My meaningful, conceptual alternative wedding.


As yall know, I haven’t been posting as much lately. I have some great news to relay to yall. I finally got married. It was a beautiful ceremony, and we even had one of my art school bros create a video for us that is really in line with our alternative brand. So many tacky ass people get standard wedding photographers to document their . I think the goal of those photographers is to ‘make the bride look skinny’, and justify the groom’s role in the wedding by taking a few meaningful ‘bro pix’ that really make it clear that the groomsmen are an ‘authentic can of bros.’

N e ways, our conceptual video turned out pretty amazingly. We used the hit song “Sleepyhead” by the Passion Pits as ‘our song’ since it really represented our ‘new lease on life.’

Just wanted every1 at the wedding to ‘know who we are’
‘what we’re all about’
Understand that we are more than just ‘any other lame couple’
who is uniting together for tax benefits

Beautiful ceremony
Beautiful bros
Beautiful bitches
Walking around conceptually
moving arms, facing zany angles
metaphor 4 how we are ‘obtuse as shit’ in a right angled society

Eff dress shoes
Wearing some Converse
[via Best Coast / Vampy Weekend collab]

Feel like everything was perfect
for 1 night
we were all sleepie heads
A feast
a carnival
a partie
an electro rave without any deaths
Feel like my immediate family
and my extended family
finally realized ‘who I am’ as an alternative person
and how I ‘see the world’ in a different/abstract way

Just want to drive away with my lover
Riding the minivan wave
2 our honeymoon on the concrete beaches of Brooklyn

Are yall gonna have an alt wedding?
What indie song is going to be ‘yalls song’?
Did this video ‘kill it’?
Is this couple ‘the most authentic couple in the world’?
Do u think they will be happy forever, or will they get divorced when 1 of them decides that is ‘too entry level’ 4 them, then the other 1 gets defensive because the song ‘means a lot’ 2 them?
What are u gonna do at ur wedding to make sure u don’t have a mainstream, middle class wedding?
Do u feel sad when u see high school/college acquaintances ‘getting married’, ‘looking happy’, and ultimately having an upper-middle class tacky-wave wedding?
If ur not going to be rich, is the only thing left to do with ur life ‘get married and pop/poop out a few kids’?

     
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66 Comments

  1. Silvio Brolusconi
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 1:18 pm | Permalink

    primerissimo

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    Silvio Brolusconi

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    @Silvio Brolusconi, first on a carles post is the big leagues, made my day

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    slutwave

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    @Silvio Brolusconi, i look up to you bro

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    Silvio Brolusconi

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    @slutwave, thanks bro, that is ‘really meaningful’

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    Cabramel

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    @Silvio Brolusconi, and a big congratulations to you sir!

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    woolvaries

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    i think u meant “first”. u got to sort ur ipad keyboard layout bro.

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  2. meme or die
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 1:19 pm | Permalink

    hope the divorce video is just as alt, can’t wait yall

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    steve gheyoki

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    @meme or die, foreal

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  3. mel gibson
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 1:26 pm | Permalink

    those bitches are phat as fuck

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    brobabe

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    @mel gibson,

    phat is the new alt

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    bro house (via beach)

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    @brobabe, I really think that when fat ppl try to make a conceptually heavy vid, it always fucks up. Maybe cuz they just dont fit in, or maybe cuz they are to busy eating to worry about how the concept is being portrayed. Kinda h8 fat ppl. Might even B greater than my h8 for 2k10 (via not many buzz-worthy releases/death of chillwave). My 2 cents yall.

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    rojobro

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    @bro house (via beach), agreed. these ppl don’t even look alt in any way… just mainstrmrs who happen to like sunglasses, converse, and fat chicks. Ttly losers like many fatties. Hope I never get fat.

    tommy

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    @brobabe, via best coast’s drummer

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    rojobro

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    @brobabe, Dude, way off. US is sooo fat via stupid ppl not giving a shit if they are eating fat-filled chemical concoctions instead of real food.

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    DP

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    @rojobro, u can be fat and still eat all organic and nutritionz. jus sayin.

    Phatso

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    @mel gibson, right???? so crazy.

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    mel gibson

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    @Phatso, really didn’t like the part where they threw the origami cranes in the air. flabby arms ya’ll.

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  4. chillwavvin
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 1:39 pm | Permalink

    still think ‘my gurls’ is the perfect alt wedding ‘jam’

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  5. Tastemaker
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 1:41 pm | Permalink

    Passion Pit + Phat Chicks = entry level

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    slutwave

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    @Tastemaker, or is it

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    brory

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    @slutwave, “did the math” (via asking jeeves). turns out, it is

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  6. AZ SBro 1070
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 1:42 pm | Permalink

    i think bride had perfect alt back rolls(via being larger than her breatss)

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  7. bitch house
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 1:45 pm | Permalink

    this isn’t alt at all
    obesity is SO mainstream

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    Vastro the Chilean Bro

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    @bitch house, being phat on purpose is ironic
    irony is alt

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    Hustla

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    @Vastro the Chilean Bro, You’ve got it bro!

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  8. Posted July 29, 2010 at 2:01 pm | Permalink

    marrying a girl that fat is never a good look. I don’t care if Neon Injuns+ Feiry Arcades form some wierd chill-indie-wave-core supergroup and play a ‘that song from titanic’ 4 u. gross, bro.

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    chillamanjaro

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    @Robert E. Bro, “How can you stay with a fat girl who’ll say ‘oh, would you like to marry me, and if you like you can buy the ring’, she doesn’t care about anything.” (via brorissey)

    feel like these arent alts // maybe more like former ska fatties that mebbe check p4k bimonthly

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  9. Broe Jonas
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 2:13 pm | Permalink

    congratulations crls ur wedding looks meaningful

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  10. ernest's peen
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 2:21 pm | Permalink

    that kinda bummed me out, people shouldn’t air they’re personal moments via viral vidz.

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    synthasaur

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    @ernest’s peen, *their.
    figured i’d help u out bro
    or is the grammatical error ironic? if so, just kidding.

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  11. fapping 2 zola jesus
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 2:25 pm | Permalink

    the chris brown wedding dance was more alt

    ps. dibs on starting a minivanwavecore band y’all

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    Elliott

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    @fapping 2 zola jesus, would it be something like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql-N3F1FhW4

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  12. luvucrls
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 2:52 pm | Permalink

    altgrange georgia is the alt-est. So happy you choose to get married there CRLS. feel like that is ‘totes’ close to ernest greene’s lake house. maybe he rode the chill-lake-waves over to the wedding, and just effing alted it up. vibing hard to this song!!! what’s it called again? Who is this band??????

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  13. alt in love
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 2:55 pm | Permalink

    def going 2 ask my luv 2 ‘alt-marry’ me via jumping on stage at nxt pp show.

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    mel gibson

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    @alt in love, hope she isn’t phat

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  14. Bull And Me
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 3:14 pm | Permalink

    <3 when carles says "n e ways…" after setting up the post. also, lold @ walking around conceptually

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  15. pretty broy
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 3:15 pm | Permalink

    GOD DAMNIT CARLES, IM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR SHIT. KNOCK IT OFF.

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    kurt brobain

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    @pretty broy, fuck carles

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  16. brogan
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 3:36 pm | Permalink

    these people SUCK

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  17. 'Alther Payton
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 3:55 pm | Permalink

    Damn, she’s super fat already, imagine once she starts popping out kids? How is going to be able to find where to put his penis?

    “f one fucks a roll and doesn’t know it’s not the vagina, does one truly get off?” -Broanardo DiVincci

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    @’Alther Payton, Also, did you notice all her friends are fat? Do we make friends with people who look like us? Would a skinny broad risk her social status (via Panda Bear) on hangign with fat girls?

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    generk witty cmmnt

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    @’Alther Payton,
    u bring up interesting questions, alter

    1. skinny broads & fat friends
    feel like the uglier a girls friends, the lower her self-esteem
    2. once she is poppin out kidz
    gonna b HUGE

    appreciate the honest q’s,

    generk witty cmmnt

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  18. Posted July 29, 2010 at 4:09 pm | Permalink

    LOL!! that video was hilarious. that couple has a really strong sense of irony, i dig it.

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  19. sloth bear
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 4:20 pm | Permalink

    OBV midwesterners

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    wolfibheartammymozrt

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    @sloth bear, if you consider GA midwest but I don’t. midwest is the best

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    Dick

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    @sloth bear, So true, where else are there people that fat/ugly/stuck in 4 years ago?

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    LoBro

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    @Dick, Don’t h8 on land of the chillwaves. Ernest Greene and Chaz will beat your ass so bad you so bad you’ll ‘feel it all around’.

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    luvucrls

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    @LoBro, not sure if you ever really understood the “chillwave” movement. think you might be confusing it w/ ‘jugallocore’. feel pretty confident that ernest greene and chaz are too busy ‘trying to become librarians’ / ‘have too few muscles’ / ‘not enough aggression’ to actually beat someone. Also feel like ‘regional pride’ is so 2k4 ‘rappercore’.

  20. rooshio
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 4:24 pm | Permalink

    Suppression of Prometastatic Phenotype of Highly Metastatic Androgen-Independent Rat Prostate Cancer MLL Cell Line by PI3K Inhibitor LY294002

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  21. Posted July 29, 2010 at 4:28 pm | Permalink

    Damn

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  22. Posted July 29, 2010 at 4:46 pm | Permalink

    Dear Carles,

    Congratulations on your latest wedding. You’re really knocking them back! We gents have it easy…the bride’s family is the one that has to pay!

    Best wishes,
    The Codger

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  23. letters2god
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 5:22 pm | Permalink

    just fucking awful

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    meh

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    @letters2god, agreed.. i couldn’t even watch the whole thing

    fatssion pit

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  24. Posted July 29, 2010 at 5:28 pm | Permalink

    crls, glad u got converse to sponsor your wedding
    hope this ends ur feud w/ best coastie)
    wonder what relevant dj dropped some sick beats (could only see his hands)

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    kurt brobain

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    @cousins, probs was dj pauly d (via mtv premiere last nite y’all)

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  25. zoila
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 5:47 pm | Permalink

    getting married is NOT alt in the first place, you little piece of !#$#^**(#!!@_)&*!, Carles! <3 u

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    HAlt

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    1. Passion SHIT was maybe a decent band 4 years ago. Definitely, mainstream now.. ‘Alt’ huh?
    2. It was a nice video besides all those fat women lurking, also mainstream as hell.
    3. You’re not alt just because you put some cheap paper cranes on top of your wedding cake and do a couple jumping shots and make “your song” one of the most played out “indie songs” probably ever.
    Thumbs down amigo.
    Also, why don’t you make your family even less proud of you by revealing you’re alternative. Because they weren’t already dissapointed that you were to be procreating with a whale, thus tarnishing the family’s geneology.

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    generk witty cmmnt

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    @HAlt,
    =(

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    crystle tassels

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    @HAlt, damn bro. chill.

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  26. comby womby
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 6:21 pm | Permalink

    i thought you already got married and had a conceptual anco wedding. carles you sly dog you.

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  27. LIAMandME
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 6:21 pm | Permalink

    WOW I’m amidst a shitty divorce. I’m keeping the dog.

    This has made me not believe in weddings/love.

    THIS WEDDING:

    SHITTY WEDDING
    SHITTY FOOD
    SHITTY FRIENDS IN TENNIS SHOE WITH LITTLE SUPPORT

    I know, I was there. The bitch’s centerpieces were weak, too.

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    majik

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    @LIAMandME,

    + SHITTY photography. Peopls were too stupid to even get a good wedding photographer obvs…

    Agreed this looks like one SHITTY wedding.

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    generk witty cmmnt

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    @LIAMandME,
    h8 h8 g0 away
    cum again another day
    n if u dont I dont care
    I’ll pull down ur underwear

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    LIAMandME

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    @generk witty cmmnt,

    Rylee, is that you? You bitch, give me back Spunky.

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  28. reptar
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 6:24 pm | Permalink

    i would bang every ho at that wedding, especially your wife

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    generk witty cmmnt

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    @reptar,
    but you’re a DINOSAUR! LMFAO!

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    whodafuuuuuk

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    @generk witty cmmnt, reptar was NOT alt. too much angst…alwys thinkin he’s the baddest bitch.

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  29. maxwell
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 6:47 pm | Permalink

    this is 2 kewel. want my wedding 2 b lke this. LOVE passionPit && fat chix.

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  30. Georgio Mobroder
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 6:50 pm | Permalink

    Wonder if behind the scenes documench (via special edition DVD) will show newly married groom having to put ointment on the blistered cankles of new wifey? (via chaffed cankles via converse sucks)

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  31. LCF
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 7:13 pm | Permalink

    Carles your second wedding this summer, last one had bubbles…

    this time, the cake (looked good~ can’t go wrong w/vanilla & buttercream)

    can’t people just hang anymore?
    miss u high school lover.

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    generk witty cmmnt

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    @LCF,
    this post rlly summed up my sentiments

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    LCF

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    @generk witty cmmnt,
    well, for you I’d say try an air sign…. ;)

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  32. stokedtimez
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 7:16 pm | Permalink

    I wonder who grabbed the bouquet? Watch out for tha killer ‘alt’ bitch.

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  33. torbro y moi
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 7:46 pm | Permalink

    feel like anyone who gets married in a church is a cunt

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    spec force commander

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    @torbro y moi, agreed

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  34. contents
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 8:25 pm | Permalink

    the slow-mo running down the hill was more than I could bear with all that phat being bared. ew.

    congrats n e way carles!

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  35. Posted July 29, 2010 at 8:31 pm | Permalink

    It was beautifully done. Though in the mean time you just did some heavy advertising for that photographer, Carles.

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  36. Local Bros
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 9:45 pm | Permalink

    Mad weak wedding vid you got there Carles, totes flying in srs bsns foto/video peeps from west coast to shoot my wedding, whole s/t will be Prince Rama and Tennis.

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  37. aria st. laurent
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 9:51 pm | Permalink

    rich fat americans… fucking hate this shit. Instead of spending so much on putting together this irritating video and wedding, they should’ve hired personal trainers and called it a day.

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  38. Ezra Bronig
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 10:11 pm | Permalink

    EVEN THE AZN is fat. I mean, SRSLY, wut is this.

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    DP

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    @Ezra Bronig, i dont even

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  39. fart eater
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 10:11 pm | Permalink

    this reminds me of the “high school art film collaboration” scene from “Series 7: The Contenders”. If you havent seen it before heres a link it starts at 39:25. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-117001353879304144#)

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  40. BB
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 10:27 pm | Permalink

    Wanted to throw up a little bit after watching that…

    Anyways, I think it would be more “alt” to get married at a courthouse and not telling anyone.

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    AZ SBro 1070

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    @BB,totes unchill(via actually experienceing it) h8 u garth

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  41. broganized chaos
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 11:18 pm | Permalink

    “will they get divorced when 1 of them decides that Passion Pit is ‘too entry level’ 4 them, then the other 1 gets defensive because the song ‘means a lot’ 2 them?”

    lolzlolzlolzlolzlolz

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  42. mALTeez
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 11:22 pm | Permalink

    h8 weddings. feel like puking.
    so damn depressing cause it’s the end of freedom, youth and spontaneity.

    and evvvvvvvveryone thinks that they are making their wedding soooo unique and shit, but they all just end up being the same.

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    generk witty cmmnt

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    @mALTeez,
    maybe ur just a jerk!

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    generk witty cmmnt

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    @generk witty cmmnt,
    a great big jerk!*

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    lisa

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    @mALTeez, totes agree

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  43. KEUT AZN
    Posted July 29, 2010 at 11:27 pm | Permalink

    sleepie head!

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  44. Bipster
    Posted July 30, 2010 at 1:12 am | Permalink

    http://lastnightsparty.com/insomniac4/slides/IMG_7

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  45. Altso Frightened
    Posted July 30, 2010 at 1:47 am | Permalink

    Hey guiz found carles’ facebook http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506

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    kurt brobain

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    @Altso Frightened, lols i totes added him

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    Bro-Chill-Meme-Core

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    @Altso Frightened, weird-o! how’d you find that?

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  46. Posted July 30, 2010 at 2:27 am | Permalink

    nigga, how you gonna tell us you had 2weddings this year, nigga.

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  47. gucci
    Posted July 30, 2010 at 3:34 am | Permalink

    <3 fat bitchez

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  48. /\
    Posted July 30, 2010 at 3:54 am | Permalink

    feel like they ‘don’t give a fuck what you think’ because you probably won’t ever get married anyway

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  49. disillusionbro
    Posted July 30, 2010 at 4:44 am | Permalink

    When I decide to marry, I will definitely shoot a conceptual video of myself feeding wedding cake to my overweight spouse. To the sound of The Decemberists. I like the editing here, and the ‘grown up clothing’ + Converse combo, that’s a new one, and the jumping. I might borrow these narrative elements when my time comes.

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  50. freebird1201
    Posted July 30, 2010 at 7:34 am | Permalink

    Ok, kind of confused with this….didn’t we read about carles getting married like 2 months ago and walking down the aisle to amco “my girls” totes diff bride….just throwing it out there. if i really cared more i would attempt to find that video, but i dont.
    on another note: big weddings = ‘a show’ = lack of any real connection = divorced within a year.

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    freebird1201

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    @freebird1201, alright i actually just watched this video and have concluded due to the serious lack of any blog worthy music/news carles has sunk to searching for ‘alt’ weddings and then relating it to himself…this video sucked btw.

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    generk witty cmmnt

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    @freebird1201,
    big wedding = lack of connection??

    lol wtfx??/
    get off hro!!!
    go b meaningful n get eloped!!!
    go ‘back 2 nature’ w/ur wifebro n quote thoreau!!!

    rlly tho stop l00kin 4 coherence w/hro, will save u brain powr

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  51. chillwavvesbro
    Posted July 30, 2010 at 10:35 am | Permalink

    wait wtf crls didnt you just “get alt married” using my girls as ur wedding march?

    CONFUSE.

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    hatewave

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    @chillwavvesbro, lol must of not ‘worked out’

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  52. xxxxxxxxx
    Posted July 30, 2010 at 1:33 pm | Permalink

    does it mean the guy has a small penis when he’s much better looking than the girl? i heard that somewhere.

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    generk witty cmmnt

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    @xxxxxxxxx,
    self hatred doessnt equal small peen

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    Bro Magnon

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    @generk witty cmmnt, small peen usually = self h8

    i heard.

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  53. generk witty cmmnt
    Posted July 30, 2010 at 3:52 pm | Permalink

    meaningful porn > meaningful wedding vid

    will be a ‘fuck u’ 2 the phallocentrism of mnstrm porn
    will have all the rite ‘angles’
    will b meaningful

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  54. DP
    Posted July 30, 2010 at 4:19 pm | Permalink

    is it still really alt if you get married in a church/religious est? jus wonderin.

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  55. prraw
    Posted July 30, 2010 at 4:58 pm | Permalink

    I totes shed an alt tear y’all.

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  56. Broseph Stalin
    Posted July 30, 2010 at 9:30 pm | Permalink

    In case sum1 hasn’t already said
    LOLZ at her going after that cake

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  57. m pants
    Posted July 30, 2010 at 10:14 pm | Permalink

    I wish u invited me carles, I wld dance to passionshit and still show how alt i am by giving your vid an alt angle. but I would of had 2 move my arms more than u, bc i’m not married.

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  58. zooy deschanel
    Posted July 30, 2010 at 11:04 pm | Permalink

    dear kitty, BEST.WEDDING.EVER.

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  59. maaa
    Posted July 31, 2010 at 12:29 pm | Permalink

    This video lowered my liking for this blog. Passion Pit was not a good choice; I now question your values and opinions that you hold in such high regard. There were some good parts, but overall it turned my stomach upside down.. and not in the good way.

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  60. deda
    Posted July 31, 2010 at 3:56 pm | Permalink

    face it all you angry skinny singlez, that lady married a fucken hot piece! quit being so jelly.

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    baguette

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    @deda, agreed bro, that fatty must be totez ‘kewl’ or give ‘mad gobbies’ to land such a sexie man

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  61. mk
    Posted July 31, 2010 at 10:41 pm | Permalink

    guess i don’t chck hpstr rnff frqntly anymore. full of tweens pretnding 2 b ‘cool’ n get ‘married’ within 5 yrs

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  62. Posted August 1, 2010 at 12:03 am | Permalink

    this one sucked

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  63. Lola
    Posted August 1, 2010 at 2:17 am | Permalink

    How to: Get On Hipster Runoff.

    Get married set to a wonderful soundtrack of nothing but hipster anthems. 2) There must be s00per alt-dancing and 3) Document that shit and put it on either youtubes or vimeo, though vimeo is altsy-er [via not distorting my vids as much man!]
    Carles are you becoming a sap? Nut up bitch

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  64. Brope benedict
    Posted August 1, 2010 at 5:25 am | Permalink

    I bless your wedding, Carles and wife no. 2. I hope this makes up for me sleeping through my cousin’s wedding three weeks ago. I’m too chill, I guess, to get out of bed. Maybe I would have woken up in time for an alt wedding.

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  65. Meatwhich Sandcock
    Posted August 1, 2010 at 10:30 am | Permalink

    why do fat ppl always ruin everything? throughout the video all I noticed were her chbby cheeks and wide arms. she should try an alt jenny craig workout tape instead, amirite??

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  66. Thug Zapper
    Posted August 1, 2010 at 11:50 am | Permalink

    For the sake of the bride’s dad, hope the reception dinner wasn’t buffet style.

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