Sad Moments in Promotional Obligations (Starring Andre 3000 for Gillette) | Hipster Runoff

Sad Moments in Promotional Obligations (Starring Andre 3000 for Gillette)


Hey! Andre Three Thousand! Or should I say HEY YA! Great song!

Anyways, this is Tom with Gillette. Are you interested in expanding your brand, moving to a whole new audience who you RESONATE with? You have a beard, right? U trim it sometimes? U have a goatee sometimes too? Cool, cool. Good to know, Andrew 2000. Have I said we love your music?! SPEAKERBOXX (The Love Below)!

Alright, so u wanna be in our commercial for some new razor that we have? We just want people to think that they can 'style' their beards and look cool just like u. Could you 'be cool' and shit in a commercial, maybe make it seem like people who shave with this razor are rich and famous and rapper/singer/artist/bohemians?

Cool! Yeah I like that part about STYLE and BEARDS and stuff. Anyways lets hurry up because I have a call with a football player with a long hair coming up in 5 minutes.

Let's iron out the final part of this contract.

One more thing, do u mind wearing all denim and standing in front of an SUV with our new razor on it?

Cool, this will be in Times Square.

Do u mind driving the SUV for a year as your only car?

Also, this has to be your next album cover.

Additionally, this picture will be posted on your grave.

Sign on the dotted line my man!

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Welcome to the Gillette family. Please do not put over 10,000 miles on the car. We will need it back exactly 1 year from today.