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I am trying really hard 2 ‘phase out’ the Am Appy phase in my life. Just really trying to implement a personal brand that is post-thriftwave, but not really too ‘corporate retail chain at ur local mall core.’ Really difficult in our modern world. Feel like the world is a mall, and I am going 2 be stuck window shopping for the rest of my life (or until I pay off my maxed out credit cards that I used to purchase apple products + equipment for my new sound project).
Do u know if it is chill to ‘wear fur’? I know a lot of ppl make a big deal about ‘killing animals’, and how ‘it is wrong’ since animals deserve to live their own lives’, sorta like when humans turn 18. Just saw this hot ass girl wearing some sort of bikini / tankini made from a creature. I think it is either a mink or a sugar glider [via ur local PETCO].
She seems like a chill girl, like the kind u want to get to know + date for 1-2 years until some sort of ‘epic breakup’ goes down.
I am a huge fan of the tankini. I feel like it really ‘liberates’ women who are a little bit too ‘heavy’ to wear a bikini, but dont’ want to look like a ‘cow’ in a 1 piece bathing suit.
Just want a curvy, comfy woman, feeling proud on the beach, not afraid 2 swim in the ocean, becoming 1 with nature.
Feel like the fur tankini is a pretty good look and it helps u 2 become 1 with anture.
Feel like this bro is ‘jonesing hard’ on this girl. Maybe because she is ‘showing off tons of skin, or possibly because of her progressive tankini.
Are tankinis gonna ‘catch on’ in 2k10?
Do animals have rights?
Do yall know about any ‘summer looks’ that the internet trendspotters should know abt?
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bathing suits r 4 mnstrmrs. can’t get ‘conceptual’ @ the beach, yall. 2 many bros ruining chillwavve vibez.
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//////////Reply by Panda Bro
//////////Posted June 22nd, 2010 at 7:27 pm
@stillness is the meme, tru dat bro
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//////////Reply by lost in your CRLS
//////////Posted June 22nd, 2010 at 10:48 pm
@stillness is the meme, the only way to get your conceptual on at the beach and become ‘king of the beach’ is to wear clothes (mainstream or zany) that are not intended to be worn in the ocean
uncomfortably itchy when u get out of the water and take ages to dry but makes u hella authentic
just be careful not to look end up looking like ‘just a foreigner’
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I have a lovely hawaiian flower print swimsuit
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lots of ugly shoes on HRO 2day
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//////////Reply by Scarlett Brohansson
//////////Posted June 23rd, 2010 at 2:43 am
@Adobe Slabs CS4, you wack bro. dem shoes is the best part of her outfit.
think she’d look pretty ok/public rape status wearin just the shoes and pants, imo.
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//////////Reply by whtevr, bro
//////////Posted June 23rd, 2010 at 5:45 am
@Scarlett Brohansson, cool bro. and maybe you should be in “prison” for being a “sexual creep”
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//////////Reply by nu-disney
//////////Posted June 26th, 2010 at 6:37 pm
@whtevr, bro, What about the unacceptable shoes the guy is wearing? I don’t want to look at that! He’s got to be European or something.
codger plz weigh in on this issue bro!
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//////////Reply by The Codger
//////////Posted June 22nd, 2010 at 10:58 pm
@’The codger’ is #1, Hello there, reader! Fine choice of “screen name” you created there! Thanks for requesting my input. Of course, I was going to offer it eventually, but I appreciate your request.
These fur bathing suits remind me of the way everyone would wear coonskin caps because programs like Davey Crockett and Gunsmoke made them popular again. If this girl’s show is popular, the stores are probably going to have a hard time keeping them in stock just like the last time. Of course, they make more sense as a bathing suit because many animals are naturally water-repellant. The water beads up and rolls right off, just like on a duck.
The Codger
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//////////Reply by Mindiebro
//////////Posted June 23rd, 2010 at 12:13 pm
@The Codger,
<3 u Codger
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//////////Reply by The Codger
//////////Posted June 23rd, 2010 at 2:01 pm
@Mindiebro, Thank you, Mindiebro. I hope you’re having a terrific day (despite the heat!)
The Codger
wanna make a ‘beach blanket’ out of wavves [via ed gein]
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//////////Reply by post-chill
//////////Posted June 22nd, 2010 at 8:27 pm
@Nipslip, yes!
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imo the most important part of this pic is that she seems to have branded herself as a cello via tatties
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//////////Reply by broce springsteen
//////////Posted June 22nd, 2010 at 6:50 pm
@tommy, shit reference to ray man right there.
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Feel like that dude must be ‘pissed’ because she’s upstaging his progressive sandals
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//////////Reply by generk witty cmmnt
//////////Posted June 22nd, 2010 at 8:31 pm
@MyGlassFortress,
post-witch house avatars
big in 2k11.677??/
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seems totally unchill to wear dead animals…wonder if this girl also wears seal fur and eats whale meat. might need the sea shepherds to intervene here [via whale wars]. feel like paul watson might be the last great chillwave hope [via driving around a in a boat in antarctica].
‘i don’t mean
to seem like i care about material things
like japanese ppl
i just want
chill waves and plankton blooms
4 my whales’
-paul watson
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//////////Reply by Panda Bro
//////////Posted June 22nd, 2010 at 7:29 pm
@wafflehaus, clever bro
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//////////Reply by tommy
//////////Posted June 22nd, 2010 at 10:01 pm
@Panda Bro, http://imgur.com/PSQLP.png
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//////////Reply by Panda Bro
//////////Posted June 23rd, 2010 at 10:34 am
@tommy, lolz
non-ironic fur = pretentious
wearing fur just b/c u r cold = faggy [via go buy a bro face]
ironic fur = chill ass 4 sho
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she looks a little too happy for a person who has dead animals draped over her body. i like her shoes though
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//////////Reply by Torpor
//////////Posted June 22nd, 2010 at 6:56 pm
ironic tankini and platform sandles = chill wave most.
Elle, stop thinking in mid-90s declaratives. Dead animals carry no weight in the oughts and teens.
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this attention whores personal branding makes me so unchill. feel like this could only b ok if she let sum1 wear her as a tankini nxt season. mayb my dog. dogs r pretty chill.
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//////////Reply by post-chill
//////////Posted June 22nd, 2010 at 8:31 pm
@jabroni, yeah. like maybe best coastyy’s dank cat, Snackers or whatever, could wear this chick as a sarong.
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think it would be cool to have a wet mink-shirt contest via dumping blood on this chick. Morbid boner.
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HRO is where I always get all my fashion advice.
Feel like this girl is trying to ‘make a statement’ but doesn’t realize that what she is wearing is ‘hideous’ aside from the fact that it is fur.
Feel like this is a ‘non-controversy’, y’all [via dead meme]
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What a QT pie
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She looks ready for the beach with her chill as sweat pants and sandals and chill ass rodents/small mammals hanging on her breasts.
On the other hand she tried too hard to be alt by not using her belt in her belt loops. But it is not her fault. At least she gave it her all(t).
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somethin about this broad gets my horn rlly wet
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wearing fur AND leather is totally unchill.
remember, yall: “the question is not ‘can they reason?’ or ‘can they talk?’, but ‘can they suffer?’”
[via peoples 4 the ethical treatment of animals]
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//////////Reply by V
//////////Posted June 23rd, 2010 at 8:43 pm
@mALTeez, word up
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those were my old dead cats… they died… (of natural causes) and i stuffed them and turned them into a tankini! I’d like to skin a few of you and wear them around my …. tittys
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//////////Reply by generk witty cmmnt
//////////Posted June 22nd, 2010 at 8:29 pm
@dane,
color me horrified.
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//////////Reply by luvucrls
//////////Posted June 23rd, 2010 at 8:28 am
@dane,
no 1 cares about canadians.
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//////////Reply by dane
//////////Posted June 23rd, 2010 at 9:38 am
@luvucrls,
lolz. and im sure noone cares about you
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this cmmnts section is now about…
the 101 dalmatians!
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//////////Reply by alilbirdie
//////////Posted June 23rd, 2010 at 2:15 pm
puppies!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PETA is stoked.
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is the fatbro wearing JORTS???/
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Why is she showing her teeth like that? I sort of wanna puke on this bitch’s raptor-face.
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Hey Carles maybe you can include this babe in your new “sound project”, ~there’s always room for C-E-L-L-O- are you going to have a double album out by the end of the summer?
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this girl looks hella cold, but ‘toughing it out’ to be alt
kinda like that guy who climbed everest or Buzz Aldren (who is known to be ironically the altest man alive)
cello tattoos- big in 2k10.54?
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Stupid ugly bitch.
F__k u, u lame, bushy-eyebrowed fur-wearing skanky ho.
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jus covering my mammary glands with carcasses y’all
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//////////Reply by alilbirdie
//////////Posted June 23rd, 2010 at 2:14 pm
ha!!! yessss best
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just another bipolar daddy’s girl
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Wearing animals is not cool
Wearing Luis Vitton (did i write it correct?) is unchill
Wearning roman sandals is unchill
tattoo = chill
smile = sorta chill (also kinda freaks me out)
Total -3+1,5 =-1.5= FAIL
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//////////Reply by meme or die
//////////Posted June 23rd, 2010 at 6:44 pm
@MEMEs, not having the ass to sport the tat = unchill
-2.5 FAIL
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WTF Carles, plz stop updating too much. It’s too difficult to have a life and keep up to date with HRO.
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so much**
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don’t let anything have died in vain!
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That woman wearing the dead animals should be made into a jacket herself via i’d punch her in the mouth if i saw her.
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is this Alt Palin?
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feel like punching her (via misogyny) for being so alienated (via opression of animals) y’all
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No, it is not chill to wear dead animals. This girl looks disgusting.
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Peta is going to slay her. And I wouldn’t intervene.
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All you animal activists are unchill. You think that doberman wouldn’t skin you and wear your vegan pelt for summer windbreaker? You’re deluded.
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is the dead animal tankini the appropriate beach attire for a skinny girl with a beer paunch? god, i’m having just the hardest time picking out beach wear. i live on the gulf coast–what accessorizes well with oil sludge? please help a broad.
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don’t really “give a fuck” about the animals (via them not going to heaven/hell)
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that is really ugly
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this little gem of ladyness is the most creative and fabulous individual ive ever met. those kitty cats are lucky to have a second life on those firm breasts of hers. this is actually where id like to be when i pass away… id like to be turned into a hot shit tankini worn by a wonderful dark haired magic unicorn. dont eat meat, wear it.
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