My child
was recently showcased
in a high-end art gallery
by an artist
named "Me"

Many art critics questioned
the inclusion of my son
embedded in a high end ergonomic stroller
(which is also convertible into a child's car seat)

However, they don't realize that parenting is art
life is art
Creating a child is 'branding'
I was put on this Earth by God
2 direct his 'social' and 'physical' evolution

When u feed a child
u r 'graphic designing' his body type

When a child grows
u r 'architecting' his body into a beautiful, portable, green space

When you go to the BABY GAP
u r painting a beautiful portrait on his body

when u take a picture of ur child with ur iPhone
ur photoshopping his life, putting together a life stream of meaningful flickr events for him

when u gloat about how smart ur child is
ur updating their status on facebook, letting ppl know how bad ass they are.

when a child eats
they are 'consuming' [via consumerism]

When a child poops
they are creating beautiful art out of their poo hole
Beautiful logs
that represent clay
which can be molded in2 anything under the sun

As a child grows
sprouts pubic hair
ejaculates for the first time
the installation has truly manifested itself
Ur art & ur vision has evolved
in2 something beautiful

U will one day die
and u will be place in a sweet 'installation space' in the ground

or possibly 'cremated' in2 ashes
[via a performance art piece where a bro puts u in an oven]

Within my child
is a neverending series of metaphors abt
life
love
Earth
creationism
global warming
relationships
divorce
the modern human condish

My child is a conceptual art project.
(Ur child is just some other kid who is going to grow up and have a shitty job)

What do u think a child represents?
When u have a child, what will ur parenting philosophy be all about?
Do u think children are 'real people' or just 'art pieces' / human installations?
Do u believe that life is art, or is art=life?
Do u wish u had conceptual parents, or do u feel happy u had mainstream parents?
Do parents think they have 'created something beautiful' when they squirt out a new life form?
Should they be 'proud and excited', or is it mean to bring a new born child into our modern world?