A Day in the Life of Jared Leto | Hipster Runoff

A Day in the Life of Jared Leto

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It's not easy being Jared. Being the frontman of the most important band in the world has some perks. The Grade A models that you get to bang. Unlimited coconut water in my green room. Driving sweet vintage cars that fit with my personal brand. But that's not everything.

It's not easy being Jared. Yes, I know how to pleasure beautiful women unlike any other man can pleasure a woman, but sexual existence is only a small part of who I am, what I do, and how my art exists in the world.

Try living my life in my shoes for a day. I guarantee you wouldn't make it out alive. I have one of the most beautiful minds in the world. It is so beautiful, complex, and deep that it would paralyze most commoners. The way that I see beauty, art, the bullshittiness of society is unlike any human before me.

It's really not easy being Jared.

My name is Jared Leto. Viva La Effing Bam, bitches. I can JACKASS in my dreams [via Inception].

I hate being beautiful. Ass hole photographers all want a piece of me. They want to capture my soul [via photography].

You can't contain me. You cannot capture me. I do not exist in photographs. The representation of me is abstract as the horizon lines move towards the infinite abyss, no longer representing the surreality of my metachemical and metaphysical presences as time, space, architecture, and neuroscience processes your psychological output of the being of my existence. Time shall end, as will my body, cremated and ashes spread across the globe from a Stealth bomber, but as the ash rains down upon this world, we shall know that Jared Leto never existed, but at the same time, Jared Leto was everything that ever existed.

It's not easy being Jared Letbro.

You see me. You see some one beautiful. Some one alternative. You don't understand.

It's not easy being Jared Leto.

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Jared Leto

Actor, Buzzband

Jared Leto is an alternative actor, and the lead singer of the band 30 Seconds to Mars.

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