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Sometimes I wish I could be young forever, having the energy to 'stay out doing blow every night', seeking out meaningful life experiences until the sun rises. Honestly my newly adopted 'chillwave' lifestyle is kinda a result of my body 'breaking down' since I recently got a job that sorta sucks a lot of time and energy out of me. Really can't do anything but chill after work because my body can't do much else.

Chillwave lifestyle has its positives and negatives. I chill super hard, but chills aren't as frequent. The chills that I do throw down are mad meaningful. I feel like I have 'a few core bros', but my SOCIAL NETWORK [via Zuckerberg] is diminishing rapidly. Wish I could go back in time, be young again, learn how 2 <3 again. Do fun things again. Be quirky, zany, let nights last forever. I wish I could invent a new 'secret handshake' with my BFFs where we exposed our supple nipples, then touched them together. This would represent the 'passing of milk' from one teet to another. We would be 'nursing' 1 another, sharing information, lifestreaming in the most authentic way.

Just want life to stream from 1 human to another
in an authentic social network
Just want some 'perfect alternative breasts'
in my face
helping me to 4get about my chillwave escapist lifestyle

Miss the days of 'perfect alternative breasts.' Wonder if I will ever find 'the perfect pair', or if I'll just end up settling for some 'cartoon-like mainstream breasts' on a mainstreamer.

Might go to my local drug store, purchase a disposable camera, and label it the 'boob cam'. I will rent a van, drive around trying to 'pick up chicks' and eventually 'bang them + photograph it' in the back of the van, starting a successful online pornography subscription service called "Bros Bangin Chicks in the back of a van."

I feel like the HIPSTER RUNOFF blog is 'really suffering' from the great buzz drought of 2k10. Since there aren't that many bloggable bands, blogs that blog bloggable content can't really blog. Really hurting us all right now. I feel like 2k9 was sort of 'the Olympics of Indie Music', and now we have amazing stadiums + infrastructure meant to spread memes, but now there aren't many memes to spread + share. Sorta like converting a professional speed skating arena into a place where 12 year olds have rollerskating parties.

h8 2k10 so bad right now. 2k10 artists didn't really 'open up a new artistic space' where we could debate + discuss + analyze their art. Seems like the criticism-sphere in 2k10 has sorta been a 'slow pitch softball game.'
Really 'losing it.'

What came first: the buzz or the band?

Just hope the nip slip economy can 'come back' and save the mp3 economy. Feel like nip slips represent 'promise', the opportunity of 'seeing something great' in the future.

Feeling depressed, like the only thing keeping the blogosphere alive is 'ravers killing eachother' and birds pooping on buzzbands.
R u sad abt the state of the blogosphere?
Is 2k10 really 'tanking'?
Does n e 1 care about the Arcade Fire leak?
Will Panda Bear let us down?
Can anything save 2k10?

What will we find first: the next bloggable buzzband or the perfect alternative breasts?