As yall know, I haven't been posting as much lately. I have some great news to relay to yall. I finally got married. It was a beautiful ceremony, and we even had one of my art school bros create a video for us that is really in line with our alternative brand. So many tacky ass people get standard wedding photographers to document their weddings. I think the goal of those photographers is to 'make the bride look skinny', and justify the groom's role in the wedding by taking a few meaningful 'bro pix' that really make it clear that the groomsmen are an 'authentic can of bros.'
N e ways, our conceptual video turned out pretty amazingly. We used the hit song "Sleepyhead" by the Passion Pits as 'our song' since it really represented our 'new lease on life.'
Just wanted every1 at the wedding to 'know who we are'
'what we're all about'
Understand that we are more than just 'any other lame couple'
who is uniting together for tax benefits
Beautiful ceremony
Beautiful bros
Beautiful bitches
Walking around conceptually
moving arms, facing zany angles
metaphor 4 how we are 'obtuse as shit' in a right angled society
Eff dress shoes
Wearing some Converse
[via Best Coast / Vampy Weekend collab]
Feel like everything was perfect
for 1 night
we were all sleepie heads
A feast
a carnival
a partie
an electro rave without any deaths
Feel like my immediate family
and my extended family
finally realized 'who I am' as an alternative person
and how I 'see the world' in a different/abstract way
Just want to drive away with my lover
Riding the minivan wave
2 our honeymoon on the concrete beaches of Brooklyn
Are yall gonna have an alt wedding?
What indie song is going to be 'yalls song'?
Did this video 'kill it'?
Is this couple 'the most authentic couple in the world'?
Do u think they will be happy forever, or will they get divorced when 1 of them decides that Passion Pit is 'too entry level' 4 them, then the other 1 gets defensive because the song 'means a lot' 2 them?
What are u gonna do at ur wedding to make sure u don't have a mainstream, middle class wedding?
Do u feel sad when u see high school/college acquaintances 'getting married', 'looking happy', and ultimately having an upper-middle class tacky-wave wedding?
If ur not going to be rich, is the only thing left to do with ur life 'get married and pop/poop out a few kids'?
by bro house (via beach) (not verified) | Thu, 2010-07-29 12:35
@brobabe, I really think that when fat ppl try to make a conceptually heavy vid, it always fucks up. Maybe cuz they just dont fit in, or maybe cuz they are to busy eating to worry about how the concept is being portrayed. Kinda h8 fat ppl. Might even B greater than my h8 for 2k10 (via not many buzz-worthy releases/death of chillwave). My 2 cents yall.
@bro house (via beach), agreed. these ppl don't even look alt in any way... just mainstrmrs who happen to like sunglasses, converse, and fat chicks. Ttly losers like many fatties. Hope I never get fat.
by Robert E. Bro (not verified) | Thu, 2010-07-29 13:01
marrying a girl that fat is never a good look. I don't care if Neon Injuns+ Feiry Arcades form some wierd chill-indie-wave-core supergroup and play a 'that song from titanic' 4 u. gross, bro.
by chillamanjaro (not verified) | Fri, 2010-07-30 08:28
@Robert E. Bro, "How can you stay with a fat girl who'll say 'oh, would you like to marry me, and if you like you can buy the ring', she doesn't care about anything." (via brorissey)
feel like these arent alts // maybe more like former ska fatties that mebbe check p4k bimonthly
by luvucrls (not verified) | Thu, 2010-07-29 13:52
altgrange georgia is the alt-est. So happy you choose to get married there CRLS. feel like that is 'totes' close to ernest greene's lake house. maybe he rode the chill-lake-waves over to the wedding, and just effing alted it up. vibing hard to this song!!! what's it called again? Who is this band??????
by 'Alther Payton (not verified) | Thu, 2010-07-29 15:08
@'Alther Payton, Also, did you notice all her friends are fat? Do we make friends with people who look like us? Would a skinny broad risk her social status (via Panda Bear) on hangign with fat girls?
by luvucrls (not verified) | Fri, 2010-07-30 06:40
@LoBro, not sure if you ever really understood the "chillwave" movement. think you might be confusing it w/ 'jugallocore'. feel pretty confident that ernest greene and chaz are too busy 'trying to become librarians' / 'have too few muscles' / 'not enough aggression' to actually beat someone. Also feel like 'regional pride' is so 2k4 'rappercore'.
crls, glad u got converse to sponsor your wedding
hope this ends ur feud w/ best coastie)
wonder what relevant dj dropped some sick beats (could only see his hands)
1. Passion SHIT was maybe a decent band 4 years ago. Definitely, mainstream now.. 'Alt' huh?
2. It was a nice video besides all those fat women lurking, also mainstream as hell.
3. You're not alt just because you put some cheap paper cranes on top of your wedding cake and do a couple jumping shots and make "your song" one of the most played out "indie songs" probably ever.
Thumbs down amigo.
Also, why don't you make your family even less proud of you by revealing you're alternative. Because they weren't already dissapointed that you were to be procreating with a whale, thus tarnishing the family's geneology.
by Georgio Mobroder (not verified) | Thu, 2010-07-29 17:50
Wonder if behind the scenes documench (via special edition DVD) will show newly married groom having to put ointment on the blistered cankles of new wifey? (via chaffed cankles via converse sucks)
by Local Bros (not verified) | Thu, 2010-07-29 20:45
Mad weak wedding vid you got there Carles, totes flying in srs bsns foto/video peeps from west coast to shoot my wedding, whole s/t will be Prince Rama and Tennis.
by aria st. laurent (not verified) | Thu, 2010-07-29 20:51
rich fat americans... fucking hate this shit. Instead of spending so much on putting together this irritating video and wedding, they should've hired personal trainers and called it a day.
by broganized chaos (not verified) | Thu, 2010-07-29 22:18
"will they get divorced when 1 of them decides that Passion Pit is ‘too entry level’ 4 them, then the other 1 gets defensive because the song ‘means a lot’ 2 them?"
by disillusionbro (not verified) | Fri, 2010-07-30 03:44
When I decide to marry, I will definitely shoot a conceptual video of myself feeding wedding cake to my overweight spouse. To the sound of The Decemberists. I like the editing here, and the 'grown up clothing' + Converse combo, that's a new one, and the jumping. I might borrow these narrative elements when my time comes.
by freebird1201 (not verified) | Fri, 2010-07-30 06:34
Ok, kind of confused with this....didn't we read about carles getting married like 2 months ago and walking down the aisle to amco "my girls" totes diff bride....just throwing it out there. if i really cared more i would attempt to find that video, but i dont.
on another note: big weddings = 'a show' = lack of any real connection = divorced within a year.
by freebird1201 (not verified) | Fri, 2010-07-30 06:43
@freebird1201, alright i actually just watched this video and have concluded due to the serious lack of any blog worthy music/news carles has sunk to searching for 'alt' weddings and then relating it to himself...this video sucked btw.
I wish u invited me carles, I wld dance to passionshit and still show how alt i am by giving your vid an alt angle. but I would of had 2 move my arms more than u, bc i'm not married.
This video lowered my liking for this blog. Passion Pit was not a good choice; I now question your values and opinions that you hold in such high regard. There were some good parts, but overall it turned my stomach upside down.. and not in the good way.
Get married set to a wonderful soundtrack of nothing but hipster anthems. 2) There must be s00per alt-dancing and 3) Document that shit and put it on either youtubes or vimeo, though vimeo is altsy-er [via not distorting my vids as much man!]
Carles are you becoming a sap? Nut up bitch
by Brope benedict (not verified) | Sun, 2010-08-01 04:25
I bless your wedding, Carles and wife no. 2. I hope this makes up for me sleeping through my cousin's wedding three weeks ago. I'm too chill, I guess, to get out of bed. Maybe I would have woken up in time for an alt wedding.
by Meatwhich Sandcock (not verified) | Sun, 2010-08-01 09:30
why do fat ppl always ruin everything? throughout the video all I noticed were her chbby cheeks and wide arms. she should try an alt jenny craig workout tape instead, amirite??
According to my analysis, billions of persons in the world get the loan from good creditors. Hence, there is a good possibility to receive a bank loan in every country.
Thank you for your well done information referring to this good topic. But to determine the really good writing service you should know some stuff about custom essay.
Students, want to understand that they have somebody who can be ready to help them with research papers proofreading. Thence, those people contact order custom writing services because of that!
Now, lots of students are pretty sure that the buy essay paper service should be the great point to purchase essay papers from. Moreover, that is very good way to save valuable time!
Essay papers written by great essay writing services can hardly be bad! I was buying essay papers online for more than a decade! I used to be generally satisfied with results. I guess that persons who buy term essays in the internet do know what I talk about!
Thanks for a marvelous posting! I really enjoyed reading it, you might be a great author.I will ensure that I bookmark your blog and will often come back sometime soon. I want to encourage yourself to continue your great writing, have a nice holiday weekend!
This is a good post. This post gives truly quality information. I’m definitely going to look into it. Really very useful tips are provided here. thank you so much. Keep up the good work
This piece became an inspiration for me to share with everyone I know. I must commend the writer and the site as well for coming up with a marvelous creation like this. moulin a blé d’usinage moulin de ble
Comments
primerissimo
@Silvio Brolusconi, first on a carles post is the big leagues, made my day
@Silvio Brolusconi, and a big congratulations to you sir!
i think u meant "first". u got to sort ur ipad keyboard layout bro.
Took a lot of time to read
Took a lot of time to read but I really found this very interesting and informative, thank you buddy for sharing.
Custom Logo Design
Stationary Design Services
Website Design Services
Banner Design Services
Brochure Design Services
hope the divorce video is just as alt, can't wait yall
@meme or die, foreal
those bitches are phat as fuck
@mel gibson,
phat is the new alt
@brobabe, I really think that when fat ppl try to make a conceptually heavy vid, it always fucks up. Maybe cuz they just dont fit in, or maybe cuz they are to busy eating to worry about how the concept is being portrayed. Kinda h8 fat ppl. Might even B greater than my h8 for 2k10 (via not many buzz-worthy releases/death of chillwave). My 2 cents yall.
@bro house (via beach), agreed. these ppl don't even look alt in any way... just mainstrmrs who happen to like sunglasses, converse, and fat chicks. Ttly losers like many fatties. Hope I never get fat.
@brobabe, via best coast's drummer
@brobabe, Dude, way off. US is sooo fat via stupid ppl not giving a shit if they are eating fat-filled chemical concoctions instead of real food.
@rojobro, u can be fat and still eat all organic and nutritionz. jus sayin.
@mel gibson, right???? so crazy.
@Phatso, really didn't like the part where they threw the origami cranes in the air. flabby arms ya'll.
still think 'my gurls' is the perfect alt wedding 'jam'
Passion Pit + Phat Chicks = entry level
i think bride had perfect alt back rolls(via being larger than her breatss)
this isn't alt at all
obesity is SO mainstream
@bitch house, being phat on purpose is ironic
irony is alt
@Vastro the Chilean Bro, You've got it bro!
marrying a girl that fat is never a good look. I don't care if Neon Injuns+ Feiry Arcades form some wierd chill-indie-wave-core supergroup and play a 'that song from titanic' 4 u. gross, bro.
@Robert E. Bro, "How can you stay with a fat girl who'll say 'oh, would you like to marry me, and if you like you can buy the ring', she doesn't care about anything." (via brorissey)
feel like these arent alts // maybe more like former ska fatties that mebbe check p4k bimonthly
congratulations crls ur wedding looks meaningful
that kinda bummed me out, people shouldn't air they're personal moments via viral vidz.
@ernest's peen, *their.
figured i'd help u out bro
or is the grammatical error ironic? if so, just kidding.
the chris brown wedding dance was more alt
ps. dibs on starting a minivanwavecore band y'all
@fapping 2 zola jesus, would it be something like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql-N3F1FhW4
altgrange georgia is the alt-est. So happy you choose to get married there CRLS. feel like that is 'totes' close to ernest greene's lake house. maybe he rode the chill-lake-waves over to the wedding, and just effing alted it up. vibing hard to this song!!! what's it called again? Who is this band??????
def going 2 ask my luv 2 'alt-marry' me via jumping on stage at nxt pp show.
@alt in love, hope she isn't phat
<3 when carles says "n e ways..." after setting up the post. also, lold @ walking around conceptually
GOD DAMNIT CARLES, IM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR SHIT. KNOCK IT OFF.
@pretty broy, fuck carles
these people SUCK
Damn, she's super fat already, imagine once she starts popping out kids? How is going to be able to find where to put his penis?
"f one fucks a roll and doesn't know it's not the vagina, does one truly get off?" -Broanardo DiVincci
@'Alther Payton, Also, did you notice all her friends are fat? Do we make friends with people who look like us? Would a skinny broad risk her social status (via Panda Bear) on hangign with fat girls?
@'Alther Payton,
u bring up interesting questions, alter
1. skinny broads & fat friends
feel like the uglier a girls friends, the lower her self-esteem
2. once she is poppin out kidz
gonna b HUGE
appreciate the honest q's,
generk witty cmmnt
LOL!! that video was hilarious. that couple has a really strong sense of irony, i dig it.
OBV midwesterners
@sloth bear, if you consider GA midwest but I don't. midwest is the best
@sloth bear, So true, where else are there people that fat/ugly/stuck in 4 years ago?
@Dick, Don't h8 on land of the chillwaves. Ernest Greene and Chaz will beat your ass so bad you so bad you'll 'feel it all around'.
@LoBro, not sure if you ever really understood the "chillwave" movement. think you might be confusing it w/ 'jugallocore'. feel pretty confident that ernest greene and chaz are too busy 'trying to become librarians' / 'have too few muscles' / 'not enough aggression' to actually beat someone. Also feel like 'regional pride' is so 2k4 'rappercore'.
Suppression of Prometastatic Phenotype of Highly Metastatic Androgen-Independent Rat Prostate Cancer MLL Cell Line by PI3K Inhibitor LY294002
Damn
Dear Carles,
Congratulations on your latest wedding. You're really knocking them back! We gents have it easy...the bride's family is the one that has to pay!
Best wishes,
The Codger
just fucking awful
@letters2god, agreed.. i couldn't even watch the whole thing
fatssion pit
crls, glad u got converse to sponsor your wedding
hope this ends ur feud w/ best coastie)
wonder what relevant dj dropped some sick beats (could only see his hands)
@cousins, probs was dj pauly d (via mtv premiere last nite y'all)
getting married is NOT alt in the first place, you little piece of !#$#^**(#!!@_)&*!, Carles! <3 u
1. Passion SHIT was maybe a decent band 4 years ago. Definitely, mainstream now.. 'Alt' huh?
2. It was a nice video besides all those fat women lurking, also mainstream as hell.
3. You're not alt just because you put some cheap paper cranes on top of your wedding cake and do a couple jumping shots and make "your song" one of the most played out "indie songs" probably ever.
Thumbs down amigo.
Also, why don't you make your family even less proud of you by revealing you're alternative. Because they weren't already dissapointed that you were to be procreating with a whale, thus tarnishing the family's geneology.
@HAlt,
=(
@HAlt, damn bro. chill.
i thought you already got married and had a conceptual anco wedding. carles you sly dog you.
WOW I'm amidst a shitty divorce. I'm keeping the dog.
This has made me not believe in weddings/love.
THIS WEDDING:
SHITTY WEDDING
SHITTY FOOD
SHITTY FRIENDS IN TENNIS SHOE WITH LITTLE SUPPORT
I know, I was there. The bitch's centerpieces were weak, too.
@LIAMandME,
+ SHITTY photography. Peopls were too stupid to even get a good wedding photographer obvs...
Agreed this looks like one SHITTY wedding.
@LIAMandME,
h8 h8 g0 away
cum again another day
n if u dont I dont care
I'll pull down ur underwear
@generk witty cmmnt,
Rylee, is that you? You bitch, give me back Spunky.
i would bang every ho at that wedding, especially your wife
@reptar,
but you're a DINOSAUR! LMFAO!
@generk witty cmmnt, reptar was NOT alt. too much angst...alwys thinkin he's the baddest bitch.
this is 2 kewel. want my wedding 2 b lke this. LOVE passionPit && fat chix.
Wonder if behind the scenes documench (via special edition DVD) will show newly married groom having to put ointment on the blistered cankles of new wifey? (via chaffed cankles via converse sucks)
Carles your second wedding this summer, last one had bubbles...
this time, the cake (looked good~ can't go wrong w/vanilla & buttercream)
can't people just hang anymore?
miss u high school lover.
@LCF,
this post rlly summed up my sentiments
@generk witty cmmnt,
well, for you I'd say try an air sign.... ;)
I wonder who grabbed the bouquet? Watch out for tha killer 'alt' bitch.
the slow-mo running down the hill was more than I could bear with all that phat being bared. ew.
congrats n e way carles!
It was beautifully done. Though in the mean time you just did some heavy advertising for that photographer, Carles.
Mad weak wedding vid you got there Carles, totes flying in srs bsns foto/video peeps from west coast to shoot my wedding, whole s/t will be Prince Rama and Tennis.
rich fat americans... fucking hate this shit. Instead of spending so much on putting together this irritating video and wedding, they should've hired personal trainers and called it a day.
EVEN THE AZN is fat. I mean, SRSLY, wut is this.
@Ezra Bronig, i dont even
this reminds me of the "high school art film collaboration" scene from "Series 7: The Contenders". If you havent seen it before heres a link it starts at 39:25. (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-117001353879304144#)
Wanted to throw up a little bit after watching that...
Anyways, I think it would be more "alt" to get married at a courthouse and not telling anyone.
@BB,totes unchill(via actually experienceing it) h8 u garth
"will they get divorced when 1 of them decides that Passion Pit is ‘too entry level’ 4 them, then the other 1 gets defensive because the song ‘means a lot’ 2 them?"
lolzlolzlolzlolzlolz
h8 weddings. feel like puking.
so damn depressing cause it's the end of freedom, youth and spontaneity.
and evvvvvvvveryone thinks that they are making their wedding soooo unique and shit, but they all just end up being the same.
@mALTeez,
maybe ur just a jerk!
@generk witty cmmnt,
a great big jerk!*
@mALTeez, totes agree
sleepie head!
http://lastnightsparty.com/insomniac4/slides/IMG_7
Hey guiz found carles’ facebook http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506
@Altso Frightened, lols i totes added him
@Altso Frightened, weird-o! how'd you find that?
@torbro y moi, agreed
<3 fat bitchez
feel like they 'don't give a fuck what you think' because you probably won't ever get married anyway
When I decide to marry, I will definitely shoot a conceptual video of myself feeding wedding cake to my overweight spouse. To the sound of The Decemberists. I like the editing here, and the 'grown up clothing' + Converse combo, that's a new one, and the jumping. I might borrow these narrative elements when my time comes.
Ok, kind of confused with this....didn't we read about carles getting married like 2 months ago and walking down the aisle to amco "my girls" totes diff bride....just throwing it out there. if i really cared more i would attempt to find that video, but i dont.
on another note: big weddings = 'a show' = lack of any real connection = divorced within a year.
@freebird1201, alright i actually just watched this video and have concluded due to the serious lack of any blog worthy music/news carles has sunk to searching for 'alt' weddings and then relating it to himself...this video sucked btw.
@freebird1201,
big wedding = lack of connection??
lol wtfx??/
get off hro!!!
go b meaningful n get eloped!!!
go 'back 2 nature' w/ur wifebro n quote thoreau!!!
rlly tho stop l00kin 4 coherence w/hro, will save u brain powr
wait wtf crls didnt you just "get alt married" using my girls as ur wedding march?
CONFUSE.
@chillwavvesbro, lol must of not 'worked out'
does it mean the guy has a small penis when he's much better looking than the girl? i heard that somewhere.
@xxxxxxxxx,
self hatred doessnt equal small peen
@generk witty cmmnt, small peen usually = self h8
i heard.
meaningful porn > meaningful wedding vid
will be a 'fuck u' 2 the phallocentrism of mnstrm porn
will have all the rite 'angles'
will b meaningful
is it still really alt if you get married in a church/religious est? jus wonderin.
I totes shed an alt tear y'all.
In case sum1 hasn't already said
LOLZ at her going after that cake
I wish u invited me carles, I wld dance to passionshit and still show how alt i am by giving your vid an alt angle. but I would of had 2 move my arms more than u, bc i'm not married.
dear kitty, BEST.WEDDING.EVER.
This video lowered my liking for this blog. Passion Pit was not a good choice; I now question your values and opinions that you hold in such high regard. There were some good parts, but overall it turned my stomach upside down.. and not in the good way.
face it all you angry skinny singlez, that lady married a fucken hot piece! quit being so jelly.
@deda, agreed bro, that fatty must be totez 'kewl' or give 'mad gobbies' to land such a sexie man
guess i don't chck hpstr rnff frqntly anymore. full of tweens pretnding 2 b 'cool' n get 'married' within 5 yrs
this one sucked
How to: Get On Hipster Runoff.
Get married set to a wonderful soundtrack of nothing but hipster anthems. 2) There must be s00per alt-dancing and 3) Document that shit and put it on either youtubes or vimeo, though vimeo is altsy-er [via not distorting my vids as much man!]
Carles are you becoming a sap? Nut up bitch
I bless your wedding, Carles and wife no. 2. I hope this makes up for me sleeping through my cousin's wedding three weeks ago. I'm too chill, I guess, to get out of bed. Maybe I would have woken up in time for an alt wedding.
why do fat ppl always ruin everything? throughout the video all I noticed were her chbby cheeks and wide arms. she should try an alt jenny craig workout tape instead, amirite??
For the sake of the bride's dad, hope the reception dinner wasn't buffet style.
@Thug Zapper,
HI-LARIOUS!
BEST COMMENT HERE.
According to my analysis,
According to my analysis, billions of persons in the world get the loan from good creditors. Hence, there is a good possibility to receive a bank loan in every country.
Thank you for your well done
Thank you for your well done information referring to this good topic. But to determine the really good writing service you should know some stuff about custom essay.
Students, want to understand
Students, want to understand that they have somebody who can be ready to help them with research papers proofreading. Thence, those people contact order custom writing services because of that!
Now, lots of students are
Now, lots of students are pretty sure that the buy essay paper service should be the great point to purchase essay papers from. Moreover, that is very good way to save valuable time!
Essay papers written by great
Essay papers written by great essay writing services can hardly be bad! I was buying essay papers online for more than a decade! I used to be generally satisfied with results. I guess that persons who buy term essays in the internet do know what I talk about!
most beautiful wedding video
most beautiful wedding video i've seen. congrats!
Awesome photos and the video.
Awesome photos and the video.
Lanard Toys Inc. said in a
Lanard Toys Inc. said in a statement Hot Trends Toys Wednesday that toy city it settled the action figure toys dispute involving Sexy Anime Figure two U.S. patents for Hasbro's beyblade metal fusion Nerf N-Strike Disc Shot bakugan toys Blaster foam-dart the new toy products shooting toy.
Thanks for a marvelous
Thanks for a marvelous posting! I really enjoyed reading it, you might be a great author.I will ensure that I bookmark your blog and will often come back sometime soon. I want to encourage yourself to continue your great writing, have a nice holiday weekend!
Good ideas! I like the way
Good ideas! I like the way you express your idea and the topic you choose. KEep on your sharing! I appreciate it.
KEep on your sharing! I
KEep on your sharing! I appreciate it.IPL / PTF Machine Reviews
Gout Treatment
Gout remedies
This is a good post. This
This is a good post. This post gives truly quality information. I’m definitely going to look into it. Really very useful tips are provided here. thank you so much. Keep up the good work
Oil Mill Plant
Oil Mill Plant Manufacturer
This piece became an
This piece became an inspiration for me to share with everyone I know. I must commend the writer and the site as well for coming up with a marvelous creation like this.
moulin a blé d’usinage
moulin de ble
Post new comment