Sometimes I wonder if mainstream society 'cyberbullies me' into caring abt mainstream events. I'll be sitting alone, in my room, on my computer, connected 2 social networks and then every1 starts talking abt a relevant [TRENDING] event. Then it's like, 'I am afraid of being left out' so I'll tune in, but I'll have a detached, snarky 'take' on what I am watching, just to try to preserve my transcendent identity, then I will 'enter into the discussion' and broadcast my high level thoughts on a low-level, mainstream event. I wonder if any1 even 'enjoys' watching the Super Bowl any more. It seems like the mainstream bro version of the MTV VMAs--just an event that exists 2 generate 'something 2 talk abt'... but maybe that's life... a series of events that u get 2 talk abt with other ppl.

Did u watch the Super Bowl?
Is the Super Bowl 'hella mainstream'?
What was the most meme-able meme of the Super Bowl?
Did Christina Aguilera ruin the Super Bowl with her slutwave lips 'butchering' our great country's national anthem?

Don't really 'get' American Football. It seems like it was some sort of 'WWE wrestling event' this year because these bros won championship belts [via steroids].

Or they won the opportunity to sacrifice little pageant girls 2 the Footbal Gods

I just stayed at home instead of going to my local Chili's Grill and Bar located in the Midwestern United States.

Costco provided some great options 4 snacks + adult beverages. Here's me + my bros. We have a SICK big screen TV [via the 1990s]

FOX accidentally started showing the Big Lebowski during the game. Here is the dude with the moustache.

Not sure if people even care about the game. Feels like every1 just watches so they don't miss out on 'the most meme-worthy events.' Here is Cameron Diaz feeding Alex Rodriguez some steroids.

Photos via mocksession

'We are internet famous for being famous on the internet, and sometimes we are in movies. The internet will keep us young forever' -tweens + Ashton Kutch + Demi Mores

Don't forget abt our troops while u watch the game / read this blog / do anything 'sweet' bc ppl somewhere else are fighting 4 ur freedom.

Did yall watch the Super Bowl Half time show ft 'The Black Peys'?

Sorta wonder if the Black Eyed Peas 'ripped off' Daft Punk's 15 year old gimmick

I guess u have to put zany carvings in ur head when ur not as famous as Will.I.Am or Fergie, and ur not a weird albino dude.

'We are the world's #1 pep rally band.'

Does n e 1 know who is 'actually a Black Eyed Peas fan?'

Never really heard the Guns and Roses, but deceased lead singer Axl Rose is certainly 'rolling over in his grave.'

Celebrated the Black Eyed Peas halftime performance with a Four Loko bath

Not sure if there were even any 'meme-worthy' commercials because every1 would rather experience memes on demand [via youtube streaming] instead of having 2 watch a football game.

I guess the 'buzzworthiest commercial' was GROUPON because they 'made fun of Tibet.' It seems like the commercial provided great commentary on America's Deal Hunting and Coupon Hoarding Society, searching for savings within our own culture, as opposed to looking to save globally. However, I think mainstreamers (the ppl they are trying to get to sign up 4 deals) are probably 'pissed' at this commercial because mainstreamers want to be considered 'good people.

Do yall care abt Tibet, or just getting sweet deals in ur inbox [via Groupon]?
Does this mean I have 2 sign up for a Living Social account?
Should GROUPON offer deals in Tibet?
Is this the end of Groupon?
Would yall trade 'the death of Tibet' for eternal coupons + deals?

At least we got to see Doritos finally 'embrace their brand' and the perception of the 'borderline retarded' bros who eat their chips.

Would yall rather eat Cheeto Dust or Dorito Dust? Have yall ever licked a peen with Dorito dust on it?
I wonder if it is considered 'cheating' to 'go viral' during the Super Bowl because you are paying a fee 2 get exposure to a mainstream lamestream audience.

Feels like this post is 'really suffering' because there weren't enough blogworthy moments at the Super Bowl. They probably need a 'red carpet' so that there can be more pix of slutwave humans showing off their breasteses.

Do yall care about the game?
Did Troy Aikman really deserve 2 be the MVP?

'Sorry bro. Guess u lost ur swagger.'

R u happy that 'America's Team' won?
Should the Black Eyed Peas be executed during 1 of their shows?
Is the GROUPON CEO 'the chillest bro on the planet'?
Do yall hope that they pave over Tibet and build the Groupon HQ there?
If u were a mainstreamer, would u sign up for Groupon or LivingSocial?
What were the #1 memes of the Super Bowl?
Will Aaron Rodgers 'save' 2k11 [via TOMBOY]?
R u worried abt Tom Brady + Peyton Manning?
Did the Saint let down post-Katrina New Orleans by not winning?
Should I just get a 'tug job' [via feet] from Rex Ryan's wife?
What are the mainstream-est days of the year?
Is the Super Bowl = 'The Super Bowl of Mainstream Events for Bros, Lamestreamers, Mainstreamers, and Middle American wavers'?

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