Photo by Lastnightsparty

Hovering around a relevant event
Famous ppl in attendance
not sure if they are here 2 party / drink free alcohol [via sponsor]
or if they were paid 'mad appearance dollars'
to create bloggable memes

In the corner of my eye
I see 'hilarious African American comedian' Tracy Morgan
From my fave Tina Fey TV show 'The 30 Office Mean Girls Rock'
Emmy Award Winning HULU series on the NBC Network

That dude is mad hilares
I laugh every time I see him on TV
and think to myself
'Why can't more black people be like that bro?'

Even though all black people are kinda like him
except they are 'being serious'
and are kinda annoying in a lower class kind of way
like dudes who get mad at u for not giving them money on the subway

Guess maybe he is 'the perfect African American comedian'
because he doesn't ruin white people's vibes by always talking about racial injustices
utilizing his platform to raise social awareness
instead, he is 'the ultimate African American'
acting 'black' so that we can laugh at black stereotypes which are funnie & true

'lol' -me watching Tracy Morgan

I'll bet I can go up to him
and take a picture of us
with my arm extended, myspace style
And I will get 'the ultimate facebook default pic'
proving to my extended SOCIAL NETWORK
that I attend relevant parties with famous ppl

In addition, Tracy Morgan will 'say something funny'
providing me with content that I can share with my friends
a 'funnie story'
proving that 'he is the exact same in real life
as he is on TV/the movies'
Sorta want to 'humanize' him in a famous way

Ultimate facebook default
inspiring 10+ comments and/or 'likes'
by people who are jealous
mainly my social network from high school who are still 'trapped'
in the shithole suburban environment where we grew up

Just want to reenact a modern slave-owner relationship with Tracy Morgan
utilizing the modern white bro comedy aesthetic

Do yall think Tracy Morgan is 'funny'?
Do u think bros who find Tracy Morgan to be 'funny' and 'zany' are racist?
Will Tracy Morgan ever be as 'funny' as Eddie Murphy / Chris Rock in their primes?
Do u think he is an 'authentic black person' or does he just exploit black stereotypes in a white person friendly way?
Do black ppl think that Tracy Morgan is funny because he is making fun of white ppl?
Have u ever taken a pic with a famous person?
Do u ever watch people on facebook who post 'self-pix' with famous ppl who are pissed that they are 'up in their grill'?
do u believe in 'honoring fame' or do u think all humans are the same?
Is 'taking a self-pic' with a famous person the new 'getting an autograph'?