A few days ago, I put out an open call 2 be my Valentine [link]. It seems like my inbox has been flooded with both reports of lamestreamers on facebook, as well as tons of QTs+altbros who want to be Carles' Valentine....

The winner + runners up will obtain some of these potential prizes
-a date with Carles at Chili's
-a lifetime modeling contract with the now defunct I Am Carles brand
-a HIPSTER RUNOFF prize pack
-Carles will take you to Outback Steakhouse
-a chance to be interviewed on the HIPSTER RUNOFF POCAST
-a BFF necklace that u will wear with Carles
-Carles' varsity letterman jacket
-a box of chocolates
-a Build-A-Bear wearing Am Appy / retro vintage clothes

R u ready 2 see who entered this shit?
Who will win Carles heart?

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hi. u look keut #palmQT

Wanna get post-Juno with u #postJuno

Last nite meant a lot to me. We cuddled and watched the ArFi #WeDidIt

I wanna ride chillwaves with u #chillwaveBB

Ran into this girl at Barnes & Noble #B&Nbabe

Then she emailed me again and called me 'deck.' Is that 'the new fetch'?

QT Apathetic BB. Let's learn 2 be passionate again #whateverQT

Our relationship is (more than) just a meme? #meme4evr

U wanna meme with me, too? #memeQT

<3 u sunflower alt #sunflower_alt_qt

Perfect alternative breasted blipster? #blipster_alt_breasts

Should I make this bro 'mine'? #beminebro

How about butterfly bro? #butterbro

Cum covered bro tits? Confused #cumtitbro

Bright Eyes bro seems 2 sad 2 me. #brighteyesbro

U only listen to Rostam projects? #RostamBro

U play guitar? #IncubusFan6969

Feel kinda creeped out by this bearded bro. Scared. #chillwave_predator

Can't really tell what this bro has on his bro teets, but seems 'dark' #silence_of_the_alts

The way 2 any bro's heart = the smooth sounds of Johnny Mayer #UrBodyisABronderLand

Looks like that bro came back for a tag team with his bro #peenbros

Speaking of tag team, this bro wants to DP me <3 <3 <3 #DP_Bro

"I only drink Diet Dr. Pepper" #DDP

Seems like if I cum on his face, he will be more buzzworthy.

U wanna D8? No Regrets... Just <3 #d8qt

Rlly like girls with a nice squalor. <3 <3 #squalorbb

R u a Carlesbian? #carlesbian

Speaking of not being down with peens... Cmon bb... I can change ur mind... #ih8peens

This dude seems pretty chill + buff #Republican_Bro

<3 Handjobs wif moufs. <3 the Hipster Grifter vintage meme #grifter

U know the old saying... The way 2 an altbro's <3 is thru his tummie [via pizza] #pizzaheart

But should I ride Pizza Hut waves instead of Papa Murphy core? #PizzaHutAlt

I am honest enough 2 admit that there's a lil bit of lamestreamer inside of all of us #lamestreamqt

R u willing 2 be my buzzbitch 4evr? #buzzbitch

I want a girl who <3s me enough to go mainstream 4 me as we grow older and move 2 the suburbs #mainstream4u

I rlly <3 making bbz <3 <3 #CRLSBBz

I'm rlly hornie. #hornie4carles

I wanna pet ur kitten #kittie

Also could really go for some Panera Bread #panerabro

I miss u, #ProjectGirl

"All women have a rape fantasy." -unchill frat bros #rapegazer

Chaz Who? <3 u QT brobro #ToroYCarles

I wanna be more than just ur friend... Wish u were my post-BFF #WishUweremyBF

Let's be in a buzzworthy relaish 2gether...Even if it is 'just for press' #WavvCoast

"I want a girl with a body like Alice Glass." #AliceGlassQT

U first emailed me a keut lil poem... And I <3ed it...

But then u took it 2 the next lev. I'd ride ur slutwave any day #slutwaver

Are these alternative breasts good enough 4 yall? #TittaysMcBittays

That's it.
Who do u <3?
Who do u h8?
Which bros are the kreepiest/chillest?
Which girls are the QT-est/bestyy-est/alt-est?
Who do u want 2 be ur Valentine?

...I wish u wr my Valentine...

Who should win the HIPSTER RUNOFF Valentine's Day contest?
Please comment with the HASH TAG nickname + why they should win. I will run an official Alt Report Robot algorithm Excel formula database query that calculates which entries are #TRENDING based on ur #HASHTAGS.

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HIPSTER RUNOFF is a blog worth blogging abt, created by Carles that is trying 2 stay relevant. It blogs abt buzzbands, alt_stuff, and memes.

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