Sometimes I wake up after having terrible nightmares. I dream that I have lost one of my five senses.

One time, I dreamt that I couldn't see any more, and I was stuck in the middle of a forest trying to navigate by 'feeling it all around', unable to see all of the things that were in front of me. Another time I had a dream that I could no longer taste--sitting at a buffet of neverending Chili's, Subway, and McFlurries, however, there was no joy in my tastebuds. I had a dream that I could no longer smell, and when I smoked marijuana, I could no longer 'get high' because my smell buds were dead. One other nightmare I found myself unable to 'feel' in the middle of receiving a tugjob. I am unable to 'cum' and must explain to my partner that I can no longer feel the tight grip of their hand on my peen.

My ultimate nightmare is a recurring one, where I lose the ability to hear. I had my earbuds embedded deep within my ears, music jamming so loud, really vibing out to all of the buzzbands on my iPod Phone. However, all of a sudden the musics cut out. I fiddled with the headphone jack on the phone, and double checked the volume settings. Everything seemed fine. Frantically scrolled thru all of my Music Library, hoping my iPod wasn't broken.

It turned out my iPod was just fine. It turned out that my hearing was gone. The ultimate nightmare. What would I do if I couldn't enjoy buzzbands? Would I lose 40-70% of my personal brand that is constructed around the indie music scene? How would I fill my time if I couldn't scan blogs all day searching 4 relevant artists?

I had lost the ability to 'hear'. I had lost the ability to be an active member of the buzzband ecosystem.

How would I escape from all of the troubled thoughts in my head without free mp3s?
What would I listen 2 when I smoked dank?
How could I impress a girl without making her an indie mix CD/playlist?

If you go to a relevant music festival, will there be some1 there to do 'sign language' to convey the vibe of the buzzband + relay important meaningful lyrics 2 u?

Yes, there will be.

It seems like there is an entire demographic of 'deaf ppl' out there who can't hear buzzbands, but still deserve the opportunity to 'love music.'

There is so much emphasis on buzzbands to create 'buzzworthy mp3s', however, maybe there's a lot of ppl who can't hear who don't even require MP3s. Maybe if you just have a 'cool-looking' personal brand, and have some insightful lyrics for deaf ppl, ur buzzband can sell a lot of albums. Maybe there' people out there who will 'still buy albums' just as long as there is sweet album art + content is ur 'CD booklet.' Always thought that in order 2 make a great buzzband u just had to make 'great noises recorded as MP3s' and 'look cool', however, it seems like maybe u only need to 'look kewl.'

Am I going 2 go deaf 1 day and lose my ability to hear?
Will I still be able to hear buzzworthy mp3s of yesterday in my head?
Do the hearing impaired deserve 2 enjoy buzzbands?
Is there more to a buzzband than just 'listening' and 'feeling kewl'?

Don't forget abt disabled ppl. They wanna ride chillwaves, uncover buzzbands, throw down rape gazes, and attend relevant music festivals, too. Feeling inspired. Might start a buzzband without traditional 'music'

Maybe in a way, we're all already kinda deaf.
Maybe we need to stop listening to buzzbands
There is a language of buzz
A method of buzzworthy communication
that transcends audio/visual vibes
Beyond some sort of media that u can 'blog abt'

True buzzbands appeal 2 all humans
Equal opportunities
Making accommodations 4 those with special needs
Every1 is invited to experience their brand

Do u think the 'sign language' ppl at music festivals are 'chill' or do they ruin vibes for people just trying to enjoy buzzbands?
Do all humans have the right to enjoy buzzbands?
Would u still enjoy ur favourite buzzband even if u could no longer hear?
What do bands need to do to appeal to the 'hearing impaired'?
Should Barry Obama pass some sort of law that requires clubowners to staff a full time 'signer'?

Does sign language get u 'hornie' if the lyrics are sexie?