My dad took me to an EDM festival and embarrassed me by raving 2 hard.
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Goddammit dad.
I don't want to go to another fringe regional EDM music festival
You EMBARRASS THE EFF OUTTA ME
STOP DANCING LIKE THAT DAD!
Why the eff did we show up at 12 noon?
Now we have to sit in the sun while all of these no-name DJs
spin the most obvious goddamn songs in the world.
DAD TAKE OFF UR GODDAMN FANNY PACK
WHY ARE YOUR SOCKS SO LONG?
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO WEAR THIS GRAPHIC PRINT CAP
I HATE THE WAY YOU MAKE ME DRESS
Do u think there's a booth nearby where I can get a sausage on a stick
maybe a funnel cake
This is so embarrassing
Just go to the front of the stage, dad.
I'm tired of you lying to mom
Telling her that I have an out of town soccer tournament
just so we end up at 2-3 day EDM music festivals
I'm tired of it.
I am ashamed of my father
He vibed 2 hard
Bad vibes are thicker than blood
Bc if some1 has bad vibes
ur allowed 2 never have 2 vibe with them again
I will run away from home.
I will runaway from this fringe EDM festival with regional DJs
I hate my dad.
I wish he had made me play baseball.
