Jared Leto is still Jared Leto. Jared Leto is still beyond alt. | Hipster Runoff

Jared Leto is still Jared Leto. Jared Leto is still beyond alt.

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God bless u, Jared Leto
For being the most alternative man alive
I am not sure how ur buzzband has so many overground fans
But props 2 u for selling out basketball arenas all around the world

Spray me with ur Girl Talk toilet paper gun
But only after you wipe your poo-stained anus
with said toilet paper
so I can taste what 'greatness' is

Making ur way thru the crowd like Jesus
What I would give for one hand on your perfect body
To touch the most alternative man alive...

Only Jared could wear a skirt/dress on stage
and pull it off
Because Jared Leto is so much more than fashion
he is a living bag of skin and bones, transcending art and culture

Will u chill out and play a personal acoustic set for us?
Maybe some post-Jack Johnson vibes?

Jared Leto is totally our fave hipster hottie <3 <3 <3

30 Seconds To Mars
Was created by God
Shannon Leto was created
2 be the less alt Leto Brother

It's not a band
It's a movement
It's building an army
It's being a part of something bigger than urself
It's being even better & more meaningful than the Arcade Fire
We are 30 Seconds... From Mars...

God Bless Jared Leto, the most alternative man alive. There are no questions. Jared Leto is the answer.

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Jared Leto

Actor, Buzzband

Jared Leto is an alternative actor, and the lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars.

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