Fri, 2010-12-10 15:11 | by Carles
2K10
U WERE A REAL SHIT STORM
U WERE RLLY MEANINGFUL
I LEARNED A LOT ABT MYSELF
I LEARNED A LOT ABT INDIE
I LEARNED A LOT ABT BUZZ
I LEARNED A LOT ABT SLUTWAVE, RAPEGAZE AND PITCHFORK
I LEARNED A LOT ABT ALT BREASTESES
I LEARNED A LOT ABT MEMES, JARED LETO, AND BEST COAST DESCHANEL
I LEARNED A LOT ABT _______
THE MOST HIGHLY BLGGBL MOMENTS OF 2K10
HIPSTER RUNOFF LAUNCHES THE ALT REPORT 1.0 [LINK]
GIRL SQUIRTS SPAGHETTIOS OUT OF HER VAGINA AS 'PERFORMANCE ART' [LINK]
TWEEN WOLVES ACT LIKE EFFING WEIRDOS AT A LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL [LINK]
M.I.A. MAKES 'THE ULTIMATE MEME' GINGER KILLING MUSIC VIDEO [LINK]
THE BROAD FROM PARAMORE TWEETS PIX OF HER TITS [LINK]
THE GIRLS FROM JUNO GETS NAKED [LINK]
KANYE WEST TWEETS PIX OF HIS 10.0 INCH BLACK PENIS [LINK]
KE$HA RIDES SLUTWAVES, RELEASES PIX OF HERSELF COVERED IN CUM [LINK]
PICTURES OF UGLY JUGGALO TITTIES [LINK]
ZOOEY DESCHANEL RELEASES SEX TAPE [LINK]
ZOOEY DESCHANEL HAS CRAZY COKE EYES ON LETTERMAN [LINK]
ZOOEY DESCHANEL JIMMY JANGLES A TAMBOURINE OVR AND OVR AGAIN [LINK]
LINDSAY LOHAN'S SIDEBOOB 'TRANSCENDS GRAVITY' [LINK]
LINDSAY SPILLS 'SHITLOAD OF BLOW' ON HER SHOES [LINK]
HONDA MAKES CAR COMMERCIAL THAT MAKES FUN OF EFFING HIPSTERS [LINK]
EVOLVING FROM HIPSTER 2 HIPPIE [LINK]
CONTINUE READING THE MOST BLGGBL MOMENTS ON HRO IN 2K10 >>>>>
KEUT ALT GIRL WATCHES BLACK DUDE GET HIS ASS BEAT BY CRAZY ASS WHITE DUDE (AMBER LAMPS <3 ) [LINK]
SOME ALT DUDE TATTOOS GLASSES ON HIS EFFING FACE [LINK]
PITCHFORK CALLS HIPSTER RUNOFF 'BRILLIANT'/'SHITTY' [LINK]
PITCHFORK GAVE MGMT'S "CONGRATULATIONS" A 10.0 [LINK]
KANYE WEST GETS 10.0 FROM PITCHFORK [LINK]
CARLES REACTS TO KANYE WEST'S 10.0, CLAIMS PITCHFORK IS 'NEGROFICATIONING' [LINK]
A BUNCH OF LOSER ALT TWEENS GO TO A BROKENCYDE CONCERT AND LOOK LIKE WEIRDOS [LINK]
COOKIE MONSTER EMO BRO EMERGES
CHILL MURRAY LAUNCHES CHILLWAVE SOUND PROJECT [LINK]
CARLES RETIRES [LINK]
THE ALT REPORT TELLS ITS LIFE STORY [LINK]
SOME ASS HOLES DO A FLASHMOB 2 PROTEST AGAINST CONSUMERISM IN A LOCAL TARGET [LINK]
FREEGANS 'DUMPSTER DIVE' BEHIND WHOLE FOODS [LINK]
THAT DUMB ARTIST LADY STARES AT PPL AND BJORK GOES 2 SEE HER [LINK]
WE FIND OUT THAT BJORK'S DAUGHTER IS NAMED BJORK JR [LINK]
ROSTAM FROM VAMPIRE WEEKEND 'COMES OUT', BECOMES GAY INDIE ICON [LINK]
EZRA KOENIG 'ICES HIS BRO' [LINK]
KIRSTEN KENNIS SUES THE EFF OUT OF VAMPY WEEKS [LINK]
THE XX BEGINS 2 EYEBALL FUCK THE CROWD [LINK]
ARIEL PINK REBRANDS AS A MAINSTREAM INDIE CELEB, FACEFUCKS AN UNRULY MEXI BRO [LINK]
JOANNA NEWSOM'S ALBUM TANKED [LINK]
GIRLS GONE WILD LAUNCHES 'ALT VERSION' [LINK]
JARED LETO TRIES 2 HIT ON LADY GAGA, HAND HER HIS BUZZBAND'S ALBUM [LINK]
DEMI LOVATO GOES 2 REHAB BECAUSE OF NEON INDIAN [LINK]
RAPE GAZE IS INVENTED BY PITCHFORK [LINK]
PITCHFORK STOLE THE TUMBLR URL FROM A POOR, INNOCENT BLGGR [LINK]
LAMESTREAMERS ON FACEBOOK EMERGE [LINK]
NYTIMES WRITES TREND PIECES ABT 20SOMETHINGS/HIPSTERS [LINK]
BEST COAST TELLS CARLES 2 EAT A DICK [LINK]
MAKES FUN OF HRO COMMENTERS [LINK]
BEST COAST CLAIMS THAT CARLES STOLE HER WEED [LINK]
PANDA BEAR DELAYS TOMBOY ETERNALLY [LINK]
AVEY TARE GETS DIVORCED AND WRITES AN ALBUM ABT IT/CROCODILES [LINK]
DEAKIN REJOINS ANCO AFTER HIS SOLO PROJECT 'FAILS' [LINK]
SUBURBAN TWEENS STARTING TO 'GET HIGH' FROM MP3S [LINK]
PROJECT GIRL EMERGES [LINK]
SOME ALT TELLS OLIVER SIM 'YALL WERE GREAT ON FALLON' [LINK]
HOW CHILI'S SAVED MY LIFE [LINK]
THE LIL ASS HOLE IN THE TOYOTA COMMERCIAL WHO CARES ABT SOCIAL STATUS + MATERIAL THINGS [LINK]
THE PEOPLE OF COACHELLA [LINK]
AM APPY FINDS THE BEST ASS IN THE WORLD [LINK]
SOME BRO INVENTS THE BRO HAT [LINK]
UNCHILL AZN BRO RUINS CHILL VIBES ALL YEAR [LINK]
SHANNON GAGA IS SHANNON GAGA [LINK]
SNACKS THE CAT GIRL WINS HIPSTER RUNOFF'S FIRST HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST [LINK]
HIPSTER RUNOFF NAMED TIME MAGAZINE'S BLOG OF THE YEAR [LINK]
I LEARNED A LOT ABT __________ IN 2K10.
THE MOST BLGGBL MOMENT OF 2K10 WAS _________.
THE FORGOTTEN MEME OF 2K10 WAS ____________.
THE BUZZBAND OF THE YEAR WAS ___________.
THE _______ OF THE _______ WAS.
I LEARNED NOTHING IN 2K10
I DID NOT EVOLVE AS A HUMAN BEING
I AM PAST MY PRIME.
I HAVE ALREADY 'PEAKED.'
I HAVE ALREADY EXPERIENCED THE HIGHEST HIGHS.
MY LIFE WILL NEVER BE 'THAT BAD' BC I AM MIDDLE CLASS/RICH.
2K11 WILL BE A 'CRAPPY REPEAT' OF 2K10
SAME MEMES, SAME BANDS, SAME BLOG SITES
NEW ZANY SHIT 2 'SHARE' VIA TWITTER/FB
TRYING TO CONNECT WITH OTHER HUMANS BY SHARING CONTENT.
2K11: A NEW HOPE?
HIPSTER RUNOFF
Alternative Celebrity, Blog, Buzzband, Company, DJ, MemeHIPSTER RUNOFF is a blog worth blogging abt, created by Carles that is trying 2 stay relevant. It blogs abt buzzbands, alt_stuff, and memes.
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