I am fueled by Red Bull. I am a sponsored cultural meme [via falling from space] | Hipster Runoff

I am fueled by Red Bull. I am a sponsored cultural meme [via falling from space]

Crack open a Red Bull, dawg!
and fall 24 miles 2 Earth.

Bc I'm free...
Free Falling
[while jacked up on fuckin Red Bull]

Life is just a series of sponsored experiences.
Life is just a series of xtreme experiences.

I wish I could be a tween again
Looking for 'energy' to 'rage hard'
Looking to get 'JACKED UP'
Staying alcohol free at my school dance

Jersey Shore style dbag bros
Vibing on some N_R_G before a workout
Tons of caffeine
Heart is pounding out of my goddamned chest.

Dude, I fell so goddamned far [via Red Bull]

I am so deep
I am so extreme
I have #RedBull running thru my veins.

Via Forbes:

“The sponsorship transcended sports and entertainment into Pop Culture, hitting new consumers that Red Bull does not usually capture, and on a global scale,” said Ben Sturner, President and CEO of Leverage Agency, a full-service sports, entertainment and media marketing company. “The value for Red Bull is in the tens of millions of dollars of global exposure, and Red Bull Stratos will continue to be talked about and passed along socially for a very long time.”

Oh damn.
U 'transcended' basically everything, bro.
Congrats on that [via Red Bull]
HUGE branding #win

God Bless our troops
God Bless our Astronauts
But more importantly,
God Bless Our Dudes Sponsored By Red Bull Doing Extreme Shit

If I drink this shit
Will I be able 2 fall 24 miles 2 Earth?

U did it.
U fell out of a balloon.
U were sponsored.
U were a meme.
Ur 'famous'.
Ur 'that dude who fell.'
U went all fast.
Ur organs probably moved around a lil bit.
U will be the face of an energy drink.
U r fueled by Red Bull.
Red Bull gave u wings.

U r a brand ambassador, sponsored human meme.

Do u wish he had died so that ppl would have stopped drinking Red Bull?
Should he just do something more 'normal' in an extreme way like sex addiction?
Does he need 2 just 'chill out' and do regular ppl things?
Why does he have to do something so extreme 2 get his rocks off?
Is this what happens when u drink 2 much energy drink?

I am a grassroots marketing representative for an energy drink.