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Dear Mom,

I'll never forget the time that I made all A's, and you followed thru with your promise. You would take me and one of my friends to go see Katy Perry at the local professional basketball arena. I had been listening to Katy Perry a lot, and this was surely going to be the greatest present any one could have given me since that time you got me tickets to the Monster Ball with Larry Gaga. Even though the seats were crappy, I forgave u because you bought me a sweet t-shirt and Little Monster livestrong bracelet.

Thanks again,
Your Spoiled Tween Daughter/Spoiled Tween Son who 'might be prematurely gay' but no1 is allowed 2 say anything.

PS: OMG CHILL OUT MOM

I wish my parents had 'industry connections' so that the pop stars had to 'kiss my parents ass' by kissing my ass

'We took tomorrow off from work so we could pregame with margaritas and even hit the local strip mall club by our apartment complex!'

We're ToTaLLy "California Gurlz"

Thank God my Gay Uncle Hank is a huge Katy Perry fan. I don't know why my dad hates him so much. :-(

CONTINUE CHECKING OUT KATY PERRY TWEENS>>>>

Fun Fact: Did U know that Katy Perry Fans are called 'KatyCats'?

Woo! Free Katy tickets bc I was the 69th called to the Radio Station Contest GiveAway!

I hope my parents FINALLY get me an effing DSLR camera. I saw them for like $50 on Black Friday :-(

Pop music transcends age, rage, religion, gender, weight, and socioeconomic status.

'These seats fucking suck, dad.'

'Is this as VIP as it gets?'

[Too Soon Penn State Joke]

My sister goes to community college and we are basically the same person.

I can't believe they got divorced! :-( They were totes soulmates :-(

Sometimes I feel like mom hates hanging out with me and she'd rather be at home with her wine and happy pills :-(

'Is this as VIP as it gets?'

'Katy wears fake hair? s000 Fake.' -indie blog think piece on pop music

UR MY PHONE COVER! (ur actually my iPod Touch cover bc my cheap ass parents got me a pay-as-u-go flip phone)

'The Essence of OMG' as performed by Loud Tween with Blue Hair

'I was into Katy Perry when she was still a Lizzy Grant level unknown Christian singer'

Last Friday Nite, yall!

This merch booth grossed more in 1 night than an indie buzzband grossed on its entire tour.

Katy Perry shoots 'unknown white fluids gun' all over audience

'I wish this was Bieber Juice.'

A protective dad's worst nightmares: daughter becomes stripper, daughter becomes pornstar, daughter becomes porn star whose 'porn gimmick' is getting gang bang and 'facial-ed' like whoa.

I wish I had a BF :-( All I have is pop music :-(

Self Pic!

'I haven't seen this much action since the late 1980s!'

I'll see yall bitches later! Thanks 4 the $$$. #PrivateJet

Do u <3 Katy Perry?
Is she 'way better' than Gaga?
Who has the worst fans in the world?
Does Katy Perry have it all?
Do these tweens look 'effing spoiled'?
Do u wish u were a VIP tween?
Do u wish u had a private jet? #pj
Do u wish u had a gay uncle who loved pop music?

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