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I tried 2 go viral by making a "Shit Lana Del Rey Says" video

Sometimes I feel like a slave 2 the content
a true piggybacker
knowing that I will only have 1 moment 2 shine
This is it.

It is my right as an internet user
2 share my own vision on a topic that is #trending
adding cultural commentary
because I exist at the intersection of culture and culture

I am a content creator
Sometimes I feel like the star of the most interesting, comical, enlightening viral video of all time
called 'Shit That I Say'

I will share this link with my friends
they will give me kind feedback on it
Most of them will simply 'LIKE' it to avoid having to actually comment on it
Because I make them cringe, not just because I am legitimately 'not funny'
but because I am just 'trying so goddamned hard'

I am a hipster basher
I am an LDR basher
I am a ____ basher
Bashy McBashBashing is the Purest Art Form

On the internet, no1 is a spectator
We are all living, breathing, creating culture
Providing valuable cultural commentary
Which will exist in the cloud until #SOPA2: The Legend of Meme Gold

Capitalizing on tricky titles and manipulated search rank
in order to get 'mad views' from confused tweens who are Google infants

Sometimes I wonder
if we are all in an eternal youtube video
entitled
'Shit Ppl Who are Trying 2 Go Viral Say'

But srsly
that first video was kinda funny
if u r in2
Street Fighter 2 humor #Ryu #Blanka

Were any of these videos 'funnie' or were they all 'effing terrible'?

Lana Del Rey

Alternative Celebrity, Buzzband

Lana Del Rey is a hot female indie singer. She is 'mad controversial.'

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anonymous's picture

these videos are effing

these videos are effing annoying

tekhnephile's picture

'Shit Ppl Who are Trying 2 Go

'Shit Ppl Who are Trying 2 Go Viral Say'... Carles nailed it. Hes rlly trying 2 go viral w/ this one. <3 it

alexnexus's picture

sucked... not that much, but

sucked... not that much, but sucked.
thnx

alexnexus's picture

sucked... not that much, but

sucked... not that much, but sucked.
thnx

alexnexus's picture

sucked... not that much, but

sucked... not that much, but sucked.
thnx

alexnexus's picture

sucked... not that much, but

sucked... not that much, but sucked.
thnx

Sparklepuss's picture

Thanks for posting. We don't

Thanks for posting. We don't give a shit if people hate it or love it as long as they watch it... :D Yeah, we be hoes.

Brononymous's picture

lol yah ok no

lol yah ok no

Brononymous's picture

That hipster one was by

That hipster one was by FAAAARRR the most unimpressive, unfunny, un-entertaining "shit says" video I've seen.
The bro in it is cute, but that's about it. Pretty much the male version of one of those chicks you see who's really hot, but doesn't know shit, and isn't humorous but you laugh at her ill attempts to be funny anyway just 'cus she's cute. Yep, that's him. Girls probably laugh at his jokes 'cus he's cute, and his bro's laugh at his jokes 'cus they find dane cook genius, so he thinks he has what it takes to make people laugh.

Broginia Woolf's picture

This is why the internet suxx

This is why the internet suxx now and Im gunna go live on Skyrim instead. kk. l8rz luzrz.

Brononymous's picture

That hipster one was by

That hipster one was by FAAAARRR the most unimpressive, unfunny, un-entertaining "shit says" video I've seen.
The bro in it is cute, but that's about it. Pretty much the male version of one of those chicks you see who's really hot, but doesn't know shit, and isn't humorous but you laugh at her ill attempts to be funny anyway just 'cus she's cute. Yep, that's him. Girls probably laugh at his jokes 'cus he's cute, and his bro's laugh at his jokes 'cus they find dane cook genius, so he thinks he has what it takes to make people laugh.

Brononymous's picture

That hipster one was by

That hipster one was by FAAAARRR the most unimpressive, unfunny, un-entertaining "shit says" video I've seen.
The bro in it is cute, but that's about it. Pretty much the male version of one of those chicks you see who's really hot, but doesn't know shit, and isn't humorous but you laugh at her ill attempts to be funny anyway just 'cus she's cute. Yep, that's him. Girls probably laugh at his jokes 'cus he's cute, and his bro's laugh at his jokes 'cus they find dane cook genius, so he thinks he has what it takes to make people laugh.

Brononymous's picture

That hipster one was by

That hipster one was by FAAAARRR the most unimpressive, unfunny, un-entertaining "shit says" video I've seen.
The bro in it is cute, but that's about it. Pretty much the male version of one of those chicks you see who's really hot, but doesn't know shit, and isn't humorous but you laugh at her ill attempts to be funny anyway just 'cus she's cute. Yep, that's him. Girls probably laugh at his jokes 'cus he's cute, and his bro's laugh at his jokes 'cus they find dane cook genius, so he thinks he has what it takes to make people laugh.

saolg3932852's picture

Nurses as the She did not

Nurses as the She did not know his date of birth, age estimates based on two children, the elderly aged 60 to 70 years old.

because this afternoon we should be promoting the operating room for the elderly

, we can only be a conservative estimate of the old man over the age of 60.

afternoon surgery angle.

old childhood burns, resulting in a large area of ​​body deformities left paralyzed, with aphasia, deafness, and later sold by their families twice sent people After the Spring Festival this year, the ill-fated rural elderly Jingxian a light brown on the forehead of the 22 cm thick

cutaneous horn is not any particular disease,Hermes Jypsiere, but often holly that most cases encountered in the past few centimeters long, However, they grow to 22 cm is the first time to see. The growth rate was not fast. Just three months ago,

morning scene

Although the hospital has five or six million cost of surgery to a minimum, but for the family,new air jordans, the million surgical and postoperative treatment costs or the cost of an astronomical figure.

old childhood as the fire burns, deformities and left the body there is a large area of ​​the burn scars, 2 inch from the left eye brow position, impressively long horns of a foreign body like sheep.

surgery difficult

whether cancer is the most difficult problem

bedridden poor physical condition

In China, according to records of the longest of the At that time, in Northeast China had a long corner found the man, he played 3 years of age, head of the right to grow a corner, 40 years old, left to grow another one, actually reached the age of 26 to 75 cm long, the bottom of the circumference of 18 cm, was s-shaped, shaped like a horn.

cutaneous horn is a rare common 22 cm

ward, the doctor is often the holly and the situation.

2005 in Chongqing a sixty head grow old a 5-cm long In Zhengzhou, a 88-year-old head grow a 5-cm long p>

2010 in Henan Pingdingshan a centenarian head grow 6 cm long / p>

scar prone skin keratinocytes This is a limitation, conical hyperkeratosis damage, mainly in the face and scalp and other parts, grow matchsticks or thickness of the horn-shaped bulge chopsticks, brown or brownish gray,Hermes Picotin PM, hard texture. Holly told reporters often, in fact, increase with age, the aging of the skin layers, then there has been an exception and is therefore cutaneous horn occurred in four or five years old or more in older people.

country there have been reports of cutaneous horn

● to know more about something

with the .

However, age is not the only obstacle,mulberry purse wallet, the greater the sclerosis, this condition may lead to pulmonary embolism during surgery, and these are invisible to increase the risk of surgery.

the longest 1844, first published 90 cases of The data show that in the 16th century in France, having a child 5 years old when his head hit a bag, but has not disappeared, but grew up and became

Ten days ago, the son of Dr. Chinese Academy of Sciences will be admitted to the mother to Beijing for medical treatment, this root rare

explore the reasons

doctors parse

hospital hope

for the upcoming surgery, the elderly son of Zhang Shaohua both excited and worried, while a smooth removal of the head for the mother's accident.

giant Although the idea has been fully prepared, but suddenly see the

Currently, surgical approach is relatively simple approach is to take down the angle of the skin, then cover the wound. But the biggest difficulty here is uncertain whether the base had cancer, although the base have been carried out before the soft tissue biopsy,burberry 2011, most cells are benign, but there are some cells are more suspicious.


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saolg3932852's picture

Nurses as the She did not

Nurses as the She did not know his date of birth, age estimates based on two children, the elderly aged 60 to 70 years old.

because this afternoon we should be promoting the operating room for the elderly

, we can only be a conservative estimate of the old man over the age of 60.

afternoon surgery angle.

old childhood burns, resulting in a large area of ​​body deformities left paralyzed, with aphasia, deafness, and later sold by their families twice sent people After the Spring Festival this year, the ill-fated rural elderly Jingxian a light brown on the forehead of the 22 cm thick

cutaneous horn is not any particular disease,Hermes Jypsiere, but often holly that most cases encountered in the past few centimeters long, However, they grow to 22 cm is the first time to see. The growth rate was not fast. Just three months ago,

morning scene

Although the hospital has five or six million cost of surgery to a minimum, but for the family,new air jordans, the million surgical and postoperative treatment costs or the cost of an astronomical figure.

old childhood as the fire burns, deformities and left the body there is a large area of ​​the burn scars, 2 inch from the left eye brow position, impressively long horns of a foreign body like sheep.

surgery difficult

whether cancer is the most difficult problem

bedridden poor physical condition

In China, according to records of the longest of the At that time, in Northeast China had a long corner found the man, he played 3 years of age, head of the right to grow a corner, 40 years old, left to grow another one, actually reached the age of 26 to 75 cm long, the bottom of the circumference of 18 cm, was s-shaped, shaped like a horn.

cutaneous horn is a rare common 22 cm

ward, the doctor is often the holly and the situation.

2005 in Chongqing a sixty head grow old a 5-cm long In Zhengzhou, a 88-year-old head grow a 5-cm long p>

2010 in Henan Pingdingshan a centenarian head grow 6 cm long / p>

scar prone skin keratinocytes This is a limitation, conical hyperkeratosis damage, mainly in the face and scalp and other parts, grow matchsticks or thickness of the horn-shaped bulge chopsticks, brown or brownish gray,Hermes Picotin PM, hard texture. Holly told reporters often, in fact, increase with age, the aging of the skin layers, then there has been an exception and is therefore cutaneous horn occurred in four or five years old or more in older people.

country there have been reports of cutaneous horn

● to know more about something

with the .

However, age is not the only obstacle,mulberry purse wallet, the greater the sclerosis, this condition may lead to pulmonary embolism during surgery, and these are invisible to increase the risk of surgery.

the longest 1844, first published 90 cases of The data show that in the 16th century in France, having a child 5 years old when his head hit a bag, but has not disappeared, but grew up and became

Ten days ago, the son of Dr. Chinese Academy of Sciences will be admitted to the mother to Beijing for medical treatment, this root rare

explore the reasons

doctors parse

hospital hope

for the upcoming surgery, the elderly son of Zhang Shaohua both excited and worried, while a smooth removal of the head for the mother's accident.

giant Although the idea has been fully prepared, but suddenly see the

Currently, surgical approach is relatively simple approach is to take down the angle of the skin, then cover the wound. But the biggest difficulty here is uncertain whether the base had cancer, although the base have been carried out before the soft tissue biopsy,burberry 2011, most cells are benign, but there are some cells are more suspicious.


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saolg3932852's picture

Nurses as the She did not

Nurses as the She did not know his date of birth, age estimates based on two children, the elderly aged 60 to 70 years old.

because this afternoon we should be promoting the operating room for the elderly

, we can only be a conservative estimate of the old man over the age of 60.

afternoon surgery angle.

old childhood burns, resulting in a large area of ​​body deformities left paralyzed, with aphasia, deafness, and later sold by their families twice sent people After the Spring Festival this year, the ill-fated rural elderly Jingxian a light brown on the forehead of the 22 cm thick

cutaneous horn is not any particular disease,Hermes Jypsiere, but often holly that most cases encountered in the past few centimeters long, However, they grow to 22 cm is the first time to see. The growth rate was not fast. Just three months ago,

morning scene

Although the hospital has five or six million cost of surgery to a minimum, but for the family,new air jordans, the million surgical and postoperative treatment costs or the cost of an astronomical figure.

old childhood as the fire burns, deformities and left the body there is a large area of ​​the burn scars, 2 inch from the left eye brow position, impressively long horns of a foreign body like sheep.

surgery difficult

whether cancer is the most difficult problem

bedridden poor physical condition

In China, according to records of the longest of the At that time, in Northeast China had a long corner found the man, he played 3 years of age, head of the right to grow a corner, 40 years old, left to grow another one, actually reached the age of 26 to 75 cm long, the bottom of the circumference of 18 cm, was s-shaped, shaped like a horn.

cutaneous horn is a rare common 22 cm

ward, the doctor is often the holly and the situation.

2005 in Chongqing a sixty head grow old a 5-cm long In Zhengzhou, a 88-year-old head grow a 5-cm long p>

2010 in Henan Pingdingshan a centenarian head grow 6 cm long / p>

scar prone skin keratinocytes This is a limitation, conical hyperkeratosis damage, mainly in the face and scalp and other parts, grow matchsticks or thickness of the horn-shaped bulge chopsticks, brown or brownish gray,Hermes Picotin PM, hard texture. Holly told reporters often, in fact, increase with age, the aging of the skin layers, then there has been an exception and is therefore cutaneous horn occurred in four or five years old or more in older people.

country there have been reports of cutaneous horn

● to know more about something

with the .

However, age is not the only obstacle,mulberry purse wallet, the greater the sclerosis, this condition may lead to pulmonary embolism during surgery, and these are invisible to increase the risk of surgery.

the longest 1844, first published 90 cases of The data show that in the 16th century in France, having a child 5 years old when his head hit a bag, but has not disappeared, but grew up and became

Ten days ago, the son of Dr. Chinese Academy of Sciences will be admitted to the mother to Beijing for medical treatment, this root rare

explore the reasons

doctors parse

hospital hope

for the upcoming surgery, the elderly son of Zhang Shaohua both excited and worried, while a smooth removal of the head for the mother's accident.

giant Although the idea has been fully prepared, but suddenly see the

Currently, surgical approach is relatively simple approach is to take down the angle of the skin, then cover the wound. But the biggest difficulty here is uncertain whether the base had cancer, although the base have been carried out before the soft tissue biopsy,burberry 2011, most cells are benign, but there are some cells are more suspicious.


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saolg3932852's picture

Nurses as the She did not

Nurses as the She did not know his date of birth, age estimates based on two children, the elderly aged 60 to 70 years old.

because this afternoon we should be promoting the operating room for the elderly

, we can only be a conservative estimate of the old man over the age of 60.

afternoon surgery angle.

old childhood burns, resulting in a large area of ​​body deformities left paralyzed, with aphasia, deafness, and later sold by their families twice sent people After the Spring Festival this year, the ill-fated rural elderly Jingxian a light brown on the forehead of the 22 cm thick

cutaneous horn is not any particular disease,Hermes Jypsiere, but often holly that most cases encountered in the past few centimeters long, However, they grow to 22 cm is the first time to see. The growth rate was not fast. Just three months ago,

morning scene

Although the hospital has five or six million cost of surgery to a minimum, but for the family,new air jordans, the million surgical and postoperative treatment costs or the cost of an astronomical figure.

old childhood as the fire burns, deformities and left the body there is a large area of ​​the burn scars, 2 inch from the left eye brow position, impressively long horns of a foreign body like sheep.

surgery difficult

whether cancer is the most difficult problem

bedridden poor physical condition

In China, according to records of the longest of the At that time, in Northeast China had a long corner found the man, he played 3 years of age, head of the right to grow a corner, 40 years old, left to grow another one, actually reached the age of 26 to 75 cm long, the bottom of the circumference of 18 cm, was s-shaped, shaped like a horn.

cutaneous horn is a rare common 22 cm

ward, the doctor is often the holly and the situation.

2005 in Chongqing a sixty head grow old a 5-cm long In Zhengzhou, a 88-year-old head grow a 5-cm long p>

2010 in Henan Pingdingshan a centenarian head grow 6 cm long / p>

scar prone skin keratinocytes This is a limitation, conical hyperkeratosis damage, mainly in the face and scalp and other parts, grow matchsticks or thickness of the horn-shaped bulge chopsticks, brown or brownish gray,Hermes Picotin PM, hard texture. Holly told reporters often, in fact, increase with age, the aging of the skin layers, then there has been an exception and is therefore cutaneous horn occurred in four or five years old or more in older people.

country there have been reports of cutaneous horn

● to know more about something

with the .

However, age is not the only obstacle,mulberry purse wallet, the greater the sclerosis, this condition may lead to pulmonary embolism during surgery, and these are invisible to increase the risk of surgery.

the longest 1844, first published 90 cases of The data show that in the 16th century in France, having a child 5 years old when his head hit a bag, but has not disappeared, but grew up and became

Ten days ago, the son of Dr. Chinese Academy of Sciences will be admitted to the mother to Beijing for medical treatment, this root rare

explore the reasons

doctors parse

hospital hope

for the upcoming surgery, the elderly son of Zhang Shaohua both excited and worried, while a smooth removal of the head for the mother's accident.

giant Although the idea has been fully prepared, but suddenly see the

Currently, surgical approach is relatively simple approach is to take down the angle of the skin, then cover the wound. But the biggest difficulty here is uncertain whether the base had cancer, although the base have been carried out before the soft tissue biopsy,burberry 2011, most cells are benign, but there are some cells are more suspicious.


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Brononymous's picture

Bashers, no matter the what

Bashers, no matter the what word precedes their occupation are still low lives. It's that simple.

Brononymous's picture

That hipster video was too

That hipster video was too mainstream, but not sufficiently ironic.

Brononymous's picture

The only spot on video was

The only spot on video was the Lana Del Rey spoof. People always make videos of what is going on in the news, ala, SNL The Daily Show Steven Colbert et al. This guy is condemning exactly the content he is creating. I get it. But the video isn't funny. Except the Ryu comment.

Brononymous's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVuP_U8uhLQ

does this remind you of something?

Lana Del Taco's picture

Even

Brononymous's picture

That 'Shit LDR Says' one is

That 'Shit LDR Says' one is ASTOUNDINGLY terrible. It reminds me of this awful attempt to parody Zooey Deschanel:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCL0JoWDwd4

bug man's picture

checck this funny shit

checck this funny shit http://youtube.com/results?search_query=%22shit+hipsters+say%22 damn yall so glad to have the internet deliverin me this funny assed content

Brononymous's picture

haha. i love it. lana del rey

haha. i love it. lana del rey even called the girl in third video a "cunt." check out the comments on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBa4L8F-urE

Brononymous's picture

this one mention you

this one mention you guys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DROXYkTjx24&feature=related
best hitler i've seen in a while

Brononymous's picture

this one mention you

this one mention you guys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DROXYkTjx24&feature=related
best hitler i've seen in a while

Brononymous's picture

this one mention you

this one mention you guys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DROXYkTjx24&feature=related
best hitler i've seen in a while

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