Oh Pam...
Sometimes I wish I could be ur Jim...
We could work together at the same office
but we would both be s000 self-aware
and think we were better than every1 else
building our entire relationship upon
the idea that we are s00o0o much better than every1

I would encourage you to do ur artsy stuff
and I would fill u with a baby
We would make faces at one another
when our boss was sillie and dumb

Do you want to be a DJ, Pam?
I'd encourage you to follow ur dreams
We could break out of this sillie office
but at the same time, we sure do love the people here.
What a cast of characters!

We are beautiful 2gether
We both appeal 2 the common Middle American couple
who just want to be a 'tiny bit' more attractive than the common man
2 know that we are truly special

What I'm saying, Pam, is that if u want to be a DJ
you should be a DJ
Play what ever kind of music you want
I'll support u, BB.
I'm ur Jim

Even though you'll go on to dubstep DJ riches
I'll know that we still represent the modern American couple
trapped in a lamestream job
but forced to find quirky beauty in it
because we are basically the same as the other losers.

Oh Pammy Wammy
Ur plain face
Ur secretly curvy body
The way ur hips widen so that u can carry my children

Although ur now a DJ,
I miss the days when I'd lock u in the conference room
and make sweet, sweet love to u b4 ur tummy got all stretch marky

sweet Sassy Molassy!
I am glad I got u that Vicki's Secret gift certificate!

Even though I thought ur ass would widen
from sitting in that office chair every day
eating 3000 calorie lunches at local fast food restaurants
Ur body still looks BANGIN, bb

Oh Pam...

Is 'The Office' a show 4 High End Lamestreamers?
Do u h8 NBC Comedies?
do u <3 or h8 the Office?
Are Jim & Pam the ultimate lamestream couple who 'thinks they are better than every1 else'?
Do u think Jim 'hate fucks' Pam because he wanted his life 2 be better?
Do u hope 2 one day see a Pam DJ set?