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  • Some a-hole writes book abt how teens are inauthentic Christians, calls them ‘hipster X-tians’ (11 comments)
  • CNN writes article 4 parents abt how to fix spoiled tween behavior (42 comments)
  • Jonas Brothers go 2 Subway, hornie tween girls ruin $5 footlong vibes (32 comments)
  • PASTE Magazine ‘folds’, mp3 blogs celebrate ‘taking down a magazine’ (62 comments)
  • An Am Appy employee is ‘found dead’ at their corporate HQ (36 comments)
  • Scene Emo Tweens release new MP3 vlog duet abt tween scene emo <3 (57 comments)
  • GRAPHIC PHOTO: Snow Boarder tries to be too extreme, loses half his skull in a skating accident (43 comments)
  • Fox News writes ‘hipster bashing’ article. Did they ‘nail it’? [via cultural commentary] (202 comments)
  • Famous Celebrity Shannon Gaga dyes hair platinum, looks eggzackly like Lady Gaga. mcdonalds nuggies (52 comments)
  • A Newspaper does in depth interview with ‘the guy who screens album submissions’ @ a radio station (46 comments)
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An Am Appy employee is ‘found dead’ at their corporate HQ

By Carles | September 1, 2010

Posted in ALT REPORT | Tagged Alternative Business, alternative retailers, Am Appy, American Apparel | 36 Comments

AZN Hipster falls asleep naked on the Tokyo subway/light rail

By Carles | August 31, 2010

Posted in ALT REPORT | Tagged AZNs, looking at effing hipsters, perfect alternative ass, public transportation, Subway | 54 Comments

VIDEO: Unchill AZN Bro showcases mad vocals, sings spooky MP3 in front of a haunted house

By Carles | August 27, 2010

Posted in ALT REPORT | Tagged BJ Panda Bear, Unchill AZN bro | 48 Comments

American Eagle releases the official BRO HAT for all kinds of bros

By Carles | August 24, 2010

Posted in ALT REPORT | Tagged alternative bro, alternative retailers, Am Eaggy, American Eagle, BRO HAT | 52 Comments

EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: Unchill AZN bro explains his personal style / outlandish brand

By Carles | August 20, 2010


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Posted in ALT REPORT | Tagged BJ Panda Bear, Personal Branding, Relevant Interviews, Unchill AZN bro | 109 Comments
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