COMPLETE RECAP of the 121212 Benefit Concert [Gathering of the Honkies]
First of all, #RestoreTheShore. Having said that, a group of elderly honkies who 'represent American Music' got 2gether 2 have a benefit show 2 raise money 4 restoring the shore. I guess they raised money, which is good, but at the same time, u have 2 wonder if it is time 2 just 'shut down' culture [via 'being old and tired'].
Watched these dudes with fake hair perform. I think they are 'the original guidos' [via Jersey Shores]
Also Paul McCartney joined Nirvana, replacing Kurt Cobain or something. I guess he was always overrated anyways.
hey look Donald Darko grew a beard, yall
'so the thing abt black ppl in hurricanes is [racist joke that only a black person is allowed 2 make]'
I'd let Chelsea Clinton sit on my face (out of respect).
When did Bruce Springsteen start wearing Jonas Brothers tween vests?
'Jack' from 'Jack and Jill' was there
Randy Jackson, dawg.
Ugh my drunk uncle took his shirt off again.
Hey look it is that Dawson's Creek Scientology Tom Cruise broad who invented Siri [via iPhones]
Cute abs, bb!
The only real meme seemed to be 'Kanye West's skirt / leather kilt'
Would u know my name if I vibed with u in Heavens?
I srsly have no idea who these ppl are.
The Alive Guy from the Beatles
the broad who cheated on Robert Patterson just to get buzz for some shitty Tween Vampire Sex movie
There was a commercial for 'Django Unchained'
That basketball player who punched thru glass and ruined the season 4 his team bc he cut off his hand.
Isn't there a maggyzine abt the Rolling Stonesies?
Bill O'Reilly gave a speech abt how Obama sux
I wish that this was an MTV Movie/Video/Bullshit Awards so that there were more rappers, tweens, and SWAG. But I guess tween viewers don't have money to donate 2 charitable causes. All they care abt is themselves, buying singles off iTunes, and making things #trend on Twitter. Unfortunately, #trending would not help the shore, so I guess that's why all these 'American legends' came 2 play instead.
Is it time 2 'end' culture consumption?
Who will play at a benefit concert in 30 years?
Will u enjoy it or feel dead & empty on the inside watching ur fave artists of yesteryear?