Some bro tweets abt his first 'first.' Has 'first' commenting on HIPSTER RUNOFF gone too far?
Look at me
I am a bro
who comments on the popular alt/lamestream blog HIPSTER RUNOFF
I saw that there were 0 comments on a post
and something inside of me took over
I rushed to comment
To be the first to see the post
To metaphorically plant the flag of my nation
on the moon that is this fresh HRO post
I obtained a first
I declared 'first'
My first 'first'
Boldly firsted where no Brononymous had firsted b4
and broadcasted it 2 my livestream
I am a FirstWave Bro
One time when I was an entry-level blog, some1 said to me "You will have a real blog when ppl fight for firsties on every post."
Every time I see a new 'first', I know that my blog brand is strong.
If a blog post exists on a blog with 0 pageviews, is it even a blog?
Do yall <3 the 'first' commenters on HIPSTER RUNOFF?
Have firstwavers 'ruined' the comments section of HIPSTER RUNOFF?
Are firstwaver 'entry level bro's or the purest HRO fans in the world?
Is a 'first' worth the most on HRO, Alt Report, or the Mainstreamer?
Have the comments on HRO 'gone down the shitter'?
Has the quality of writing on HRO 'declined' as have the commenters?
Are comments still an important, unique aspect of the blogosphere, or is it just where 'trolls and cowards lurk' to say mean things abt artists and relevant humans who are contributing something real 2 the world?
Has HIPSTER RUNOFF lost its readers from the 2k9 golden era of buzzbands?
Will u ever get a 'first' on a HIPSTER RUNOFF post?
Please use the comments section to communicate with the commenting community of HIPSTER RUNOFF.
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