Is the Kim Jong-un haircut 'the new Skrillex sideshave of 2k13'?
- North Korean Leader has cool haircut, #trending with teens.
- He might be the real Unchill AZN Bro
- Hope he chills out.
Kim Jong-un is 'totally hot right now', climbing up all the coolest blogs with his totally fashionable new haircut. I've seen tons of 'hot bros' around my neighborhood with the same haircut ever since the #menswear boom, but many of them are white and have more volume up top. Kim Jong-un is 'killing it' with his fattie AZN sideshave. He looks like the post-ironic version of 'random AZN kid from elementary school who moved away without notice due to his parent getting a significant promotion in the medical field.'
His haircut strikes fear into my American heart as he screams, yells, reopens nuclear weapons development facilities and violates treaties with South Korea, angering Western allies. Lately, Kim Jong-un has been #TRENDING so hard. Part of it is certainly because of his hostile behavior, but u have to wonder...is his haircut turning heads too?
We don't know what Kim Jong-un is going to do--but we do know that we can count on him being ToTaLLy ZaNy!
If we told him that he looked good BB, and he could come chill in the USA, watch NBA, eat unlimited Doritos Locos tacos and have sex with high-priced escort Lindsay Lohan, would he finally 'be happie' and chill out?
In a way, Kim Jong-un reminds us not only of the fragility of human life, but also the fragility of trends. As unforgiving as a nuclear weapon might be, sometimes trend cycles can be even more ruthless, destructive and canninbalistic. I remember last year, the Skrillex haircut sideshave was a style AND a meme that kept on giving. Perhaps Kim Jong-un's new haircut is the most relevant hairstyle in the world these days.
Kimmie's haircut seems to get all the ladies. But can it protect North Korea from the West?
This reminds me of Nappy Dynamites, yall.
Party like a rockstar, yall! Let's hoop it up, North Korea! #NBA #InsideTheNBA #KennyAndChuck
R u afraid of him?
Is his haircut 'totally hot'?
Is he a hauttie hunk?
Can we overcome this army of brainwashed ppl?
Who knows what Kim Jong-un might do? Not Secretary of State Jonny Kerrie. Not South Korea. Not Barry Obames. One thing's for sure, we're in for a wild ride.
He's sorta like a hit TV-series--u nvr know what's gonna happen next, except at the same time... u kinda do know cuz it's so obvi.
R u scared?
Is this all 'media hype'?
Are you worried there will be a draft because North Korea has the third largest military in the world?
R we going 2 get nuked?
Is Kim Jong-un's haircut 'totally hot'?