear, Damn straight
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spot on, dawg
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if i could just leave my body for the night.
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//////////Reply by box
//////////Posted March 26th, 2010 at 11:49 pm
@arnoldeenie, *ACKNOWLEDGED*
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http://i.imgur.com/HL1ZR.jpg
HAHAHAHAH THIS Y’ALL.
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//////////Reply by chong
//////////Posted March 28th, 2010 at 2:05 pm
@T.I., sounds unchill bro
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first time i did nitrous my older bro told me it was a balloon of helium…
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@allison, sweet reference
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Wait, are you fucking serious? Well, probably not. But after any show where people have been ‘rolling’, tons of people will be selling balloons of this stuff on the street. Not new at all Carles, not new at all. And it’s not worth blogging about.
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I used to have a $200 a week nos habit. Best thing ever. Now I just take acid though.
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Ive done ‘the duster’ before. We would call it ‘getting dusted’ (via cleverness). That was about 2000 blog years ago though. ‘Those were the days’
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gonna pretend the electro war isn’t over and plug pillz @ a rave
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Is it wrong if i find this adorable?
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//////////Reply by poop a loop
//////////Posted March 27th, 2010 at 7:38 am
@Adrian Marroquin, CONCUR. THE LAST VID MADE MY HEART WARM. BUT THEN CHUBBS STARTED FUCKIN UP.
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420
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I would like to see opium become more readily available. Love that sht…tastes like a vanilla blunt and is alt as fck [via ironic socio-historic implications]
Does anyone else dig?
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//////////Reply by brittany
//////////Posted March 28th, 2010 at 11:25 am
@HenWen, opium’s okay
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//////////Reply by chong
//////////Posted March 28th, 2010 at 2:07 pm
@HenWen, feel weightless
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that bro looks familiar, is that carlos santolla??
veryy bro.
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//////////Reply by boyholes
//////////Posted March 29th, 2010 at 3:03 am
@zanybussss, the one and only, i remember that bro back in highschool jerking off other tween boys in bathrooms at parties. obviously found it hard to be ‘accepted’.
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hey carles since u work for am appy now do u know when they will start selling whip-its next to the sunglasses at the counter?
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Surprised this post doesn’t mention Steve-O. Dude used to RIP on nitrous.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLTe-3mHuUc
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wow.
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Last nite i was gonna do some n2o so I went to my moms fridge and got the cool wip, put on some AnCo and laid in bed and snorted the gas. I felt light headed for like 2 min and not high. did I do it wrong :(
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opium bros via chinese opium wars
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I thought K2 was the new “buzz drug”? Y’all ever tried spike 99?
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//////////Reply by teh
//////////Posted March 28th, 2010 at 10:09 am
@sourappymaddoggy, tehy are all the same
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We live in a post-Meow Meow world now—nitrous is s00 lame.
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The probability of me trying this potent combination rests on the chance of getting some with the hot alt baguettes pictured.
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should have made a sundae w/ yall
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bum high
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Wait. Is Carles ‘advocating’ substance abuse? If so, I’m ‘outraged’: doesn’t he know that Hipster Runoff is read by tweens + ‘impressionable’ boys/gals who are ‘vulnerable’ to peer pressure.
‘Oooh! Let’s do ________!!!’
‘But it’s wrong…’
‘No Carles of Hipster Runoff fame said it’s o.k.!’
‘Oh, O.K. then.’
Next stop: drug addiction/stealing money from yr friends/parents 4 drugs/’living on the streets’/stringy hair/bad skin/skinniness/’crazy eyes’/death.
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NEbody down w/ Crystal Meth!
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//////////Reply by chong
//////////Posted March 28th, 2010 at 2:08 pm
@AlistairTheSun, tinaaa
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feel like those altbaguettes are lost veterans from the electro warz. seems like they would have good coke and funny neon tats. feel like i would not like chilling with them with pizza and a bottle of wine though.
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hey Carles can you make a post about how you like to stay home on the weekends and practice erotic asphyxiation? “L”
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word around town is this is REALLY good for you
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oooooooooooooooooooooooooold so ninetities
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i wish i still had a gf so i could totally do this and not b judged 4 who i am//////////// jk
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emo cut needs to get a job and a hair cut. someone has too much time
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