Photo by Stil in Berlin
Hey yall. Just looking at kewl new trends. I just saw this little critter that is chilling on a bro’s jacket, but it also might be integrated as a scarf. I feel like I could use a little creature who is an extension of me. A lot of people buy dogs, cats, fish, and other mainstream house pets, but I need something that is ‘high fashion’ not just some mutt that I have a personal connection to. Always searching for new and exciting ways to differentiate my personal brand, taking it to the next level.
Maybe I should get one of these mysterious creatures and sew him on to my Am Appy hoodie. Feel like that might differentiate me from ‘every other tween wearing an Am Appy hoodie.’
Does n e 1 know what kind of animal this is? Rlly need to buy one.
a) fox
b) tiger
c) lemur
d) sugar glider
e) wombat
f) muskrat
g) rat
f) wildabeast
g) ferret
h) golden retriever
i) kitten
j) ice panda
k) an animal collective
l) mini-deer
m) Tasmanian Devil
n) armadillo
o) komodo dragon
p) manatee
q) beluga whale
r) Brooklyn sea otter
s) aardvark
t) Choose.Your.Own.Response
Really want to jump on the ‘animal fur’ trend while there is a backlash against it.
Does n e 1 know how I can create one of these critter accessories? Do I just go to PETCO and purchase a pet to hollow out?
Is it ‘mean’ to get a real animal and murder it/ hollow it out?
do animals really have rights, or is there no difference between the meat industry and the exotic fur industry?
Is there really such thing as animal cruelty?
R u allowed to pretend that your critter is a puppet, and have it talk to people about relevant issues?
Have u ever worn ‘fur’?
Have u ever killed an animal?
R u good at zoology: the study of going on zoo field trips when ur a kid?
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52 Comments
recommend “practicing taxidermy on roadkill” before “investing in a pet”. it’s rly hard 2 “get right”
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//////////Reply by HJ
//////////Posted April 7th, 2010 at 10:36 pm
@laurel, u shoulda said fur st get it? FUR st!
is this thing on?
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//////////Reply by April Anova
//////////Posted April 10th, 2010 at 6:02 pm
@HJ, ur a very clever FGGT.
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//////////Reply by HJ
//////////Posted April 11th, 2010 at 11:14 am
@April Anova, u sound like my mother
i want a rabbit fur coat.
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//////////Reply by Nipslip
//////////Posted April 7th, 2010 at 8:59 pm
@chinchowdoll, want a jenny lewis coat [via ed gein]
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//////////Reply by alternanonymuz
//////////Posted April 8th, 2010 at 4:14 pm
@Nipslip, or you could cheap out by getting a fake via local bar wench substitute
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feel fucked right now
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//////////Reply by some black bro
//////////Posted July 8th, 2010 at 1:46 pm
@bro, agree.
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‘super relevant’
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noone said first!
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//////////Reply by Lola
//////////Posted April 8th, 2010 at 2:50 am
@wheel hunt, fur st [via HJ; circa 5 hours ago]
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//////////Reply by grmnbro
//////////Posted April 8th, 2010 at 4:55 am
@Lola, this made my day
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that little rat lookin thing come by my house i kill it!
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most def an AnCo,
always wondered what one looked like.
Thnx Carles! <3
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ariel pink leaked
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//////////Reply by justw2brelv
//////////Posted April 8th, 2010 at 11:10 am
@relevant commentator, source
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//////////Reply by AstroCandy
//////////Posted April 8th, 2010 at 3:42 pm
@relevant commentator, this man speaks the truth but i can’t find a torrent.
SOMEONE HOOK A BROTHA UP!!!
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//////////Reply by AstroCandy
//////////Posted April 8th, 2010 at 6:13 pm
@AstroCandy, nvm i found it. thanks for nothing jerks. ‘relevant’ my ass. fuck you all.
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:A
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i think PETA is going to hack your site bc of this lol
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yes
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i would like a person suit, plz
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I want a hollowed-out-raccoon puppet that I can feed myself pringles with
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//////////Reply by Daniel
//////////Posted April 8th, 2010 at 3:36 am
@Bebe, Normally I’d say a puppet wouldn’t fit inside a pringles can but since it’s a raccoon… well, those things can get into anything.
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//////////Reply by Bebe
//////////Posted April 8th, 2010 at 4:07 am
@Daniel, should I buy one of these ‘disgusting hats’ http://pix.auctiva.com/pix/10/00/06/NT90211_hat-large_size.JPG
or should I buy a 10x kuter version
http://www.noahsanimalfigurines.com/catalog/images/RACCOON_HAT.jpg
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//////////Reply by le poulpe
//////////Posted April 8th, 2010 at 10:01 am
@Daniel, that’s what she said, bro.
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//////////Reply by Gary
//////////Posted April 8th, 2010 at 6:19 pm
@le poulpe, good talk.
//////////Reply by funky_rutabaga
//////////Posted April 9th, 2010 at 5:31 pm
@Bebe, Already carry my pet raccoon I found in my yard everywhere with me. He doesn’t have rabies and he licks everyone.
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i think its mink…here’s a picture of me with my mink stole and lynx cape
http://popularcultureshaman.com/Pictures.html
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im gonna hollow you out & wear you as a dress
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ITS A TLACUACHE
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CHAOS REIGNS
lol
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//////////Reply by dogboyvan
//////////Posted April 9th, 2010 at 12:02 am
@kevbro, wtf was up with that ‘film’?
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//////////Reply by Freudianslippers
//////////Posted April 9th, 2010 at 12:32 pm
@dogboyvan, loved that lil fox. could do w/out willem dafoes peen, tho.
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//////////Reply by kevbro
//////////Posted April 9th, 2010 at 5:21 pm
@Freudianslippers,
~ jizzing blood ~
tee heeee
i think it’s a mink. im a mink farmer i far minks for their fur and then i kill the minks skin them and make mink fur coats from the skinned minks’ fur. if you want carles, i will give u s a small mink fur item for free, i.e. a scarf or afghan and i can give u a sharp disount on a coat much like that one. u know how to get in touch. but as i said, i got minks
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//////////Reply by Nipslip
//////////Posted April 11th, 2010 at 11:48 am
@AltBrooklyBro, feel like u wouldnt get 2 many tugs bro [via awful stench]
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string together a bunch of slow lorises like a furry gang* chain. they also have poison teeth and eat bugs.
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I think it’s a Noahlennox.
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i dunno bit that thing has crazy zooey coke eyes
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i dunno but that thing has crazy zooey coke eyes
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//////////Reply by genericaltbro
//////////Posted April 7th, 2010 at 10:40 pm
@genericaltbro, fuckkk i’m “that” person that posts twice accidentally. not alt
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//////////Reply by bro
//////////Posted April 8th, 2010 at 12:23 pm
@genericaltbro, kmarsh is way alt, don’t worry
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//////////Reply by Nipslip
//////////Posted April 11th, 2010 at 11:49 am
@genericaltbro, resilience = authenticity, bro
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can’t believe it’s almost been a year since the hipster grifter meme ‘O_>’
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//////////Reply by marcus garvey
//////////Posted April 9th, 2010 at 10:15 am
@skybread, O:
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looks like an owl y’all
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carvin up a water buffalo bro for my hat
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it puts the lotion in the basket it puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again…………..
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just want some1 2 ‘hollow me out’ yall
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miss u Björk
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What kind of animal is an “avey tare”???
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wanna get a pair of AmAppy style “panda bear briefs”.
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have you ever thought of a vegetable coat i think lettuce would look classy if you arrange it in the right way
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that is n ant eater or a pokemon
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Is there really such thing as animal cruelty?
humans = animals
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ummm yall are mistaken…. it’s obviously a firefox
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you spend too much time stalking yvan rodic
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arctic monkey?
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an open letter crls:
Dear Charles, feel like u focusing on quanity not quality like u used to. These recent post arn’t engaging or interesting at all.
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what r u supposed to do when you have 20 diff things to say but if you tweet/buzz/whatever too much you will lose followers/lovers
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//////////Reply by marcus garvey
//////////Posted April 9th, 2010 at 10:17 am
@rose city bro, queue, bro.
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Yo, Foxy.
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carles, don’t be such a consumer brand.
i don’t think we’re in the post-political correctness / post-saving the planet era yet.
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Feel like all the alt. animals are getting the “tough” end of the stick on this one. Feel like if this gets too popular it will really alienate our animal alt. brothers. Feel like it’d be more economically savvy to just shave the animals and use their fur multiple times instead of killing a new one each time.
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I just wanted to take a moment to let everyone who reads this shit know… stop living off of dads trust fund, get a job, stop wasting your money on vintage clothing, quit smoking cigarettes, smoke a joint instead at least it does something. Coffee is over rated and Fixie bikes need to be scrapped. American Apparel clothes suck and you have to keep re-buying them every 2 months. Cut out the cocaine cause everyone knows that shit is cut and it sucks. Commit to a relationship before your love becomes simply fuck. Fuck, fucking because you loose all hope in Love… Fuck love because bitches like alexi celine wasser re-contextualize it’s meaning and completely kill it for everyone. Fuck art because the art you do has already been done… especially the art you do with tape loops and analog synthesizers. Last but not least take off those silly ass glasses before someone punches you for wearing them.
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//////////Reply by chill out
//////////Posted April 9th, 2010 at 1:39 pm
@Vomit On the Hipster,
ur gonna have 2 post sooner than that if u want n e 1 to read this
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//////////Reply by Vomit On the Hipster
//////////Posted April 9th, 2010 at 3:10 pm
@chill out, you read it didn’t you. Mission Accomplished.
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//////////Reply by kevbro
//////////Posted April 9th, 2010 at 5:24 pm
@Vomit On the Hipster,
>loose all hope in Love
>loose all hope
>loose
your butt-hole is a lil ‘loose’
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//////////Reply by funky_rutabaga
//////////Posted April 9th, 2010 at 5:33 pm
@Vomit On the Hipster, Hello mnstrmr. Fuck off.
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//////////Reply by Guhh
//////////Posted April 10th, 2010 at 2:37 pm
@Vomit On the Hipster, I feel ya bro. Let’s get a beer sometime and watch Anchorman together.
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Think I may open a taxidermy business.
That, or petition Dov Charney to start selling animal coats from humanely raised and slaughtered animals at AmAppy.
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What ever happened to your posts of the greatest comments? I used to like when a commentor had something to say (and be heard) here.
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Aye my nigga, I’m fixin’ ta hollow out some otters and throw them shits onto my steering wheel my nigga. How many niggas you know with otter skin steering wheel covers my nigga? Get money young, peace.
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It’s a wild snow mongoose, they are now extinct
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I’d like to get a porcupine sewn on to one of my flannel shirts. Feel like porcupines are pretty authentic. I really like the animal collective idea though.
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//////////Reply by Guhh
//////////Posted April 10th, 2010 at 2:39 pm
@Guhh, OH, by the way, I’m vegetarian.
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//////////Reply by mk
//////////Posted April 10th, 2010 at 4:42 pm
@Guhh, i think echidnas should be skinned for our protection against potential muggers
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Still can’t believe Rick Martin is gay.
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a post ironic animal howe post ironic an proto humane
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where the hell is CARLOS?
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you havent posted in three days, starting to wonder where i will get my daily dose of “ironic” commentary. Carles i miss you you alt. bastard
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the white fur fox at the begining is called an arctic fox
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