I am always searching for ways to prove that I am 'the most authentic fan' of buzz bands. So many people just steal MP3s and share them with their friends to prove that they are 'true fans'. Some more authentic fans purchase vinyl editions of LPs. Some bands create iPhone apps / games for their fans 2 buy. Going to a live show can prove that ur a fan, especially if u take some sweet video footage with ur point and shoot camera. Buying the poster of a band can make u a legit fan according to people who enter ur college dorm room..
Feel like wallpaper is 'the ultimate poster.' Like something that will be in ur room forever. Wall paper interacts with the space in ur room, turning a 'bland' room into something that is 'truly beautiful'? This bro decided to get some wallpaper that represents his love of the XX, 'mashed up' [via Girl Talk] with his love of dining. The fork and knife form an X, metaphorically representing where art, commerce, food, and society intersect..
One day, u will take down all of the posters in ur room when you 'become a new version of you', but wall paper is more likely to stick around. Do u have better wall paper in ur house / apartment, or as the background of ur desktop?
What are some good ways to prove that u r an authentic fan of buzz bands? How can u create a meaningful product to showcase ur allegiance to a buzzband?
- Grizzly Bear: Go hunting, kill a grizz bear, turn it into an iPod dock + speakers
- Vampire Weekend: Go 2 the movies and see 'Twilight' on a weekend
- MGMT: get ur MBA from University of Phoenix online business school
- Beach House: have ur parents buy u a house on the beach
- Crystal Castles: build a castle out of crystals
- Animal Collective:
- Panda Bear: go 2 the zoo and feed a panda bear mp3 players made out of bamboo
- Washed Out: huff cleaning agents
- Neon Indian: Go 2 an indian reservation, and paint some Native Americans 'neon', have them perform on SNL, kinda like Ke$ha
- the XX: buy a bunch of Dos Equises, then drink them, and keep the bottles in ur room.
Do u know of any good ways to prove that ur really into bands?
What types of band merch do u buy?
Do u want some sort of dining room set that showcases ur love of ur fave indie buzzband?
Should I get a bunch of black clothes + turtle necks so I can copy the XX's brand, sorta like how teen girls dressed like a slut / Madonna in the 1980s?
What is the most authentic utensil: the fork, knife, spoon, spork, or chop sticks?
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@fred, lucky bitch.
HEY CARLES...
That's not Peter Bjorn & John, that's Edward Sharpe and the magnetic zeros.
And Damn, can the muse bro make it anymore obvi. that he wishes he was thom yorke? He bites his singing and his hair style.
Also, unknownhipster.com may or may not be better than you.
sercond.
I think you should do whateves.
I think you should buy it.
I think you should buy it. This is a classic wallpaper. Looks like forks of chopsticks- Lawsuit Loan
Grew a big beer bellie to show what a big Dan Deacon fan i am
definately chop sticks
Animal Collective? Begin collecting a bunch of animals (perhaps animals that can play keyboards).
@Al-lex,
Animal Collective: Just find things that clash horribly, mix them all together without any skill or preparation, and claim you are a consciously evolving band of noncommital dumbasses. Now that i said it, i'm never gonna mention it again.
how could you make this post without mentioning the XX broad?
RIP XX broad, u were a good meme, u did ur best.
looks like he's wearing a shirt for pants in this pic: http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4014/4530364213_12dc71bb7b_o.jpg
Would you wear a shirt as pants? Would wearing a turtleneck as pants imply you have a long dong?
Panda Bear skin rug.
QUESTION:
How do you decide what goes in the alt report and what is posted here? They both basically contain the same kind of content and are usually around the same length. Someone pretend to be Carles and answer this for me plz&thx
@Elle, things on here have more to do with hipsters, things on the alt report have more to do with alts. obviously
You forgot to mention slapping decals on the back of your car
think this bro needs to sit down and reevaluate his life/cheekbones.
first
carles, write better posts bro, rebuild HRO because its getting old
Well the beach boys, that would be like going to the beach, masturbating under the boardwalk, a few cold ones, and maybe a game of parcheesi
The spork is the most authentic utensil. It defies all preconceptions about what a utensil is supposed to be, a fork a spoon, a chopstick, and it says F U to them all and is an amalgamation of utensils. It doesn't just relegate itself to one task that everyone expected it to do, it can do FUCKING EVERYTHING. When you're in the woods, with nothing and you're butt naked but you have to try and maintain civility so that you don't go bat-shit insane, you can't just carry a fork, a spoon, AND chopsticks (for when you want to eat asian animals). There's just not that much space on your butt naked bodyness to carry that many things. But if you carry a spork, you're SET. And everyone knows that the things that are best to take with you when you're going to be a hobo in the woods are the most authentic ever, also via "Where the Wild Things Are". QED FOOLS.
@Lurker,
weak
Uffie: get preggers + talk in autotune voice
pete doherty: become addicted to heroin
this XX character is a total fruitcake.
this Dude is proof there is high estrogen in the water supply
Percentage of gay alts in the populous at large: 10%
Percentage of gay alts in photographs accompanying HRO posts: 90%
@dax jax, what are you sayin here man? you callin me gay?
@dax jax,
ur math is retardstrength wrong
put them on your nipples, ladies
true YACHT fans have a yacht to show support. poor ppl can't be authentic fans.
animal collective-- watching avatar on projection screen at the zoo in the panda cage.
the XX: listen to shitty tunes and look at gay male porn.
this kid sucks, right?
MIA: Go to Iraq and become a POW
@jonh old, props, i lold
@jonh old, lol
The fork is perfect for stroking the buttocks of the immobilized young woman...
i h8 2 point out that the dude is a poser. he's trying to hide an extra X in there to show his friends he's alt + authentic + actually eats animals and uses them as carpetry, but fails cuz he's too skinny, even w baggy layered clothes.
lol'd @ AnCo
what happened to the coachelly post yall?
@pB,
sum photoggies prolly shit becuz carles used their shit without linking back to their respective flickr accnts
i like the beach house suggestion the most. chop sticks are the most authentic utensil of choice
wuvyoubabeee
this kid sucks, right?
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